Freeland Tribune J rUBUgUKD KTUir KGMDA.T AMD TUUBMDAT. TITOS. A. BTJOKLEY, Editob and Proprietor. OFFICE: MAIS BTRKKT ABOV* CENTRE. HUBBCIUPTION RATES. Orm Tear $1 50 Butwcrlbcn are reqimted to ot*erve the dato following the lunne on the labels of their papers. Bj referring to this they can tell at a (laaue how they stand csi the books In this office, For instance: Grovor Cleveland SUuxaAK) means Chat G rover is paid up to June 28, iHUo. Keep tike empires In advance of the prusent date. Report promptly to this office when your paper Is not received. All arrearaKeu must bo paid when paper Is discontinued, or collection will j tm made ton the manner provided by law. FREELAND. PA., .fITNE 27, 1895. flow to Cook a llusl>an<l. One of the lectures before the Balti more cooking school recently gave this receipt for choking a husband, which is not commonly found in books on cookery: "A good many husbands are utterly spoiled by mismangement. Some women go about it as if they were bal loons and blow them up. Others keep them constantly in hot water, others l't them freeze by iudilTerne.e and careless ness. Some keep them in a stew by irri tating ways and words. Others roast them. It cannot be supposed that an\ husband will be tender and good ii managed in this way, but they un ready delicious when properly treated. • In selecting your husband do not g-> : to tlie market for him, as the best are | brought to the door. It is far bettor to | have none, unless you learn how to govern him. See that the linen in which ; you wrap liiiu is properly washed and j mended, have the required number of buttons and strings tightly sewed on. Tie him in the kettle by a silk cord called 'comfort,* as the one called 'duty* is apt to be weak. "They are apt to fall out of the kettle and to be burned and crusty on the edges, since, like crabs lobsters, they have to hi l cooked while alive. If he sputters and fusses do not be anxious—some husbands do this until they are culled done. Add a little sugar in the form of what con fectioners call kisses, but no vinegar or pepper on any account. A little spice improves them, but it must bo used with judgement."— Ex. "On to Delaware!" is the inspiring cry that has been taken up by taxers of the I T nitd States. Delaware, on account of having a not very large number of voters, has been chosen as the most desirable state in the union for a target, and for the next few years the doctrine of "equal rights for all and special privileges for none" will be spread and explained in every town and hamlet in our neighboring common wealth. Instead of the scattering lire that lias been carried on for the past fifteen years, the leaders of the move ment have decided to concentrate 1 their efforts upon some definite place. Since selecting Delaware thousands of dollars have been subscribed and the services of the ablest orators in the ranks are offered for the campaign. That opposi tion from their opponents will be met is a natural thing to expect, but no one can yet point to an instance when a single taxer was beaten in a debate or controversy, and we predict a grand victory for George's followers before many elections have, been hold. The details of the campaign are not yet ar ranged. but it will be a systematic as sault upon what is the greatest evil in the world today, land speculation. A careful inquiry throughout the country by the Chicago Tribune indicates that 250,000 wage-workers have been given voluntary increases by their em ployers since April 1. The advances range from 5 to 40 per cent, and the average is about 12. These statistics were not gathered for the purpose of making political capital out of the busi ness revival. They were secured with much labor by one of the greatest Re publican papers in the country, and there is no question as to their reliability. This announcement is certainly a pleasant, one to make, and that the revival will reach the anthracite coal fields soon is a hope that all can join in expressing. One cannot help having some pity for some of the merchants here. They have as good goods at low prices, so they ver bally assert, as can be had elsewhere. But it is only a verbal statement and verbal advertising was never as good as printer's ink, nor will it ever be. The people of this vicinity don't know that they can buy as cheap in Frneland as they can in other towns. They must have positive proof. The storekeeper will say, "Everybody knows I am straight and s*lI straight goods at the right price." This may be all true, but it don't work. The newspaper is the proper medium, as some people have long since discovered. With today's issue the TRIBUNE ends its seventh year. The publisher sin cerely thanks all who by their patron age and encouragement helped the paper to attain its present position. An unexpected misfortune last Decem ber retarded our progress somewhat, and proven ted us from making some contemplated improvements in the paper, but the future appears brighter and when tin- changes now under way are completed the TRIBUNE, we believe, will be found a better newspaper than ever before. glimmer neckwear, 23c at Refowich's. I STILL FOR AHNEKfITiON Policy of the Hawaiian Government. j Apodal Session of the Little Tte | public's First legislature—Efforts To lnduco Immigration from j America Favored—Weakness of j the Government Denied. Honolulu, June 10, via gan Francisco, Juno 24.—The special sessiou of the first legislature of tho republic convened at uoou of tho 12th iu the former Throne room. A large ussemblugc was present. The only uniforms seen were those of | United States naval olliccrs. There was j a total absence of parade. President Dole delivered an address of I 15 minutes. He stated that the republic of Hawaii had been recognized by all the principal nations with whom rela tions were friendly. Internal affairs had been in an orderly and prosperous con dition except the January insurrection, which had been suppressed without seri ous difficulty. Tho outlay, including expenses of the military court, had been over SOO,OOO, paid from current funds. Annexation to tho United States continued to he tlie policy of tho government and would be earnestly sought for. A liberal policy was recommended in administering the public lauds, so as to facilitate the ac acquirement of permanent holdings by industrious persons of small means. The crown lauds should be managed to tho same end. A bill would be sub mitted elaborating such a land policy. Special reference should be paid to in ducing immigration of desirable Ameri can and other white settlers. Asiatic ; immigration was depreciated. Cable j communication must be secured. Fran- I ohises and subsidies had been promised, j but the time had come for the govern i ment activity to initiate ihe matter. A bill would be submitted. I Those reports were totally without foundation which were sent from San i Francisco May 10, that the government was tottering and Thurston planning to restore the monarchy under Kaiuluni. The whole thing was a canard. The steamer Lehua cruised for three weeks hut heard of no filibusterers and gave up the search. SEWED I P A HULL'S EYES. Shocking Case ol Inhumanity at Otlsco, N. Y. Syracuse, N. Y., June 28.—Special of iieor Casey, of the S. P. C. A., late Saturday afternoon, arrested Pries Par sons, an Otlsco farmer, for a case of shocking and inhuman treatment of an unruly bull which persisted in knocking down fences. Parsons sewed up the eyelids of tho unfortunate animal with two pieces of heavy wire sharpened at the points, which lie inserted as a physi cian would a needle. After he had taken three or four stitches in each eyelid he twisted the ends of the wire together, and in this condition the bull was found, with his eyes terribly swollen aud bleed ing. The justice of the peace at South Onondaga let Parsons oS with a paltry fine of $lO. AGROUND IN THE KIEL CANAL. The Augusta Victoria Towed on' l>y a Gorman War Ship. Hamburg, Juno 28.—The Hamburg- American line steamer Augusta Victoria ran aground yosterday in the Kaiser Wilhelm I. canal near the 29-kilometro stone. The Gorman warship Scadlor towed her off and took her to a siding, where she will remain until the channel is dredged to a depth suftieiont to allow her to continue her passage. Her ground ing detained the steamers Rugia and Khuutia of the same lino, but these passed when the Augusta Victoria was towed into tho siding. REEICVEP BY DENMARK'S KING Sir John Pomler, Ambassador Bay ard and Others Visit Him. Copenhagen, June 24.—The king yes terday afternoon gave an audience in Bernstorff palace to a number of the guests of Sir John Pender who accom panied him on the steamer Tentnllon Castle to Kiel and subsequently came to this city. Among those received were Mr Bayard, the American ambassador to Great Britain, Held marshal Lord Wolseley and Viscount Peel, ex-speaker of the British house of commons. Hull Htonos at Kingston. Kingston, N. Y., June 24.—This city was visited by a violent rain and hail storm early yesterday afternoon, and a brilliant electrical display, lasting about thirty minutes. Many of the stones were Hat, resembling a macaroon in shape and size. Much damage'to corn, cubltnge and other tender young crops ' was caused. Hail Storm in New Ji isoy. New York, June 24. -The thunder shower that passed over New Jersey yes ' terday afternoon developed into u severe I hail storm in the vicinity of Croton. i Growing crops wore damaged and whole fields of farm aud market products were ruined. Many window glasses were broken. Refusod i') Send (in- Message. Loudon June 21.—The Daily Tele graph publishes a dispatch from Shang hai stating that the American consul there wished to telegraph to Cheng Tu asking news regarding the American missions, but. the officials refused to trausmit his message. Trent oil's Population Trenton, N. J., Juno 22.—The state census enumerators have completed the census takeu of Trenton. It shows a total of 02,008 as agaiust 47,458 in 1800, a gain of 5,110 in the live years. Lost His Life for a Watermelon. Jacksonville, Flu., June 22 Will Orifiin. a 9 year-old negro, lust evening fell into the river while trying to secure a floating watermelon and was drowned. Will Ulnn on lioyal Sovereign. Kiel, June 24.—Emperor William will to-day dine on board the lioyal Sover eign. the flagship of the British squad ron lure. Drowned in the Passaic It Ivor. Vewark, N. J , June 24. -Raymond Kottencranz, aged 7 years, was drowned in the Russule river yesterday while playing on a brick schooner. THE GOBBLER FOUGHT. \ German V. ;itrou :< I Sli iwl fit't* a"! j tf. :::rkey. She didn't k:. . •• 1 ? bawl luts tl e Sam- !!'•• •! • . • ' . gobbler as it bus "ii n bull. So, w lu?n alio went mar* k■ -ting in South Water street yesterday, sit} the Chicago Tribune, she wore her favorite cnrinim- bm-.l wrap. It pot her into trouble, and forn time Brown's big poultry store. N .. South Water street, • i\\ a> livly a light as ever came off between a turlcey and a woman. The woman is an elderly German, and those jwho saw nnd heard the bat tle declare that it was a stand-off as to who made the more noise. The gobbler is one of the largest re* ccivcd on the street this season, lie 11 1 fj^, j HE GRABBED lIF.R RED BIIAWL. has been allowed to run about the store for a day or two, nnd, barring n few kicks now and then, his dignity hat been allowed to swell till it as sumed proportions commensurate witli his corpulency. Tic weighs fully thirty pounds, stands nearly two feet high, and his wattles arc over six inches long, to say nothing of his massive comb. Consequently the superabun dance <-f pride in the fowl was consid ered allowable, but no one; expected him to assert vigorously his barnyard instincts in tho heart of a great city as he did when he saw the red shawl. The German woman's "man" runs a grocery store and butcher shop some where up .Milwaukee avenue, and the "frau" usually does the marketing, and when she dropped into Brown's to pick up some chickens the turkey no sooner caught sight of her red shawl than he made a bee line for it with his breast expanded and his tail fanned out to the dimensions of a clipper ship's sky sail. On he came like a full-rigged ship before a fair wind, and before the woman was aware of Ids belligerent intentions he m-ide n majestic upturn straight for the shawl and knocked off the woman's hat. Then there was a scrimmage, in which German expletives, skirts and turkey feather.* played the leading roles. The clerks all happened to be shifting some cases in the back part of tho store and the woman and the gob bler had it alone for a few seconds. When help arrived the turkey had become so offended in its dignity it de clared war on the whole outfit. It took four inen and the bookkeeper to quell the riot. Pence, however, was re stored after a hard tussle and tho gob bler now awaits the guillotine safely ensconced in a big crate. UNDLRGROUND TROLLEY. One Company That Will Have No l T se for Ciiftlchtly Polos. Tho Metropolitan Traction company of New York believes that it has found nn underground trolley system of street car locomotion that can be op erated successfully, and it will be put in use on the new line in Lenox avenue. The system is illustrated and described in the illustrated Electrical Review. The road is already built. Tho sur face construction is exactly like a cable road, and most persons thought the motive power would he cable, although theocorapany officials said that electric ity would bo tested. The conduit through which the conductor would run is like tho cable conduit on Ilroad- UNDKROTIOUND TROLLEY SYSTEM. way. On each side of it at distances of 30 feet are soapstone pillars 13)-£ inches high and 8 inches square. No wire is to be used at all. In its plaoe is inch iron channel bars running from pillar to pillar and resting on insulators. The pillars rest in cast iron pedestals pro vided with sockets six inches deep and one inch larger in inside diameter than the pillars. The space then left is filled with sulphur. On each side of the conduits and out side of the pillars are five pipes run ning the entire length of the line, and in these the feed wires will be carried. The trolley itself which will be used on the cars is n livo-eighth-inch steel bar provided at the lower end with out wardly-pressing springs, which are se cured to positive and negative contract shores. The trolleys are attached to the cars by crossbars attached to the side frames of the wheel trucks. The temporary power-house where the electricity to operate the line will be generated contains two 1.000 horse power cross compound engines, which are connected with 800-volt multipolar generators. The steam is made in two large water tube boilers. It is intended to operate the road directly from the station. If, however, Lite drop in volt age is too great with this method the feed wires will bo tapped at intervals Into the channel bar conductors. Tho ordinary trolley system is operated witli a 500-volt current. OF GENERAL INTEREST. DAVID SHIRO, a Newark (N. J.) law yer, IIUM been convicted ofstcaling ten cents from the coat of a constable. WINK-TASTERS eat a small piece of bread, with a scrap of cheese, between samples, to insure an unprejudiced taste. IT is estimated that 203 hairs on the head, 30 on the chin, 23 on the forearm and 10 on the back of the hand ure re spectively contained in un area of a quarter of an inch. NEW York is yet to have the restaur ant that furnishes no price list to cus tomers. There are a few such in the world, manifestly intended for persons that can bo indifferent to the cost of a dinner. OPIUM-EATERS find little trouble In obtaining- tho drug in the prison of Charlestown, Mass. It is said that fully twenty per cent, of the prisoners use it. llow they get it, is a mystery to tho prison officials. A WONDERFUL well is on the farm of Prof. St. John, near Belvue, Kan. For two weeks it supplies fresh water, and for the next two weeks salt water, and so continues, alternating between fresh and salt water every fortnight. AT a colored church in Now Provi dence, Ga., there was an unusual pro ceeding on a recent Sabbath. Some body, it was asserted, had picked the pocket of the preacher's wife, and tho congregation hud to submit to a close search. The lady's purso was undis covered. CURRENT NOTES. "An," said the magazine reader, con templating his friend's new baby. "Fine child. Is it a Napoleon or a Trilby?"— Cincinnati Tribune. H K —"Why does Miss Middleige persist in singing 'My Sweetheart's the Man in the Moon?'" She —"Becausehe can't come down and deny it."—Har per's Bazar. MAMMA—"If Mrs. Smith gives you a piece of cake be sure to say 'thank you.'" Freddie—"What good is that? She never gives you any more."—Brook lyn Life. CLERKLY (dining out) —"What's be come of tho star boarder?" Scribbler— "Bh! That's me. The old star married the landlady and now eats in tho kitchen."—Judge. JINKLETS —"I want my wife to be a woman who thinks before she speaks." Plunkctt—"Why don't you say you are a confirmed bachelor?"— Detroit Free Press. "WHAT makes 'em call Boston tho Hub?" "I guess it's because it's such a center for wheels," replied tho vul garian who thinks Browning is non sense.—Washington Star. LADY —"How nice you removed that bunion." Chiropodist—"Yes. I have hud considerable experience. I used to do all the carving at ono of the biggest hotels in this city."—Tammany Times. BOOK NOTES. AMONG tho new books arc the "Letter I of Colin Thaxter," edited by Mrs. James T. Fields. A roSTHUMOUfI volume of poems by James Russell Lowell is soon to be pub lished. M RS. II UMPHBY WARD'S "Marcella" has just gone into its eleventh edition, in a popular one-volume form. MR. WILLIAM WINTER has in prepara tion two new volumes,"Brown Ileather and Bluebells," and a third series of his popular "Shadows of tho Stage." IT is hoped that fact will confirm the rumor that among Stevenson's unpub lished MSS. has been found a complete volume entitled "Letters To a Boy of Twelve." A "BOOK FOB ALL BOOKISH FOLKS," no doubt, is "Meditations in Motley,"by that clover, original, audacious, humor ous literary pessimist, Walter Black burn Elarte. "TUB WOMAN Wno DID," by Grant Al len, is pronounced by somo queorly biased critics "a strong book;" whereas the story is "strong" only as superan nuated fruit is strong. AMONG the verso tributes to Robert Louis Stevenson recently issued are "The Sea Mark; A Threnody," by Bliss Carman; and "An Elegy," by Richard Le Gallienne. MANNERS OF MEN. TUB duke of Marlborough said that he owed his success as much to his elegant deportment as to his talents. BYRON was affable to his equals and to those whom ho wished to please, but haughty and distant to most others. RORESPIKRRK was urbane in manner and courteous, though brief, to those who approached him on business. BEKTUOVKN was rude and gruff, and seemed to be in a perpetual bad humor with himself and every one else. HAYDN was the personification of cour tesy. Ho once said: "It does not pay to be impolite, even to a dog." TALLEYRAND owed his success in life, to no small extent, to the uniform courtesy with which ho treated every one. TUB elder Pitt was extremely rough In addressing those with whom he came in contact, and so many made j enemies. RAILROAD RUMBLINGS. S A GAS motor is to be tried on the Sec ond avenue surface line in New York. I A FISHERMEN'S railroad to Hudson bay is the xfnique project of a Quebec engineer. | IT is now a misdemeanor for a child i under fifteen years of ago to jump from a moving train within tho corporate i limits of St. Louis. ' TIIK railroad commissioners of Mis souri have had their field of operation extended. They are now compelled to examine watermelons in order to check the shipments of green fruit. ACCOBDINO to the Carbondale Leader, the passes issued by the Delaware & Hudson Canal company to editors now I consist of quarterly books, made up of coupons, of which one must bedetaohed I and filled out for eaoh trip, being signed by tlio user. THE UGLY TARANTULA. The Largest and Fioroost Insect Known to Scientists. A Frequent Visitor to Northern Points Where Itunanas Are Handled Appear ance and flikhlta of the Fawn- Colored Terror. Spring brings renewed life and gayety to the insect world. Many insects emerge lor the first time from a win ter's seclusion, and all seem invigo rated. The average insect sets a noble ex ample to man by his unceasing indus try and cheerfulness. These qualities are displayed more conspicuously by the insects than by any other division of the animal world. Consider, for in stance, the cheerfulness of the grass hopper and his relatives, who sing perpetually, and the Industry of tho ant, who is always engaged in some labor equaling for him the building of the pyramids. There are, however, some Insects with distinctly obnoxious traits, and among these the tarantula, the largest of them all, is preeminent. The tarantula belongs to the spider family, and the variety found in the southern states is classified as a hunt ing or wolf spider. The tarantula is the most combative and aggressive of all insects. The American tarantula belongs to a different family from that of southern Europe. It is larger and its bite more painful than that of the European in sect. It can be relied upon to make any man dance. The tarantula is a frequent visitor of New York, says the World of that city, although not a native of these regions. It usually travels with a cargo of fruit from the southern states, Central or South America or the West Indies. It shows a marked partiality for bananas. If you enter into conversation with uny of the men engaged in unloading fruit on the east or west side you will hear stories of tarantulas and possibly have an opportunity to see one. The tarantula is a giant spider, some times measuring four inches in length. It is fawn-colorcd above, with white sides, marked with whitish lines. It has four pairs of well-developed legs, In addition to the mandibles, or Jaws, which contain the poison appa- TIIIB IS A TARANTULA. ratua. These are grooved, and the poisonous secretion, which is similar in composition to tho venom of snakes, is contained in a gland at tho base of tho mandibles and is forced through tho grooves when Ihe spider is angry and grasps Its victim. The body nnd legs are thickly covered with hair. Although the bite of tho tarantula can hardly be classed us deadly, it is always extremely painful, and has prob ably in some eases caused death. Not long ago a West street longshoreman was reported to have been killed by a bite, but there were complicating cir cumstances. The tarantula is remarkable both for Its fierceness and its extraordinary swiftness. By tho use of eight long and vigorous legs It Hashes over the ground, and as these legs are sharp and pre hensile It can run up a perpendicular surface with great ease. No one need, therefore, be surprised to see a taran tula run up from tho ground to his chin. Tne tarantula catches small birds, mice and Insects. It is able to use its poison with greater relative effect on these than on man and other large ani mals. Do not let the tarantula take hold of your finger. Apartment House for Women. One of New York's projected apart ment houses is to be "for women only." Miss Janet C. Lewis is at the head of the enterprise. The building will cost $750,000. On the ground floor there will bo assembly rooms, library, lunch room, and a fine restaurant. There will also be several clubrooras to rent. In the basement a Turkish bath and plain baths will be run as a separate feature. All the kitchens will be placed on top of the building, where also will be a restaurant. The house proper will be cut into small suites, single rooms, studies, all accessible by two swift elevators. The rate of rentals is designed to be low. One feature of the building will appeal to the new woman. No man will be allowed in the house or restaurants or clubrooms unless introduced or chaperoned by a woman tenant. Another Foad Illusion Dispelled. On the best of dental authority, says ihe Illustrated American, we are told that the pearly teeth of the white muslined, blue-ribboned and golden haired heroine of our youth are to be shuddered at in place of filling us with the rapturous admiration they once did. They are as indicative of a scrof ulous and cancerous nature as tho hectic flush is of consumption. Teeth to be admired from a dental point of view, and as indicators of a thoroughly healthy system, should be decidedly cream-white, without a tinge of tho long-cherished pearly hue about them. Will Not Affect Our Supply. The production of olive oil in Italy this year has fallen far below that of last year. With our exceptional cotton crop, however, there is no danger of a scarcity of Italian olive oil in the most modest restaurant. ICASTORIAI for Infants and Children. THIRTY JMT.' observation O f Castoria with the patronage of millions of parioif, permit m to speak of it without guessing. It is unquestionably thi best remedy for Infants and Children world has ever known. It i harmless. Children liko it. It them health. It will save their lives. In it Mothers have something which i absolutely safe and praotioally perfect as a child's medicine. Castoria destroys Worms. Castoria allays Fevorishness. Castoria prevents vomiting Sonr Curd. Castoria cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. Castoria relieves Teething Troubles. • Castoria onres Constipation and Flatulency, neutralises the effects of carbonic_ocid Ras or poisonons air. Castoria does not contain morphine, opium, or other narcotic property. Castoria assimilates the food regulates the stomach and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Castoria is pnt up in one*size bottles only. It is not sold in bulk. Don't allow any one to sell yon anything else on the plea or promlso that it is " Just as good " and u will answer every purpose." See that you get C-A-S-T-O-R-I-A. The fac-simile y/ tf/p " is on every signature of wrapper. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. ■"■sseaasHaHansssmasMßE We impart a thorough knowledge of the COMMKRCIAL STI'DIICNat thecris! of less time umt money than other schools. TiIOUSAN 1)S owe tlicir success in life f>n I hey say) to the training they received iiere. We made HKIOA l-W IN N Kltttof tlicm. We want \on to know us; write und we will tell you all about this 1.1 VK st "lit )()!.. N. It. We assist : 1 ad- Idle* to positions. PALMS lIUSINKSS COLLEUK, 1708-1710 C hestnut St., IMIM.A. Printing and Paper! The TRIBUNE'S job printing department now contains the best facilities in the region for j turning out first-class work. J The office has been entirely re- j furnished with the newest and | neatest type faces for all das-' ses of printing. We have also j added recently an improved j fast running press, which en- j ables us to turn out the best \ work in the shortest time. Our 1 prices are consistent with good j work. We carry at all times a large ' stock of Hat papers of various ! weights and sizes, as well as colored, news and cover papers of good quality, cardboard, cut cards, etc., which we will sell blank at low rates. Our enve lopes, noteheads, letterheads, billheads and statements are made from the highest grade stock used in commercial print ing, whilst our prices on this kind of work are as low as any. Having a large and pow erful cutter, we are in a posi tion to do paper cutting of any kind at a low figure. P Chichester'* F.n*ll*h Diamond flrand. ENNYROYAL PILLS Oright*l an<l Only Vonulnc. A Ir* a **l£SßSt for l?adhi* f <n return —— f rblchMtrrtieinlcul <'>.,MudUon Nuuiii'tk ail Local I)ru*iliU. i'hllada.. I*" No Rotation. "When I was out west," said the man who runs about the country selling windmills, "I struck a saloon in a little mining town that was called the Civil Service Reform bar." "That was rather queer," said the man who stays at home and sells shoes. "I thought so, too, until I found out the reason of the name. I went in to get a glass of beer; got it and laid down a dollar. The man behind the bar took the dollar, dropped it in the till and picked up his nowspaper to read. 'Don't I get any change?' says I. 'Nope,' says ho; 'this is run on civil service principles, and wo don't believo in making any unnecessary change.' As he had a shotgun in handy reach I concluded to let It go at that."—Cincin nati Tribune. No Cause for Alarm. Mistress—Bridget, how many police men did you have in the kitchen last night? Bridget (modestly)— Only foivc, inuin. Mistress—Couldn't you induce one of them to stay all night? You know I'm afraid of burglars. Bridget (brightening)—Rist alsy, mum; three uv 'cm shlapes here regu lar.—Judge. .. fSR| i v 'i ' >- R IW. 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