TO A STOLEN PORTRAIT. As you gazo from my library table, 'Mid manuscript, letters and Itookt, Tis easy to HCO you're unable To regulate all of your looks. For could you suspect my transgression— That I stolo you and had you up here — I'm morally sure the expression You'd wear would be shocked and severe. Yet why should you feel it a duty To frown where your presence enthralls; Where the radiant charm of your bcatity Blieds grace round my bachelor walls; Where my pen droops o'er l'envoyß and proems. And ray eyes stray from Gibbon and Groto To study your eyes, and dream poemß Unwrit, save in cloud lands remote? As well might some goddess ungracious Begrudge to a votary's shrine Her image, as thou deem audacious The homago I offer to thine. But should Madame Grundy's dictation Outweigh a boheraian's plea, And sentence of prompt confiscation Be ruthlessly passed upon mo. Pray what if, on closer inspection. This picture with which I must part Should prove to be but the reflection Of one that is graved on my heart? —Dulfield Osborne in Hurper's Bazar. LITTLE COLONEL. I had watched him every day for weeks. He always stood in the shadow of the American express office on Market space, and his poor little hunchback was so pitiful. He was the tiniest mite imaginable, and his pallid little face wait rendered doubly delicate in appearance by the little blue shirt he always wore. He had light brown hair that stuck out around the small felt cap perched back over the crown of his head like the soft er wisps of hay that edge a stack in summer. His eyes were like the blue of the Italian sea, but the expression of his mouth was old, very old, and the business twang in his shrill voice very distinct as he yelled his wares to the passersby; "Collar buttons—two for a cent. Nolo paper—needles twenty-five cents a pack!" Some few used to buy from him; others more often would give him a nickel or a dime and let him keep his goods. To each and every purchaser ho doffed his hat, but ho forgot their faces as soon as they amalgamated with the crowd. One could see it was an irksome task—mechanical, unloved. He was studying on something all the time. All the weeks I passed by lie did not learn to know me until one day I paused and asked: "Now, look here, colonel, I want you to recognize me when I go by next time. I've traded with you for weeks, and you never know me. I'm getting pretty mad about it, I can tell you, my friend." The little chap looked up into my face with an incredulous stare. There were lots of unspoken comments in the small young heart beneath that jacket of navy blue, but all he said was, as ho lifted his cap: "I'll know you next time. Warm, isu't it?" "Right you are, colonel," I said. "How is business?" "Pretty fair. Dull timesnow, though." "Ought not to he for you," I said. "All the ladies are doing their spring shopping and having their sewing done. They can't sew without needles. You have needles. See?" He threw me a shrewd glance from those wonderful blue eyes of his. "I see," he said. After this I never passed without re ceiving a salute from the little colonel, and sometimes when out with a friend I was enabled to introduce a new cus tomer to him. These favors he always appreciated, and I came to be looked up on as the advertising member of the firm. Between us we built up a big business, and we both felt encouraged. But one day as I sauntered down there, thinking of a certain little piece of good news I had for my partner, I was some what startled by missing the colonel from the old stand. "Funny," I thought, "very funny, he did not speak of his intended vacation. I am surprised, for the colonel is generally so businesslike." I went on disappointed, of course. Days passed, and still I missed him. I could not find any trace of him, and, strange to say, during all our in timacy I had neglected to inquire his exact address. All day long, and as much of the night as I was awake, I was confronted by a vivid memory of his little, pallid face. The suspense seemed unbearable. But just at that point where it seemed that I could not wait a moment longer I was relioved by a message from him. It reached me in tliis way: I was pass ing down the familiar Market space by tho old stand, thinking fondly and sadly of the little colonel, when I noticed a big eyed colored boy with a double row of white teeth looking eagerly up and down the street. For some unaccount able reason I felt that he knew some thing of my partner. I stepped up to him and said: "Good morning. Are you looking for some one?" "Yessum, lady," he said. "I'ze been lookin for a white lady as used to know the little chap as allers stands here sellin collar buttons. 'Deed I'm afraid, though, 1 can't find her. I've done spoke to three llready, and, golly!" (here ho grinned so both rows of teeth showed) "they was mad. 'Deed they was." "How were you to know the lady?" I asked. "Little Jim said," replied the boy, "I'd know her by her smile. So help me Gawd, ever)' one as hes gone by a-grin nin I've axed, 'ls you the little colonel's partner?' an it strikes 'em silly an they j;its mad. 'Deed they does!" I was smiling broadly at his pictur esque and animated relation of the past few hours' adventures; he ceased look ing up and down the street and caught mo in the middle of a full blown smile. Up went the black paw, off went the cap, tattered and torn, and my inquisi tor exclaimed, "Say, lady, yo' bean't her; be yo'?" "You've found your man," I said; "I sm tho colonel's partner. Now tell mo what message he sends by you." "The colonel am very sick. He done tole me to fetch vo' et yo' would copie, an ef yo' had no time to tell yo* neber j min, >*it dat he'd tote himself down ter business at de first particular opportu- j nity when he can get outen his bed." "Can you take mo to him?" The boy was wonderfully solemn by this time and hustled off to lead the way ; in double quick lime. "Ef yo' is tired," he said thoughtfully, "yo' might tek a ear. The line runs right near his house. I'll run behind. Yo' kin , get off at street." "You come, too," I said; "get on the j platform. I'll pay your fare." I was lost in dreams about my sick lit tle friend when I was aroused by the car coming to a sudden standstill, and my | guide came and touched my arm gently, j Following him off the rear platform we turned into a little damp alleyway and , stopped in front of a tumble down frame cottage. "Poor little colonel," I thought, "we will have to get him out of this place as soon as he can be moved." On either side of the alleyway stood a jjpißH of littlo woolly headed urchins, male and female. I stepped over the threshold in the open doorway, for it was May, and the day, outside of the alley, at least, was warm. My guide followed in my wake. A pale faced woman met me and clasped both my extended hands in hers. There was sorrow, far deeper than tears would tell of, in that quiet, drawn face. There was a bed in the farther corner, and one little folded and parchmentlike hand rested on the darned | coverlet. I Btepi>ed to the side of the l>ed. The little light brown head was thrown back on the pillows, the blue eyes were more magical than ever in their hue. The mouth, with its shrewd, old lines was open, and the breath caino unsteadily through the even rows of small white teeth. My throat filled up and I could not speak. My poor little partner; my brave little colonel! His mother began fanning him gently and evenly again from the other side of the bed. His eyes brightened when he saw mo and his hand was lifted to greet me. "Had to give up business for a spell," said the colonel falteringly. "Oh, darling," I forgetting my part in this strange scene, "I cannot bear to see you look so ill. What can I get 1 you?" A radiant smile lighted his face and he pointed upward. "I'm afraid I can't do business in the old stand," ho said faintly, "but I've got a placo up there, and I hope I can keep my bunch on my back, 'cause if I don't when you come along you won't know the littlo colo nel" He ceased speaking to rest. I passed hiin some wine and water mixed that stood at hand. His eyes foil on hiß little colored friend standing back by the dbor twisting his hat in both hands nervously und shifting noiselessly from one foot to the other. "You found her by her smile, didn't you?" Baid the little colonel. "I told you you could tell it. My partner has the sweetest smile in the world." The temporary stimulus afforded by the wine and water began to wear away ever so quickly. Tho shouting of the children came in at the door and window, and a smile ! passed over tho face of tho little colonel. | "They aro mostly black, but -they were always good to me," he whispered, j Then suddenly ho rose up on one thin little elbow and cried excitedly, "Collar buttons, two for a cent; needles and pa | per, twenty-fivo cents a pack," waiving |an imaginary bundle in his hand. A ] change, Budden and awful, passed over j his face, his hand tightened its grasp I over my own, he sank slowly back on his pillow; there was a gentlo fluttering of the eyelids, some long drawn strug gling breaths, and the little colonel had moved to his new Btand.—Helen Corinne Bergen. Wonderful Little I'utllock and Clialn. lii a curious old book entitled "The Wonders and Curiosities of London," there are the following particulars con cerning a minute padlock: In the twentieth year of the reign of Queen : Elizabeth, Mark Scarliot, a blacksmith, made a lock consisting of eleven pieces of steel, iron and brass, all of which, together with the key, weighed but a I small fraction over one grain. He also made a chain of gold, consisting of forty three links, which, after fastening it to the lock and key above mentioned, ho put around the neck of a common flea, i the whole being so minute that the little insect could draw them over a silver plate with j>erfect ease. All of these together, lock, key, chain and flea, j weighed a slight fraction less than 2J i grains. Turkey Buzzards in the South. The turkey buzzards that are to ho seen in New Jersey and that appear to ho | working their way northward in consid | erable numbers havo changed, or rather i extended, their habitat within recent ; years. Before the war thero were no J buzzards in this latitude. They are un- I clean creatures, and if angry or alarmed will vomit at the object that lias enraged or startled them. In southern cities they are protected by law, for they act as scavengers, and flocks of them may al ways bo seen about the markets watch ing for offal. They become as tame as poultry, allowing men to approach with in a few feet of them. Their voices are harsh and croaking, and they have u lop lided run as if they were lame in one leg.—New York Sun. Removing Tumors Early. If it were generally known among in telligent people that great numbers of innocent tumors sooner or later become malignant, and that malignant tumors often simulate benign tumors and re main quiescent for a great while, the sufferers would unhesitatingly consent ; to the removal of these morbid growths In their inception, long before the pos sible advent of serious mischiefß, or when the cure might be effected by minor operations which would leave the small est scars, especially in such parts as tho face, neck, arms or hands.—J. W. S. j Gouley, M. D., in Popular Science 1 Monthly. IVrtiuuried to Work* While in Cajamarra in the Cordilleras 1 was sitting with tny hosts one even ■ ing at the door of their house. Sud i deuly there was a great noise in the quiet street, and a horseman rode up. It was a friend of the family, who was : on his way to fettle an account with a I troublesome debtor. When we hinted that a creditor would hardly be ordina rily received . t such an hour, he touched j fconiethin h m ingon the pommel of his i saddle, and .%• d tlmt he had something I there which would settle the matter. ! His debtor was r.n Indian who lived not far away in the country, and who had promised to make for him 300 or 400 large adobe bricks in payment for some Biuall wares which he had purchased two years before. He seemed perfectly willing to fulfill his contract, and when ever he was reminded of it would prom ise to be on hand the next day; but he never appeared. The merchant was repairing his house, and according to the custom of the coun try had taken the law into his own hands. An hour after he left us ho re turned, calling out triumphantly. "Well. I have my man. you see." His lasso was unrolled. One end was tied to his saddle; the other was fastened about the wrists of an Indian. I shall never forget the captive'siinpassive face. His strong features, framed in long locks of hair, expressed neither anger nor as tonishment—only philosophical submis sion to fate. The next day at dawn I saw him cheerfully at work with the air of a man who was glad to pay his debts. Curiously enough, when some time later another man wished to engage his services he declined the offer. He liked his employer and his work and had no desire to better his condition.—Marcel Monnier. Death to the Homes. It is a white and dreary plain. There is a line of straggling gum trees beside a feeble water course. Six wild horses—brombies, as they are called—have been driven down, corralled and caught. They have fed on the leaves of the myall and stray bits of salt bush. After a time they are got within the traces. They are all young and they look not so bad. We start. They can scarcely be held in for the first few miles. Then they begin to soak in perspiration. An other five miles and they look drawn about the flanks, and what we thought was flesh is dripping from them. Another five, and the flesh has gone. The rilm show, the shoulders protrude. Look! A poler's heels are knocking against the whiffletree. It is tw r enty miles now. There is a gulp in your throat as you see a wreck stagger out of the traces and stumble over the plain, head near the ground and death upon its buck. There is no water in that direc tion, worn out creature. It comes upon yon like a sudden blow. These horses are being driven to death. And why? Because it is cheaper to kill them on this stage of thirty miles than to feed them with chaff at $250 a ton. And now another sways. Look at the throbbing sides, the quivering limbs. He falls. "Driver, for heaven's sake, can't you see?" "1 do; so help me God, 1 do. But we've got to get there. I'll let them out at another mile." And you are an Anglo-Saxon, and this is a Christian land.—"Round the Com pass in Australia." K fleeted a Com pro mine. In a certain Maine town lives a man who for many years has been engaged in the grocery business, but receiving a good offer he sold out to a younger man and retired to private life. But the rul ing passion was too strong to let him long be idle, so he commenced building a store on his land, which adjoined that of the Methodist church. For a time everything went harmoniously and the new store neored a stato of completion. But just at this point up came one of the trustees of the church and said, "Your store Rets over on our land one foot and it will have to be moved." This rather staggered the prospective grocer, and he retired to ponder over the ques tion and study the deeds of his land and test the mejisurements. In doing this he discovered that the back of the church rested over on his side of the line three feet. Armed with this now argument he said to the church owners, "If you will move your church three feet I will move my store one." This view of the caso was a new one to the church authorities, but recognizing its force they made all haste to effect a compromise.—Lewiston Journal Nut the Weuher Sex. To refer to women as the weaker sex, a German scientist says, is surely a mis take, for they have ulways known how to preserve their dominion over the so called stronger sex. Men are indeed wo men's most obedient slaves. Soloinen said his wives were bitterer than death, and surely there never was a greater slave to woman. Statistics show that Beven wives survive every ten famous men. Heloise survived the loss of her beloved Abelard twenty-two years, and similarly the wife of Washington, though she de clared she could never get over the death of her husband, outlived him thirty years.—San Francisco Argonaut. Hurled Wealth lu France. In Normandy the English conquest in the Fifteenth century, followed by their ultimate expulsion, has given rise to many traditions of buried treasuro, which the leaßt superstitious attribute to the English. Throughout France the Revolution, without doubt, gave occasion to many secret hoards, the owners of which may "well have perished in the massacres and proscription! of the Reign of Terror.—All tho Year Round. Ancient ant) Modern Fashions. Dr. J ulien Chisholni says that there are engraved stoneß and monuments in the British mnseum which prove that the present fashion, both in dress and head gear, iB almost identical with that of the women of Babylon ut about tho time of the flood. —Bt Louis Republic. LIGHT AND AIRY. The Stage in Nineteen Ninety-two* Twos in a dream I saw a play In nineteen ninety-two: The plot had faded quite away— The HitualioiiH new; A villain and a lovely girl. All innocent and true; The people sat to witness that In nineteen ninety-two. Shakespeare, not even as a name. Was known to critics shrewtl; The aetor who aspired to fame Thought meUslrania crude: Variety and minstrel shows Were memories to a few: TovineiiU towns ne'er heard of clowns In nineteen ninety-two. Barnstorming was a thing unknown: There were no railroad ties; Each actor hail a ear—his own- In a balloon of size; The ghost would never fail to walk. As nuslern ghosts oft do; A new and sound joke had lieen found In nineteen ninety-two. The deadhead list had dwindled down Until it numbered one: Four matinees a day in town The actors thought rare fun. The buz/saw and the tank hud flown With other fails a few; And "kids" went on—for Gerry'd gone— In nineteen ninety-two! Alas! one tiling hud never changed! In every front row chair. With order that was not estranged. The hnldhcnd man shone there! The Ballet hadn't lost its grip; The same girls now we view Stood at the wings, the giddy tilings. In nineteen ninety-uvol —New York Clipper. And She Failed. "What's the matter, dear?" asked Mi Justwed as be came into the house atui found his wife crying as if her heart would break. "1 am so discouraged," she sobbed. "What has bothered my little wife?" "I worked all the afternoon making cus tard pies because I knew you were so fond of them, and—and"— Here she began weeping hysterically again. "And what, darling?" "And they turned out to be sponge cakes."—Buffalo Kxpress. Circuinstant ial Evidence. Lodger (furiously)—Madame, vy'aveyou stole mine sugar? Landlady (indignantly)—lndeed, sir. I have not touched your sugar Lodger—Bud dere vos a glass ober It ven I vent out dis morning. Landlady—Well, there is a glass over It now. Lodger (triumphantly)— Achl but vere iz ze fly?— Pick Me Up. An Illusion. A phantom ne'er could speak so low, Nor shallows make respond To sounds that on the rocks below Rise upward from the pond. Two figures in the moonlight dim 1 see beneath the trees. And she is (lending over him. While he is on his knees. The night is cold and breezes blow, Yet on Ids knees lie waits. You say lie's pleading love?—oh, nol He's putting on her skates. Boston Transcript. The Proper Answer. "You know the report we printed last night about Muwson's death?" said the sub editor. "Yes," said the editor in chief. "Well, he was in here this morning ask ing us to deny it." "And what did you say?" "I said we'd he very glad to when he pre sented proof that wo were in error."—llur per's Bazar A Philanthropist. First Moth—Do you think you could spare a little piece of that sealskin cape that we have planned for our dinner? Second Moth—Why, I guess so. What's up? First Moth—l met a tenement house moth today, and he looked so poor I thought I would like to give him a surprise.— Clouk Review. • The New Stamps. To make the new stamp Adhesively damp Just run out your tongue and dab it; But to give it a lick That will make it stick You will discover after a few applications that It will be necessary To acquire the licker habit. —Now York Sun. Her Artful Way. Mrs. Gazzam —George, dear, here's an article on how to keep moths out of seal skin sacks. Gazzam—That can't be of much interest to you, as you have no sealskin sack. Mrs. Gazzam—That was what 1 wished to direct your attention to, love.-* Detroit Free Press. The Spendthrift Lover. To buy her presents ids cash lie spent. And her words of thanks were sweeter than honey. But when tie had squandered his last red cent She married a youth who saved his money. —New York Press. The Kids. Mickey (a newsboy)— Say, Petey, de pape wot I'm reiuliii says dey's 9,600,000 kids slewed every year iu France to ruake glove* wid. Petey (his pal)—l'm dandy glad we ain't liviu in France, Mickey.—Detroit Free Press. Strange, If True. She was a girl chock full of fads And had for books a thirst. But the strangest fad among them was- Hhe read the first page first. —Chicago Inter Ocean. Driven to Cover. "Where's Jarvis these days? Haven't seen him si' - < 'hristmas." "He wal iwn town on the secluded streets now .ill he can wear out the neck ties his wife gave him for a present."—Chi cago News Accord. Me Jests at Scars. A sti-i i. <if white on Ids mustache- No v. i •in could tell It louder— This n.. ary man so rash Fear- >t to face the powder. —Washington Star A I He Found Out. Tommy—l looked through the keyhole when Sis wa in the parlor with her beau last night Father— \N lat did you And out, my won? Tommy—' :e lamp, sir.—Cellar Rapids Chat. Seal and Flush. Mun ea .not her discomfort feel. Nor d :plicate her envious flush, Who n .-eta a lady cloaked in seal Whe i she is only cloaked in plush. —Brooklyn Lite. CHURCH DIRECTORY. | > ETHEL BAPTIST. J Ridge and Walnut Streets. Rev, C. A. Spuulding, Pastor. Sunday School 10 00 A M Gospel Temperance 230 P M Preaching. 6 00 PM I I EAVENLY RECRUITS. I 1 Centre Street, above Chestnut. Rev. M. M. I.engle, Pastor. Morning Service 10 00 A M Sunday School 200 PM Love Feast 3 15 P M Preaching 7 30 P M JEDDO METHODIST EPISCOPAL. In charge of Rev. E. M. Chllcoat. Sunday School 200 PM Preaching A M gT. ANN'S ROMAN CATHOLIC. Rev. M.J. Fullihee, Pastor; Rev. Edw. O'Reilly, Curate. Low Mass 800 AM High Mass A M Sunduy School 200 PM Mass on Weekdays 7 00 AM QT. JAMES' EPISCOPAL. 0 South and Washington Streets. Rev. A. J. Kuchn, Pastor. Sunday School ;#) p Prayer and Sermon 7 00 P M ST. JOHN'S REFORMED. Walnut and Washington Streets. Rev. 11. A. Benner, Pastor. Sunday School ono A A! German Service ! ] 10 30 A M Praise Meeting 7 00 P M English Sermon 7 30 PM I rayer and teachers' meeting every Saturday evening at 7.45 o'clock. QT. KASIMER'S POLISH CATHOLIC. Ridge Street, above Carbon. Rev. Joseph Mazotas, Pastor. MuBS 9 00 A M V espers 4 00 P M Mass on Weekdays 730 A M QT. LUKE'S GERMAN LUTHERAN. k-J Main and Washington Streets. Rev. A. licimuller, Pastor. Sunday School 9 00 A M German Service 10 00 A M Cutcchial Instruction £OO lM ST. MARY'S GREEK CATHOLIC. Front and Fern Streets. Rev. Cirill Gulovich, Pastor. Low Mass 800 A M High Mass jo. A M Ve pers 200 P. M r pitINITY METHODIST EPISCOPAL. 1 Hirkbeck Street, South Heborton. Rev. E. M. Chllcoat, Pastor. Sunday School 200 PM Preaching 7 00 P M I'pworth League meets every Sunday even ing at 6.00 o'clock. WELSH BAPTIST. Fern Street, above Main. Sunday School 10 30 A M Prayer Meeting 6 00 PM GUNS AND AMMUNITION at C. D. Rohrbach's, Centre Street, Five Points, Freeland. Hunters and sportsmen will find an ele gant stock of fine fire-arms here. Get our prices and examine our new breech-load ers. Also ull kinds of Hardware, Paints, Oils, Mine Supplies. 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