BKECHAM'H Pills euro Bilious and Nervous ills. The pupil of the eye in incessantly lashed Oklahoma Guide Book and Map sent anr where on receipt of OJcU.Tyler & Co.,K&usaa Cltjr.Mo. Ten thousand shoeninkers went on strike at Vienna, Austria. Timber, Mineral. Farm Lands and Ranches In Missouri, Kuusae, Texas aud Arkansas, nnnarht. and sold. Tyler & Co.. Kansas City, Mo. Tern ptation develops the power of absti nence. PIMM; KENS*. It is very important in this age of vast ma. terial progre that a remedy be pleasing to the taste nd to the eye, easily taken, accept able to the stomach nnd healthy in its nature and effects. Possessing these qaslities, Syrup of Figs is the one perfect laxative and most gentle diuretic known. a newspapvr aian. The genuine journalist is a right royal fellow, who walks through the corridors of time with elastic atep aud takes what cames with the serene indifference which philosophy alone can furnish. For example Dr. Guerrero, editor of the Honduras, Nacion , apologized to his readers the other day for a delav in the appearance of his paper, it was caused, he said, by "the sad circum stances by which wo were surrounded." You might suppose that, like Senator Quay, he had gone tarpon fishing and missed the traiu. But not so. He was simply engaged in a little insurrection. Aftor a short tussle lie was captured and oondemned to be shot. His family got together $15,000 and messengers! were sent with this monev as a ransom. The victors concluded that it was more) profitable to take money than life and pocketed the cash. i Dr. Guerrero was ready to die, but preferred to live. He lifted his hat in acknowledgment of his purchased re lease, bowed himself out of the cem pauy of desperadoes, mounted his pony, threw a Kiss to his family as he rode by the house, went direotly to the office, started fhe presses, dictated a ripping leader and romarked to his constituency fhat the crisis was over and he was eadv to receive subscriptions at the old tand. Central America doesn't seem to be a very dull place, after all.— Xeiv York Herald. ... A Gi ant Lobster, In September, 1885, John D. Barnes, zoologist of Central Park Museum, New Y'ork City, caught the largest lobster known in the annals of natural history. It was caught in a common basket trap oft the coast north of Cape Cod, Mass. Usually the lobster weighs from one to eight pounds, rarely twelve to fifteen, but this monster of the Massachusetts Hay tipped the beam at twenty-three pounds. A curiosity collector vainly offered 850 for Mr. Barnes' unusual catch. —[St. Louis ltepublic. 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How does he feel?—He has ir regular bowels and peculiar stools — August Flower the Remedy. ® ED. L. HUNTLEY'S fi {lve unt vernal satisfaction. W)i> should you mid lsmen's prollts when you can buy direct from us, the manufacturers! Bend us tlO and the following measures ind wo will guarantee to lit and please you or refund four money. Rules for measurement: breast measure, yver rest, close up under arms, waist measure over pants at waist, and Inside leg measure from crotch to heel. Send Six Cents for 11 samples of our #lO Man's •alts, fashion plate and tape measure. Boys' Suits, M-&S; Children's Suits. #3. R|>. L. HCNTLKY A0O. | WholMsi* Tollers* 14 Est Modi— Sir—i, fhleoge, lU. SAUFAGLEFA! The Indlau Herb Remedy. Nature B great core for indltfuatlon Hick Headache, Constipation. OUlous aid all Trouble- of the htomaoh, Llj.m.l UnwfU For years this herb has been the only rem uael br til a celebrated Meclro Indlau.. mvbut throughout tho country for Uiclr remarkable JS-ng vigor and length of life. TbnuMnd. of laarfmontalioh (11c Only ascent, for a box of thU remedy ' For to I by alltew**., or sent on receipt of price by the SALA r AULKl 1 A HERB 00., Zd<& Now Mel ICO (No pojagc Humps ucocpted.) Reference, First National llank. ■VASELINE FOR A ON K-1101. I. A R Illl.l.wntus hy mall we will deliver, free oi all charges, to any person In the Unit -d States, all of the following articles, care fully packe i: One two-ounoe bottle of Pure Vaseline, - - lOots. One two-ouuee bottle of Vaseline Pomade, • 15 " One jar of Vaseline Cold Cream, 15 " One Ci ke of Vaseline Camphor Ice, - . . . 10" One Cake of Vaseline Soap, unscented, . - 10" One Cake of Vaseline Soap, exquisitely scented,X " One two-ounce bott.e of White Vaseline, • • 25" •1.10 •Or for postage stamps any single art Me af the price named. On no account be persuaded to accept from your druggist any Vaseline or preparation therefrom unlrss labelled with our name, because you tciu cer tainly rtoeive an itnitation which has little, or ne talus Cfrpsobrough .Hl'g. Co- Stale St., N, V, SOMEWHAT STRANGE. AC'CIDKXTB AND INCIDENTS OF' EVERYDAY LIFE. C ueer Episodes and Thrilling Adven tures Which Show that Truth is Stranger than Fiction. ONE of the most remarkable cases ever known at Mitchell, Ind., is that of John Bond, a negro about 50 years old, who has been in bed about twenty-seven years. When quite a young man he, with his mother and two sisters, lived on a farm near Paoli, Ind. The mother de termined to sell the farm and move to Mitchell. This raised the ire of the son (John), and he threatened if the farm was sold he would go to bed and never get up. No attention, however, was paid to his threats, and the farm was sold and the family moved there. On the night of their arrival John retired as usual, but in the morning he refused to get up, and no amount of entreaty could persuade him, and for twenty seven years he has stubbornly carried out his purpose not to get up, with one excep tion, that being when his mother died a few years ago. In the middle of the night, as the neighbor women were watching with the corpse, they were startled out of their wits by a ghostly figure appearing and silently kneeling by the coffin side. Some of them, not being aware of John's existence, supposed it was a real spook. When he first took to his bed it caused a great deal of com ment. Physicians examined him and pronounced him in perfect health. Every means was tried togethimup, but all failed. A cry of burglars did not move him, and an alarm of fire did not cause him to budge. As the years have passed the people have lost interest in the case, and are only reminded of his existence by seeing him carried on a stretcher to the polls on the occasion of some important election. Ilis health has been gradually failing him for the last few years, aud he lies in his bed, speak ing to no one unless spoken to, when he will give intelligent answers to all ques- \ tions addressed him. J. L. YARBOROUGIT, of Sandersville, Ga., has a bullet in his brain, which was accidentally lodged there nearly twelve years ago, and he is said to be the sec ond man known to the medical world who has survived such a wound for more than two years. A companion accident ally discharged a thirty-two-caliber pistol, the ball entering Mr. Yar borough's head behind the right car. penetrating the brain, and lodging against the frontal bone just above tin left eye. A portion of the brain oozed from the wound, which was pronounced fatal by the physicians, but notwith standing this he survived the shock to his system, and suffers no inconvenience from the bullet. For two years after this occurred he could not walk straight, j but would stagger like a drunken man. He then had a personal difficulty aud was struck over the left side of his head j with a claw hammer which penetrated his skull, and a quantity of coagulated blood passed from this fresh wound, after which he could walk as straight as anybody. The bullet destroyed his hearing in the left ear, but he says he can to-day hear the croaking of frogs in ' that ear, which was the last sound he heard when shot. His acute nerves were also destroyed, and while he is not alto gether insensible to pain a pin can be j inserted in any of his limbs and he will not wince. A REMARKABLE instance of the disas trous effect that tire prolonged frost had j upon the fish was tone seen at the Welsh ' Harp lake, near llendou, which more than perhaps any other place within easy reach of London was, during the cold spell, the rendezvous of thousands of skaters. On one side of that superb sheet of water had been cut a breathing ! hole about ten yards square for the un happy little prisoners below, and here had congregated in their thousands a medley shoal of pike, dace, roach and perch. The poor creatures were all more or less frozen, and could easily have been picked out of the wa er by the j hand. Not a few. indeed, had already perished from cold and hunger and were flouting together with the living on the surface of the water. The perch had ! lost all their coy lithesomeness, as shown by the fact that they allowed themselves to be gobbled up by the ravenous jack with utter sang froid. The congested pool was lined all duy by an interested ring of spectators. FORCED to drink a quart of milk through his nose and break his fast after he had gone hungry for a week—this was the measure adopted at the Om dia jnil with a prisoner bent on suicide. It suc ceeded, aud Henry M. Rogers, forger, horse thief and alleged murderer, to day eats his food in the natural way and with apparent relish. Rogers' tried to kill himself a week previous but failed So he tried starvation, and for six days had not eaten anything, and had only drank a cup of water a day. The county physi cians decided to break Rogers' fast for him. Rut the prisoner was ugly and fought vigorously with hands and feet and teeth. He was, however, strapped in a chair and his lower jaw bandaged tight to the upper. A tube was then in serted in his nostrils, and a quart of milk was forced through into his stomach. He was informed that this course would be repeated twice a day, alternating milk with beef tea. This will probably not be necessary. Two men sat near each other in the Pittsburg luilroad station on a recent afternoon,strangers to one another. They began talking nbout the weather, and then one asked the other to take a drink. Within ten minutes these two strangers had discovered to their amazement, that they were long-lost brotheis, Frank and JamcsWillinms.who had notsecn or heard of each other for thirty years. They cried over their wine and each told the story of his life. Frank had run away as a boy from the Pennsylvania farm and had drifted all over the world, finally making his fortune in Colorado) where he now resides. James had re mained with the old folks and had seen them decently buried. Their meeting, which was purely accidental, was as dramatic as anything to be found in myth or story. WHEN Mr. Loughton was Spanish Consul at Roston, Muss., he was one day standing near where some ballast stones were being thrown overboard from a vessel that had recently arrived from a a European seaport. Among this rubbish was a flint pebble somewhat larger than a hen's egg, which, when it struck some of the larger stone, separated in the middle. Mr. Louglitou stooped and iiicked up the two halves. On each half, in marks made by the natural growth of the stone, were two perfect human heads in profile, all of the out lines of features and hair being perfectly distinct, the natural portrait being much darker than the surrounding stone. The most surprising part of the w hole inci dent is the fact that, even though the two halves fit together exactly, one of the faces was clearly that of a male, the other thnt of a female. Even the put ting up of the hair was appropriate to the sex: yet in the stouc they were face to face. ! A CORRESPONDENT of the London Standard writes: "Your renders will uot ! have forgotten the terrible catastrophe | in the Straits of Sunda in the year 188J1, ! by which half of the island of Krakatoa | was swallowed up in the sea, and the remainder was overwhelmed with lava, j stones, sand and ashes, completely oblit j erating every trace of vegetation. Dr. i Treub, the direc tor of the botanic gnrdeu I at Buitezorg, near Batavia, has paid the I ruined island two visits, and reports that vegetation ha< reappeared, and seems to j progress. At his first visit, in IBBG, three ; years after the catastrophe, he found that algie had spread all over the new forma tion. file counted eleven different species of ferns, aud saw a few scattered flower ! ing plants in bloom. This revival must be due to birds, or the winds, or the sea currcntfl bearing seeds; for the place is uninhabited, and all vestiges of original vegetatiou had been destroyed. w THE Worcester (Mass.) Spy relates the following incident: "Among the visitors at the court house yesterduy was a snow white pigeon that alighted on the sill of one of the windows of the clerk's office I The window was opened and the bird calmly walked in with all the confidence of a lawyer. He as calmly walked the whole length of the office, quietly ob ( serving everything. Pretty soon, as his acquaintance with the officials increased, 1 he perched himself upon the desks and j later on the shoulders and head of oue lof the assistants. It was not decided by j the officials whether he had a case to try ! or whether he wished to enter a writ. I Anyway he was placed on a shelf among the ancient dcqds. The window was opened, but the inner atmosphere was more congenial to his excellency, so he stayed." THE physicians and oculists of Find lay, Ohio, are greatly puzzled over the case of Jennie Sutton. From the right eye of the girl fifty-four pieces of broken glass were taken by Dr. T. C. Fritch. These pieces of glass have been coming ; from the eye of this girl for the last, month, and only the other day Dr. Fritch removed every evidence of glass in the eye and announced that all were taken out. The next day she came back and had fifty-four more pieces removed. The girl is a domestic in the family of! ex-County Surveyor Stringfellow, whose wife has been taking the particles of I glass from the girl's eyes for a month ; past. It is estimated that over 100 j pieces of glass have been taken from j the eye since the case first attracted at tention. A YOUNG woman of Athens detects the presence instantly of any feline that en ters the room where she is. She need j not see nor hear the animal when it en ters, but has intimation of its disagree able presence by strange sensations that she invariably experiences when she is brought into contact with a cat, and she entertains an unconquerable repugnance to these animals. A METEORIC stone resembling granite recently fell near the mouth of Pistol river, in Curry county, Oregon. It weighs something over 400 pounds, and embedded itself several feet iu the earth. Parties who saw it went to dig it out, but found it so hot nothing eould be done with it. After it had cooled it was removed and will be placed on exhibi tion. A SINGULAR duel recently took place in Paris, the home of duellists, between two old ladies—one sixty years and the other seventy-one. The more sprightly of the two wounded her opponent seriously after a furious onslaught that would not have disgraced two dragoons, und the combatants were separated only by the interference of the police. THE Indian Medical Journal reports the case of a monkey which got hold of a family medicine case aud swallowed 750 of Count Mattel's cancer specific pills, one of which is intended to be dis solved in a quaft of water, of which n teaspoonful is the dose. The monkey is ] as lively as ever. THE oldest woman in Austria-Hungary is a widow named Jenei, who proves that she has lived il4 years by producing a j faded yellow love letter, dated 100 years ago, and she remembers that she was just fourteen wheu this first alTair of the heart came to her. The Potlatch and Results. Owing to the ready accessibility of Sitka, Alaska, to excursionists by coast line stcumers information concerning tho natives in that particular vicinity has been pretty widely spread. Descriptions have many times been given of their feasts called "potlatches." The influence and popularity of a chief depends upon j his liberality. If any man desires any- | thing he gives a potlatch, which is a ! costly affair always, hccatisc a present ] must be given to each guest. As much as SSOO worth of blankets will often be donated by the host on an occasion of the sort. Since the people have acquired an appetite for alcohol from the teaching of the white man, the potlatch has taken 011 more of the character of a howling spree and sometimes leads to trouble. Whisky and rum are smuggled into the country, notwithstanding the law, in large quantities. When such imported j liquor is not obtainable the ingenious Sitken takes two big cans and puts into one of them a mash of vegetables. With the tubular stem of a sort of a vine he connects the cans, and is thus prepared with a primitive still and worm in read ncss for operation. With a little patience by this mentis he obtains from the mash a highly intoxicating beverage known as "hootcuenoo," which, drunk raw, will set a man crazy off hand. 'lhe Aleuts of the Aleutian Islands, off the west coast of Alaska, have a method of their own for the manufacture of a home made stimulant. They put a quan tity of sugar, flour and hops, with water, into a barrel ami let the mixture ferment When it is sufficiently developed, so to speak, they start in for an orgv.—[ Wash ington Star. A Cow's Black Milk. Rupert Hanoborough, of C'liilicothc, Ohio, is the possessor of a nutural curi osity in the shape of a cow which (rives black milk. She is on Mr. Hansborough's model farm, situated a few miles out of town, and can be seen at any time graz ing in his pasture, and at milking time her singular yield will be shown aify one desiring to behold it. Of mixed breed Jersey and Durham, with a strain of Ayr shire, BIIC was calved on the farm and was the second born to her mother whose milk presented no peculiarity' and whose first calf, a heifer, too, still gives an abundance of natural tinted milk. Mollio, as she is called, is a pretty lit tle cow, with nothing unusual in her appearance, and has borne already five young, which have thriven well 011 her black milk. It produces a fair amount of cream, which is a trifle lighter in color, and which when churned makes butter resembling coal tar, but as palat able as though of golden yellow. Mr. lTansborough says that at first they were afraid to drink or use the milk in any I way, but, overcoming their prejudice, | now enjoy it as any other. He has received numbers of offers for j her, both from the proprietors of | museums and stockmeu, but declined ' them from hopes that she will yet trans mit her peculiarity to some of her pro geny. Chemists in Richmond and Washington have analyzed the milk, both fresh aud when made into butter, but declare that they can detect nothing to account for its sable color, but at tribute it to some unique coloring pig ment in the corpuscles of her blood.—- [New York Dispatch. A COUNTERFEITER'S MANIA. Spending Weeks In Making a Single Twenty-Dollar Note. "This is the most remarkable piece of counterfeit money I ever came across," said an agent of the Treasury Depart ment's Secret Service recently, drawing from a big wallet what to all appearances was an ordinary twenty-dollar bill. The agent, or operative, as such men are called in official documents, handed over the money to the leporter. who ou look ing at it closely was unable to make up his mind positively that the note was counterfeit. The officer then handed him a good bill, and the resemblance between the two was remarkable. "This one," continued the Secret Service man, pointing to the one he had pulled from his wallet first, "was made entirely by hand with pen and ink. The man who made it must be a monomaniac on the subject. It must have taken weeks to make the bill ; certainly the man spent much more time ou it than it would have taken him to earn the money honestly. Every one of these lines had to be made with a pen, and the fellow has a most remarkable artistic skill. A close exam ination of a note made in the Govern ment Printing Office shows how faith fully the counterfeiter has copied every detail of the design of the engraver. " The maker of this bill issues one of them at long intervals, so that he cannot depend on his counterfeiting for a living. I feel sure therefore that he takes so much pleasure in outwitting the Govern ment officials that he is willing to spend i time that ought to be wjrth several nun- I dred dollars to him in making one paltry twcntv-dollar bill. 44 No, I don't suppose that there is much chance of capturing him, because he utters so few of the spurious notes. At the same time it is entirely possible that we will be able to trace the next one he makes back to him. It is as likely as not that he is a man who holds a re spectable place in his community, and that his arrest would cause a sensation." The Secret Service man had just re turned from a long trip West, and as the rssult of his labors, exhibited thirty pieces of counterfeit money, no two of them alike. One of the cleverest of the lot was a -bill which had been raised to 110. The Secret Service officers are having much trouble just now with counterfeiters, who are pouring out spurious silver dollars in large numbers. The coins are supposed by the officers of the Government to be made by Italians. Just why they believe that persons of that nationality are the guilty ones they will not say. The dollars are admirably executed mechanically, having a good milled edge and the figures being .dear and sharp. The coin is exceedingly de ceptive, because it has such an excellent ring, for which most people drop a coin on the table when they wish to satisfy themselves that it is good. The one de fect of the counterfeit dollar is its light ness, which amounts to about 10 per cent. The coin is made chiefly of tin and antimony.—[New York Tribune. The Caroline Islands. It is a fact that the American mission aries in the Caroline Islands are discrimi nated against by the Spanish authorities. In 1852 the American Board of Foreign Missions sent out several missionaries to christianize the islands of this section of the Pacific Ocean, at that time unclaimed by any foreign State and but little known, except to hardy New England whaling sailors, who had found in them a source of supplies for their ships during their long cruises in hunting whales from Cape Horn to the Arctic Ocean. These missionaries, after many strug gles against the heathenism of the na tives of the islands, at last gained a foot hold and steadily advanced, until now the entire islands hereabout may be truly said to be as thoroughly christianized (not civilized) as any of the countries in habited by the white race, writes a New York Times correspondent. The work of the missionaries lias been almost won derful. They have built churches and schools, have reduced the native dialect to writing and instructed the children in books printed in the native tongue; in duced the natives to live in villages and respect one another's rights and property; have raised the standard of morality and established the binding marriage cere mony, and have educated the natives so that the rudimentary branches arc well known by the mass of the people, and i the English language has become almost as much used as the native tongues, j In return for all this the love of the I natives for their missionary friends is i very great. They allow themselves to | be governed and directed by thcmission | aries without comment, looking up to | them as being always right, and acknowl edging the authority of missionaries above all others. They Met Their Match. A man who would deliberately play upon the enthusiasm of an amateur deer hunter is a villain, whom it would be base flattery to call a confidence man, or words to that effect. The other day, up at Mt. Shasta, the guests sitting on the hotel porch descried an immense elk standing composedly on the high trail, about 2,000 feet above their heads. Bucks were scarce enough, but elk! Instantly eight enthusiastic sportsmen seized their Winchesters and began the ascent. Up the terrible grade they climbed, with the thermometer at 91 de grees, until they reached the top. As the foremost crept breathless into the trail lie met a man placidly chewing the stem of an unlighted pipe. "Did—did you see—sec the way that elk went?" panted the climber. The man pointed to where a group of campers out were unstrapping a pair of old buck antlers from the head of a mule. 44 You see," said the man with the pipe, blandly, "we discovered just now that we hadn't a single match left in camp, so as it was a lectio hot to go clear down be low we thought that perhaps if we could decoy some of you fellows up here, as it were, you might have enough in your pockets to see us through—don't you sie?" And if the sportsmen hadn't all been too tired to breathe tliey would have slaughtered him on the spot.—Cottage Ilearth. In order to show your grandeur don't r duce your fellow being. Guarantee! Ave year eignt per cent, nrsi Mortgages on Kansas City property, Interest payable every six months; principal and Inter est collected when due und remitted without expense to lender. For sale by J. 11. Uauerleiu ■v 1,0.. Kansas City, Mo. Write for particulars The keels of United States cruisers Nos. 5 und 0 were laid at Bath, Me -4/1 who use liqbbim's Electric Soap praise it as thj /'/, cheapest and m mt ecmnmirat amilV soap made; bit If you will try it onue it will tell a still stronger tale of its merits it jou :l<e our grocer will supply Dr. Koch, the consumptive curer, is in Do You Ever Speculator Any person sending us their name and ad dress will receive information that will leal to a fortune. Benj. Lewis dc Co., Security Building, Kansas City, Mo. The Snltnn of Zanzibar will shortly visit Berlin, (Jerraany. Wise .Mothers Use Dr. Hoxsie's Certain Croup Cnre,the only remedy in the world that will cure a violent case of croup in half an hour. No opium. Sold by drueuists or mailed on receipt of OOcts. Address A. r. Hoxsie, Buffalo, N. Y. Kossuth, the Hungarian patriot, is in poverty at eighty-four. Here i n Chance to Make Money. i bought t machine for ulalin r gold, silver and nickel, and It works splendid. When peo ple hoard about it thoy brou;ht more spoons, forks aud jewelry than I could plate. lu a week 1 ma le f*sl. and in a montu st7. My daughter mule $lB In tlve days. You cau get a Plater for 83 from th l ; Lake Electric Co., Knglowood. 111., and will, wo trust, be bene fited us much as I have been. A KRADRR. The Emperor of Germanyjiow smokes a dozen cigars a day. * Beware ol Ointments tor Catarrh That Contain Mercurr, A* mercury will surely destroy the ren.se of smell and completely derange the whole sys tem when entering it thn ugh the mucous sur faces. Such articles should never be used ex cept on pre criptlons from reputable physi cians, as the . amnge they will do is ten fold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hairs Catarrh Care, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, ()., contains no mer cury, and is taken internally, and acts direct ly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure to get the genuine. Jt is taken internal ly made iu To.edo, Ohio, by V. J. Cheuey Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle. The business portion of Winnebngo, 111., wn partially destroyed by fire. Loss, ♦50,- 000. We take pleasure in calling the attention of our readers to the advertisement of thoChese brough Manufacturing; Company, which ap pears iuuno'her column. This company are the original discoverers and only manufac turers of Vaseline, w Uich is known all over the world as the best emollient, and the most val uable family remedy in use. Their goods are sold by druggist* throughout the country, but we wish to caution our readers, whi-n buying, to accept only goods In original packages, and labeled Chesebrough Manufacturing Com pany. as sometimes unscrupulous dealers try to substitute preparations which are of little valuo when compared with vaselinc.and some i are injurious and unsafe to use. 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A per fect vest-pocket remedy, in small vials, and only one necessary for a laxative or three for a cathartic. They're the cheapest pill you can buy, because they're guaranteed to give satisfaction, or your money is returned. You only pay for the good you get. That's the peculiar plan all Dr. Pierce's medicines are sold on, through druggists. ,lllHMg|JNl.lfisj Tor Internal aud External Use. Stops Pain, Cramps, Inflammation In bodv or limb, like magic. CiirenCroun Asthma, Cobla, Cntarrh,t'hoi i n. Morbus, lMiirrh.ru. fcheumatlsm, Neuralgia, Lunc back. Stiff J*.l::taun<l Strain* Full particular* free. Price ;sctf. post paid. 1. 8. JOHNSON & CO., Beaton. M.LVS. KI.Y'S f'HF.AM B\LM d-th! ■ Applied Into Nostrils b yuleklv | Absorbed, CleauwN the Head, MCATABHT. Hful the Sores aud Cures (HfipLD MTJUtßlkr^ ly Mhu-v.ST SSS ln m Hed nJ Headache. 50c. at Druggist* _A ELY PROS., &L Warren St.. N. V. PVr S3 SHOE centleWN. KC.tifl Genuine Hnnil-newed, on elegant and O stylish dress Shoe which commends Itself M-O" llttiul-aewed Well. A fine calf Shoe mi equalled for stylo uinl durability. #4.50 Goody en r Well Is the standard dress O Shoe at u popular price. 80*50 I'olicciimn n Shoes IK especially odapfed O for railroad men, farmer*, etc. All mnde In Congress, Hutlou and l4tcc. 84.00 for Lndirs Is the only hit nd-aewrd Shoe O sold at fhln popular price. £4..50 Doug (tin Shoe for l.ndirn Is anew de ft nurture aud promises to lK*eonie very IKUUIIat. mj.PO Shoe for I,it die*, and * 1.7.5 for .M !.<•* ft Ktlll retain their excellence for style, etc. All goods war ran toil mid stamped with name mi bottom. If advertised local agent cannot supply fou, send direct to factory, enclosing advertised price or u postal for order blanks. W. 1.. DOUGLAS, Brockton. Ma**. WANTED Shoe dealer in every city and 'own not occupied to take exclusive agency. All agent* advertised in local paper. Send far Ulnwlrntrd catalogue. I LSe Wa's Chinese Headache Cure. Harin- I Jess In effect, quick and positive iu action. | Sent prepaid on receipt of SI per bottle. AdalerA Wyandotte St.. Kii riM s City .Mo . An epidemic of smallpox is raging in Husk. I Texas, and the surrounding country. FITS stopped frea by Dr. KMXi'g (ifIBAT Nkrve Hestohkh. No tits after first day's use. Marvelous cures. Treatise an l $2 trial bottle free. Dr. Kline, \Xil ArchjJt., I'hila., I'a. Paris can now be reached from London ' an hour sooner than Edinburgli. Money invested in cnoice oue nunctrea dol lar building lots In suburbs of Kaunas City will | pay from five hundred to one thousand per cent, the next few years under our plan. s2j ' cash and per month without Interest con- I trois a desirable lot. Particulars ou application. 1 J. H. Bauer lei n <fe Co., Kansas City, Mo. | HOW TO GET WELL is a question of vital importance, but it is equally important that you use some harmless remedy; many people completely wreck their health by taking mercury and potash mixtures, for pimples and blotches, or some othel trivial disease. S. S. S. is purely vegetable containing no mercury or poison of any kind. And is at the same time an infallible cure for skin diseases. Treatise on Blood and Skin diseases free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. Atlanta, 6a. How many people 111 there are who regard the \# M. y J B-Vw coming of winter as a con stant state of siege. It seems as if the elements sat down outside the walls of health and now and again, led by the north wind and his attendant blasts, broke over the ramparts, spreading colds, pneumonia and death. Who knows when the next storm may come and what its effects upon your constitution may be ? The fortifica tions of health must be made strong. SCOTT'S EMULSION of pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda will aid you to hold out against Coughs, Colds, Consumption, Scrofula, General Debility, and all A ncemic and Wasting Diseases, until the siege is raised. It prevents wasting in children . Palatable as Milk. SPECIAL.—Scott's Emulsion Is non-secret, and is prescribed by the Medical Pro. Cession all over the world, because its ingredients are scientifically combined in such a manner as to greatly increase their remedial value. CAUTION.- Scott's Emulsion is put up in salmon-colored wrappers. He sure and jet the genuine. Prepared only by Scott & Bowne, Manufacturing Chemists, New York* Sold by all Druggists. 100-PfIGE cTtALOGUE FREE, make? it easy to deal with us '|' WHEREVER YOU LIVE. Our prices , are MOST REASONABLE for Tffr f 3tnctl >' first-class pianos, we Trrn ir^Pi SELL 0N EASY payments. .1 . - 'IT II Wo take OLD PIANOS in Exchange, ILJ faaaagJl IL -ill m Hi EVEN THOUCH YOU LIVE TWO t'-gg" . 1 111 I Mi 1111111 I 111 l 1111 l I I III! II I Weguar antee satisfaction, or Piano to be * returned to us AT OUR EXPENSE for RAILWAY FREICHTS BOTH WAYS. IVERS & POND PIANO CO ■ ,'ti'o 'J To'n ,' m ass! mm piHO H REMEDY FOR CATAItUH.-Best. Easiest to use. HH A Cheapest. ltcllef is immediate, a cure is certain. For ra I Cold in the Head it lias no equal. ■■ SH It is an Ointment, of which a small particle is applied to the BW nostrils, Price, joe. Sold by druggists or sent l>y mail. BfAf Address. E. T. Ha/i.i.UM:. Warren, l'.i. IB to d Wi veg grow (*aarinl-he light* of* heir works, especially i/* hey use S'A P0L10: I*is cekke ofscouring oo,p used j*oradl cleaning* purposes. Ail grocers keep th / m/C'Q I nDfID'Q / /JOT b man * " on,an who t,r<ve, Ll/lr £ 0 LMtf Ufl 0 tl/u / tc pleaso her household and work, herself lo death in the oftorl. II Iho house does nol look as bright as a pin. sh* gels the blame—if things arc upturned while houso-cleaning goes on—why blame her again. One remedy is within her reach. II she uses SAPOLIO everything will louk clean, and Iho roign ol house-cloaninn disorder will be quickly over. HMiIIKST C'nuh Prlee paid for Haw Furs, Hides, Skills, 'fallen . li\ M. Mm urn ii-. Ni■ \\ t<n. V.l j TACOMA frtM°* I fflf|V T *T l■>.. TMOU. A*U. "GREEN MOUNTAIN" GRAPE, j \oiir m rnrlyt none more delirious. Nine u healthy strong grower and an early and profuse I Hearer. For a elrculnr giving furlher Information | address Stephen llo\ i'* Smis. New Canaan. c t PROF. NOISETTE'S NEW MEMORY BOOKS. rrltlclsim on two re it Memory Sy.t.mn. Heady ntmnt Anrtl lit Full Tnhlo. of routrnt. forwnrdod nnlv to Jhrau' who .end .Hinifio.l dlrc'lrd i-nvrlni*. . A?o ftSJidP POST FIIEK ol the Lolsuttlnn Art of fKth Ave., New York. r y--Vf' v EMahd THComoiNAL AND GENUINE. The only Beffe, Mure, and nliahtt Pin for ode W\)l I u.lI.*A nik I'Miß.int for Chtcheitrri Engluh Diamond Brand in lted nn-t Gold nictnlMo \y 17 • |jT boirt laaled with Mlue rlt>t>on. Take no other kind. Rtfu*e Sntititnttnn* and Imitation!. I W A n p||| a t u pititrbosrd boxes, pink wrappers. ere .dangerous counterfeits. n? 1 000 T^monlliU? lC .v!m 14 ' 'cmlCh'cs'tCß CMtMICfitCo . M..<Hi" Sy iiere, *A. r Mold bj all I .oca! Wrupulsts. FHILAUKLI lIAA. I A. gfjACOBs OIL CURES PERMANENTLY SCIATICA. LUMBACO. N. Ogden, Mich 410 Kearney St., May IV, 1890 San Fra "cis>. CaL "My brother-Rcy. A P ril '*■leeo - I'orter, was , M >' V e ,lnd i bot s t- 1 ' ,OVt * bt * Cll OffliCtCd I cured by fct. Jacobs with lumc-back and I Oil of excrueiat ng sore throot, and bave sciatic pains in his i • i Urc v b >' use of I thigh. Jacobs Oil. J. M. L. PORTEK. E. .1. I Mil XL'S, IT IS THE BSST. PATENTS ISS LADIES ONLY S and a Kuldier Shield for 30e. Confidential. Addreß -1 MRS. W. L. LA WHO* & Co.. :* State St.. chhngo. 111. DIPPV I/UUCP POSITIVELY REMEDIED. DftUUI iLNttO Oreely runt Mretoher. ■ Adopted by students at Harvard. Amherst, and othet I Colleges, also, bv professional and business tutu every where. If not for Mile n v-mr town send Ht. to B. J. tilC- F.I Y 71*. wl.trtnn street, lloston. ■ nnur htHPY. Hook-keepiog, Business rerms, Vf J In t Penmanship, Arithmetic* Short-haml, etc, II thorougaiy taught uy MAIL. Circulars free, llrrnnl'a Collect*. -157 Malu SU. Uutlalo, S. Y. j B 3 vre iu last war. lrnidjmiteatingr.Ji' l '*. atty SIUOQi FRMER™ BBBV AN THE WOULD <Bl(fcra^li gjr Get the Genuine. Sold livery where.
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