AMONG CANNIBALS. AN EXPIiOUEK'ri ADVENTUKEB IN QUEENSLAND. While Men's Flesh Not Relished Be cause It Is Too Salty—Habits of the Savages. Explorer Lumholtz ha< just returned from Queensland, Australia, says the Pall Mall a/.ettc He devoted a year to the cannibal trilies inliabitiug a ter ribly wild tiaot ol country a couple of hundred miles north of Tuwuxvillo. Mr. Lnmholtz says: "To boric with, d n't imagine that because the tribes are eanniha s they are tlioreloiu loathsome or repulsive in up pestrance. On the oontrary, many oi the men nro physically flue follows, and some of tho women have pleasing feat ures. Then, when you call them canni bals you must lemcmher that human llesh is a very rare luxury, for they only eat fore u tribes. Native tribes, I mean, for tee ilesh of the whi o man is nasty to t e r palate. He lias u salty flavor which is very disagreeable to them." "That was lucky for you." "Well, no; if I were '.nee dead it mat tered little to me how my body was dis posed of. But being without morals and absolutely iudi erentto human life they would have killed me if they had dared for the sake of the tobacco and the few odds and ends I had with me. When I joined them lit first they were friendly enough. They wero a good bit afraid of the white man. and for an inch of tobacco apiece were willing to serve me. Then they respected what they callod my baby gun —my revolver— which I fired off evory night. But in time their fea s wore on, and there wore severs ntten pts to tomahawk me, but t was lucky. I had a splendid hunter with mo. who t vice ti iet.. I should have shot him dead, but I was a littlo loath to do so, as I was very keen about get ting that specimen of tho tiger luaisup ial. so I tolerated hint. Might is right among them. Tf I nad sljot a few of them my dangers would have been con siderably lessened." "To resume about the man eating, I 1101 er aaw a earn, bul (cast, but every night in their huts the talk was of women and human tlosli. Those were the stock subjects of conversation." "Not very different, from highly oul tured Europeans, Ml. Luinholt/. ? Women at dcooking." "f. wa: able to understand the a, for I had learnt the language, and I gathered that wh to man was no good- too salty. China man was not link bad. He ted 011 rice, and had a tender vegetable flavor about bim, like a mea y cauliflower. But of all tar eties there was nothing so sweet 11s a ative baby—so sweet, so juicy, so fat, so tender. Old men ami women were naturally tough and sinnewy. And the favorite parts were tho thigh and the flesh of the hand. Tho cannibal b aoks have no religion, no ceremonial, no idols, and the only a proucb to a charm was a bit of human fat wrapped up in grass and tied round the neck as good luck to your hunting. "If you want a wife, and havo]mouoy, which is tobacco, or a handkerchief, or a tomahawk—l should tell you that these artiu'es percolate through tho densest bush, und over the wildest ranges- you eau buy a wife. You may inherit a wife by agreement. You may get your dead brother's wife, but tho commonest method of acquiring a wifo is to go and help yourself. It you a. o a big fellow you wa k into the hut and take 'lie lady. Then there is a row, and you ' ave to tight, a duel with a wooden b oadsword, and thowomeu come down to lie light and howl and screech and bank their men, aud there is a teiublo to-do. It i the women who mure all tho rows, all the Wars, all tho feuds. It is always some Helen and some Paris." "And do the ladies like a change of husbands <" "They go, and J' li'i seem to iniDd it in the least." "How do the mou regard tho women, then t" "As useful drudges, to do all the work and make thorn comfortable. Tho black lei low ha es work. Ho only cares for hunting. He hates to rise until the sun is well up in the heavens a. d the dew lias disappca ed. Then ho and his friends do art into the forest -nd hunt, seldom bringing home the food but de vour ng it in the bush. It is one o 1 tho remarkab o things that the old men have alwa s the prettiest wives. There uro no Ohiofs. tine mail is as good as an other, but when a political crisis sir ses the old men are consulted, and tint in wliv the old men are the most influen tial. As for the young fellow, he. l'ten bus to do without a wife until ho is thirty. Throe Parrot Stories. There Is much difference in opinion, as to whether a par rut morel; imitates or whether il be posessed of reasou. Sure tho parrot Ahat leeps Abbering "protty polly'' d?fa not seem endowed with uiuol brain, but what must be said when wo hear such parrot stories as the following, ol whi li wo ure will ing to vouch foi the iruth pure and un varnished r A lady owned a handsome parrot, and loaving New leaii3 one summer she gave her pet to a friend's care. Polly soon heenme at home in its now quar ters; won d bow its head to its uew mis tress and say in softest tones. "That's it, rub pollv's had so, so, darling rub Dolly's head." That was imitative, what is this? One day its npatioss was eating plums. Polly was near; looking up, tho lady laughed and said: "Alia, polly, I have" plums and lam not going to give you any!" "1 don't care, said polly, "I jon't want any, anyhow I " A parrot belonging to a donr friend of the writer was very lii.ioli annoyed by tho pigeons, who would ei.tur his cage every morning as soon as ho left it and devour the remains of his breakfast. A bright thought- so it seems—came to polly. One day as 1m left his cage foi his nmrnlng wa khe turned and shut ho door of Tiis cage, and then gave a defiant look at tlm marauding pigeons. This lis always dd ulterward, and i-o K.ved his breakfast. Bt.nl another parrot ctory, also true: Once upon a time a ] arrot lived in a family which was very religions. Tho bird was accustomed to bearing daily prayers and verses of Scripture. Olio day*, after a severe illness, in spite of cure and attention, tlm p.flt'ot died. Its last words were: "Tho l ord be with you I"—[New Orlenns Picayune. A scHoonoiitL frolic was given in honor of Mrs. Cleveland by her college mates during her recent trip to Buffalo. The refreshments were crackers, passed around in paper bags, and tl o pickles wero out in force, whi o nardineo wore cab n with lingers instead of forks, and relished as m the old day a of dormi tories and early rising. The occasion was enlivened by reminisconeos of schoolday osca ades, when oysters were fried ovor a gusjet, aud cheese toasted 9B llftirpins. A TURTLE. BY CHARLES S. BLACKBURN. pi t las Senees. Snakes wriggled stealthily among the y limbs of a fallen tree, V where now and then a •P trout leaped at a school of minnows, which in their scampering terror jumped clear of the stream. Turtles dried their backs ou a log in the middle of the bayou. A kingfisher shot over tho water and sat himself on tho dead twig of a May-haw tree; a swamp-lark sang a sweet strain in his ear from the pawpaw bush behind him, which of fended his unmusical soul and he flew farther down to where a frog, caught by a moccasin in the tall grass, was crying out in a mortal despair that was almost human. On a tree that time had cast down and thrown with oue end in water and the other on the land, a man stood. He was lean and sad, with a grizzled gray beard that had once been red, a yellow complexion that had once been fair, and weak, watery eyes that had once been clear and strong. He held a hois d'arc stick in his hand, and troubled the water with it. The tur tles tumbled from their log at the sig nal and swam to him. There were four of them. He caught each by a flipper, and, lifting it up, placed it on the tree. Leaning against a limb and extending his legs along the trunk, he stuck the stick 011 the toe of his boot. They crawled to him, clambered 011 his legs and was trying to reach his face, like a pet dog caressing a child. He gave them no food and did not speak a word. After playing with them for half an hour, lie rose and touched the water with his stick, when they rolled off and swam away. "Good-morning," said I, casting my hook as he stepped ashore. "What do you call a good morning?" said he, plucking leaves from a cypress bush and scattering them over tlie wa ter. "This morning." "Why so?" "Because the trout bite," I answered, landing oue. "You aro a trifler, and illogical. Trout-biting does not make a good morning. A good morning makes trout bite." "You are a philosopher." "Most people call me a fool." "Why?" I asked. "Because they are fools themselves." "You are dogmatic." "Truth is always so." "You are singular." "Sometimes singular, sometimes plural." "Now you aro humorous." "Facts are often funny." "Yes, I am thinking of one now." "What is it ?" "Your companionship with tho tur tles." "Ah! did you seo them?" "Yes." "We are good friends. I never pur chased their good-will, either, with food or money, as we do that of men and dogs." "Barnum would give you SIO,OOO for , them," I said. He raised his stick as if to strike rae, but, dropping it 011 his shoulder, he turned about and walked down the hog-trail that led through the under growth. I followed him. Coming out on tho highway and crossing the bridge, 110 plunged into the woods and came to tho base of tho granite mountain that overlooked the stream, whore he stop ped. Thrusting the stick down his back, he began the ascent, pulling up by the bushes on both sides of a well worn path. The route was tortuous— around rocks, down rocks, and over rocks; but we gained the summit, a plateau half a mile in circumference. In the middle stood a hut of rough hoards built against a solitary pro jecting rock. The door stood open. He entered. I waited, hesitating. Ten minutes' waiting made me anx ious. I went up and looked in. There was a split-bottom chair, a low stool— nothing else. I entered and searched tho room. Tho man was not there. Turning to go out, I saw in the door a voung girl. She was bare-footed, bare headed, auburn-haired, black-eyed, slatternly dressed in a dingy calico slip, but tho prettiest little slattern I aver saw. "J beg your pardon, Miss," I spoke, 'but where is the geulloman who just went in the room ?" "He stands before me," she said, in A voico that tempted mo to clasp lier, despite her unroval attire. "I mean the other one." "There is no other one. You are the only one. Come, sit at my feet 011 this stool." And, giving me a swing by the arm, she set me down where she had bidden. She then seated herself in the, chair, and, placing her feet in my lap, said: "Ain't they protty?" "They are, indeed," I answered; "but your face is prettier." "Of course itris. Nothing is prettier than a woman's face. Kiss me." She bent down and I kissed her. But I was gettiug alarmed. "Miss," I said, "this is certainly a eompromising position, and were your father to step in " "Don't bo afraid; I have no father." "Who was the man who came in here half an hour ago ?" "This is he," tapping mo ou the shoulder with oue hand, playfully slap ping my cheek with the other. I thought her crazy. "Well, by all the turtles in the river, I swear " She turned pale, trembled all over, and would have fallen had I not risen and caught her. It was an awkward fix—on top of a mountain, in a hut, holding a pretty girl in my arms, and expecting every moment to be con fronted by her father, who, I knew, had a stout stick if 110 more dangerous weapon. She looked UP at me. faiutlv smiled, clasped her hands behind my head, and said: "You do not love!" This was a mistake, for 110 man in such attitude could have helped loving her. But I felt uncomfortable. "You do not love me," she repeated. "I have been waiting here, lovaide and faithful, for your coming, when I could I give my life to you. But uow, when we are on tho verge of complete hap piness, you break the spell by speaking that hated word, TURTLE!" Her face vanished as she spoke. In its stead stood the head of a black tur tle, its slimy flippers feeliug over my lace in disgusting caress. 1 catignt it by the neek and cried: "Great God, a turtle!" "Wake up, Jack! wake up!" said my companion, giving me a rough shake. "You've been gasping there, with the sun shining in your face, for twenty minutes, talking with a girl in words quite shocking. Yet there is onlv a step from the sublime to the ridiculous, for your last words were, 'a turtle!' " "Why didn't you wake me?" "I wished to study the psychological effects of deviled turkey, three pints of brown stout, and Amelie Rives." "Confound the book," said I, throw ing it into the bayou. It fluttered in the breeze like a partridge and fell open-faced upon the water; then il floated slowly down, encircled by a throng of wondoring minnows.— Clii cago Ledger. EI.K JIM'S EXCITING RIDE. Tlie Kxtinordinary Adventure of a Mini tana Nimrod. a, 1 _ HE most singular ad < VJV venture that probablj B ever happened in all y B7Kt he experiences o ! 9 Western Nimrods was that which befell Jim f J°^ nßon > °f Montana. hunters, of which Johnston formed one, k fttl keen camping oul ou ie 88 ° ur * Fiver, in what is now knowr \ as Montana, meeting WjrafcjjJJ P with poor success, con eluded they would change their tactics and move to a better "stamping ground." So they proceeded up the Jefferson River, and for a fortnight mot with most excellent success, all kinds of game peculiar to that regioE falling before the unerring aim of tlieii rifles. Elk and deer were plenty, and the hunters did not need to go far from the camp to find them. One day, while ! the party were out in the brush and i separated from each other at consider able distances, they surprised, quite o large herd of elk, and the animals ran at a tremendous rate of speed do WE grade toward a valley, aiming to cross over t<i the mountains opposite. The firing of the hunters' guns at the ani mals immediately became so rapid and sharp, and the hallooing and shouting so loud, that they were so badly fright ened as to take no notice of any enemj , in front, and bounded over rocks, brush, aud small trees with startling rapidity in their wild efforts to escape ! Johnson, who was considerably in advance of the remainder of the party, caught a glimpse of the elk approach ing, and ran up hill to secrete liimsell behind the rocks and bushes, and thus ! not only head the animals off but get a good shot as well. He gained o choice position, aud waited long enough, as he supposed, for the elk to approach him, but as they did not conic lie concluded they had gone in anothei ! direction. So, with gun in hand, lie pushed ahead, anxiously expecting to get a capital shot. Just as he was emerging from some crags and dwarf ish evergreens the whole band of elk, not knowing his presence, and without warning, swept down and all around him, and he found himself right in the midst of tho herd. Indeed, so suddenly and unexpectedly had they dashed around him that to use his gun was quite impossible, and it was knocked from liis hands, beyond his reach. In fact, he bccamo wedged between two elk and was lifted bodily, and tossed or thrown in such a manner that he fell headlong over a declivity and dropped plump upon the back of a big buck, lighting astraddle. Quickly grasping the elk by the horns, he held 011 with all his strength, while the animal pluuged.and reared and snorted in the most violent manner, closely imitating the bucking of a Cayute pony. Tho other elk were considerably af fected with curiosity at the strange tfntics, stopped a moment and eyed the suspicious movements of their comrade, and when they discovered one of their well-known enemies astraddle of their leaders hack they almost jumped out of their skins to get away. Theu it was that Jim's wild steed took still greater alarm, and made a terrific dash for a clump of thick pine bushes to free him of his unnatural appendage, and as Jim didn't care to hold on any longer, but preferred to excuse himself, he let go all holds and went tlying through space and into tho thicket at almost bullet speed. When his companions came up thov found him quite sense less and covered with bruises, but in due time lie recovered. He has, how ever, made a solemn vow that ho will never again undertake to "hack" a wild mountain elk, and is under the impres sion that if he had been fastened to a cannon-ball he could not have been hurled through the air at a mnch faster rate of speed. For a long time after ward Johnson was known among his companions by the appellation of "Elk Urn" Caught in the Current. "Hello, John! Been fishing?" "Yes." "What did you get? No whoppers now!" "No, indeed; I'll tell you, 011 tho strict quiet, that I got something out ef the usual run. Look !" "Why, that's an ordinary river cat fish." % "I kuow it." "But you said it was out of tho usuol run." "It was—tho river."— Wasp. ifeservoir risning. _ Gotham Jady (shocked) —Pardon mo,' sir, but I overheard the remark that you wero going fishing in the reser voir. Am Ito understand that people are allowed to fish with horrid worms in the reservoir from which wo get our drinking water? 1 City employe—Oh, no, mum, I] don't use worms. I use big hooks witlij notkin' 011 them. You see, I fish for bodies of suicides.— New York Weekly, ELDER GOODWIN —ISo you practice that sinful amusement callod dancing? Wagley—Yes, but I don't dance well enough to make it very wicked. LETTERS FROM TIIE CORNERS. NECK OR NOTHIN' HALL, \ KILKENNY CORNKKK, IHJ. F a ■ J 1 ; EDITUR: but, lawn ! 'tuill't Willam Henery why don't you write to the Editur an let im no you're alive an a kickin; how'll he no," he ses, "but what you've skipped the kintry ?" "Willam Henery," se* I, gaziu re provinly at him threw my new gold rimmed spectacles that Thomas .letter son give me when we wus to his house, "it seams tu me," I continued, "that fur a male man, who hes been aroun es much es you liev, an who hes passed threw secli tryin experiences es liev lately befell you, I*ay it seams to me tliet sich languish is unbecoming to a man o' your years an position in sciety." He tuk his liat an went out, an I hunted up my ritin an will try an tell you of sum of the doins here at the Corners, an sum of the times we lied while we wus gone on to our visita tion. Mobby you doant believe it, Mistur Editor, but you cood liavo nocked me down with a fether, an a mighty small sized one at thet, the day Willam Henery kim up to where I wus an ses, "Hester Ann, les go an' see the cliil der." "Good laws, man!" ses I, a straitenin up frum a pickin a mess o' peese, which I wus a pickin fur din ner, "You must be plumb struck crazy." "I doant see why we kaint go, fur school's out now, an the school marm kin keap hons fur Ben, an " "Yes," ses I, purty short, "but who'd be cicerone." "Thet's jest what I wus a goin to tell you when you snapped my head off." •'Well, who is it?" ses I, kindy anxious. "Why, the school-marm's gran maw'll bo awful glad to kim hear an stay fur her bored an lodgin, an we kin go jes as well as not. Kaint you be ready to go by a Mondy ?" An there that wus a Thursday niorniu oi the week befoar, but tliot is jist like a man; they think all its nessairy is to pack a pare o socks an a few kanker churs; but 110 incense to you, Mister Editur, fur I've heerd thet editor men don't liev no socks; but ennv ways I ses, kindy dubersum-like,- fur 1 wan't sure it ud bo best: "W-a-al, ef you think we kin afford it, but it'l cost a beep o money,Willam Henery, an you know ef we "go to see one we'l hev to see all uv em," ses I, warrantly. "Shucks! who keers fur inunny," ses Willam Henery; "only you jist git yerself to gother fur a sturt bright an airly a Mondy mornin," I wer all of a flutter, fur there were so much to bo did an secli a short time to do it in. I tell you I were thankful thet my ward rope wus full, fur I didn't hev 110 time fur enny fixin or fussin. The school marm an Ben sod the'd git along all rite, an fur us to not hurry our selfs. "Jest sose you git back in time fur mo to begin school first of September is all I koor fur." Bes tho school marm, "an thet will give you a hull week at each ouo of their houses." Cum a Munday mornin an who shed bo to the depot but Sally Elizabeth Boggs; ses she: "I hev wuuted to travel fur quite a spell, but felt a feared to go alone, but seein es you on Mr. Scooper is a goin, I'll go to." An so we sturted fur Matilda Ara bella's. Yourn, HESTER ANN SCOOPER. THIS is a world of vicissitudes. To day a man is pressing his suit for a wife; to-morrow a tailor is pressing his suit for his wedding, and the next day a lawyer is pressing his suit for a di vorce. EETURNED Traveler— l have often thought of that young Mr. Tease, and how he used to torment Miss Auburn about her red hair. Hid she ever get even with him? Old friend—Long ugo. She married him. "Now, which of the great men in tho past would you rather be, liobert?" asked the teacher, after a long and in teresting talk 011 tho celebrities of his tory. "NOllO of 'em," replied ltobert, promptly. "Noneof them! Why not?" " 'Cause they're all dead." A GIRL who has got tired of single blessedness wrote to her intended as follows: "Hear Jim; cum rite off if you aro cummin' at al. Ed Hilton is insistin' that I shell hev him, and 110 hugs and kisses mo so much that I can't hold out much longer." GORGIE'S uncle—Now, Georgie, you know cannibals aro people who live off each other. Georgie—"Your'e a canni bal, ain't you, uncle?" "Why 110, Georgie! Why do you ask?" "Well, papa said to me last night that you'd been living off your relations for years." A FRAGMENT. Doar Kate: By this mail I advanco To you tho remnant of my pantn. There's just tho waist-band and ono log Which you'll accept with lovo, I beg. It may bo when you find tho rest They'll make your brother Tim a vest. The shredH I Bond aro very slight, Your pa'b dog got tho rest lant night. —Omiha World. His chances improving: "Do yon love me, dear?" asked Cholly softly. "Woll, Cholly," said Molly, ''to tell you tho truth, I am not quito sure; but I think perhaps I could lovo you enough to be your wife if you could only manage to get your salary raised." BALD-HEADED and very homely old gentleman (to photograper)—Dra t such pictures! Can't you make mo look any better than that after five sittings? Photographer (thoroughly exasperated) —I think I can, sir, if you will allow me to take tho back of your head. It linsn't so much expression as tho other sido, but it's a blamed sight prettier, ROLLING STOCK. —C hicago Ledger. "IN a few years," says Mr Edison, "the world will be just like ono b g oar; St will be unsafe to speak in a house un til ono haa examined the walls anil fur niture for concealed phonographs. Her Father Was Hicli. ! A little girl of the Italian race is in the habit of visiting certain houses in Boston quite regularly, receiving food and sometimes other articles, which she stows away snugly in the basket which is her constant companion. In her round of visits one day she was accom- , panied by another little girl who had no basket. The good lady of the house, ; alter sin plying the little girl as usual, i remarked: , "Does your companion want some- ! thing, too?" "Oli, no!" was the reply. ".She's rich! Her father works. [Boston i Times. Arc Your Pullets Laying? The late ones, as late as July and August, can be brought forward so as to pay well, | while eggs bring good prices. Strictly fresh oggs will probably retail as high as 50 cents ; per do7.cn, in Boston and New York market* before January Ist. Mrs. L. J. Wilson, of Northboro, Muss., says: U lu past years when ' iny puliets Jaid at all, they would lay a litter and then mope around for weeks doing no laying. Last fall and winter there was no in terruption of their laying. The results were the best 1 ever saw in au experience of eight oen years. My thirty pullets were all six months old. In just eight weeks they laid 1487 eggs, which I ascribed to the use of Sheridan's Condition lowder, to make lions lay." I. M. Johnson &C'o., 22 Custom Hous# street, Boston, Mass., (the only manufacturers of Sheridan's Powder), will send post-paid for 2. r ) cents in stamps, two2scent packs or Shei'i- j dan's Powder and a Poultry Guide for tio eeuts, five packs for sl. A large 2% pound j can of thoPowder for #1.20 and the Guitlei | i six euus .$5, express prcpnid; testimonial* j I sent free. For 5 cents a copy of the best Foul- j try paper sent postpaid. The paper oue jour ; and a can of Powder for #1.50. j A London journal is very despondent on ' J the prospects of professional men in Eng i land. The rate of emolument for the profes sional classes, it says, is steadily going j down. It is nearly as difficult now for a • member of the prolessional classes to make £SOO a year as it was for his father to make I a thousand. A ftenslble Wan Would use Kemp's Balsam for the Throat and Lungs. It Is curing more cases of Coughs. Colds. Asthma, Bronchitis, Cr up and all I Throat and Lung Troubles, than anv other medicine. The proprietor n authorized any druggist to give you a Sample Bottle m<- convince you of tho merit of this n'Cftt ret;, edv. Largo Bottles 50c. and sl. There were assembled at the V ya! 1' : in Copenhagen Iho other day one :.ii | j one Empress, one Empress Dowger, tiu-e Kings, ono Queen, four heirs apparent, and tliirty-fivo imperial and royal Princes and i Princesses. U42. Malaria I* believed to bo eauacd by poisonous miasms aris ing from low, marshy land, or from decaying veg etable matter, and which, breathed Into Ihe lungs, enter and poison the blood. If a healthy condition of the blood Is maintained by lakh.g Hood's Sarsa parllla, one Is mnch less liable to malaria, and Hood's Barsnpar!!la has cured many severe cases of Uds distressing affection. N. H.—lf you ilecldo U> take Hood's Sorsuparilln do not bo induced to buy any other. Hood's Sarsaparilla Bold by all druggists. $1; six for $5. Propared only by C. L IIOOI) ft CO., Apothecaries, Iwell, Mass. IQO Oosoa One Dollar What Scott's Emulsion Has Done! Over 26Pounds Gain inTen Weeks. Experience of a Prominent Citizen. TUB CALIFORNIA ROCIETY FOR THE) SUPPRENKION OK VICE. > RAN FRANCISCO, July 7th, 1880.) I took a severe eold upon my chest and lungs and did not give it proper attention; It developed into bronchitis, and In the fall of the same year 1 was threatened with consumption. Physicians or dered me to a more congeni al climate, and I came to San Francisco. 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"Competent authorities" declare that such a la lr ad will never pay, but that is what tliey said when the Union Pacific was ]>rojected across the continent, and now there are lour railroads running from the Atlantic to the Pacific. To St. Louis belongs the credit of having originated the scheme 'of a railroad to Hudson Bay. It was ; part of Hinton Rowan He i port's proposed Three American railroads from Hudson Bay, on the north, to Patagonia on the , south ; and while the grand Folieme of that wholly disinterested gentleman will never be carried out on the lines I laid down by him, the result arrived at is being gradually sic omplished, and the elo?e of the century will find a rail road system operation traversing the continent from North to South.—[St. Louis Star Sayings. Oregon, the l'urndlse of runner*. Mild, equable climat .certain and abundant drops. Best fruit, grain, grass and stock coun* try in the world. Full information free. Ad- Iress Oregon Im'lgrat'n Board. 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