The Patton courier. (Patton, Cambria Co., Pa.) 1893-1936, December 25, 1930, Image 9

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    field Tea
Was Your
mother’s Remedy
For every stoms
ach and intestinal
ill. This good old
fashioned herb
A home remedy for
constipation,
' stomach ills and
other derange«
ments of the sys-
evalent these days is in
or favor as a family med-
in your grandmother's
ibs. delivered $3.60,
S.. BROADHURST
: lcm ww. Georgia.
it grow, 5 Ib
Electric Razor; wonderful in-
on sight; attractive trial of«
tmas profits. Central Trading
n St New Rochelle, N. Y,
9c Postpaid--Special
il to Get One of These
PORTED SELF-FILLING
OUNTAIN PENS
polished glass point, Writes
of writing paper.
ul fountain pens, having the
a much higher priced pen,
ladies’ and men's styles in
ors—having blue, brown, red
‘kgrounds,
h pen is packed
a neat little box.
; please remit by post office or
order or by certified check,
state style and color desired,
OVELTY AND UTILITY
MISTRIBUTORS
Clearspring Road
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND
LL. HARD TIMES SELLE
Scheme that’s a quart
0. You can’t miss. UNITED
X 1, Traver ‘ity. Mich.
get.
0 good canvassers to sell
minum and silverware at $5
. makes $1.50 on each sale,
essary. Write for our prop-
'Y BALL HEADQUARTERS,
TERVILLE, OHIO.
ED ADVERTISING
ESSES FOR SALE ]
ITY. Strictly retail Bakery
Mrs. T. W. Phillips, 732
Hot Springs, Ark.
nity, You can earn $50.00
time distributing catalogues.
ite Atlantic Chocolate Prod-
dway, Suite 406, New York
PPROVAL; all stamps at 14
complete those broken sets
ovals. Rockland Stamp Co,
rn, N. Y.
nities. Why keep money
? America’s largest cor-
first mortgage bonds selling
vestment counsellors review
ggesting changes; informa-
$10 deposit. L. Olsen, 108
¥.-C.
‘ew West Palm Beach gen-
vement bonds; give full de-
west eash price. P. O. Box
m Beach, Fla.
‘anada and Newfoundland
copy of Emco Journal. All
I. Mention this paper.Marks
vy, Torogto 2, Canada.
elopes; work at home; sub-
pay: experience unneces-
mployment for honest, am-
Box 57c. Naperville, Til.
ed Eyelids, Sties,
d Eyes relieved.
single application
r 372 Pearl St, N. Y. City.
PARKER’S
HAIR BALSAM
moves Dandruff-Stops Hair Fallin
auty to Gray and Faded Hai;
60c and $1.00 at Druggists.
icox Chem. Wks. . Patchogue. N.Y |
1AMPOO = Ideal fo. use in
arker’s Hair Balsam. Makes the
y. 60 cents by mail or at drug
mical Works, Patchogue, N.Y.
nswered His Wish
ither have died myself
lost my good friend,”
chaels, seventy-two, at«
ineral of Judge David
York city. Before the
over, Michaels’ son,
with him, saw his fa-
ward suddenly. Death
neous. Michaels had
reter in Judge Lourie's
he had held 30 years.
\ from Russia as a boy
-made man, learning to
ruages fluently.
So Big
—1 want a track suit
round the gymnasium.
ntly)—~Certainly, mad-
is your gymnasium ?—
s Magazine.
it Stenographers
of young people sud-
horthand, there would
ys of business.—Ameri-
80 Years
ffective Use
ADDER and
Y TROUBLE
Il drug stores
IN & SON, INC
et B’klyn, N.
GG’S ASTHMAREMEDY
pt relief of Asthma
ers Ask your druge
5 cents and one dole
r FREE SAMPLE,
1an Co.,Inc.,Buifalo,N.Y.
THE PATTON COURIER
FINNEY OF THE FORCE By F. O. Alexander
(@ by Western Newspaper Unlond
OH cee! « THAT
WAS SOME Book
1 NEVER WAS SO
THRILLED IN ALL MY
THIS HERE NORTHWEST MOUNTED
FELLA WALKS IN ON A HERD OF
HOODLUMS AN SAYS * THE GAMES
UP 4 I KNOW EVERYTHIN' *- AN’ HEY
OFFER HIM $10000 TO KEEP HIS
FOOL MOUTH SHET {
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; BUT NO! -~HE SAYS ALL
RICHES IN THE WORLD CAN N
TURN RANDALL FORMHRIGUT Frat
VUH YF I SHOULD JEST WALK |
UP TO ENOUGH SUSPICIOUS LOOKIN
PEOPLE AN SAY * I KNOW EVERY-
THIN, MEBBE ID RUN INTA SOMEONE
GUILTY WHO'D OFFER ME A LOT OF
MONEY TO KEEP My MOUTH SHET/
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By Oshorne
(® by Western Newspaper Unfon)
THE FEATHERHEADS
A SPECAL TIS
WEEK MR. FEATHERHEAD! -
HALF A DOZEN PORTRAIT-
SIZE FOR TeN DOLLARS!
D6 You THINK
THESE ARE GOOD |" WONDERFUL! ~
SAMPLES 7+
AN'DO YOU THINK WELL, WE
You CAN GET A GOOD CAN ALLRIGHT
LIKENESS OF 1%) (c 5 SIR we
BUT WE
WANT You To BE
PLEASED WITH THE
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(Copyright, W. N, U.)
RT ALL
OVER-
WIFE SEEKS
SEPARATION
FROM MATE
SPOUSE TELLS COURT
HUSBAND MUST stop
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LAST NIGHT BUT | ©0T HER IN THE
GARAGE ALRIGHT NOW, THE FOOL
KNOCK
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MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL
en RE, By Charles Sughroe
© Westen Newspaper Union
wr It
Sounds Reasonable
WHERE DID {OL GET
KNOW. WHERE LITTLE BONS GO WHO z
KEEP “HE COIN THEN SHOWLD PUY ON
SURE \ OO!
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We'll Have Peggy
Wihr Us Now
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PERCY L. CROSBY
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6000 MORNIN" ER- GOOD EVENIN',
PEGGIE
WILL You STEPOUER
AMINVTE,TIMMIE? |
HAVE SOME THING
TO GIVE ToYov.
HERE'S A DARLING LITTLE
MASCOT YOU CAN HAVE FOR:
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counters in a department store.
CANNY
A Scotsman approached an attend-
ant of a bowling green and quietly
banded him twopence.
“What's this for?” asked the attend-
ant.
“A game o' bowls, laddie,” replied
the Scot.
“Yes, but the fee is sixpence.
that board.”
“] hae done, laddie,” nodded the
Scot with on wink. “It says fees for
the green, sixpence a game, but I'm
nae green.”
WHAT IT STOOD FOR
Read
Witie (sight seeing)—What does
this monument stand for, dear?
Dumb Hubby—Don't you see it’s so
strongly built of marble it couldn't
possibly fall?
Barbaric Gloom
The savage said, “lI really find
Mine is a gloomy lot;
They loot me if I'm good and kind
And shoot me if I'm not!”
For a Practical Test
The PresiMent—You told your class
that a family on tour could live well
on $718 a year. Are you sure of that?
The Professor of Domestic Economy
—Absolutely. Reliable statistics prove
it.
The President—i'm glad to hear it
because we are cutting your salary 40
per cent for the coming year.
Zip
Mistress (interviewing cook)—Sup-
posing 1 wanted yeu t6-266%—ai—etib=-
orate dinner for about fifteen people,
would you be lost?
Cook—You bet! That's just ‘ow the
last folks lost me.—Humorist,
For His Own Good
“You must serve on the jury, Mr.
3ig Business.”
“But, judge, 1 am rushed to death.”
“] know it. You need a rest.’=—
Louisville Courier-Journal.
WASTING TIME
He—Darling, I've been dreaming of
this moment for months.
She—Then why waste
now}
more time
Check
A man worth while
Is one who grins
When the doc steps out
And shouts, “It's twins!”
So Sudden!
“Dearest, I love you. Since the
dawn of creation, since the birth of
this world, since the beginning of
time, I have known and loved you.
Darling, will you be mine?”
“Oh, Tom, this is so sudden.”—Path-
finder Magazine.
Well Trained
Coach—You say you can play foot-
ball, Have you had any practice?
Football Prospect—Yes, sir, I used
to be a floorwalker at the bargain sale
Sweet Forbearance
Sambo—Look heah, woman, you
know you’all done marry me jus’ for
mah guv’'ment insurance!
Lila—Ah knows dat, honey, but ain't
1 been willin’ to let you die a natural
death?—San Diege Naval Air Station
Trouble Shooter.
Page the Math Prof.
“How come you're working today?
Don't you know what the Fourth of
July 1s?”
“No. I'm not good at fractions,”—
Exchange.