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counters in a department store.
CANNY
A Scotsman approached an attend-
ant of a bowling green and quietly
banded him twopence.
“What's this for?” asked the attend-
ant.
“A game o' bowls, laddie,” replied
the Scot.
“Yes, but the fee is sixpence.
that board.”
“] hae done, laddie,” nodded the
Scot with on wink. “It says fees for
the green, sixpence a game, but I'm
nae green.”
WHAT IT STOOD FOR
Read
Witie (sight seeing)—What does
this monument stand for, dear?
Dumb Hubby—Don't you see it’s so
strongly built of marble it couldn't
possibly fall?
Barbaric Gloom
The savage said, “lI really find
Mine is a gloomy lot;
They loot me if I'm good and kind
And shoot me if I'm not!”
For a Practical Test
The PresiMent—You told your class
that a family on tour could live well
on $718 a year. Are you sure of that?
The Professor of Domestic Economy
—Absolutely. Reliable statistics prove
it.
The President—i'm glad to hear it
because we are cutting your salary 40
per cent for the coming year.
Zip
Mistress (interviewing cook)—Sup-
posing 1 wanted yeu t6-266%—ai—etib=-
orate dinner for about fifteen people,
would you be lost?
Cook—You bet! That's just ‘ow the
last folks lost me.—Humorist,
For His Own Good
“You must serve on the jury, Mr.
3ig Business.”
“But, judge, 1 am rushed to death.”
“] know it. You need a rest.’=—
Louisville Courier-Journal.
WASTING TIME
He—Darling, I've been dreaming of
this moment for months.
She—Then why waste
now}
more time
Check
A man worth while
Is one who grins
When the doc steps out
And shouts, “It's twins!”
So Sudden!
“Dearest, I love you. Since the
dawn of creation, since the birth of
this world, since the beginning of
time, I have known and loved you.
Darling, will you be mine?”
“Oh, Tom, this is so sudden.”—Path-
finder Magazine.
Well Trained
Coach—You say you can play foot-
ball, Have you had any practice?
Football Prospect—Yes, sir, I used
to be a floorwalker at the bargain sale
Sweet Forbearance
Sambo—Look heah, woman, you
know you’all done marry me jus’ for
mah guv’'ment insurance!
Lila—Ah knows dat, honey, but ain't
1 been willin’ to let you die a natural
death?—San Diege Naval Air Station
Trouble Shooter.
Page the Math Prof.
“How come you're working today?
Don't you know what the Fourth of
July 1s?”
“No. I'm not good at fractions,”—
Exchange.