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SHE COULD, BIG SUCCESS IN BUSINESS HUSBAND Takes u IN AS PARTNER © PROFITS DougLg BUSINESS fay ; dal And There Are Others = ~~ = —. symptoms disappear HEY, EZRY! WE GOT ANCE $2 SHOW ME JUST One E> 3 = WAY AD LEFT IN THIS ISSLE- SO Nou FIRM THAT ADVERTISING | 5 &=£/ Milk of Magnesia, A MINNT 6 WILL NOL TAKE \Y 2 M REFUSE YO LET WAS MADE | & - | er allow yourself to i US MAKE | acidity again, 11s YOU SOME { i-acid with doctors, > has Phillips’ Milk h directions for use, and 50c bottles. riend In a Dress \ E. Pingnam’s TABLE CompouUND w prepared in con- nt, palatable, choc coated tablets d in small bottles. bottle contains 70 8, or 35 doses. Sli le into your ha Carry your medie three trying pere rity, maternity re, this remedy h. 98 out of 100 after taking it. nparts Color and SS -— wv Tui Wl | \ GOOD MORNING, WILLIAM. - The Clancy Kids GOOD MORNING, MISS BROWN - MORNING, Miss BROWN. MORNING, HAROLD DION'T ITELL You NOT To come TO MY CLASS WITHOUT A NOTE FROM YOUR FATHER? LITTLE BOYS WHO WILL NOT DO AS THEY ARE LD canner STAY IN My = YOU MAY STAY INTHE ASSEMBLY Root? OR 60 TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE- She—Do you think kissing is proper? He—Well, we can put our heads together and study the matter. Permanent Demand “Reform!” ‘Tis sure to make a hit If worked with proper skill. This world has always needed jt, And maybe always will. Food for Goddesses “Even an artist should not quarrel with her bread and butter,” protested the patient manager. “No true artist would do so,” re- plied the gifted lady. “A true artist quarrels with nothing less than truffles and champagne.” In the Best of Families Mrs. O'Reilly—Good morning, Mrs. Murphy. I ain't seen your old man lately. Wot took him off? Mrs. Murphy—A seizure. Mrs. O’Reilly—Dear, dear, you nev- er say! Wot was it—'eart? Mrs. Murphy—No, my dear—police. You Little Treasure! “Mamma,” questioned five-year-old Jennie, “am I as tall as you are?” “No, dear,” was the reply. “Your head comes to my waist.” “Well,” continued Jennie. “I'm just | as short as you are, anyway. My feet are as far down as yours.” Tillie (to young man passing by)— Hello, John! Millie—Is his name John? Your father told me it was Mat. “Oh, no. Father just calls him that | because he always trips over him at our front gate.” | Always Hanging Around | | | | WHY HE LEFT HOME “Men are men where I was born.” “Is that why you left home?” Methodical Finance It has been thus for ages. ‘Twill be thus for ages hence— A few acquire the money, Others get experience. Rabbit’s Foot Somewhere Seaman—I see where Miss Snick- peff has broken her engagement with Ensign Honghtester, I think he de- served it, myself. Boatswain—Me, too. The ensign’s a good guy.—Army and Navy Journal Saving Husband—But darling, we must economize, Wife—Exactly what I'm doing. I'm ne With One's buying everyiing on credit.—Cap- are just as effece Alo Thoughts per's Weekly. Got the Days Mixed 5 TI “Do you love me, Sadie?” Pinkham “You know I do, Herman.” T ME TELL YOU SOME — INTHIS SCHOOL . : 1 do, He i Co pound TRYS 70 GET FUNNY WiTH ME ric BLOW UP THE SCHOOL QUICKER N LIGHTNIN rHermsn? Darling, my name's Mas YES WILL TOO - | GUESS XK KNOW WHERE TO GET GUN POWDER WHEN || 3 so it is! Forgive ine, I keep ERA WANT [T._ 'N BESIDES ' MY UNCLE WORKS INTHE ZO00’N | CAN fhinking Wis is Satuzdey."=-Capper's mn . GET ALL THE TERRIBLEST CIONS AN'TIGERS | WANT Weekly. PARKER’S GET GOBBLED UP 'N YA NEEDN'T THINK PARKER'S IiLCAWEM OFF ‘CAUSE | WONT Y/ Handling the Traffic Dandraff-Stops Hair Fallin je S—————.,_ > ” 0 Gray and Faded Hai nd $1.00 at Druggists. 1em. Wks.. Pateho, e. N.Y POO = Ideal for use in 8 Hair Balsam, Makes the ents by mail or at druge Works, Patchogue, N.Y. \ | » . ~~ v1 ” ~~ { PERCY L. 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