———————————————— FAMILY b R'S LAXATIVE | THE PATTON COURIER Si FINNEY OF THE FORCE "0 Aus T Tipe Hes Dee I | fe = PES AN WHO IS TADPOLE. YES SHE WAS WELL NOW / DONT DISTUR® a shal. Bam HS PEG 2... Your, ITS BED-TOME ADOPTED BY MY SHE LIKES wel HER MOTHER. LOOK — =~ PEG! vow | Too LATE, pS ., SISTER. ? FER. YoURS!|| pagenTS TWO -Look AT HAT !|[T\ SHE'S ALMOST ASLEEP) VIS. ABOUT THAT | BOBBY: AND YEARS AGO: —} ITS A PITY MOVIE 2 TADPOLES NOT REAL SOUND “ASLEEP YET. SS DOESNT YER] { UNG MAN LOOK DOMESTHIC THOUGH, PEG !- TO WAKEN — rT 1 is too important! ifford to experiment licate bowels when , bad breath, head- ausea, feverishness. ite, no energy, etc. ipation. This applies own people, but more 0 children. That's doctor's laxative ig fe choice. I's Syrup Pepsin is y under strict labora-« on from fresh laxa- | other pure ingredi~ tly according to Dr. rinal prescription. ons of families rely 1's judgment in the eir laxative. For Dr. up Pepsin, in bottles , sold in all drug the largest selling » world ! OH—HIS BEARIN'S! | Ia a Montrose school recently a { little girl informed her teacher that | an airman was flytng over Montrose | late the night before. “What was he doing?’ asked his | teacher. “Please, Miss, he was looking for | his children,” was the unexpected | answer, “Looking for his children!” said the | teacher, “what do you mean?’ “Daddy said he’d lost his balrng.”— | Scots Observer. SIGN OF INDIFFERENCE THE FEATHERHEADS .. 20m... SAY NEIGHBOR .- WHAT WAS ALL THAT RACKET OVER AT YOUR HOUSE LAST NIGHT 7. EH HEH - Why." “iY WIFE TOOK ME FOR A BURGLAR AND THREW A VASE AT ME THATS WELL IF ANYTHING COMES OF IT, LOOK | UP MY BROHER. OL MAN --HES IN HE PROSPECT BUILDING: ROTHER |i DacTor 4 | | Poisoning lanford’s of Myrrh thorized to refund Jou st bottle if not suited. e Black Flag ous pirates of the itury were Cormat, ; Capt. John Avery, 3in”; Bartholomew lward Teach, whose Blackbeard.” “l don’t believe my husband loves | me any more.” “Why on earta should you say | that?” | “Well, he says he dov’t mind if I | dress chic like the other girls do.” long Task So she finally man her husband? —Yes, but old age and gave her a big | Self-Deception Perhaps you cynically sigh, | “In vain to get the truth I try!” Yét most of what is told to you Is what you like to listen to. epends upon proper Keep the digestive ! with Wright's Indian g The tonic laxative, ar] St, N, Y. Adv, { | | Watched His Man | An orator, warming to his task, took off lus coat, which rather disconcerted on A : 1 | one of the stewards of the meeting, ¢ rica. i | dollar i Amen: 2h who thought that a cevorter would : ivilizs , v : i en civilization be "id make a sensation out of the incide..:! { Towards the close, he said to the Te speaker: FLOWER “I don’t suppose you knew when you removed your coat that a newspaper nstant relief from £ : H - { : = = ee | | | man was present?” 1s. Banishes heart- =I | 3 = re z ? i B FRE i “Yes, I did,” was the reply, “but I headache, bilious- kept my eye on the coat all the time!" ver, constipation. good appetite and tion, and regular, ugh elimination. !ANTEED. EPSIA wiv. 1 8 Yes, a Few Small Ones “How has your potato crop turned out, old chap?” asked one ardent ama- teur gardener of his neighbor, “Splendid, old man,” replied the other; “some are as big as marbles, | some as big as peas, and, of course, quite a lot of little ones.”—Capper’s. SCANTY AS YET NO MANS LAND I || | (Copyright, W. N : MICKIE, THE PRINTERS DEVIL it Su “Don’t Mention It in the Paper” | (Copyright, W. N. U.) ) KID, 1 JUST GOT PINCHED FOR SPEEDING Rl IM MISS EVANGELINE GUBBINS AND 'M VES, I'VE BOUGHT THE 4 DONY MENTION \T NW GOING TO BE THE BLUSHING BRIDE OF || CONTROLLING INTEREST IN TUE STATE NOTICE THE PAPER, WILLYOU? [| EPHRIMAN HARDSERABBLE ON APRIL FOOISY | BANK, BUY TONT MENTION \Y \N crn DAY, BUT DONY 7 MENTION IY 1W THE PAPER Beginning Right Now, This Paper Printé All il w= The News thats || > 31 Tan il | TUE PAPER" WELL, SEEING 0OBON! A SWELL TS NOV = SN [ am only 2 e four babies to She—Mary’s buying that dress oa > my first baby Istameny : Qt se he rear it agg other urged me = | y A ( i e 1er not to we Ar it 1 ain E: Pinkham’s de | until she has all the installments. 1 { —_—ee pound because Study in Manufacture weak. I had to = | Though manufacturers disclose ~~ === or five times a = Great works we marve) to recall, { ; = The mischief-maker always shows : bottles I could g The most production of them all. ovement. I still ble Compound d it for it gives : o be a good = 4 family.”—Ms. make a payment today. i | Mr. Peewee—What are you kicking gs, 510 Johnson | HOPE THEY GIVE THOSE about? She once solemnly promised Michigan. ’ INEVER SAW SO I ONLY ROWED TACY GET THE cLozE CLOTHES TO THE RED (LWELC WHAT YA KNOW that sed obey me. Ed ’ . : THE GANG MANY SWELL DRESSERS) | WAS TOHAVE A PARADE (D ONTHIS Guy! CROSS WHEN THEY GET, ABOUT THAT. THERE'S FE CLANCY mL A PUT ME OLE CLOZEON — ZN THROUGH WITH 5 THE LAND LORD WHAT! ; AROUN D THE C N AN'GOT INIT. PUT THE HAWHINSES) PAI KIDS CORNER GIVES d ouT IN THe “1 wonder if that Captain Spitz : They Know a Thing or Two] {| THE OLD ne Drop noodle amounts to anything beneath the surface?” LOTHES || / og apy 35 C / : ultry Medicine 7 3 /] pip ar, PARADE THE | ("2 oNcE OVER |i Vil) V] Not the Only One The Installment Collector—Youm | wife promised me faithfully that she'd “I should say so—why, he’s the cap tain of a submarine,” Choose Your Seats The court-martial was about to open | The defendant leaned over and whis- pered to an officer: “How long will | this affair last?” The officer whispered back: *“About romotes health, lessens: se infection. On warket nall gize 60c, half pint 81, 1ggists, or sent by mail, 0., Box 7, Lexington, Ky: i two hours for me and about two years AS ig MARCHES g A y/ for you. a DOWN THE NW, 4 ir By PERCY L. CROSBY] | ’ B | Tencher—Tommy. hat do the let. 4 oy the McClure Newspaper Syndicate STR EET #4 77 ters M. D. after a man’s name signify? 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