TiS matter how severe, can always have nmediate relief: spirin stops pain quickly. It out any ill effects. Harmless ; harmless to anybody. But ings relief. Why suffer? AYER PIRIN Call New Planet Pax has taken great interest ly discovered planet. The f a name was also dis- e commentator said that omers should hand the o the League of Nations, it probably would be Ir away itis the ideal summertime leasant and convenient. thorough in its action. mer upsets with Feen-a« ne or away. INSIST ON THE GENUINE ONSTIPATI ON PARKER’S HAIR BALSAM >moves Dandruff-Stops Hair Fallin Imparts Color and eauty to Gray and Faded Hai ~ 60c and $1.00 at Druggists. cox Chem. Wks. Patchogue, N.Y. HAMPOO — Ideal for use in arker'sHair Balsam. Makesthe 'y. 60 cents by mail or at drug= mical Works, Patchogue, N. ¥, Women Curling ng considered a man's come a feminine pas- ind. Some women have rts at the game, and urling clubs for them during the winter. The lish organization, the ng club, is the latest te 1's section, which is al- ing. st friends are likely te oesn’t meet often. 'S no worse RAT-NIP” e way the rats were t in the next house, can no more resist in they could resist music of the Pied melin Town several rs ago.” irresistible. There's t in it that rats like. hey eat it, they rush ut of the building, cceeds where other oisons fail. Gets all ually fatal to mice, | cockroaches. noney back guaran ers, druggists, and alers. 35¢ a handy ir dealer can’t sup- direct from Liquid oration, Liquid ., Buffalo, N. Y. -\\P m on their heads Tali A REMEDY THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborne (® by Western Newspaper Union) THE PATTON COURIER IP [JE ran vad od FELIX | - IN THE Room! \ IR TA | IN i i | I HEALEY FINNEY OF THE FORCE 2 Fo ham / A ~Z7/olBonz LIFE PICTURE © LO] (J ~W7/) \ JAM! A meeting of the members of two clubs was held for the purpose of de- ciding whether the clubs should be amalgamated. After the voting had taken place, the chairman announced: “This meetin’ has voted in favor of the two clubs bein’ marmalated.” “1 suppose you mean, Mr. Chaim They Pick It Up Fast { man, that they be jammed together?’ AH, DONT BE INCOURAGIN THE cHoILD! -YEZ CANT BE ALLOWIN ER. TO SAY SicH THINGS! I TADPOLES BIN PLAYIN WITH SOME OLDER. CHILDERN IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, AN FAITH THATS THE FIRST THING SHE PICKS UP. "MRS. SNOOPS, A UNKIE* MIKE cRAzZwIY MIF NooP cazv! ~ wd , Ee) — NN LJ] SURE ITS TouaH To BE A KID! 7s er = = of Re JUMP ON vEZ IF YEZ DONT BAM! .. THEY JUMP AGIN IF YEZ Do! x EE TELL HE TRUTH ~AN inquired the secretary of one of the clubs.—Montreal Star. A WEAKNESS OF HERS cAlong the Concrete The Home Censor FL on BOY, N ft LET5 6O BAGK : oo Dine ec ; #3 WHERE THERE for ve jf 15 LESS TRAFFIC THE \DEA ! WHO EVER HEARD, OF SUCH SS IF MY HUSBAND EVER SAW THIS STORY GREAT OPEN SPACES (Copyright, W. N. U,) J MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL By Charles Sughroe © Western Newspaper Union SOME FOLKS HOLLER ‘BOUT THE SPACE TAKER IP BM TH ADS, WHICH CONTAIN SOME OF TH' MOSY INTERESTING AND PROFITABLE READING \N TH NOY QEALIZIN' THAT \WITHOLY TH MONEY WE GIT FER RUNNIN! TH ADS, WED HARTA CHARGE TWO ER THREE TINES AS MUCH FER TH' THROWIN' MONEY AWNAN YO ADVERTISE m IH AN THEY MOAN THAY YS THAT 2H’ FILLERS AWAN * RESLAR ARE 2 IN YOWRNL NEVER STOPPIN' YO THINK WHO ARE'THROWIN' IY TH' KEEREST RIZRNESSMEN morrow at ten sharp.” “If I'm not there, darling, pleasa | wait. I'm so often late for my wed- [=] | dings.” | | | | “Well, dear, I'll be at the altar to- 1 | | Photographs | I saw an old-time photograph, As | contrast it with the new 1} pause to sigh and then to laugh. It looks so young—and foolish, toe. PE 1 | Alimony for Him | “I guess I'll have to give him up as hopeless,” she sighed. | “Is he as bad as ever?’ asked her dearest friend. | “Yes,” she replied. “I've bought him | the right shaving cream, the right | tooth paste, made him use the proper { tobacco; in fact, 1 haven't overlooked | a single ad, and still he is impossible. | | First Reading Mistress—Isn’t that the postman, | Mary? Who's gone to the door? Mary—Please, ma'am, cook has. Mistress—Well, what's she such a long time for? Mary—Please, ma'am, I think ft must be a postcard.—Monmouthshire =| | Beacon. a Li Just Came True “I'm beginning to believe in fortune- 1 | telling.” A | “Why? Something come true?” : “Yes. A fortune-teller told me yes- 8 | terday that I would have money left | after paying my wife's dressmaker's | bilL"—Stray Stories. EXPLAINED AT LAST | eg] ir “How do you suppose that Chicago came to be such a great railroad cen- | ter?” “Why, to furnish a quick getaway | fo the bandits, of course.” Tear for Ellis “hed a tear For Ellis Bree: LAR | The car he hit “lula Was marked “P, D.” ern ov is Liquid Chicken Freshman—We sure have a fine | landlady. She saved me the tender- | est part of the chicken when I was CLANCY KIDS A Paneless (noraiicn rm © by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate 1 $0. You Troe Hr Yov Could GET AWAY WITH OUT BEINC SEEN - 01D You? OH!NO, SIR! [WAS JUST RUNNING HOME T0 GET THE MONEY 70 PAY FOR THE WINDOW. i | | late for dinner yesterday. | Soph—What part was that? Freshman—The gra vy.—Capper's | Weekly. No Good Cook | TIchiban—My wife is a canny house- keeper. | Sayvonara—My wife doesn’t know | how to cook either. eile Monologist Appreciated “You often buy things you don't ex- actly need.” | “Yes,” answered the amiable lady. | “When a capable salesman appears, whether 1 think much of his wares or | not, I feel as if so good a monologue | | | ought to be worth something.” Too Extravagant “Darling, 1 offer you my heart and my fortune.” “Don’t be extravagant, dear. Your | fortune will be quite enough.”
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