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Alexander (® by Westers Newspaper Union.) — HIS DIFFICULTY Little Billy, returning from dancing school, was asked by his mother, “How was the lesson?” to which Billy re- plied. “Not so good, Mummy.” “How do you mean, ‘not so good'?" “Well,” said the contemplative four- year-old, “I couldn't get the step the teacher showed me.” “Oh, so that was it. think was the trouble?” “Well, Mummy, I've been thinking fbout it, and I think it was my feets,” GOOD AT HISTORY What do you He—Are you good at history? She—Inded I am! 1 never forget a date, No Unemployment Though compensation is not great When politics goes dizzy, There's work in every state To keep large numbers busy. Nothing to Worry About Gentleman (buying a Jove! If I haven't left my pocket- book at home. Saleswoman—That's all right; you can pay me tomorrow. Gentleman—Yes, but suppose 1 should get run over or get hit by a falling brick? Saleswoman—Well, any great calamity, anyhow. Quo Vadis? Policeman (to motorist who nearly collided)—Don’t you know that you should always give half of the road to a woman driver?’ Motorist—1 always do, when I find out which half of the road she wants. —Boston Transcript. Results of the Fray old man, you are a sight! | Why, you are pasted with fudge and smeared with chewing gum. Get mixed up in a candy store?” “Worse than that. umpire a basketball two girl teams.” WOULDN'T TRY IT AGAIN “Say, 1 attempted to game between Diner—Let me see— 1 had a steak- yesterday. Waiter—Yes, sir. again today? | Diner—No, I think not. If you will | bring me a different one I'll see what | I can do. The Fickle Public How many a man ot genial style Who can't see when to stop Is entertaining for awhile | And then proves just a flop. | | | | | | | | Will you try it | | Poor Papal! | He—My dear, you talked in your | sleep a long time last night. She—What did I talk about? “Well—er—it seemed to be mainly abuse of me.” She—1 wasn’t asleep. | | | More Modernism Jack—Why did you break witir Alice, 1 thought you were crazy about | her? | Jim—1 am, but I decided 1 couldn't | stand it to live with her folks. { Something Solomon Missed Solomon must have been thankful | that there were no bargain sales in | his day.—Albany Evening News. | imme | World Has a Few A wise wife is one who pretends to | believe everything her husband tells | her.—Chicago News. ——————————— | Long Technical Name “Streblomicrodactyly” is a genetic term applied to the inheritance of erooked little fingers. cigar)—By | it wouldu’t be | FINNEY OF THE FORCE (w] : 8 MOIGHT YOU BE, PLEASE MUM? THE FEATHERHEADS OH MISTER. BLEAUTORCH ~YOU MUST ACQUAINT US WITH SOME OF YOUR EXPERIMENTS IN STAGE LIGHTING! -- By Osborne 1B by Western Newspaper Union ) Mrs. Snoop Has A Double. . 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