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DEFOREST HAS Our Pet Peeve —— EVERYTHING STARTING OUT OF THE GROUND FRUIT TREES IN BLOSSOM “AND THE BIRDS ARE ALL BACK (Copyright, W.N.UJ FF By Charles Sughroe © Westen Newspaper Union OF RESPEQT'® YOU FOLKS AIR ALWANS {| ARTER THE MONEN ARE YOU ONE O' THEM 2\RDS DOWN CELLAR 'N ARE VESY RUNNING TW PAPER FER THINK WE GOTYA GOLD MINE SHAY POSYORRICE 2 US SUPPLIES WHENEVER WE WRITE FER ‘8M, LIKE ER WAVE YOU GOY AN \DEA THNY SANTA QLALS TAKES CARE Or V8? ARLES SOGHROB : =" By {PERCYL.C los Clancy Kids Gee! They're Going to Get Uniforms ROSBY he McClure Newspaper Syndicate a THE RE HONEY DALE RE =) F OFFICE (S THIS: THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF TH (= ASON WHY ICACLLED You BoYS INTO MY i) & ALTY CO. HAVE DECIDE) To HAVE A BASE- BALL TEAM COMPOSED OF BOYS INTHIS =. \NEIGHBORHO0D- WE WILL FURNISH THE TEAM WITH UNIFORMS ON CONDITION THAT THEY PLAY ON THE COMPANYS PROPERTY EVERY SAT. AFTERNOON, IF THERE ARE NO QUESTIONS | wice LEAVE YOU BOYS SO YOU CAN SELECT LISTEN, FELLERS! LAST YEAR IWAS CAPT. AN’ WE ONLY LOST 83 OUT OF 94 GAMES. WHAT DO YA SAY(F WE TAKE A VOTE ON ME FOR CAPT. AGAIN? ALL IN FAVOR OF GIVE ANOTHER FEACER A CHANCE — How DO YA GET, THAT wav? S| You WANTA BE THE WHOLE CHEESE i CARRIED! THE AYES" HAVE on a Ny ud Wn "oe | A SIN v a1 Nr 7% A ih Wi wh ) my 3 wr “ Ww ww Ye Ww PR { KISS FOR THE PRESENT | “My firm is sending me to Canada,” | said the young commercial traveler, | calling on his young lady. | “Oh, Jagk,” she cried, “does that | mean that you want me to go with you?” “Well, not exactly, dear,” he replied. “I called round to ask if you'd kiss me | farewell—for the present.” | The girl looked mystified for a sec- | ond or two. “Of course, I'll kiss you, dear,” she | replied, “but where's the present?’=— | London Answers. THEY'RE BEAUTS | | | | | | | | | | | | | Forsy She—The West has | mountains—so beautiful. He—Yes, lots of them are buttes. wonderful Shifting Opinion | Our old impressions we deny, | How often have we seen it! We make a law and then we try To say we didn't mean it. Expensive Upkeep ! The indignant iady had just recog- | nized the street beggar she habitually patronized. He was climbing into an | expensive automobile. “What!” she gasped. “You own this! | And beg!” “Yes, lady,” he admitted. “It's the | only way I can keep it up.”—Chicago Daily News. Hopeful “Do you think your son will forget all he learned at school?” “I do hope so,” replied the father, “I don’t see how he can earn a living as cheer leader.” And Still He Paid Dubbson—You paid court to that chorus girl once, didn’t you, old man? | Flubson—Yes, and I'm still paying the court. . Eggsactly “Dan always was a bad egg.” “Yes, but the world in general didn't | notice it much until he went broke.” LOVED THE RING | | “Having broken your engagement to | George because you hate him, why | don't you send back his ring?” “Well, you see, dearie, I don’t hate | the ring.” I'll Let You Drop, Too Self-esteem is very well, And there is ught can But though conceit may iff you up It surely will not prop ) Ue or—————— First Catch Your Man The Visitor—Is your oldest sister | married—the one who was so pro- | ficient in all branches of domestic sci- ence? Philippa—No, nor likely to be. She was so busy fitting herself to be the wife of a good man that she neglected to go after the man. That's Different { Father—Did you see me shoot that | woodpecker on the wing? Son—You never shot him on the | wing. You broke his leg. For Literary Uses The Author—Can I get $2 advance { on a story I'm writing? The Editor—It's unusual. But why? The Author—I've got to a point where the hero sits down to a square | meal and I want to get the right at- | mosphere. All His Fault Wife—John, I'm so disappointed. John—What's the matter now, dear? “Here it is your birthday and you forget to bring me home a present to give to you."—Stray Stories.
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