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The coast seemed clear. The young man ap- proached, coughed and stammered his momentous question. “J—er. That is, I—er. I would like to— I mean, I have— Well, sir, I've been going about with your daughter for five years now.” “I know,” snapped the father an- grily. “But what do you want—a pen- sion?” The Usual Interruptions Musicus—You ought to hear our new organ. It's a fine one. It has more stops than any other instrument in town. Motorly—Stops, eh? For repairs or on account of the police? NOT ENOUGH IN THE FIRE First Politician—Does the senator | put enough fire in his speeches? | Second Politician—Oh, yes; but not | enough speeches in the fire. 1 i | Serious Game It’s very clear that whist may claim | Rank as a matter serious, | For every one who plays the game Looks solemn and mysterious, jel rian ma——————————— va A Familiar Noise 'e Bacheller—Are you never troubled | with roaring in your ears at night? Daddi—Well, I should say so! But if it gets too bad, I get up and walk the floor with him tid he quiets down. | NE Gob Humor anit, | | Chaplain—You must conquer your- | self. I conquered myself when I was | about your age. | Coxswain—I'm a harder man to lick [ than you are, sir. | | Power of Suggestion | “Why do you object to wearing spats? “They would be a constant reminder | of my wife and home,” replied the husband of the nag. FOR THE SAME REASON She—Why do so many men like (0 | get into a fight? | He—Why do so many women like to get into a bargain sale? | { | | | You Said It I think too much Of peaceful slumber, To get outside A green cucumber. A Sticker | { | Mother—He seems an easy-going | person. | Daughter—Well, he isn’t. He was | dreadfully hard to get rid of. Serious Business “Where's the salesman that comes up our way?’ “Mr. Jones? He's in with the boss.” “Mapping out a campaign, conference 1 sup- pose?” “No, going over his expense ac- count.” So It Goes “John, how's married life?” “Well, it gets a little monotonous punching a time clock at home as well as at work.” A Matter of Spelling The mayor hurried in to the gath ering and exclaimed apologetically: “I am sorry to have kept you waiting but I have been addressing a board meeting.” “I can quite believe that it wus! said a voice from the crowd. Only Place Visible Stroller—Why is it So many engaged couples frequent the parks in the eve ning? Officer—Explanation’s simple. Sparks always show up in dark places. mama earmemeaaieetir—re—i sismestm——
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