THE PATTON COURIER 9 —— FINNEY OF THE FORCE #:F.0 Alesander Snoop’s Revenge [( ySIDy $ He 8 DPB 1 iow TE WS woAAD! .. MY WELL, TANT A N - THAT You HAD AN 1 WISH STUF F of Who Hides $ “Bi hgh ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS {NT IT WONDERFUL MAGICIAN AN' I DONT Sorte To Do TESE EGGS) A urs Under Sofa $ L [| FEB THAT WERE WRITTEN ON THE || | [ yidw THOSE HENS KIN | KNOW HOW THEM iN- vary NO rr | i > 7’ 3 A a WHITES OF THE EGGS YOu THAT WAY ?.. SULTING ANSWERS an’ > RS ‘here is a young chap & 7} OSE BOILED 2... WROITE \T GOT ON THEM EGGS \\ a] 0 READE 1y a few months in Q 4 A 80T I DO KNOW * ) b WHO WANT il, who probably aas & oJ => . TO KNOW now that he must be Q I MR. FINNEY - HOW TO 1e would succeed in & | 108 WRITE ON rofession. He broke $ 7 TE WHITE et N OF AN EGG ore he completed his 8 ) i WITHOUT Maw Ss interrupted by the 4 75 Bp 0 a e of the occupants. & 3 ) A WHIZ THERE his only means of & Lh. YOURS TRULY, rm cut off he sought / / CARE OF “What experience have you had in r a divan, <// / ol writing ‘business getter’ letters?” remained through- 4 ANN Ih Aor, rose asked the boss of the young man ap- ly. Hour followed ad Bad \, ; / L plying for a job. 14 of them had J fh, Wal Sai THE Dope | “Well,” he replied, “my father is a About that time the & in oy RR al JAA : Scotchman and while in college I lar's patience gave & a» L xr o wrote him letters persuasive enough decided to make a 4 to pry him loose from money every rty. His dash ended & time I wanted it.” of the housekeeper, THE FEATHERHEADS «on, BY Osborne “You'll do, name your own salary,” tle difficulty holding & said the boss. e police arrived. ) ” . XY SMoke / / | emma HUH | HERE'S A FUNNY DEAR MR. ARLING © PURSUANT To HOV Sl ( GOLLY DAV! .... : > AVE - Als Cash Discount WING -- THE ENVELOPE IS OUR EST OUR GEOLOGISTS H A N o a Sev A, oman gm pan a €or. th es a a Se E LETTER ITSELF IS A! el Tl ' u . 2 \ | Ts onsolons 3 ima 2 16 MB JACOB N.ARLING OF Ae ICED THAT THERE AQE UNLIMITED To URGE THE RAPID LEASING OF THE ERTIES BEFORE I FORWARD ™ hant unconscious. By the time the [PPLED [ILD AND SELF LETTER --- AND MAYBE LEASE A i. F HIGH TEST OIL AT ANOTHER (ITY ALTOGETUER, § QUANTITIES O YE ae | victim opened his eyes all the most 0 4000 FEET .-w.o > | expensive goods had been take out- side and the burglar was standing { beside him. “You've got everything,” groaned | the merchant; “what are you waiting for?” “What about trading stamps?’=- Boston Transcript. AND AT ANY PRICE, AND T0 KEEP Rat MATTER IN STRICT CONFIDENCE [ ves Over Invalid- f Daughter. 5, Minn.—A sorrowing g over the hopeless in- birth of his seventeen- er has ended with his mercy and then ending SHOULDN'T CREAK John A. Barton, presi- vo Harbors First Na- is village's wealthiest ected citizen, is the ind seventeen-year-old , deaf, dumb and like despite her seventeen is victim. the surviving family , the father grieved tion of his daughter. ry care on her, sought nedicine and science, ion was pronounced 258oRu=] frome + ¥ SJL z the past few months itude entered deeper | old Soak—“My, my, but my joints ssion over his daugh- are stiff—they fairly creak.” Friend— Sunday morning he | “That shouldnt be—you're always belle and Audrey, two car) 7 220) | pretty well oiled.” . , in the famil a A did , in the family car i 4 tie] a ! or the Presbyterian DIREC I OR >) | Psychoanalysis ces. aia, He was well psychoanalyzed, he told the other two “$~r BRT | [ A shorter path they cut, ss isd to dune Potise [ oA | Rp r the air. That was | Shashi didi ere seen alive. The L~ [ Prepared for Emergency :00 a. m. searchers Red Bin 1 c 1 ly sid EL “What makes you keep giving me rr ye oc] fish for dinner day after day,” he in- ith es on ired. “A jou particularly fond rs with the bodies of ire d Te you I § iter in it. 1 : ld : : cd : Pr “No,” she replied, “I was wholly un- x : i a I po y in tree fone — selfish. I read a lovely recipe about pi Be Be how to remove a fish bone when it ’ i 7 sticks in y bat and 1 wanted to rced the heart. The - Slesh your throat a his hand told the ry ib motive than that of . . : An Inexpensive Substitute r taking matters in . fering Mrs. Pester—Titus Wadde may de nn Sine. Dt he 200d 1 i Tami. failed could be ad- Rover 50 him out in his car without 1is baby. RN Her Husband—That’'s to save the oe price of a horn. All he has to do is en Burn — to pinch the kid and it lets out a in Farm Home = howl. Mich. — The three : = ’ so | ' Mr. and Mrs. Frank == Wi Bd 0 CIRCULATING AGAIN est of Thompsonville, | y E ¢ Nel rere burned to death : 2 mknown origin de- ; Ei Eady el, PE y home, from which , (Copyright, W. N.U.) pA AER ) (C .N.U. Fe _ ts were absent at the i) LACPTERML WN. 1) hr ‘ere Lulu, four; Len- elvin, one. MICKIE, THE PRINTER ’S DEVIL By Shiatles Sughron shell shocked World Lead Type Doesn’t Crowd Very Well 1 d been all morning EE REASONARLEY \ p: le farm out of sight hile Mrs. Eddy had NOL SLRE DONT BXPECY, THEN TAKE \Y WE ANT GOT hour at the home of ME XO CROWD ALL SONMEWHERES NO TIS COPN TO A TR 6 3 discovered by two LVL DOLLAR AD \ 3 3 ROBBER NPE men on the Thomp- TA ad So ee ‘pe She—I don’t think it’s fair for you Yow Corey | to keep such a lovely girl as Bessie See ! i S away from all the other men. oF burned flesh at- He—Well, she’s back in circulation > y | again—I've give ey s the second of such | again=-I've given her up. on Mrs. Eddy’s fam- x0 the three children a Melancholy Contrast Tron Yatore idl ~-reation’'s proudest wor we see rge Peters, residing e parm | In man, philosophy affirms. south of Thompson- I] | And yet, at times, man seems to be d to death in a fire A playground for all sorts of germs. cumstances, 7 | = LP) , | Taking Ways : i SHGHRE { “How is your Emmy ?” on Way “Dreadful! Last week she took the hows Up Later ———— | veil.” -Although Sam Mor- — . err ———— —— e=—— — —_— rr ; i Te ; | “But I didn’t know she was so sident of St. Louis | — 1 | pious.” became lost in the ON THE LEVEL IT WAS ARE YA ComFORTABLE (WISH HED MAKE ITS THE FIRST DID YA MOTHER TEL f | “No, I mean the veil that was n station and missed The THIS B16 AN’ GRAPES, ENOUGH, SPIDER? IF YA caus CHANET | ¢oT YA ICALLED UP Zo 47 | stolen at the drapers.”—Cologne. Lus- t unusual for trav. « ORANGES BANANAS WANT 1c Y Ove iE Sas passin Te = See ou vi eA { i tige Kolner Zeitung. ’ - 1 ’ - { €T &, 2 i 00H. AgasKeET NEVERY THING - € ° 3 ns but Sammie con- | K d i vell chaperoned for { Clancy 1 S ~ of a party of fed- | . ig taken to the coun- { Dropping InOn A Mo. The following Sick Friend 27 = ocked on the ‘ront His Clever Refusal Poet—1 think I shall call my new collections of poems “Secrets.” Publisher—Fine. An excellent idea! Jut please keep it to yourself. OF FRUIT . | GUESS ITS FOR SPIDER ‘CAUSE HE'S STAY With YA | AFTER THE REST NI ) g G07 1d asked admittance ix months. He had rain, o Much Can’t Get Out —— . Bs 1 77 WouLo yA | We Se = : 1 ( 2a CINE ME 70 D Cie | Helped Swell the Total Knutt—Look, there's something | about me in the paper. It says that in {| June there were 15,7 ) passengers carried on the street cars. Mrs. Knutt—Well, what of it? I sh.—Il ustrating the | don't see where you come in. adage, a tiny mouse, | “I was one of those passengers.,”— pacity of poncorn in i London Answers. ht and power coms H CR Ww, ran around the \n hour in agony of w of amused Satur- . The mouse had corn that it was un- xit through the tiny entered. © by the McClure Newspaper Syndicatg é Helping Him Out He—There was something 1 wanted to say to you, but I forgot what it was now, She--Was It “goed night”?
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