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Pinkham’s pound helps to re- Ith and vigor. PINKHAM'S?: E'‘COMPOUND MED. CO, LYNN; MASS. ad Not Be | IPATED th Coughs, Colds, adache, Rheuma- how Naturewith- dosing banishes iny other ailments me. Send 10 cents ing 64-page illus- ‘Life’s Energy ngfortism.”’ , Dept. C, Newark, N. J. Giving EnEmm ter Long » Good Hotels = Tourist ds—Gorgeous Mountain desert resortof the West ce & Chaffoy Bring FORNIA ARES 1 Animal Snares. Choice» Work under all condi- ground. No. O Light kunk, Woodchuck, Com= 50c, $1.60 doz. No. 1 t, 465c each, $3.76 doz. ght Wolf, Lynx, Badg- , $4.00 doz. No. 3 alk Aon, Small Bear, 66c snare wire and parts. with each order. DCK SNARE CO, - - Hibbing, Minn, ead Thi Ea 1S Ime, A two ounce Opal Powder Base Cream, Cleansing Cream, and d Cgeam Base French leal Christmas gifts alk iis and vou will always o sell high grade per- gent in your territory. to F. Farrer, Distrih- St., Philadelphia, Pa. 'D CARS w cost all makes and will also sell a group greatest sale we have erson can find the car ice they want to pay. MOTORS (CO. S & SERVICE msville Road PITTSBURGH, PA. RS AND AGE Welcome”. Mou: nr instant appeal; sani- mission. Send quarter i 1G TUS JONES, , NEBRASKA. Supplies Direct From dquarters; new mem- “% on all purchases of pads, prizes and gifta. PLAYERS’ GUILD, Ave.,, New York City. GS FULL VALUE earning oppogtunity, tOERNER - Milwaukee, Wis. Make Fertilizer; with How to make Soap Horn's Adjustment 1 St., Huntington, Ind. Correspondence course 0s. Tells how to com- rite Dominion Herbal 's, Vancouver, Canada. IRGH, NO. 49-1929, Ler Newspaper Union.) THE PATTON COURIER Yelix Tells the Pilot | a THE FEATHERHEADS . ®0tem_ 81 reer 'S ME WRILL! IVE BEEN UP WEL S12 IVE BEEN N IVE JUST CHECKED YOUR NOE Ty uP LOADS oF TIMES SIP, CHARLEY IT'S OKAY.« GREAT STUFE!.. WAIT BY THE WAY, HIS IS YOUR THREE TW YOUVE FLOWN THROUGH HUNDREDTH FLIGHT ON THIS | A SRM 1 TELL YoU. MORNING PLANE, EXACTLY, -- DID YOU THINK OF THAT 2... By F. 0. Alexander n Newspaper Union) 5 AN WALT DID VEL ME JupGe J Do WID MALON'S BYE SAID HE'D Go ARSY Wi 'M SO LONG AS fl ok Norco paseanl/ Ei, Al OID FOIND WORRK FER 8 IM THAT WUD KAAP'(M OUT AV THROUBLE FOND FER.IM WHERE HIS FINGERS CUDAT GIT ot THOLGHT AV | T JST LOIKE THAT! FAITH, IT WAS AASY!. MALLOYS BYE AGIN?Z.. U1. MINT BRIDGE # .. HERE'S NO CASH RIGISTER 'RouND A PLACE LOKE THATS... THAT KID HAS SKIPPED 7 wo oveR $200 IW TOLLS HE couLecied ON aT JoB NEL GOT 7 NO NY _— , = NN N ANS ~N (on Gee MA, \ OKT, GEE WHY YOO WONT), Al LET SPORT OME IN 777 OR LET MEGO OUT }7/ // TI) 4 Tn = Our Pet Peeve — [11 NICE [AND BALMY THIS rae! | NN “THE WEATHER MA SAYS MUCH _ (OLDER AN UNSETTLED TL TS. A GOOD § ON THE WEATHERMAN The Family Couldn’t Stand Up Under Such a Blow By PERCY L. CROSBY Copyrikbt, by the McClurg Newspaper Synd.cate 1/, a JUST LE An | > AOA i (1 JUN SN LA (Copyright, W.N. U.) THER, : 2h er WELL, SIS} WHAT DOYA THINK 4 OF ME GETTIN’ THREE A'S’ ON | y=. MY REPORT. CARD? IR . — By Charles Sughroe © Westem Newspaper Union \F NOL CAN COLLECT ANMTHING ON THIS OLD ACCOUNT, MOL CAN WANE WELL, LASSEN TO ME, WA GONNA GY SOMETHING tl | POSSIYOOTLY AM NOT GONNA ESOT RR Sosa 2X <4 Doesn’t Collect Anything Else But! fo ¢ Pid Mf LL { ACCURACY The local politician stormed up to the editor's home at a late hour and pounded on the door. When the edi- | tor appeared at the window above he shouted : “I've read your slander on me and I've come to throw the charge back in your teeth.” “Well, be a good fellow,” said the editor, yawning, “and throw it in the bathroom window. [I've left my teeth in there.”—Boston Transcript. WHY THEY'RE SO CALLED a Wifie—Why do they call the street- cleaners white wings? Hubby—Because they're like angels. Haven't you noticed that their visits to our street are few and far be- tween? The Greatest of Fish Stories The best of fish yarns have been made Apart from active glory. Perhaps old Jonah, in the shade, Thought up his splendid story. “Unspeakable” Ones Best Mrs. Withers had been to the talk- | ing pictures for the first time. i “'Ow did yer like it, Nell?” asked | her friend. | “All right enough, but to tell yer { the truth, I'd rather ’'ave been to one | of the old unspeakable omnes.”—Lon- | don Passing Show. | An Ancestral Joke Visitor (to butler, who is showing him through the picture gallery of the old mansion) —That’s a fine portrait. Is it an old master? Butler—Oh, no, sir; that’s the old missis! | Important | Old Lady—My poor man, I suppose !{ you have had many trials in your | life? { Tramp—Yes, ma'am, but only one conviction. i ———— i Call the Wagon | “I can’t express myself,” said the | Thoughtful One. “Cf course not,” retorted the Nut, | “live stock has to go by freight and | In cattle cars.” A GOOD GOLFER “Is he a good golfer?” “Oh, yes—always goes to church be- fore he plays his Sunday game.” Just So Some think dancing on the wane They are rather lax. Everywhere you go you see Dancing on the wax. Cinching It Miss Plainsmith—Are you going to have your fiance present at your an- nouncement luncheon? Miss Mainchance—Sure thing? He hasn't yet acknowledged it before wit- nesses. More Noise “Why can’t you please that custom- er in a tie?” “He wants a gray tie.” “We have plenty of gray ties.” “He wants a loud gray.” Squirrel’s Cage “When are Joan and Ed to be mar- ried?” “Never, I'm afraid.” “Why, how’s that?” “Well, she won't marry him until he pays his debts, and he can't pay | his debts until she marries him.” As You Were He—Don't go. You are leaving me entirely without reason. She—1 always leave things as 1 tind them.—London Tit-Bits.
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