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How to combine and OMINION HERBAL COL-~ stings, Vancouver,Canada. our Filling Station, Road- m, Hotel or Garage, any rs walting. Business Serve 292, Mercersburg, Pa. to Make Fertilizer; with ee how to make soap and orn’s Adiustment Service, St., Huntington, Ind. '3 heal that sore. Rinmg- :zema vanish when Sarova pplied. Large box, §0c by £ Webber, Roanoke, Va. ST PRAYER BOOK Christ and Christ om V. H. J, McKINNELIL, DIANA. t. Ball gum, salted pea=- and peanut machines. JUDON & CO. » Newark, New Jorsey. ER GOODS. Wholesale. >m just out. 25c brincs ist. None free. Eddie W. ard St., Elizabeth, N. J. the New California dec= Il finish, Inexpensive but ind builders buy at sight, Los Angeles, Californise ‘EST AUTO NOVELTY. Horn. A riot. Sells for $3; , or C. O. D. Rico Sales, New York. le Polishing Mitt, going ic; for sample sales plan 30c to DUBLTHUM CO., STON, MASS, AND WOMEN, 95¢ prof- vhirlwind seller, full pare STABILITY PRODUCTS, AVE., NEW YORK. rountant scllcits inquiries ted In sala successful go- 1s. CHARLES J. MAXCY, ninal, New York. BURGH, NO, 47-1929. THE PATTON COURIER By Osborne by Wontern Muwepaper sion, Shaming Fanny AS THOUGH GRANDMA WOULD HAVE EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT { CHANGE / -- NOW IT'S MONEY, MONEY MONEY #¢ .... 7 eeuix!| - | "80 TIVES Be SENSIBLE! A MATTER OF AGE In the course of the trial the judge turned to the negro woman on the stand and asked: “How old are you?’ “I's seventy-three, jedge.” “Are you sure?” “Yass, suh.” “Mandy, you don’t look seventy- Be meee ees FINNEY OF THE FORCE 5: F.0. Alexsider three.” CASSIDY SEL THAT SINCE WORSER AN' WORSER. TP WS WOIFE HAS GoT INTHERESTED IN THE WOMANS AUXILIARY, FAITH, THE MEALS AT HOME HAVE Gol WAS MRS. CASSIDY AN [1] Got WIND AV A CRACK LOIKE THAT, 0D SE TAT CASSIDY GT HIS VITTALS SUMMERS ELSE. SO Of wud!... um (ois 0. T ME ow) TASTE, soi... 17 vf, All ou) SE = “I'se sure, jedge.” After a few moments the trial was interrupted by Mandy. “Jedge, I's mistaken about my age being seventy-three, that’s my bust measure, suh.” PLACING HIM (Copyright, W. N. UT # “You know Flubdub, don’t you? Golf with him frequently?” “Yes.” “Can one trust him?” “In golf or business?” Inclusive Women's faults are many; Men have only two. Everything they say And everything they do. Had a Right to Be Peeved “She was furious about the way her | marriage was reported,” said Polly to | her friend. “Indirectly. —It stated that Miss sOLTH ar BOUL N D " TRAYEK | “Why, did it allude to her age?” | Younger and Mr. Morris were mar- 1 | ried, the 'atter being a well known col- j lestar of antiques. Poor Fellow Critic (to neighbor at econcert)— That woman has wonderful control over her voice, | Neighbor (sadly)—Yes, she’s my { wife. She can do anything with her | yoice—except stop it.—Tit-Bits. | —eeinicei mt | Take Your Choice Mr. Gottjack—I'd like to have you | make a painting of me, but §200 is too | much. | Portrait Painter—Well, if you only | want to pay $100 1 will have to make the painting look more like you. Exactly Father—Well, I should have thought that a night club was the very last place a daughter of mine would go to. Daughter—It always is, dad. APPROPRIATE GIFT MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL By Charles Sughroe © Western Newspaper Union Not Knocking the Readers of the “Other » Paper. eto ND MORE ADS FORNOWY DENSED |JAND NOT QUANTITY —— TUE OTHER PAPER < | OF CON Dy a) CLANS NORE READERS )| PRUNES THEN SE = ANT GOT RO MORE: : AN), THEN'RE FULL | ANMWAN, YS QUALTY READERS THAN AW { “MERE ARE MORE ~ PEOPLE IN CHINATTHAN AN THE DNTED STAXES www BLY WHO WANTS 0 Lhe “Jessie has graduated as a lawyer I want to give her a little present.™ “Give her a bar pin.” No Comeback | My radio! At me you fling A voice, with homage heard. | Whatever you may say or sing, | You have the final word! | { —— | No Sale | The Salesrnian—A nice birthday gift { for your husband, eh? How would | this safety bill-fold suit? Impossible | to open it without the key. Ya Got to Stand Up for Ya Principles By PERCY L. CROSBY Copyright, by the McClurg Newspaper Synd.cate TIMMIE APPOINTED AN INVESTIGATING COMMITTEE TO LOOK INTO THE EXPENDITURE OF THREE CENTS FROM THE CLUS'S FUND WHICH WAS UNACCOUNTED FOR- Mrs. Justwed—Why. 1 think that { would be perfectly horrid. Judge—You say the man struck you? Have you any witness thereto? Complainant (points ‘0 his swollen The Eye-Witness | | | eye)—I have an eye-witness here, your | { honor, | | - A | Sounds Like a Good Excuse | Customer—\Why isnt your bread { wrapped like that in other grocery stores? Grocer—The paper gets so dirty | from handling that people won't buy | it.—Dathfinder Magazine. The Noise Is Terrible Foremun— What's the big ‘dea of quitting? Riveter—Oh, 1 don’t mind btammer- ing rivets all day long bHut the man who works with me hums incessantly,
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