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Move up!"—Hamilton Spec- THE FEATHERHEADS ..Prof=re., : They Stem the Tide To the prospective sixth he made a tender declaration of his love, “But, say,” said the girl, cautiously. “l hear your character isn’t any bet- tern it ought to be, honey.” “Pooh!” said the hero; “don’t you | believe all the yarns you hear about | we, They're mostly old wives’ tales.” RED HOT 12 tator. - HEQE COMES FEATHER: WE SURE HAD A GOOD YOURE A FINE FELLOW, Pure Slanders HEAD | LISTEN ,.. WE'VE ALL SAY - YoU SHOULD TIME. LET ME SHous aL i FELIX AND WE LOVE YOU | A Hollywood film hero had been ex- GOT TO STICK TOGEMER HAVE BEEN UP NORTH io IVE ew 0 LIKE A BROTHER ,- BUT | travagant in the way of wives, having NOW OR HE'LL CORNER US wWiTH US ON OLR * TOOK»: WE DONT WANT To HERR | acquired five aud having been prompt- FOR HOURS WW THOSE FISHNG TRIP-: THAT SO | ly divorced by each and all of them. FISHING TRIP YARNS OF HIS ANY MORE ABOLT | AN SO FISHING TRIP! -hen-tested POUONETS usual cakes, cookies, 10t breads, including olate Pie, illustrated of these remarkable your grocer today ack of GOLD MEDAL A lon g t he Concr ete d’’ Flour. tesdays and Thurse AE or WGR.”’ JAL d 99 11 He—Mazie is a red-hot mamma. She—Well, she’s nobody’s fuel. 0, : [ An Idealism 5 Mi | Bome day we'll get the map all right, Ah With neatly drawn designs, | So clear that none will start a fight To change the boundary lines, Embass WAY af 70ST. W YORK. arge Rooms with Bath vYyv 3D Single Up Double nt Restaurant X Go Easy “Young man,” said her father, “I | don't want you to be too attentive to | | my daughter.” “Why—er—really,” stammered the young man, “I had hoped to—er—" “Exactly, and I'd like you to marry her, but if you're too attentive to her | you won't have money enough to do it.” re TE o ROUGHT THOSE Tne WHO ® 5 House THINGS oe —— — / The Whole Barnyard ND P. MOLONY anager th Giving shim nter Long e == Good Hotels = Tourist: loads=—Gorgeous Mountain Mrs, Pester—I see the Heehaws had to give up their apartment. I wonder | why. Her Husband—Keeping domestic ani- mals in it, I reckon. According to the neighbors he’s a jackass, his wife's a cat, his son’s a puppy, and his daugh- | ter's a bird. uldesertresortof the West Cree & Chaffey Spring rronNia TA : el WAY TO SUCCEED TY PULLETS ullets, Leghorns, Barred tocks, Reds, Wyandottes, , Brahmas and Giants, at . Younger stock at lower aa {Copyrisht. W.N.U.) s all breeds every week in r hundred up. All Breeds 1 prices. We purchase all Se Hi MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL Nor IT AND POULTRY FARM : \ ANY \ A LW rs of Breeding Stock and > a. (Copyright, W.N. U.) It Pays to Pass the Buck AND SESIDES DODGWY A ITTYSBURG, PA NOSIR! WE WONT PURLISH THAT MEAN PIECE ww 1g LL QUSY SCATTER THESE Sl : ER2 DODGED A LIBEL SUNY AND EARNIN ins ; $ FER LIBELww IF VA GOTYAMANE | BILLS AROLND AFTER SUCKER 2 “Wht’ make vou NE wig DARK AND GEY EVEN WITH ji LIBEL SLIT, SATISFIED BEATER AND A 93, “HERES GON" YO RE A ing’ expensive fertilizing, High haindion IR AND TH CUSTOMER AND CMEKEN-THIEF? DANDY ASSALLT-AND-BATYERN MADE $3 PRINTING GYORM FER TH PAPER WHEN SHAY B\@ @UM FINDS INA Friend—If you want something from QOZILR, | sour husband and don’t succeed, try, Ty | try again. O\& | Wifie—I can beat that, my dear— | ery, cry again is the way to succeed. hird Ave, New York City. NOU CAN DISTRIBUTE BURGH, NO, 41-.1929, OLE OW nion bed is quite as liver as a horseback Things Missed | We cannot make bargain with blisses, | Or catch them like fishes in nets; | But sometimes the things that life | misses, | Help more than the things that it | | | gets. What's the Use SHEHRE { Traffic Cop—Hey, you can’t make a | turn to the right. .| Lady Motorist—Why not? Traffic Cop—Well, a right turn fis PPP Sp 1 pip : Zr ., ’ r/ i wrong here—the left turn is right. If 2.0 Zi 2 ¢ 2, J . ; Aspirin THE 2 HiaTe Tas JT. sur F7 | / 7, ITs "as Gooo As (724 Re Ee / LPI | you want to turn right turn left and / FOR ARAINY DAY AN UMBRELLA . IVE BEEN “7 2p TRYING To ‘1teEP ou | 2. HELLO, SUSIE. AAA | ona oar iv root IH : 7 aur Au DAY AN’ I'M NOT 72 " |LOF THE RAIN. (te 60 =/ , YOU CUGHTA HAVE A Keceipt Needed antidote for CLANC Y ; 7 CH Z 7 hl) 7 nz wer. 1 7) / r JAN’ TALK TO J JA 2% = Jean-Have you heard that Donald's relief when LA HF 1 ZI. . [ or rf > | lost his memory altogether? Sandy—Well, well, hew unfortunate! And to think 1 ji gave him back from neu- iD 5S , if you'll + the $5 I borrowed from him last week t genuine nia ry tablet . . . . he word The Little Girl Didn't Like How it Happsned 8 inside, Timmie's “Dip” After years away a New Yorker tried to locate an old friend and fin ally found him far out in t | “How did you happen to move away A, Manufacture of \ out here? licacid ‘Oh, it was gradual. ! moved tive tices before 1 cot away out here.” His Choice uid — MPather— Which would youn rather = = have, a little brother or a little sister? Little Jakey—If it's all the sume to By PERCY L. CROSBY © by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate you, papa. I'd rather have a white rab- | bit with red eyes. 1
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