’s Balsam of Myrrh first bottle if not suited. All dealers, tives Learn Home Town ‘ou seem pretty familiar 2 points of interest aroung ty. >, we have a great many folks visit us. est bidder at a United 'shal’s sale in Portland, cht a towboat for $7,500, for $70,000. tention clothes itself with er.—Emerson, won't work, he may be 1g being a gun hero. ce ———————————— ee mi vait to see if a headache rear off.” Why suffer s Bayer Aspirin? The men and women who reasing quantities every hat it does relieve such nedical profession pro- without effect on the e it as often as it can y pain. Every druggist genuine Bayer Aspirin pt relief of a headache, gia, lumbago, etc. Fa- urself with the proven every package. SPIRIN de mark of Bayer Manufacture icacidester of Salicylicacid Lived Politeness s all very well.” me with mixed emotions phone girl thanks me Ss me the wrong num- Traveler eak Esperanto?” ink so. I spent several ranto.” iat ae was graduated by the wa) nigh school with- 1 agisent or tardy after first grade. nows that her gown 't fit when another r that it is. er 0 jewels to lose, that's 1 are spared. ne it takes a dose of ittle temporary relief Ir stomach, Phillips has acidity complete- the digestive organs Once you have tried ef you will cease to diet and experience n eating, reparation is just as , too. Use it when- ue or fetid breath a sweetener, Physi- u that every spoon- Ik of Magnesia neu- 's its volume in acid, the name Phillips is ons do not act the LLIPS ilk | gnesia THEY SPREAIY DISEASE FLY KILLER attracts and ornamental, convenient and Sheen, Lasts allseas son. Made of metal, can’t spill er tip over; will not soil or injure anything. Guaranteed, Insist upon DAISY FLY KILLER from your dealer, Brookiya N, Bern EE THE PATTON COURIER FINNEY OF THE FORCE 27%. Alunder, Extremely Unusual GOT ANY NEWS 2 FOR ME SARGE ¢ IF A DORG BOTS A MAN MAT ANT NEWS EW, SCOOP I nvsuAL THATS YEP. THATS \ TOBLL +01 HAVENT WEARD WAN WORRUD OUT AV ME NEIGHBOR, MRS, SNOOP, ALL DAY LONG =~ IF YEL CAN USE THATS oe THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborne (® by Western Newspaper Unload Believe It or Not OF MY GETTING To-MoRRAL) AFTEQNOON OFF ? — : WHAT DEMANDS denn! nous owas \[f jor AtieteN | fy . AT TAT TIME YOUNG oy . "GRANDMOTHERS FUNERAL 1S AN OLD, OLD EXCUSE, «THAT My GRAN FAMERQ VES SIR HES MARQYIN AGAIN ToMoRRow! Our Pet Peeve (EAD TROM THE TANK To SHES & fl Tn xe) \SNT ¥ 0A racy = (TOL SAY _ [7] [7 TLL TELL YOU WHAT 1 THINK 15 SOUR |S TROUBLE, MISTER, | DO GETTING THE GAS, IDE NT THINK ITS YAMINE THE GAS | THE CARBURETOR | THE FLOAT 1S WORRING ALLRIGHT 1/7 seg, IF ETTING THE SPARK ALL ? RIGHT 7 2 CS Po N a < 2 > a EN SO NO NS fs TI _ ZA ) 1 SAY, THIS AIR \ 1S Me y = (1 +60SH, \SNT THIS \ 20) EZRA ; 5 : (Copyright, W. N. UIC? Gee! 'n Everything Ate There By PERCY L. CROSBY © by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate OH, MA! YA OUGHTA SEE THE SWELL HOTEL MR, PARK TOOK THE TEAM TOFOR LUNCH AFTER WE.GOT MEASURED FOR OUR UN(FORMS. WHAT OID IT LOOK LIKE ON THE OUTSIDE? HETOLD LS IT WAS THE RITZ HOTEL - AN’| SAWTHE NAME ON THE THERE WAS A MAN TossIN UP PAN CAKES INTHE WINDOW. "MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL By Charles Sughroe © Western Newspaper Union WERE! WHERE VA GONG 2 ONE SOE, YOUNG COOY\E 1 DONX D0 BUSINESS | WHY, THE BAG STIFF PLL JEST GO RAND QUEER WS LL GAME A MAR, VOL REED A'FOOLISH FOUR! TOLRMG CAR GEXS NOL OUT I TUE OPEN \F NOL WARY XO LE YO A RIPE OLD AGE, NOL GOYA WANE A GARY \S WRT S07? METHUSEL AR NEVER WAD ONE SALESMANSHIP PLUS i The new salesman, although very enthusiastic, could not be described as altogether convincing. “This,” he said, “is one of the finest blankets produced today. In material and in construction It is far above any- thing present on the market. For the price there is nothing to touch it.” “What is the price?” his customer inquired. “Just a minute and I will Inquire,” was the reply.—Veterans’' Service Magazine. EXPERIENCE NEEDED |! She—You say Tom, who has just returned from Africa, is going to open a beauty parlor? Why? He—Well the tales he tells of his experiences makes their hair curl nat- urally. Sime etm—— & Monotonous Repetition i Life is a gloomy grand parade Of bills sent by the score, And even when you have them paid You merely get some more. Ample Proof He had been the victim of a tar and feathers party. “Did you recognize any of the men?’ he was asked. “Well, they were all masked,” he said, “but I know that one of them was Jenks, the barber.” “What 1” “Yes; when they had finished with the feathers he asked me if I would like a singe.” WHY HE MARRIED HER She—What would folks say if they saw me in tights at that amateur performance? He—Probably say 1 married you for your money. Useless Effort You may paint, you may powder The face as you will, But the back of the neck Will show the age still, Much Less Pay for It A visitor to the small town was chatting with the small-town editor. “Do tell me,” he said, “why did you ever call your paper The Pleasant- ville Blame? Why the Blame?” “Because,” said the editor with a sigh, “nobody seems willing to take it» Serves for Two Parties Ishka—They say a fat person may reduce by dancing the modern fast dances. Bibble—Yes, and a thin person may put on weight laughing at fat people trying to do them. Explained Mrs. Benham—I notice that the farmers always have a man for a scarecrow. Jenham — That's because they couldn't afford to dress a woman scarecrow. A Complete Alibi The Captain—I1 hear you arrested Buffalo Mike and then let hiwi go. The Patrolman—That’'s not so. | had the wrong man. He showed me conclusively that he wasn’t from Juffalo. He'd just come from Trog. Double Trouble “A mother flying fish must have her worrles.” “Why so?” “Has to teach her little ones to fly as well as swim.”
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