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I DIDNT PUT THAT CAT § IN THERE {wy IM ( AS SURPRISED ASYoU. ARMADA MUST HAVE LET HIM IN AND CLOSED HONEST, FELIX ee THE DOOR WITHOLT Events in the Lives of Little Men WATCH THIS LOOX WILLYA? AGAIN Hege FDO, COME HERE CEE "INTO A NOSE VIVE HERE (OMES A GIPLANE TELLERS 0 KIDS DONT _ DROP NOY Yaa ONE SHEET AT ADOOR UNDERSTAND. WHEN YOU'RE ALL ory THROUGH, TURN IN YOUR BAGS 'N 7 it \ CRE THAT YOU GET A SWELL Zr lt 225 70 SEE TE Ble] = RN SHOW, NOW | “/ By Charles Sughroe © Western Newspaper Union He Makes Ezry Feel Small AND NET NA WONY DERN THING TO BRING \N ANN DOSINESS (ww HE) ADVERTISE NER DO A CAT DOWN ON A STOOL WITH DAWGONE' EZR, NA POOR PRONE, YA [| | REMIND ME OF TH' C\T™N FELLER WHO A COWS YO BARK LP 'N BE MILKED! i J JPERCY © by the McClure The {Clancy Kids The Things We Say and the Things We Do RQSBY Newspaper Syndicate PAPA, TIMMIE TOOK MY APPLE AN’ THAD | COULD HAVE HIS PENNY. HE DIDN'T HAVE A PENNY AT ALL IF LEVER CATCHYOU IN A "DISHONEST ACT LIKE THAT ACAIN- ‘I'LL SPANK YOU SEVERELY IT’S PLAIN CHEATING WHEN You TRY T0 QA GET SOMETHING FOR NOTHING - Ry NEVER DOT & AGAIN. TWO PAIRS ISN'T WORTH | IT. {MOUT. TWENTY-FIVE AND HE HELP A PAT HAND" | GUESS HES, OT SOMETHIN ETTER'N 3 THE FINISHING TOUCH “l am sending yon some manu- scripts,” wrote a young and ambitious authoress. “I also inclose a letter of introduction from my clergyman, one from my Sunday-school teacher, and a paragraph from our local paper, an- nouncing my adoption of a literary career. Is there anything else 1 can send you to interest you in my writ- ings?” “Dear Madam,” wrote the editor In reply, “You need send me but one more thing—a good short story!"— Montreal Star. WAS DOMESTICATED “She's quite domesticated. 1 hear. Knows how to cook and bake and | everything.” “Nothing of the sort. Why, she | couldn't even cause a traffic jam.” Playing the Game | | | | | | | | The game of politics may end | In ‘lust a woeful wreck, { If you should mark the cards, O friend, | Or try to stack the deck! | | How Does She Do It? Mr. Goodthing—Here’s your two | bucks for a palm ‘eading. Go to it. Madam Zizzi—Look at me, You should always follow the advice of | thin, dark ladies. You have a trusting and credulous nature. You have re- | cently parted needlessly with a small | sum of money and will soon be per- suaded to give up more. But don’t | regret it. It will be put to a good use. ABSENT MINDED “Jack “How so?” “He scratched his kissed a match the other night.” is awfully absent minded.” wife and Silent Partnership There are many bridegrooms who On marriage quickly sour When they see that they're impors Tant as *he H in hour, As Ordered “Great Scott! What on earth has that fool of a jeweler been playing at with this ring?’ exclaimed a young man, gazing at the engagement ring in his hand. “What's the trouble?” friend. “Why, 1 told him to engrave ‘From A to Z’—on the inside of it and he put in the whole blooming alphabet.” asked his Ever Feel That'r Way? “You're engine's missing,” remarked the passenger. “l know it,” growled the motorist, “and 1 wish the whole darn car was, so | could collect on my theft insur- | ance.” Waiting! Waiting! Guest—How long have you } working in this cafe, waiter? Waiter—Only one week, sir. Guest—Oh! Then | must have or- dered from some other waiter, been | Serie me——— Disappointment Ahead { Minister (christening child) —We | will hope to see this child grow to | tine, brave manhood—name this child. Mother—Muriel, sir.—Baptist Jour- nal. Practice Makes Perfect Mrs. Newlyrich (to btubby) —Now be I careful, George, at Guttrocks dinner | tonight. Don’t eat with your knife George—Don’t worry, Amanda, ['ve et with my knife for 20 years and never cut myself, | |
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