. CALDWELL NED IN 47 ARS PRACTICE +O ST GOO > Oo] watched the results of 47 years, and believed ow careful people are of , and exercise, constipa- from time to time. Of then, is how to treat 3. Dr. Caldwell always etting as close to nature > his remedy for consti- s Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup d vegetable compound. the system and is not 'rup Pepsin is pleasant- igsters love it. did not approve of nd purges. He did not re good for anybody's ractice of 47 years he ason for their use when 1 empty the bowels just day go by without a Do not sit and hope, arest druggist and get us bottles of Dr. Cald- psin, or write “Syrup B, Monticello. Illinois, le. casures of York min- an Anglo-Saxon copy his is the oldest relic ed Horses alsam of Myrrh ttle 1f not suited. All dealers. » Employers "two nationalities im will result in a great than if one national- ployed, according to 1@ MclIlecain, director nt service of a large ustry, says Popular ine, elpful the result of women 1 take more of our > polls.” men and girls who ue,” mervous, run- le to do their work 2 improved their g Lydia E. Pink- e Compound. By 98 out of every 100 fou can be almost ill help you too. LV Compound Pearl St., N. Y. City. ELLOGG'S EDY restless, sleepless uickly relieved and ng the remedy that ands of sufferers. 00 at druggists. n, write direct to: YMAN CO., Inc., New York ‘ee sample. (300d ‘rom poor elimination constipation), Intes= ity, undermine health ble. Tonight try NR— l-vegetable corrective laxative. See how NR your appetite and rid EgY, pepless feeling. ) vegetable — stores Color and » Gray and Faded 1d $1.00 at Druggists, 'm. Wks. Patchogue, N. Y. Q0—Ideal for use im Hair Balsam. Makes the nts by mail or at dru; ‘orks, Patchogue, N. ¥. ined Exterminators. i. Learn the Wilson f Exterminating En- L ft, Ft. Wayne, Ind, RGH, NO, 24, 1929, SR aE THE PATTON COURIER By F. O. Alexander (® by Western Newspaper Union.) Score for Snoop | "FINNEY OF THE FORCE ~ SX T/A wont ver NOIGHT WHIN WERE ALL HEQE AN' MAYBE A— OH NO “THANK YOU Zo MR FINNEY SEEMS TO - | ALWAYS WANT To PULL A HIS STATION - HOUSE JOKES WHEN IM AROUND +++ f£ By Osborne (® Sy Western Newspaper Union ) / BUT SOMETIME WHEN You WANT To GO OUT, ILL COME STAY WITH THE BABY, THE BABY ANT SO APT TER TALK ABOUT ME WHEN I WHERE DIDJA GET THE FUNNY Lp? 1 DIDNT EXPECT YOU To LIKE (T, FELIX | -- ITS ONE OF WE SMARTEST SPRING CREATIONS, AND EVERYONE THAT IVE SEEN HAS ADMIRED IT -.s 4 A woutiit DECRY Your DISCRIMINATING TASTE IN MILLIN- ERY, FELIX AND I APPRECIATE SO MUCH YOUR INTEREST IN MY SELECTION, BUT AFTER ALL, 1 THINK ITS A VERY SMART HATS coos Felix Should Know Better 1 SAD TE WRONG THING WHEN A MILE SEEMS LIKE MILES” (Copyright, W.N. U.) I= lil lie pi e 5 k 'y il = EPS =z] i * MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL By Charles Sughroe © Western Newspaper Union CONGRATULATE ME, BILL GY OLR? WELL, LAPPM DANS, | a — - \ BEEN WATCHIN ig THIS BIRO | THINK Ba ofl HE KNOWS AWONK STEEL O NEWS WE Hig YELLS EV'RVONE “1M KEEPING \T AN NEWS (OR Hy QAOEY ~—1 CHNRLES SOGEHROE Clancy Kids Timmie Sees a Little Bit of Heaven PERCY L. CROSBY © by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate I-| D-DON’T GOAT IT 50 THINK WE QUGHTER HARD, P PATTY. PERMANENTLY CURED 4] Al Falfa—Well, we cured our city friends of comin’ out every week-end and livin’ off us, when we wanted to go away for a little change ourselves. Timothy Hay—Is that so, Al? How'd ye manage it? Al—Instead of feedin’ 'em on fried chicken and such-like delicacies, wa gave 'em canned goods from the store, the same’s they was used to—Vane couver Province. A New Start “People are finding fault with your grammar!” “Maybe we'll have to start this poe litical game all over again,” said Sen= ator Sorghum, “leaving out the cone ference and the caucus and starting with a spelling school.”—Washington Star. LOVE AFFAIRS MIXED | *“Jack's mixed up in two love affairs | at the same time.” “Well, he'll find that the course of { two loves never runs smooth.” | Modern Caution Strive hard and be honest, Put in a full day, But don’t 'til you're sure It will show in your pay. i | An Altruist Desk Sergeant—If the car wasn't | worth anything, why are you so anx- | ious to have the thief who stole it | caught? | The Victim—Because I feel that | anybody crazy enough to steal that | old pile of junk is too dangerous to | be running loose, | Radio Activities | Caller—I see you have two wireless | sets. Your husband must be very en- | thusiastie. Hostess—Yes, it's his enthusiasm that is the trouble. We've been forced | to have two sets—one for the family to | listen in on, so that he may have the | other to tinker with. MARIE'S LITTLE STUDY “Marie is studying to be a little modiste.” | “It’s about time—the way she shows ber knees.” { They Cry for Them | Georgie, Porgie, pudding and ple, | Kissed the girls and made 'em cCry- | The time this happened is far away | Kisses don't make girls cry today. The Latest Thing Uncle Eli—Say, Hiram, what be ye a-puttin’ that-there contraption way up on the peak of yer barn fer? Hiram Low—Crazy nuthin’! I'm riggin’ up a rural letter box so we kin ketch the air mail when it goes by. A Good Salesman “Why do you wear rubber gloves when cutting hair?” “For the purpose of keeping our celebrated hair restorer from causing | hair to grow on my hands,” He sold a bottle. No Slot Machine Mummie—Isn't it a lovely money | box Grannie has given you to put | pennies in? Bobby (after careful examination) — | But where do the packets of chocolate | come out?—Humorist. As Guaranteed Mr. Henry Carr—You guaranteed that the engine of this used car would develop 60 horse-power, Look it over. The Dealer—The 60 horse-power is all there, only they appear to be pull. ing in opposite directions.
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