THE PATTON COURIER mn | [THE FEATHERHEADS .. tom... : The Plot Thickens ion Gone. . Roses in Her 71 CANT GET MAT FUNNY BUSINESS iq OUTA MY HEAD I REMEMBER THE Cheeks Now GIRL AND HER DYING MOTHER STORY- AND THAT I FOLLOWED HER TO GIVE | years ago, I was dy- AID AND THAT SOME GUY THREATENED constipation. My sys To KILL ME FOR PAVIN ATTENTIONS of poison, which not y senses, but my com- uddy, eyes blurred, my uined, and I was con- g cold. I did not have rey. 12 one of your ads, I bottles of Milks Emul- in improving at once. as so marked that ev- it, and spoke af how skin, made my eyes and put roses in my , I was an entirely dif- I took altogether 15 f Milks Emulsion, and ul and felt the same tely made me over. It your looks than any- —_— /IT$ A CLEAR FRAME UP FOR ROBBING ME BUT TE FUNNY THING 1S, THEY DIDNT ROB ME !- Now WHY DID MEY LET MEGO, IF « UNLESS «= WAS (Tou 7" A MAN JUST LEFT = TIS AT HE FRONT DESK AN ToLD ME TO GIVE IT TO YUH PERSONALLY, / “We Give you one More cHanet Etter you BRING $1200 IN UNMARKED bills Ap put the | | Like We TolD you At tHe Fool] | of tHe SHooberTs MoNuMeNT IN HemLock PARK By MipNi toNite OR We GIVE your Wife plenty tHese pretty pile 0 | Meas Bh - ERTS ® Dont Monkey With police Life yoV Die Like A WE 7 ) | Sweeler er heard of. After I - CEN — — — — ns - —— i ; . yt 8 oh people rE | Too much to eat—too rich a diet— | or too much smoking, Lots of things o the improvement in Hy | vy eyes being brighter. FINNEY OF THE FORCE By 5:9 Alone Three in One Teeny Tea Pot | cause sour stomach, but one thing can n should know of it. I - . - - | correct it quickly. Phillips Milk of 1 a cold since I took , ee 1 pr 4 Te. Magnesia will alkalinize the acid. no stomach trouble OH, MRS. SAJOOP DEAR! - | Take a spoonful of this pleasant l, Rk Ts I think it is a God- AH SURE, Of WAS . | ¢ ig > part] is v. 5 ALMOST FER KNOCKIN 0M SORRY OI GOT So WONT YEZ BE COMM OVER — LoOM { prepain, 21d. the Sistem is Soon of mine was almost MRS. SNOOP DOWN) RED:HEADED ovER THE AN JININ' US 1A A POT — pe hon | Phillips is always ready to relieve ch trouble, I started VISTERDAY «+ MATTER. SNOOPS A 2? ; a. . | distress from over-eating: to check all GARRULOUS NUISANCE, BUT AFTER ALL, SHE'S mulsion and while he 4 bottles, he can eat , and is beginning to | acidity; or neutralize nicotine. Re- | member this for your own comfort; | for the sake of those around you. | Endorsed by physicians, but they al- | ways say Phillips. Don't buy some- | thing else and expect the same re- | sults! PHILLIPS Milk of Magnesia For Galled Horses Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh Money back for first bottle «f not sulted. All dealers, vays find me a Milks or,” MRS. REBECCA R.1, Dyersburg, Tenn. ruggists under a guar- satisfaction or money Milks Emulsion Co., nd.—Adv. willing to speak ill of pertius. weak, nervous or ailing woman, Dr. Pierce's Fa- J vorite Prescrip- ; . i - . . a ee i — tion comes to her aid. Women — in every walk of ; = life today say i ’ Our Pet Peeve | Welcoming the Missionary Dr. Pierce's Fa- i - = | A serious-looking stranger ca'led Yorn Dreserine i | upon Mr. Biggs, shook his hand limp- ion is a reliable i | . deods +1 ennii % : 1 a — | ly and remarked: “I am representing ts ng old by | YEN, YO, ZT gore Now, aN has 5 Ry Have Se | the Association for the Suppression h fluid and tablets. oF THOSE PILLS WE coLD, V JUST MARE A LTTE CAPSULES AT HOME | of Profanity. I want to take the evil onald of 1033 Ontario St, BEEN Rune SM) GLASS OF HOT LEMONADE WN THAT WILL KNOCK THAT | language clear out of your life.” faite never en a — > iC e here, Maria!” yelled Mr. Biggs, 2 muck Tor id Pr aL er 0 AND HESS OVER x A 3 “Lp Ov A “Fons vi re ts liga br —- » good as a_ tonic as Dr. \ {A an Cc re’s ¢ ¢ £ § 3 . rg LB Re, Goi] CoLp I > THE NEXT DAY ALLEY WESY NSF —Duluth News-Tribune. vas nervous, my back hurt, ov 7 J over, f toon Dn Pierced iia — h | No brain “wears out”; it merely backaches, strengthened my Ne pe ZV4 ; Visitor to Western Town—*Is there | hardens and fails to respond to sensa- 8 8 Well, ‘Sizong WORAZ oN any protection under the law here?” First Motorist—“Hadn’t we better | tion. ¢ for free advice. i Native—*“No; better get under some- | Stop and find out who that man is | ia Wg paicts N ey ! Jones—“Did you hear that fellow 7 thing else if it starts to rain bullets, | We just ran over?” Second Motorist— | No one cares for your cheerful talk Hotel, chm XN 1 pay that Brown had run off with a or anything like that, you know.” “Not necessay—the papers will inform | If it isn't also smart. i chicken last night? Who would ever fi —————— us in the morning, I'm sure.” rere l J : > on tof? Smith tor : ha \ have thought him a thief? Smith SHORT ON LONGITUDE ; Yoxte's Srup. Hemely “No one, I'm sure. He got married— gists. Kells Co., Newburgh, N. Y., Mfrs.—Adv, RUIN that’s all.” _D’S HEALTH COULDN'T THINK Fault is one of the things frequent- ly found where it is not. ig i ry worm out of 8 i RRR B= iiss: 1 J - * oe VERY APPROPRIATE SAV BROTHER, ILL] ~~, | MOTHER, LOCK THE rm medicine that A HAVE BOBBY BRING)TZ=Ro || A OT MUSTARD Foo 355 DOOR AND DON i Cc ol 2 4 SS gs hi BALLS 1 OD K, [omen wu ASHIONED | KNOW) 2 Bur {T DOES THE J7 don’t know your child tting the teeth, pick- , disordered stomach Buy Frey's Vermifuge OVER Anis oe ~ EDICI A EASROON, AND Ex ~ DOWELL JOUR LD 15 = ai t's today. > / 2 Jermifuge = 3 ]) Is Worms ! - > Fe So able Method He—Do you know what your one Jvercomes Rock—What song did you sing at < great defect is? tipation the christening party? HE 4 l She—The modern girl has a lot of She—I simply can’t think. Bass—Rocked in the cradle of the latitude in the matter of dress. He—Right—but, I didn't think you'd stable method of over- deep! Lf He—Yeh—and not enough longitude. ! acknowledge it. BE fon, Doctors recom aring your insides out Sh A re i on neral purgatives and ro —e ———— xatives. The best way ch rhs Indian &y MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL By Clutles Sughone More Truth Than Humor v. sv. «ll. vil 2 Y. : RNR, 7777777 RA ar Tor Pills Sp” CNW Th Alpe 7 / = > a4, ¥ SO | FIGURE When zour YigpAnLE \ SS SEL You 5 S [os oss Set BUY THE BOSS SAID \OU SEE, | STARTED (te ht ng Sree. "|| chidfene ~ WELW, SO WHEN 1/2 a 1 I n ry NOU MIGHT TERM IT, EXCEPY THAT MA NOT SO for It Baby has little upsets at times. Al FUNNY FOLKS | your care cannot prevent them, But you HE MeV can be prepared. Then you can do what any experienced nurse would do—what THE WALRUS most physicians would tell you to do— SOUP STRAINER give a few drops of plain Castoria. N¢ WHO |S DEATH sooner done than Baby is soothed; re ON BOBBED | lief is just a matter of moments. Yet HAIR | you have eased your child without use — of a single doubtful drug; Castoria is vegetable, So it's safe to use as often as an infant has any little pain you - ee SE - " ———— | cannot pat away. And it's’ always - ready for the crueler pangs of colic, or constipation or diarrhea ; effective, to SAY} WHAT DO YA THINK? WERE UNCLE gRED! | for older Ehren ian million GOIN’ To HAVE ANOTHER WAR. THIS : - | bottles were bought last year. IS STRAIGHT! [HEARD POP TELLIN’ { So Jub nec: c- —-— AMAN 2AST NIGHT. eee 010 3 / oll HEART? 7% gay 2 Ns [TI TT ndorse It was a young took Lydia E. | ° C ) he Vegetable Com- se my mother did % > it to me. After Cl an C ook it before my "UNCLE GEORGE TOLD Pop. >) ®] BS BZ E lo El . ( Us 5 | USE > born and after- ; RQ have eight living {ag eZ 1 m now a grand- \ 1 : = UNCLE JOE! AN’ HE TOLD 2 - WROFCVER “rs orech ag (4 Lr Har bist vl A (a GLENN'S - NCC EORGE SOME 80D ~ ad run-down.”— [News Travels Fast and] kToto poe. OR Same Thao Fuad Sousa or rok FS Ry\tcue | SULPHUR Soap venom, St. Ed- | Sometimes Gets Lost Contains PSNi8 erapiony, exvsilye § 33%Y% Pure relieved at once by this re- Sulphur freshing, beautifying toilet and bath soap. Best for Soft, Clear Skin Rohland’s Styptic Cotton, 3c Pinkham’s HIT Med. Co., Lynn, Mass By PERCY L. CROSBY Uepyright, by the McClurg Newspaper Synd cate,
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