THE PATTON COURIER TT CHECK 15 RIGUT, LADY - You SEE SPINACH 15 124 AND TWO SLABS OF BUTTER ETC wooo" eo THE FEATHERHEADS .. ose FELIX, 1M te \ GIRL OVERCHARGED US FOR ty DINNER CALL HER OVER AND SEE ~ WELL ITS SEVEN CENTS TE WAY I FIGURE IT BUI ITS ME PRINCIPLE OF THE aS THING - THEY MAKE Ei ( WELL NOW YoU NEEDNT [ ACT SO ASHAMED OF ME I HAD A PERFECT RIGHT TO ASK AND I STILL MINK- THERE'S A MISTAKE | Stomach | | In the same time it takes a dose of n your ren Cry I It FINNEY OF THE FORCE ByF.O. Alexander l ly a household that (© by Western Newspaper Union} soda to bring a little temporary relief | of gas and sour stomach, Phillips — | Milk of Magnesia has acidity complete | ly checked, and the digestive organs | all tranquilized. Once you have tried | this form of relief you will cease to | worry about your diet and experience astoria! At least five > never without it, If rm i : fon In’ vot. fails Ace OU Tue | . | @ new freedom in eating, ily Bedd oF te ik Feoune MAN WHO | HM!. Well pont | | This pleasant preparation is just as eed 13 | THINK YEZ FOOLED ME !. { good for children, too. Use it when- hit may find you very WAS HERE To SEE A ; Dottie int the hodss 2 Ol HEARD THE DOOR BANG | ever coated tongue or fetid breath 2 hottie ine Lhe Ouse; PEG LAST NOIGHT WHEN VEZ LEFT AN IT WAS signals need of a sweetener. Physi- s, and that colic or elieved; or diarrhea cians will tell you that every spoon- ful of Phillips Milk of Magnesia neu- WAN O'CLOCK / = able product; a baby young folks. Castoria thing you have ever ise giving to infants, tralizes many times its volume in acid. | Get the genuine, the name Phillips is important, Imitations do not act the same! s are dangerous to a r harmless they may Good old Castoria! ame, and remember y spare you a sleep- . It is always ready, e ; in emergencies, or ents. Any hour of the 3aby becomes fret- . Lk | | | | | | Ellen Terry's Forgiveness Ellen Terry had said that she | “never had to forgive anyone,” adding | that harsh things said to her were | either richly merited or were due to | stupidity. And when asked if she had “never gone to bed with a feeling of | resentment to anyone,” she replied | | | Castoria was never h mothers than it is raist has it. most emphatically: “Never! If that were the case, one could not say the - od et Lord's Prayer, and that would be un- es, Corns | thinkable.”—London Express. hilblains, etc. nt hn | TP —, ford’s 4 ped [M l of Myrrh 7 RT| ALL STF Quart of Water Pre Cleans Kidneys NNN Gift Vase seven fet high and 5, carved from the raised in Havana to he men who went ittleship Maine, has the Cuban govern- d States. The vase Potomac park. NS Take a Little Salts if Your Back { Hurts, or Bladder is ( Troubling You oN | No man or woman can make a mis- | take by flushing the kidneys occasion- ally, says a well-known authority. Eating too much rich food creates SRR at You Say TN NS Ne say will be remem | acids, which excite the kidneys. They “else after you have | become overworked from the strain, : ; : get sluggish and fail to filter the waste ison Globes and poisons from the blood. Then we get sick. Rheumatism, headaches, liver trouble, nervousness, dizziness, sleeplessness and urinary disorders often come from sluggish kidneys. The moment you feel a dull ache in the kidneys, or your back hurts, or if the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of sediment, irregular of passage or at- tended by a sensation of scalding, be- gin drinking a quart of water each day, also get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any pharmacy; take a tablespoonful in a glass of water be- fore breakfast and in a few days your kidneys may act fine, This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, com- bined with lithia, and has been used for years to flush and stimulate the kidneys; also to help neutralize the INTER’S DEVIL By Chaties Sugluwee. No Model Housewife acids in the system, so they no longer refused him twelve ous youth will quit |_| [(Copyrient. w. NU, | (Copyright, W.N. U.) a MICKIE, THE PR HEY, SNOWBALL, “THE BOSS |SEZ HE'S GOY SOMEBODN ELSE Yo TEND Yo GLEAN uP HIS YARD 'N YOU NEEDNY © COME 'ROUND CUZ HE DONT WANT HO JAIL BIRD ‘ROUND cause irritation, thus often relieving bladder weakness. Jad Salts is inexpensive; makes a delightful effervescent lithia-water drink which everyone should take now and then to help keep the kid- neys clean and active and the blood oo pure, thereby often avoiding serious | kidn lications. oP dney complication > > JAIL BIRD, HURZ | PERSUME HE INFERS 70 MAH TEMP'RARY [NCINERATION INTHE OLE HOOSEGOW FER FAILIN' STO 'SPORT MAH WIFE = HMM = WELL, You YELL TH' BOSS HE AINT HEARD BOTH SIDES OF THAT LIL DISPUTE \1Y, CRIPTION OTE IN 1892 AN' IY WUZ ~Wo | WEEKS BEFORE Man) : WIFE MISSED Tf J PL ~ ~ > > TO GY MONEM YO BUM HOOTCH = yd 11 started to practice 875, the needs for & ‘as great as today. al lives, ate plain, 1 got plenty of fresh it early there were \~ He Spoke Too Soon “You find out who your friends are when you ask for money.” purges for the relief Do ne JAAN 1S ch Dr. Caldwell did NOT A PRIZE “True. By the way. you might lend xd for human beings. FIGHTER, NOR ARE me $10.”—Buen Humor, Madrid. for constipation that THESE CAULIFLOWER - , practice, and which EARS. a TIGHT HEAD- To Put On vell’s Syrup Pepsin, PHONES BUNGED needed flesh—to en- le remedy, intended UP THESE EARS, rich the blood — take . and elderly people, WHENCE “HE Dr. Pierce's Golden . such a mild, safe NAME, Medical Discovery. By “RADIO EARS.” restoring the normal ac- has proven its worth tion of the stomach and vrgest selling liquid other deranged organs on the confidence of and functions, it builds it to get relief from . the flesh up to a safe and healthy standard — promptly, pleasantly and naturally. The weak, emaciated, thin, pale and puny, are made strong, | plump, round, rosy and robust, also pimples and blotches are driven away. Read this comment: “I habitually con- stipated until I took Dr. F e's Golden Med- ical Discovery and it has r me of my di gestive trouble, my food digests naturally, and my liver has become active. I take an occa- sional bottle of the ‘Discovery’ to keep me in this healthy condition and it never fails.""— Mrs. Jos. S. Snyder, Route 3, Canton, Ohio. All druggists. Fluid or tablets. Send 10c for trial pkg. to Dr. Pierce's Invalids Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y. 35,000 benefited by reading " “BLOOD CELL IN- ; TELLIGENCE” book, mailed Free to any per- son suffering from Ane- mia, Asthma, Diabetes, Rheumatism, Kidney and Stomach Trouble, te % High Blood Pressure I or any Blood Disease. PITTSBURGH RESEARCH LABORATORY 6th Ficor Keenan Bldg. Pittsburgh. Pa. ass, flatulence, indi- etite and sleep, bad olds, fevers. At your e e “Syrup Pepsin,” lo, Illinois, for free BETCHA CHICK SWwIPED THAT STUFF. ITS AWONDER HE WOULDN'T Buy SOMETHIN’ ONCE Iy AWHILE J THERES NO BODY MINDIN® THE STAND, BUT | WON'T SWIPE NOTHIN'-'CAUS E YA CAN'T TELL WHOS WATCHIN NOW. ~ |Clancy Kids An Ounce of Wisdom Is Better than a Hand of Bananas ckly removed with- knife or firing iron. sorbinereducesthem nently and leaves no hes. Will not blister ove the hair. Horse nent. At druggistsor e book 6-8 free, yrse had largest shoe boil 1 rould not have thought that Ay 50 completely,” RBINE CXR TOR Le a he nan St., Springfield, Mass. hd = RS 3 ; 4 OUP REMEDY PERCY L.CROSBY RAR 0 by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate Q
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