RIN y try a Bayer Aspirin spirin is very efficient, imatism and lumbago! Aspirin to children— nk of Aspirin. + The x and on every tablet. r Aspirin; e heart ceticacidester of Salicylicacid eter Heavy dessert, seems to me.” cake and brick ice cream.” 1 expedition to the Antarctie r several houses in section® be set up to form a village eighty inhabitants. ® stipated? Take NR=— REMEDY—tonight safe, all-vegetable ou'll feel fine in r. Promptly and ids the system 2] poisons that wches —25¢. TO NIGHT TC-MORROW ALRIGHT Sale at All Druggists a LTE educes strained, puffy, hangitis, poll evil, fistula, gs. Stops lameness and leals sores, cuts, bruises, Does not blister or re- orse can be worked whila druggists, or $2.50 poste be your case for special Horse book 5-S free. writes: ‘‘Have tried every~ applications of Absorbine, r gone, Thank you for the Its obtained. *‘I will recom= le to my neighbors”’, Fe: BIR ADE MARK REG.U.S. PAT.OFF,. = HEN ured, a n. re gums and many skin dis local application. $1 a bottle faction or your money re- nt literature onrequest, Write NTIFIC MFG. CO. SCRANTON, PA. Rheumatism! Write RHEUMA- iy, Ft. Worth, Tex., for Dollar e RHEUMA-NOX. rheumatic 1efited remit for me. Standards Differ —That car's rold. (unconvinced) —Must be v heavier than it looks. se———— worth its ny pless chts!” s. King: to Come) on from Ca- my sleepless * [So many is way.] “A PE-RU-NA ew person.” ick relief is ver the fact E-RU-NA!" ndianapolis, lks are too. - —you’ll find {om— THE PATTON COURIER By F. O. Alexander (® by Westera Newspaper Union.) "FINNEY OF THE FORCE FAITH, A MAN CAN'T GIT INTER CASSIDY'S BARBER SNOP THESE DAYS FER ME LOIKES AV THE BOB- HAIRED \JADIES rerim IT USETER BE A FEW AV US MEN CUD SET AROUN' SWAPPIN' STHORIES AN'ARGUIN' PRO AN' CON By Osborne © by Western Newspaper Union) THE FEATHERHEADS Definitions ARGUIN' PRO AN CON MAANS WAN AV YE2 SAYS SOMETHIN'S SO AN’ THE OMER FELLA CALLS MA LIAR. | ies ye SEE “Pro an’ con's OPPOSITES « LOIKE IN Felix Studies His Part GONTA BE BUSY ALL NIGHT, MAMA THERE FOR A HE'S BEEN SETTING WEEKS ALREADY TAT Lon. eeooy | JUST A COUPLE OF HOURS T THINK- YOU MEAN ! LOOKIN FUNNY AN MAKIN WS MOUTH Go ALL THIS WELL WHATS HE | DON’ JEST SETTIN THERE | (Copyright, W.N. U.) MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL By Charles Sughroe HIS LINES DEAR, FOR A PLAY HES IN) sens . Bom i OLE PLA? IN BE © - HE SAYS “HIS REV'RENCE THE LAWD BISHAWP oF LONDON / THIS 1S ARI, THE SORT © OF WEATHER | ENJOY 5S CLEAR AND SNAPPY NER | (Copyright, W. N. U.) bos “THE BLOOD TINGLE —t SH?) SZ /-7: PEOPLE WHO DONT CLEAN THEIR SIDEWALK © Western Newspaper Union From an Editor’s Viewpoint She Conic Slip TAKES ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE “TO MAKE A WORLD, “HEM SAY, BUY | NEVER GOULD SEE —— ANY USE FOR ‘THE FOLKS WHO READ A = CI DAILY, YET NEVER SUBSCRIBE TO THEIR.” aw sez OWS HOME PAPER = : g LIKE A WATCH HE z = WITHOUY A in = MAINSPRING = PREGENY “THE PAPER CRIME WANE MAKES THE 2 OWN GO Yoo MANY GOOD LAWERS " \f THE EDITOR WOULD SHUT UP SHOP AND GO) ON A YEARS VACATION, “THEY'D BLAME SOON FIND OUT THAT A TOWH WITHOUT A = NEWSPAPER 1S SUCH A COMMUN NO WAY “TO SPR THE NEWS, AND MERCHANTS WO THINGS FOR MISS “THE ADVERTISING COLUMNS TO SEU THEIR WARES = AND “THE GENERAL BOOSYING FOR ALL PUBLIC GOOD WHICH \S PARY OF &V'RY GOOD PAPER. | CANTY IMAGINE A PLACE WITHOULY A NEWSPAPER = THERE'D BE NOTHING PEPPY ABOUT = EAD THE VLD THE BUY PSHAW! WHY BOTHER MY HEAD ABOUY THE DEAD OMNES, WHEN “THERE ARE PLENTY OF | EOLKS WHO DO APPRECIATE AND SUPPORY “THEIR HOME NEWSPAPER. { a VPGHPoE How DID You EVER GET YOURSELF IN THE ® by the McClursa Newspaper Syndicate f | ly 1 TH! pion ¥ ¢ i? DIDN'T 1 TELLYOU ' NEVER TO PLAY WITH CE Kips? rn | give a few drops of plain Castoria. No | sooner done than Baby is soothed: re- | cannot pat | ready for the crueler pangs of colic, or When your Children Cry for It Baby has little upsets at times. All your care cannot prevent them, But you can be prepared. Then you can do what any experienced nurse would do—what most physicians would tell you to do— lief is just a matter of moments. Yet you have eased your child without use of a single doubtful drug; Castoria is vegetable, So it's safe to use as often as an infant has any little pain you away. And it's always constipation or diarrhea; effective, too, | bottles were bought last year. | | | | | | | | simo. | sick or they're well. | eulties | alter this condition, and it burns the | tralize the | tell the public to use Phillips Milk ot | scriptional product. | After waiting a while, he asked why for older children. Twerby-five million FCT iA CASTORIA HOXSIE’S GROUP REMEDY No opium, no nausea. 650 cents at druggists, ox KELLS CO., NEWBURGH, N. Y. Great Composers Who Had Huge Appetites Some great composers have almost starved for lack of means to feed themselves properly. Other great com- posers have been famous gourmands. Itossini is said to have presented his portrait to a provision merchant with these words written on it: *‘To my stomach’s best friend.” Dussek was so huge an eater that he sometimes was provided by his patron with three seats at table. Handel, too, was a man of appetite. He is said to have ordered at an inn dinner for three. The it was not brought. waiter an- swered: We are waiting, sir, till the company arrives,” And Handel re- plied: “Bring up de dinner prestis- I am de gompany.” Can’t Be Done “Get a new body and have your top repaired,” says an advertisement. Don’t you wish you might?—Houston Post-Dispatch. folks can't be half-sick and complaining around. They are either Some A idit The common cause of digestive diffi is excess acid. Soda cannot stomach, Something that will neu acidity is the sensible thing to take, That is why physicians Magnesia. One spoonful of this delightful prep aration can neutralize many times ifs volume in acid, It acts instantly; re- lief is quick, and very apparent. All gas is dispelled; all sourness is soon gone; the whole system is sweetened, Do try this perfect anti-acid, and re- member it is just as good for children, too, and pleasant for them to take. Any drug store has the genuine, pre- HILLIPS Milk of Mag 8 Write tods aX K ' SCHWEGLER'S HATCHERY 215 NORTHAMPTON. 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