THE PATTON COURIER : Worth a Week’s Work _ et. / Tamed FER. | (DAT MUGGS MULGOONEY, “FINNEY OF THE FORCE 1.0: Acsnier PLUKEY, NE owe! or SEE VEVE TURNED OVER A NEW LAAF AN WAVE STarleD To WORRUK FER A DAYCINT NoW wHY DO YE BE QUITTIN A JIST WHIN VERE YES- AN WELL BE HAVIN To SPEND ver ¥20 INA COURT WELL NOW YE2 KNOW WHY LIVIN' + CONGRATHFRLATIONS DATS wy / FER DISTHURBIN' THE PAACE AN’ ASSAULT AN' BATTRY./ By Osborne ® by Western Newspaper Union I'M WORKIN To SAVE TWENTY THE FEATHERHEADS I MIGHT HAVE KNOWN ID GET IN LINE BEHIND SOME FUSSY TOO MANY CALORIES - ETS SEE NOW * Tsk Tsk > —] FOOD SHOPPERS #- LOOK HERE! =| #1 GUESS TLL HAVE SALAD-NOZ- ee THE FELLOW HE = THE 02a oF "SLOW" MOVIES op \— 7 PTE IN A LADIES’ AID CAFETERIA? LOOK AT ‘ER STUDY THOSE BUTTER SQUARES Z. 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RUFUS HE WiLL BE DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE THESE ADS WONT BE TELLING FOLKS THAT "IY DONT PAY TO ADVERTISE!” ADVERTISING CAN ACCOMPLISH MIRACLES, BUY IY CANY RAISE : HE DEAD! WY 4 The Retort By :: PERCY L.CROSB Copyright, by the McClurg Newspaper Syndichte ARE You BLOWING LA : ME TELL You SOMETHING? 50 OUT AND WASH: T BN Trt — TIMMEEE | f | | — { OLD FOLKS SAY DR. CALDWELL WAS RIGHT 039) SOO oa 0% The basis of treating sickness has not changed since Dr. Caldwell left Medical College in 1875, nor since he placed on ‘he market the laxative prescription he 1ad used in his practice. He treated constipation, biliousness, 1eadaches, mental depression, indigestion, our stomach and other indispositions ntirely by means of simple vegetable axatives, herbs and roots. These are till the basis of Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup ’epsin, a combination of senna and ther mild herbs, with pepsin. The simpler the remedy for constipa- ion, the safer for the child and for you. And as you can get results in a mild nd safe way by using Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin, why take chances with itrong drugs? A bottle will last several months, and ul ean use it. It is pleasant to the saste, gentle in action, and free from narcotics. Elderly people find it ideal. All drug stores have the generous bottles, or write “Syrup Pepsin,” Dept. BB, Monticello, Illinois, for free trial bottle. For Galled Horses Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh Money back for first bottle 1f not snited. All dealers, IE NERVES Do Not Neglect astor Koehig’s Nervine Has Been Used Successfully for over 40 years. Sold by all Drug Stores, Ask for FREE SAMPLE = KOENIG MEDICINE CO. == 1045 N. Wells St. CHICAGO, ILL BILIOUSNESS Sa. RELIEVED Ad QUICKLY EGOS] Cer wile Liver Pills ives Purely Vegetable Laxative By 3 wi move the bowels free from Un HRI and acid conditidn in the system. Remember they are a doctor’s prescription and can be given with absolute confidence to anybody. All Druggists 25¢ and 75¢c Red Packages. CARTER’S 1% PILY S Fifty-Fifty Laws. A division of labor makes for a hap- py race. Legislators pass the speed laws and the motorists pass them up. —Farm and Fireside. | “A MOTHER'S PROBLEM _ Is, how to treat her child who is peevish and fretty, yet not seriously sick. Many Mothers say they al- ways keep a package of Mother Gray’s Sweet 1 Powders on hand for g use when needed. They break up colds, relieve feverishness, worms, constipation, headache, teething disorders and stomach troubles, and act as a tonic to the whole system. ERs, Equally good for older A people. Sold by Drug- ANY SUBSTITUTE gists everywhere. Trial package sent Free. Address, THE MOTHER GRAY CO., Le Roy, N. Y. Dr IDKELLOGGSA TRADE MARR fl rest assured by using the remedy that § ff has helped thousands of sufferers. A @\ 25 cents and $1.00 at druggists. J @ If unable to obtain, write direct to: 44 %\ NORTHROP & LYMAN CO., Inc. ah Buffalo, New York Garfield Tea THE MISSUS GETS 7/7 THE IDEA THAT 4, 7) : WONT LOOK “THE "i York Evening Post, * SHE NEEDS A TH, SITUATION IN “THE “I the turkey to the pl: NEW FUR COAT 7) FACE , Was Your the Thanksgiving din ’ 7 QUARLES Grandmother's Remedy entirely owing to its Ul For every stomach and intestinal ill, This good old-fashs ioned herb home and other deranges ments of the syse tem so prevalent these days is in even greater favor as a family medicine (than in your grandmother's day. n Cruise MEDITERRAN EAN giouise | ss “Transylvania sailing Jan. 20 | Clark's 25th cruise, 66 days, including Madeira, | Canary Islands, Casablanca, Rabat, Capital of | Morocco, Spain, Algiers, Malta, Athens, Cone stantinople, 15 days Palestineand Egypt, Italy, | By ELMO SC HE eagle | Nervousness aid (rritability | day whe Sleeplessness day is tl Novembe casion th temporar his place is taken leagris Americans’ which he is knowr but the average Ar terested in him for er than ornithologi him simply as “the Thanksgiving day key.” The turkey is a f fcan” and therefore that he should be o ; pain and unpleasant after symbols of this t m BE ABLE To effects. hey relieve the system - © constipa- > hse or v IV os tion poisons which many times cause a sour festival day. Wher arrived on this con wild turkeys in grea he was one of the is proved by the f: in fossil deposits sl prehistoric origin. partially domesticate what appears to hi places for domestic found attached to dwellings in excavat centuries of age. The turkey’'s ass Thanksgiving dinner very first celebratio Of that first Thank in 1621 in “Plymoutl Pilgrims,” Edward W ticipated in the thre of thanksgiving pro William Bradford, w: land as follows: “Our harvest bein Governor sent foure that so we might afte manner rejoyce toget gathered in the fruit they foure in one da fowle, as with a li served the company at which time amon; THE "BUSINESS DIRECTORY "PROGRAM" “TOWN CUSTOMERS LIKE A LIVE MERCHANT INSTEAD OF A HIS STORE LOOKS LIKE “THE HOLD “THE tions, we exercised. ¢ THERMOMETER |' AND “SIGN BOARD' SCHEMES EVER SLEEP WALKER = “THE LIFELESS WAY WE SHUFFLES ‘OLD CURIOSITY SHOP!" IF CUSTOMERS of the Indians com! INTRODUCED INTO “THIS AROUND 18 HE WOULD ONLY DISPLAY HEM GEY and amongst the pres TOWN BN "HERE-TODAY MADDENING HIS GOODS ATTRACTIVELY, FOR. HIM, 4 REMEDY \ King Massasoyt, wi AND-GONE TO A BUNER FIX UP HIS SHOW WINDOW AND SOON ¥ No need to spend restless, sleepless men, whom for three TOMORROW NICE AND SHOW A LITTLE RUFUS WiLL nights. Irritation quickly relieved and tained and feasted, ar and killed five Dee brought to the Pla gtowed on our Govern Captaine (Standish) There is no doubt tl the “fowle” at this fe tive wild turkey. Hon to Mary Austin, writ portance to the first Al giving day; it is a trib making instinct of the who made the turkey \, 17 x OH |s- : S LOOKS, oh ey that association of me IS THAT HE remedy for constis ee ish R | v — > —— a : a brethren which is in i | RL Te, 50? WELL, LE M Y MOTHER DOESN'T Pasion, scomach jis the human idea of hor } § domesticated the turke feathers, which they have no doubt that the wife, arriving chickenle feeling of being at | The Sacred | Te | “wn i Riviera, Cherbourg, (Paris), Includes hotels, The pnmpkin, or guides, Immo, ete, | | read in Peters’ “Gene orwvay-| i . 1 . 3: ” 3 y-Mediterranean, June 29, 1929; $660 up | Connecticut,” publishe FRANK ©, CLARK, Times E1dg., N.Y. PARKER’S HAIR BALSAM RemovesDandruff-StopsHairFalling] Restores Color and . Beauty to Gray and Faded Hair] 60c. and $1.00 at Druggists, Xi Wy LZ Hiscox Chem, Wis. Patchogue, N. Y. FLORESTON SHAMPOO-Ideal for use in connection with Parker's Hair Balsam. Makes the hair soft and fluffy. 50 cents by mail or at drugs «iste, Hiscox Chemical Works, Patchogue, N. Xe one of the greatest hles sacred in New Englan are made beer, bread, molasses, vinegar and, ing days, ples. as a subs the blue ‘laws brand as minced pies. The same author exp
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