THE PATTON COURIER If It Kills Him By Osborne \ THE FEATHERHEADS .. 22%. ~ - ppm] | sen, . RE FELIX: pe, DANCE / 4 oH THAT MEANS HEAVENS . 3 pou Px To A HOT NIGHT 4 -| /CHANGING INTO A LETS Go BEFORE WE 1 (1x AND- AND- MEY 4/1 \NOWADAYS ITS A WONDER fied FUL NIGHT FELIX /- LETS SIT DOWN ~ YOURE PERSPIRING TER: cLuB, BuTerrLy! GREAT GUNS, FANNY WHERE DID ou GET AN IDEAR LIKE THAT, THE FUZZY WOZZY NIGHT CLUB AND IT WouLD BE SO MucH FUN To DANCE “+ Adeift Mei, Humor HER STRONG POINT YouR 10EAR. KEEP ON GOING | Employer (interviewing would-be | lady clerk)—Where were you last em- ployed? Girl—In a doll factory. Employer—Doll factory? | you do there? | Girl—I was making eyes. =i Employer—Very well, you're hired, | but don't demonstrate your capabili- | ties when my wife is about. me time it takes a dose of 1g a little temporary relief What did | | | | d sour stomach, Phillips nesia has acidity complete- and the digestive organs ized. Once you have tried f relief you will cease to t your diet and experience dom in eating. FINNEY OF THE FORCE By F. O. Alexander (@ by Western Newspaper Union.) { -— : le ! ’s Right sant preparation is just as ily / | That’s Rig : Ten 1 FAUT AN IT TAKES (Il YERE GOIN To HAVE 1S MORE FOLKS WHO |! Ww ; ‘at: worse studyi ldren, too. se it when- wi : \ . I A Bridget and Pat were studying the 1 j dh or Dr: A PRESAYDINSHOL YAAR FER i iy A CANDIDATE: FER TE Wie DONT GO AROUN TELLIN \ Ht 1 go nw of compensation. 4% © : VEZ To HEAR ALL THATS WRONG |||] AoLSE, EVE GOT To DIG UP EZ WHAT TE country [1 law of com i, Lm d of a sweetener. Physi- WITH YER. COUNTURY ~+vves /] [| LOT AV FAULTS WIT THE GOVE e- NAADS #/ \ | “Accordin’ to this,” said Bridget, ell you that every spoon- ) 1. "\ MINT SO HE KIN PROMISE To 1 ( | “whin a man foses one sense his oth- ips Milk of Magnesia neu- N11! I] STAMP 'EM OUT ers are more developed. iy times its volume in acid, Wind | “Sure an’ Oi've noticed it,” ex- uine, the name Phillips ig | claimed Pat. “Whin a man has one Imitations do not act the leg shorter than the other, begorra, | [he other's longer.” { IPs | CASTS ’EM IN THE SHADE = & | idated Operations ‘ ster, Mass, says the Bos- i hree generations of Fred { st their tonsils within the : minutes. Fred Halstead, | his son, Fred, Jr., twenty- § s grandson, Fred III, four f, were the three who ily event of what might nticred inadenis i She—*"Your brother casts all other . business men in the shade? Remark- k From Coal : able, 1 think.” He—“Well, at least ' by-products from coal at i all those who use his goods—he's a lant is viscose artificial i window blind manufacturer.” tons of which were pro- : rear, The amount is ex- i Eternal Dissatisfaction gonbled het new fae i Let’s talk about the weather, mpleted in 1929. Benzine ! AS scasons drift along; n extracted. 7 And lift the shout together, “ i D Whniever Is, Is Wrong!” v . 5 ww rood Advice : y F trotibles soatioreds” : Our Fellow Creatures S SCE B Her Husband—What do you want ‘em hold a convention : with a horse? We have two cars and p ¢ # i % pi veal urier-Journal, i you don’t ride horseback. ie ! Mrs. Goodsole—l know that. But her Exclusive i horses are becoming so scarce each Tam—What arty a member of our Good Deeds club has an wat party oes : pledged herself to keep at least one | belong to? the party. ion has sailed from New lge the ocean bottom in "the Azores, seeking the st continent of Atlantis. etty women marry home- cause the homely men course. ) DURING IDLE AGE ook Lydia E. Pink- getable Compound olo—“I have taken six dia. E. Pinkham’s Vege- table Compound and will take more. ¥ am tak- ing it as a tonie to help me through the Change of Life and I am telling many of my friends to take it as I found noth- ing before this to cf JCROP MOVEMENT (Copyright, W. N. U.) (Copyright, W.N. U.) TTIHME, GET UP! (T'S EIGHT lo'ceoek. DONT LET ME CALL Lr | Aw, RIGAT- I'« - B-2-2-2-"2- OP. MAM A.CAN [HAVE TIMMIES BUCKWHEAT CAKES 7 HE AINT GETTING Noor - Ny NRW =a SENS KiD You LEAVE THOSE! BUCKWHEAT CAKES ALONE! YA DARN We eos | plied, | | | horse to feed the starving horseflies. 1 Well Enough “ney across the table restaurant, the and the gold They were seated from each other in the wealthy octogenarian digger. “Will you marry me if 1 have my health rejuvenated?’ he asked. “I'll marry you, all right,” she re- “put you leave your health the » way it is. In Love “Why is Eloise on the telescope?” “Aw, she’s looking for a letter by alr mail.” NO MEN OR WOMEN BORN roof with a help me. I had so many bad SR ight that I could not 7 ar | Visitor—"How many men and » two years I could not NN Via : Inet vourd” n because I was afraid 6) 0 | women were born here last year? y mother took the Vege- J) = | Native—“None, but the number of nd years ago with good NE babies was quite large. ow I am taking it dur- 1ige of Life and recom- RS. T. A. MILLER, 1611 » Denver, Colorado. Takes Census on of Turkey, according Buddie Knows How to Get a “Rise” Out of Timmie | Unappreciated Menu | For proper bait | was inclined; | The price 1 paid was plenty, sure. 1 hung around for hours to find A fish that was an Epicure, | | The re Grand Scals | Mrs. lished by the director , PERCY SBY ased on the latest cen- By PI A AN 2 imma] Howard—When my daughter 75 inhabitants. Of this JCopyauyc,uy the SivGiais Newser first warried she lived at the rate of 06 live in Turkey in a es — | fifty thousand a year. 2,615,960 in Turkey in z Mrs. Jay—How longz did they keep wr ’ By Charles Sughroe I the Bi Tom Bo |i w: rz MICKIE, HE PRINTER N DEVIL © Westen Newspaper y 8 ’ oe Howard—Tor their seven-day 7 { uch hard work that fit 10 he ) [aw & GOOD BUSINESS | \ = NOPE = NOT ME = ~ — wedding trip. bE itor ¢ | OPENINGS FOR A { I~ (roks ARE T00 NOSEM | KNOW THEM WOULDNY | mecain L ’ > cE J | In the Suburbs a WORKER : = Z~| IN A SMALL PLA i ET ME ALONE — | —— ¥ ] BusY re LIKE THIS = L J pe \ “TRY NOY YO. “That's my place you see over = 3 THIS TOWN GO PND SEE THE 2 e \ there—the house and the garage close ol a Burn I's Balsam of Myrrh bottle if not suited. All Sealers. BLOOD REMEDY : Hy heumatism, dropsy, eancer, DET £ TOE Gel CHAMBER OF COMMERCE m SECRETRRM 4 \ 2) SS > GURE THEY WOULDH A JUST SO MOL GO ABOUT) Na JOUR BUSINESS AND 'M A BURGLAR | by. “Which is the garage, old man?” Enumerating the Things Miss Dill—Don’t think I'm as stupid CeIn t2pe worms, stomach f | I 1 Pep. King of Roots cleans YURB Hi | as re. 1 know a thing or two. eek, follow with 30 Barks DONNY Dg 80D | as You ure . y a < 3 und on Blood. Te SLimonials EVERM [ Mr. Hollownut—You know a thing rite at once to R. I. Big= | 9 ? 15 5th St., Huntingdon, Pa, | or two? What, f'r instance inted k | Miss Dill—Well, you're one of them SY Dinted Books | and then there are several more at substantial cash prices, x Market Sq., Harrisburg, Pa, simps like you. - i ———— — oultry farms, 10 acre tracts, SON THIS trade for stocks merchan- “THE REASON : Eves Front Write quick, ¥lorida Lands MAN LOOKS LIK a ey St, Jacksomville, Fla. THIS 18 BECAUSE ‘1 got all turned around coming out - - TIN 2rno YU AMBITIOUS? He wg gsvreg, home this afternoon.’ Directory, 10c coi aw "3 “No wonder. You sbyuldn't gaze b, FAYE PTEVILLE, "ARK, CGH BOR'S at the girls so much.” Saves. Ti
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