THE PATTON COURIER -s By F. O. Alexander Newenapes Vion) (DW Western { “FINNEY OF THE FORCE J a “SURE, LOOK AT THE WHATS A FEW =>" NAW HES A PROFESSIONUL AV COURSE, , — ' . CASSIDY, OI SHUDNT | Re FONANSHUL WORRIES?! IXPRESJION IN BISEYES: {77 NAW, CASSIDY. HUMORIST ‘THINKN BE GRUMBLIN', THERES 3 B WHY JIST LOOK AT THAT AN AV HIS MOUTH FAITH. 1% o) know THE UP SOMETHIN’ TO MAKE MICHAEL THERES A MAN IN FOLKS LAUGH / _THROULBLE / THM WHOSE GOT TEN PORE FELLER OVER. TOMES THE THROLBLE OI'VE GOT THEIR CHOICE In a recent intelligence test given in a high sehool there was this sen- tence: ( “A mother is — than her daugh- \ ND) ” r : wy i rords ter. Underneath were the words, “wiser, taller, older,” and the pupil nothing quite like Bayer Ul sorts of aches and) ure it is genuine Bayer; ist be on the package, PA . was supposed to fill in the blank in : sBbntonce witl he St § ropri- tablet. Bayer is genu- 5 = | the se ntence with the most approg vord genuine—in red— - De ate of the words. Did they do it? Fully half the class | ianored the given words altogether and filled in the sentence to read: “A mother is more wrinkled than her daughter.”—Springfield Union. x. You can't go wrong t look. at the box when THE FEATHERHEADS Sl Orne /RLX = LOoY x TiS PACKAGE THAT CAME HERE TO-DAY: 24 BOITLES OF CHEAP PERFUME ~ I CERTAIN - LY DIDNT SEND FOR / 7 7 Sold! pa / SOMEONE HE MIGHT BE RIGHT [ TROING To HIGH - | PRESSURE US INTO BUYING "SOMETHING WE DON'T WANT— THROW (IT OUT AND DID ROU WRITE FOR THAT PERFUME ¢ THAT COMES To | FOUR-FIFTY, DAD nn GEE THANKS /.. THAT. /Aq OADOYh. pvoy KNOW WHAT I'M GONTA A COMPLETE MOVING PITCHER MACHINE / IRE ANY OF THAT STUFF / \ MY HAVIN Py LET ‘eM TRY TO GET FOR SELLING SOME Shues NS =>, coueeT/’ EXQUISITE PERFUME 2 +++ + To PEODLE IT. / angel in disguise. She—You may Be right—it's a com- | plete disguise. - He—She's an Superfluous Advice “Oh, be not hasty, friend,” 1 cried, = ig a i BR TE BRE ii} “Think twice o'er all you utter.” “I cannot help it,” he replied, » Heartburn I [] “I stut-tut-tut-tutter.” g over-acidity, nor- Our Pet P. A Hundred Per Center . stion and quickly to] eeve |] | “You say he is a typical American gerne | »atriot, but what do you mean by usea and other die 1) = I T [1 | bat?’ * SORRY BILL, | UL HELLO HARRY, WELL, | TELL YOU : ers. Safe. Pleasant. | 3 / ~/ 7 - S z i “That he hangs out the flag on . J | |e SOME WORK \ CANT €0 THS OSCAR | HAVE holidays if reminded of it, hums the s Digestion and { T0 DO THAT MUST : PE AFTERNOON — NOPE, AN IMPORTANT national anthem after the second # the Breath A | 1AKEN CARE OF RIGHT NOTHINE DOING | ENGAGEMENT =YES line, forgets to register and kicks 2] | La PIER AWAY ~ Ty about the men the others have voted 8 BE) l 7d A rr “Rp / 2 into office.” ’ INDIGESTION | N ; ENTS | Terribly Abused be [3] BELL-ANS x “Opposition! Opposition!” she cried ’{ Hot water Vt distractedly. “I've met with nothing =| Sure Relief else all my life.” { “What's the matter, dear?’ Iin- ANS on quired her friend. ry “My parents objected when I want- IGESTION ed to marry him, and now he kicks because I want a divorce.” “KAGES EVERYWHERE l Thing [ tell you what to do wctory hushand? hoot.—Life. Good Method Mrs. Mugg—Do you believe in auto- GE HELLO MA, I'LL BE HOME EARLY AN’ suggestion? Mrs. Gugg—Well, that’s how we got | 3 our car. J “How was that?" » ever get so full of | “Hoy wa that? ne : | TY quoceste , c aye v have no room for | ) I suggested it to my isband every | /] | day and every night until he finally | bought one.” et ll £ pertains acme A Happy Widow I know happy. a widow who is supremely When widows weep from loneliness, continues to smile. And I do not blame her: I knew her Lusband, an‘exceeding disa- greeable man.—I3. W. Howe's Monthly. other she depends B05 136 . et —— IN THE FLAT The GREAT | OPEN SPACES | ’ 7 & ctive with Le (Copyright, W. N.U) 2 & bed | INDIAN [] ————— ee te —_— Ea TTT SEE 8 ji =a ~ er . re ? — Noe 8 ) > By Charles Sughroe Lon L A HILL 7 > .| MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL iis es A Tonic ee £3 20 4 VACATION, EN2 WHAT “TH' KIDS NOW DAYS | 77 GEE =| KNEW \T= eA : 23 == Baa Gap llown — fe|| Tens man Ee eae (ene vem ov : 5 : \ 3st Foousaness CRAM HA| | PresioENTS OF THE UNITED STATES, | SOUD HAE Hem “THREE OR FOUR. JST FOOLISHNESS SRAR R (Ton Ray i JE ve How PRESIDENTS =. Ey 2% ean Tx ; [EDY GP Tn CARY TN Pont am Ln EN t fe d restless, sleepless quickly relieved and ing the remedy that sands of sufferers. .00 at druggists. in, write direct to: .YMAN CO.,, Inc., = rooms are so small [ Wifie—These haven’t room to press my clothes. Hubby—You should use a flat iron, WHY, WASHINGTON See" ? % ER-ER-LETS | (l= See = | SS 4 zr/ 74, NA \ i occ “Hy \' S | ) of course. AGUY | ENVY New York mh EA > h / reesample, 18 RUFLS AAEIVEEI2S Wa 2 / FOR HE'S RICH > NP Wana | YO Oh, ENOUGH ba 3 | | 5 on S a RE Eg Yo DRESS AS HE 11 3 W / “Qui JSNESS <u 3 ed Od = Bu ees = oh TJ a — — ELIEVED Sa, ob Babiez Don’t , « QUICKLY A : sr. ~~ Fnpies Shop Assistant—This doll is like ter’s Little Liver Pills > sa Ee QUGHRE a real baby. It will close its eyes rely Vegetable Laxative and go to sleep when you lay it ve thapowsls free from | o—— — —— SU { down. pi Sarat shee | ™ 2M pi Weary Parent—But I thought you any times cause a sour ! ‘ at lil ee e—————————————— 7 Do ALIZE} y ih er said it was like a real baby? ars The Col ly 1 [eRe Toon This OH, DAT Tile MesTING a ue eo DoE ne sin anybody, . I i | DELECTABLE HOUR Ea MEANS TO MEP F% 2% fi i LICHT According to Plan o i : - Z= rz Fr ! i - $role E { ik { WOULD NEVER RIVE- | ) Ey - ii fi Do you think your dad would say IEE PILLS Clancy Kids | § 1 eee AR > > rk XR li li anything if I told him we were ind 8 i iff x y : i to be ma n Peery’s “Dead Shot" . 3 if} > E “ x w. but | fancy he'd sav ub the stomach and There Was Timmie Ls 4 ( La I ney Ded irgative necessary, : Er someting you told him we weren't.” ota. Sou, When the Lights cr Went Out Exception “Doctor Lewin has found out that men’s intelligence can be judged by | their collars—the lower the collars { the higher the intelligence.” i { “Who is Doctor Lewin?” : “That man with the high collar.” 0 3 hi Reason Enough | A fl Gilbert—Never tell a girl you love [NE 4% her. A 1 Gordon—Why not? PERCY L. CROSBY 7 \\ il 4 Gilbert—She'll probably believe © by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate we : | | you.
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