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If knew what Mother Péwders would do for no family would ever m for use when needed. , are so easy and pleas- nd so effective in their nothers who once use ell others about them. a night of worry, by kage at your druggist ackage sent FREE. r Gray Co., Le Roy, N. Y. IMPROVED . « « QUICKLY Carter's Little Liver Pills Purely Vegetable Laxative move the bowels free fron? pain and unpleasant after lieve the system of constipa~ ch many times cause pimples. are a doctor’s prescriptions en by the entire family: c and 75c Red Packages. R'S IZ: PILLS table Method Overcomes 1istipation egetable method of overs pation, Doctors recom=+ tearing your insides out mineral purgatives and laxatives. The best way tural bowel regularity is use of Wright's Indian . Their action is purely they do not create the e habit, At druggists or N,-Y. ‘City. kJ INDIAN STR Rania in ] (Copyright, W.N.UT— You BYES RUNNI THE. FEATHERHEADS By Osbome were WHERE ARE WITH THAT OICE- | CRARM CoNTAINER N' EE ——— AW FINNEY - LETS TAKE JUST ONE PEEK AT WHAT FLAVOR (T IS ANY WAY: ol Saw YE2 WP AROUND THE PRISAYDINTS HOME WHERE THEYRE HOLDIY =\ THAT RAYCIPSHIN » BEGORRY, AGYE2 KIN LUG IT ROIGHT f= OH-o4 FINNEY THE PATTON COURIER By F. O. Alexander (@ by Western Ne wspaper Un T™M A SaJoVAGUN I! LISTEN E To TIS NOTE Mo v fous - Coen Year af alc is fina. Sema bos, Bea WO rRmove, Hedi ed 5 plac ik : . my Bons Bo ee . Prexy Turns the Tables CS WA HA! XS SICH SMART BYES - PLAYIN JOKES ON A STCHOORID COLLIE | F— ——— PRISAYDINT / = | GIT ALONG WITH The Feminine Touch [ ~— >") [ > i | > 7 NN \ SO AN » gd : / I SUPROSE AIL THAT i / PATTIAIG AND FUSSING- —{ ARAUND 1S WHAT $20 CALL "THE FEMININE ToucH / ye I SUPRSSE IF You Took A PILLOW OUT To A PIG-STY AND PATTED (T TWENTY. FIVE TIMES, THE PLACE WOULD CHANGE IO A SWEET SCEED SPAN; SB PATo- \ — Ty [| { wWhaTVER bu CALL | IT 1\ JUST TRYING To SAVE THIS HOUSE FROM LOOKWG LIKE A HOG: oN \ N Gq’ omen Yn, — rm mire NOT IF A PG was STiLL nN THE STw/ Now SEE HERE FANNY JUST How DID You MEAN THAT, LAST CRACK 2 2 ype A (Copyri, MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL By Charles Sughroe O Western Newspaper Union The Editor Soliloquizes 79 Ge JUST FOOLISHNESS SEITE Ww STH! ONIN GUY WHO UATES TO SEE SPRING COME —0— ME “(RADED WS CAR FoR A $400 COONSKIN €ont “THE YEAR \S YOUNG NET, BUT ALREADY \ CAN SEE SEVERAL NEWS \'TEMS GETTING READY TO HAPPEN = AN EDITOR GETS PRETTY WISE, STUDVING PEOPLE ALL THE TIME = AND | FEEL CERTAIN THAT AT LEAST ONE PAIR OF HEART- . BROKEN PARENTS WILL CALL TO ASK THAT NO MENTION BE MADE OF ‘AN UNFORTUNATE AFFAIR= PITY THEY DONT LOOK AFTER THEIR DAUGHTERS, INSTEAD OF LETTING ‘THEM RUM “TWE STREETS! AND IT WILL BE FUNNY \F A MERCHANT | KNOW DOESNT GO BUSTED=VET IF HE'D JUST GET BUSY FIX LP HIS STORE, DECORATE HIS SHOW WINDOWS, BRING HIS STOCK LP To DATE, AND ADVERTISE, HE COULD MAKE MONEY INSTEAD OF FURNISHING A BANKRUPTCY NOTICE FOR “THE PAPER = AND TWO OR THREE OF OUR “TOWNSMEN ARE DRINKING THEMSELVES TO DEATH = UNLESS ‘THEY LET UP I'LL EITMER Be WRITING OF THEIR BEING TAKEN TO HOSPITALS, OR THE CEMETERY == AMD SEVERAL OF OUR RECKLESS DRIVERS WILL FIGURE IN THE NEWS, EITHER IN THE OBITUARIES, “THE HOSPITAL CASES =OR IN DAMAGE SUITS = | CANT TELL YET= WHILE A DIVORCE = AMAYBE AAORE = WILL BE NQ SURPRISE TO ME. BY GOLLY THE WAY SOME MEN TREAT THEIR WIVES, ITS A WONDER THEY AINT MORE MURDERS = WELL, “THERE ARE SOME NEWS ITEMS GETTING READY TO HAPPEN = MAYBE A FEW WORDS LIKE THESE WILL NIP EM IN THE BUD 2 WHO KNOWS = = ae P= AY Well, Why Not? Clancy Kids PERCY L. CROSBY © by the McClure Newspaper Syndlcats a OWING TO THE FACT THAT HS TEAM STRUCK JUST BEFORE A BIG GAME TIMMIE UNDERTAKES THE TASK OF PLAYING THE ENTIRE OUTFIELD WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF AN INFIELD OF $CRUBS" | | 'LIFE'S LITTLE Je § WHY HE LEFT “What is there about me that In- terests you so much?” asked the call- er, irritably, “I was just looking at your ears,’ remarked five-year-old Flossie. “Well, what's the matter with them?’ demanded the caller. “Nothing that I can see,” replied the kid, “but mamma said they must ’a (been burning up the day you didn’t come to the club, but they don’t even look scorched, do they?” Then She Woke Up It was a lecture about modern wom- en—by one of them. “Do you know, she cried to her au- dience, “that our present style of sen sible clothing has reduced accidents on trams, trains and busses by at 50 per cent?” She paused to let this sink in, when a male voice from the rear boomed forth: “But why not do away with acci- ’ leas dents altogether? HEADING FOR COURT Hubby (savagely)—If this can’t be called quarreling, what shall we call it? Wifie quits. (stalking off)—Let’'s call it Citizen’s Privilege at, proud. > ate, th the crowd. To be a citizen is gre Assuring a positic If I can’t be : At least I'll Good Advice Producer singer at end the first (interrupting voice trial)—Does that miss? verse, “Good! Please do as it says!" Lots of Time Yet! Mabel—I must buy Doris a birthday present before it's too late. Harry—Oh, that clock is 15 minutes fast! simply Rabbit—I never had any with arithmetic at school. Turtle—No wonder, I always heard that rabbits multiplied very rapidly! troubie Laugh Heartily It takes a lot to cheer me up When I am in a hole, But that's a time I sure could smile Should I see a bank roll. On a Diet Steno (to impudent office boy)— Well, what's on your little, narrow mind now? Boy—You always make me think of Friday. Steno—And why? Joy—No meat. Wealth Heck—Wouldn’t you like to be rich enough to do as you piease? Peck—To be happy I'd have to be rich enough to do as my wife pleased. Fair Warning Mistress (to departing maid who has asked for a refer )2-0Of course Mary, I shall have to tell Mrs. Brown about your ungovernable temper Mary—Glad to have you, mum, It'll make her mind her p’ and q's. Evolution The Snob—The Fitz-Smythes come of very old stock. The Cynic—Yes. Their family tree goes back to the time when they lived in it.
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