THE PATTON COURIER ps WIFE FINNEY OF THE FORCE P1F.0: Alcanier T_T oy! is Atta Bo ® ft a eon sr iL Sons 7 1 aus 1 STRE : UA slg LTE Moke JUST DID, OFFICER YEZ HEARD THE (SURE I KAHICKED STiCK UP-GUR | | ! I 2 2 Some 1PM MAN wie 2 I GUH- SUH. GUN. GUHGUH« FOR. | a | Vin LUTTLE LAAD! SAWIN' ON THIS HERE I THOUGHT HE Wags. THE UNDER | dia E. Pinkham” : y LOG AN KICKED ME GUH-GUH » TRYIN Ly ab.P 1 ’ SMACK IN THE PANTS | STEAL THE SAL) FROM DORG/ 1 ble Compoun i \ DIDNT 'E SHORTY 2 > | - i “ | Va—"“My mother had i BE. Pinkham's Vegetable i Compound and ¥ ! decided to take ib i for my own trou- i bles and found ! | great relief. I was | | BACHELOR'S IDEAL hardly able tostand | op fy. Pest evine: Miss Spynster—I often think what a feel better than I | pity it is you have never married, Mr. have for several | Batch, years. I credit the | Mr, Batch—Really? Well, I have 1 Lydia E. Pinkham’s. | wished many times lately that I had a Ysgstable Some wife, ound with my : - eR Tih I have taken five Miss Shvssier (coyly) ; Have you? d I am now able to do Mr. Batch—Yes. If I had a wife she we and sewing, feed would have a sewing machige, and the milk the cow and tend sewing machine would have an oil- | feel fine.”—Mnrs. J. Cs 4 can, and I could take it te my office x 249, Schoolfield, Vite IM GolMG To CALL THANK MAMA |and oil the door. It squeaks dread- | fully. AD Bank HED BEIT To FOr SIX wiLL | A AWRY FREDDY, FOR You PLEASE / The Horseman \ THESE FoLR WON -/ A little lad was telling some of his 2A DERFUL MUFFINS boy friends about the wonderful uncle > { he had, and said: “Yes, ang you | should see him ride a horse!” His mother overheard this last re- mark and said: “Uncle can't ride a t horse, sonny.” The little boy replied: ‘You must be nristaken, mother. Uncle can ride {a horse. Do you think he would bet | on a horse that some one else rides!” tburn, sick jheadache, —New York Evening World, er-acidity and other di- orders quickly and sure- SMALL LOSS , Safe. Pleasant. Not a Send for free samples to Inc., Orangeburg, N.Y. lizes Digestion and cetens the Breath 6 BELLANS p — | Hot water, > ="| Sure Relief a OUR TEACHER WANTS al) LI-ANS \ KOW WY Kc Se | BN FROM SC | Ww SENT . i NDIGESTION XS ET | | ¢ PACKAGES EVERYWH AY A ememeermcet. RY ARN “Oh, gracious! What'll I do? Baby : a has swallowed a penny!” d intes- Fr “Aw, jes make it easy on yerself, ke away ™ Honey! A penny ain't much after » all.” 7 of life. | Er = | ad, if True bind There was a fellow named Hall, ] Who tell in the spring in the fall, withou < Twould tas been a sad ring Te | Had he died in the spring, KE | But he didn’t, he died in the fall, 3 | ts moai=Pills Getting Personal - 1 Mrs. Wifle—Don’t you know It's .TONIC-1AXATIV rrp? < very rude to whistle while you are erie 2s waiting on a lady? » N. Y. City. iting y? s or 372 Pearl St., N. Y. City. Grocer’'s Boy—Well, the guv-nor told — 5 me to do it when I served you.” Sound Logic | Mrs. W.—He told you to whistie? ppy Long Island husband Boy—Yes'm. He said if ever we wife out of a motor peat { sold you anything we'd have to whis- t succeeded in drowning | tle for the money, s.—Farm and Fireside. — RIFTIN question, a family skele- D G APART ancient enough, makes ® ear more romantic. (Copyright, W.N. U.) MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL ues Start the Press © Western Newspaper Union 2 // ? Te (omic Err : ' PRESS, BILL! BRING = Eo = BER as (eo 774 | rae PAGE = OPEN | Zz £ PER OFFICE = “THE | BOSS, HIRAM GOLDSWORTH, “THE | 7 LM \€, =F RR ee $5. ns Il BANKER, JUST FELL OFF WE |] UP THE FIRST COLUMN Pi BUT HE SKINNED wh J FORMS ARE ON “TW PRESS. “Ii Bogs DEPOT PLATFORM IN FRONY OF A A BIG STORY = \ SUPPOSE HIR NG ELBOW=YASEE | ' § LAM She—The y ay NEP, } RUN 1S GIVING THE FIRST PAPER OFF She—They were at sea when they | | \ 5 NSTANTLY, WAS . | were ie THINGS ROUND : “HE HASTY LP-AND- DOWA, EAST MOVING SWITCH ENGINE ! WAS KILLED INSTA TH' ENGINE WAS | were hurled. Ss AY MOUSE TH' PRESS “HE #5 WHICH ARE Q HE MICKIE 2? / | He—Now they are drifting apart. LOOKING FOR ERRORS, WHI WH AT z ! — Eu { I" a! S in | ; SCARCER “THAN HENS' TOOTH BRUSHES 4 Not the Thing { {mae Lawn = | | MOWER AND THIS WEEK = IN A MINUTE = | Yes, from the same canteen we drank; 3 — [Fon HE WILL HOLLER — Sgr LN | We fought in other climes. E is nothing quite like Bayer Lr “LETTER GO, = for all sorts of aches and 2 be sure it is genuine Bayer; e must be on the package, very tablet. Bayer is genus the word genuine—in red— | But doctors call it hanky-pank These sanitary times, | Which? “ Rub—TI've driven this car six years BILL" AND “THE BiG PRESS WiLL | RUMBLE LIKE | THE GUNS AT / >t / SW, = land never had a wrgek. ry box. You gas go Vins VERDUN = | Dub—You mean Jouve driven that ines x when | wreck six years and never had a car. jth sae BUT | | te WAIT A Modern Antique bd hI IRE | Dealer in Antiques—Yes, this cake | basket belonged to Queen Elizabeth | Customer—But it's labeled “Birming- ham!” | | Dealer—It was presented to her by the city, JUSTBECAUSE YOUROLD MANS AN | W. \¥. YA THINK YA CAN CALL A STRIKE WHENEVER YA PLEASE. C Aw! were po YAGET THAT STUFF? | COUNT A REACHED IT ITH A LADDER - His Technique Jones — No one can understand 3Jrown on the telephone, Smith—Of course not—he seems to think the mouthpiece is a drinking fountain. Ci Kid A reacidester of Salteylicacld hie Seattle's Mayor Has A’ Nothing on Timmie The Same to Him Zoo Visitor—Do you believe In evo- ution? Monkey Keeper—l can’t help ft. Sometimes | kinda forget where 1 am | and when 1 happen to look up I can't | decide whether I'm in the cages or outside, Strange Conduct “That heiress is going to marry a struggling young man,” | “If she's a sure enough heiress | PERCY L. CRUSBY © by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate | what's he struggling for?”
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