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MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL
THE PATTON COURIER
By Charles Sughroe
© Wester Newspaper Union
Poetry of the Game
A PIECE OF POETRY | ONCE READ,
ITGUESS IT WAS OLD "OMAR",
SAID "THE MOVING FINGER WRITES,
AND HAVING WRIT, MOVES ON" AND
GOES OM, NOR ALL YOUR TEARS,
NOR AW YOUR PIETY, CAN CANCEL
A SINGLE LINE OF IY." SOMETHING
LIKE THAT
AND | WAS THINKING HOW “THE
BIRTH, DEATH, MARRIAGE = =
DISASTER, SCANDAL, CRIME:
JOY AND SORROW = TIDINGS
OFFICE AND THE WAITING TYPE
WHICH TRANSLATES THEM INTO
THE PRINTED WORD = WHAT
WILL THE TYPES SAY NEXT
WEEK, NEXT MONTH, NEXT VEAR 2
OF ALL COME TO THE EDITORS -
AND SO | SIT HERE BY DAY
— WITH LIFTED PEN, WAITING =
WAITING = WAITING . '' “THE
MOVING FINGER WRITE
22% _=_
—
S= z
2
SHE WENT FROM
BAD TO WORSE
Down to 98 Pounds — Finally
Restored to Health by Lydia
E.Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compoun
ER BE o" ! - Cleveland, Ohio.—*After having my
OORING BUREAU ii Rat NEWSPAPER |S LIKE THE "MOVING WHAT WOULDNT WE GIVE To oe first baby, I lost
ilding CEICAGO AND
larged? Copies 80c for 6,
Sx10 enlargements froow
es 70¢, attractively mounts
nd printing—highest qual-
; 24 hour service,
JN STUDIO
- White Lake, N. ¥Y.
has H. Martin
METRIST
s Examined
sses Fitted
Professional Bldg.
ve.,, Pittsburgh, Pa.
Formerly of
D. T. Reed & Co.
snaps cueit me
Books and magazines
real bargain prices; chil«
ons; illus, cat. free.
th Ave., New York.
VIEE- PRESIDENT
FINGER." IT WRITES, BUT NEITHER
} NOR ANY MORTAL MAN KNOWS
WHAT \TS TEXT WILL BE = MY OWN
DEATH MAY BE -CHRON\CGLED IM
THE NEXT PRINTING OF THESE
COLUMNS =
ree es iets sste——— —
THE FEATHERHEADS
ie
FEATHERHEADS THE
NAME ~CLASS oF '0b)w-
WELL Now)
THE CLASSES OF ‘Ib AND 19
LISTEN, CHUB ~THERES
HAVE RESERVED THE MUSIC-ROOM
ANGTHER. AIREDALE WN THE WE GANT TURN
Felix Is Fixed U Real |
weight, no matter
what I did. Then a
doctor told me I
would be better if
got worse, was al-
ways sickly and
went down to 98
pounds. My neigh-
bor told me about
Lydia E. Pinkham's
: Vegetable Com-
pound, as it helped her very much, so
I tried it. After taking four bottles, I
weigh 116 pounds. It has just done
wonders for me and I can do my house-
work now without one bit of trouble.”
—Mgs. M. RiessiNger, 10004 Nelson
Ave, Cleveland, Ohio.
=e
WAY TO TREAT
A Besiet fg)
\\“ Tg ay 7 { [)
If some good fairy should appear,
| and offer to grant your heart's desire,
SE what would you choose? Wealth?
prema ! Happiness?
Health? That's the best gift. Health
is riches that gold cannot buy and
surely kealth is cause enough for
| happiness.
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com-
pound may be the good fairy who
| offers you better health,
AND THE BACGK-HALL = ALL THE
BATH- TUBS ARE TAKEN AND THE
| FROSH ARE PARKED UNDER THE; /#
fi FRONT PORCH — OH I now 24
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Check sent by return mail.
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Building, Cleveland, Ohlo.
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. manufacturer offers op-
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e to house canvassing. The
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rket men and con-
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nan can afford to
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ways that golden
vhich brings top
g Dandelion But-
large creameries
r years. It meets
| National Feod
armless, tasteless
color Buttermilk.
Bond Street Manner
A member of the famous Philadel-
phia orchestra told a story the other
day about Dr. Richard Strauss.
“When Strauss,” he said, “was re-
hearsing the Covent Garden orchestra
| in his ‘Elektra,’ he didn’t like the cold,
| restrained, wunemotional manner of
their playing. It was too Bond street,
as it were,
“At last, at a particularly savage
passage in the music, Strauss rapped
| sharply with his baton and said:
“ ‘You are all playing too much like
| English gentlemen. Don’t play like
English gentlemen—play like wild
| beasts.'”
‘yes to Future
individual and con-
world, and you will
man's life that is not
Avarice is the vice of declining
| vears.—George Bancroft,
ow.—Senecu.
ir friend's faults. Be
> him.
The BABY
ki -
oughing
zh the worse you feel,
aimed your. throat an
ve them a chance tg
2’s Syrup
and 90c bottles. Buy
ore. G. G. Green, Inc, (Copyright, W. N. U.)
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HMPusm | ~ MICHAEL PAS \ A
FORGOT TRE THEAYTE
TICKET WHICH A FRIEND
IN THE SHOW GAVE HIM y
FOR To-NOIGHT— FAITH,
Ol'LL USE IT MESILFS 1/11
AN DID YE2 HEAR, MICHAEL,
THAT LITTLE DICKEY FOGARTY
HAD TOOK A TURN FER
2
THE WORSER ¢
AR THE PORE
|
PSST. '
13 FINNEYS
ou LAADY.
stress to children and
or. Peery's "Dead Shot"
vith a single dose, &0c.
ruggists.
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irl Street, New York City
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i! Offer
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iture and Barbar School
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No mother in this enlightened age
would give her baby something she
did not know was perfectly harmless,
especially when a few drops of plain
Castoria wil right a baby's stomach
and end alnwmst any little ill. Fretful-
ness and fever, too; it seems no time
until everything is serene.
That's the beauty of Castoria; its
gentle influence seems just what is
needed. It does all that castor oil
might accomplish, without shock to
the system. Without the evil taste
It's delicious! Being purely vegeta-
able, you can give it as often as™
there's a sign of colic; constipation;
diarrhea; or need to aid sound, nat
ural sleep.
BeCEWVE ME! |
a 4 (THAT'S Got 70
JER) |LAST HIM TIC
WHATS ALL
THE WUBBUS,
WEL, HERES
TEN DOLLARS.
THE
TY HORACE? YA WENT “1 TONIGHT ANT Just one warning: it is genuine
AWAY THIS GOIN T° Go Fletcher's Castoria that physicians
ob SPOILIN' THE | recommend. Other preparations may
Pearl St., N, Y, City. MORNIN® "'N 8 ust as trop Tr alld Arne
¥ t, N° ys L be just as free from all doubtful drugs,
ONLY (eFT ; but no child of this writer's is going
Nore. . ME A FIVE | to test them! Besides, the book on
Introducing foliar grec care and feeding of babies that comes
& ( pe Lar sith. Fletcher's Castoria is ¢
4 bilionsness by hia son: ¥ Horace's Father with Fletcher's Castoria is worth its
ligestivo First: 5
weight in gold.
wing d
m.
tive gystem to
Lo
REAIN'S [ 5s
S "Say weir | =Z\ |
ae | By PERCY L. CROSBY
® by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate
JRGH, NO. 45.1927, j