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I heart ee I EXPLAINED AT LAST prepared mas € Western Art Flower i i kson Blvd., Chicago, IL for Deafness ; es Moines, Iowa, com- | pped 9,000 feet and { but his dropping was 1e and it was a treat- i by several doctors. fi was destroyed ten i he contracted influ- {1 zr in the army. Doc: i remedy in the hope : s would be jolted into { sToPt )y a sudden hangs » YOU SHOULD HAVE gx essure Duree plans y ) impmve Mie hear: TURNED LEFT PACK She—Besides his great work as an THERE- YES IM e feed or the con- 4 QUITE SURE HE a son. He—That explains then how ne learned to do with only four hours sleep. On the Level The downward path, we've e’er been shown, But leadeith to the devil. Yet you may be a rolling stone And still be on the level Show Girl’s Logic stock if market low and custom- “Here's a good one,” said the show n account of the | girl. “When the manager asked me butter. 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VE 70 Go Home € END LP W “But dear, you didn’t know me Hi Ti ‘ ! ' arkling— 2 7] TH THAT guy. then!” does a young man : ancy i 8 $ | J 27 “Of course not, but I knew myself.” vening to see your 2 « : = 3) ~ tly t her, be Gee! The Warriches ¢ ! f No Bacon for Her ctly to see her, - 1 i 7 : Fit in the roow Must Have ‘ i | “Well, son, since getting married oston Post. Qodles of Coin pa i | are you ‘bringing home the hacon’?” ] 2? ~ if ! “No, Phyllis prefers lamb chops.” ice.— Whittier. \ ie * i - oo m0 —— .. > wo Don’t You Remember? : S : > John—That was a flne drive you S yrup > ; made. soughs due to colds : Dot—Thanks. Which one do you By = Cy | mean? he Throat pd ( ss | John—The time you hit the ball. | | —— promotes expecto- 1s | Sims d night's rest free Sorhisticated Dog 2nd Nas bottlen By g Cinema Attendant—Sorry, lady, . Gi G, . 1 you're not allowed to take your do PERCY L. CROSBY inside ode os 18,37 the McClure Newspaper Syndicate § i Patron (haughtily)—How absurd! 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