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IT'S A PIE-EATIN'CORTEST AT BENSONSv \ RIGHT~ naka / THEYRE JIST Alvin MeNamara Famous Flop-scenes # 112/121 SHE MaY BE SWEET BUT SHE'S THE- SAP OF ouR, FAMILY Tree! “ Decatur, Ill. | © WESTERN NEWSPAPER UNION DEXTER’S DAY = v oe th The days were talking. Monday and Tuesday, and Wednes- day and Thursday, and Friday and Saturday, were all talking, and Fa- ther Time and the Years and Months | were talking, too. | Sunday was pot with them, as Sun- | day had gone off, dressed up in his | best clothes to be the day on duty. There is always a day on duty, and | not one day ever takes the place of | another day. : | Each day is always sure of doing 1 | his part. He never asks another day | to take it for him, and another day | never asks him. | Tuesday was the most excited of all. “Dear me,” said Monday, “you'd so excited.” “So you would be, too, if you were in my place.” “What is going to happen?” asked Monday. “What is going to happen?’ asked Wednesday. “What is going to happen?” asked Thursday. “What is going to happen?’ asked | Friday. { “What is going to happen?’ asked Saturday. “What is going to happen?’ asked Father Time, and the Years and Months, all together. They were all having a jolly time back where the days and months and ] | Our Pet Peeve 7 / HUN,MY OL DADC WAITS UNTIL NEXT FORGETS IT )TOLD YOU ID) i REPRISALS. ‘I | (Copyright, W. N. U.) | MUST GO OVER THE VAN DUESEN S\) TO NED HOSUS'S ARE COMING OVER | HES GOINGTO SNN\GET MOSCOW HELLO NED! T WILL BE FINE FOR NED TO GET : hol C (60T MOSCOW, MOSCOW,NOW WE CAN HEAR JUST HOW THEY TALK ~- ) MUST HURRY. 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The old years always talk over old times, the new ones plan ahead. “When it is time for me to go on duty this very coming week, right aft- er you, Monday, are through, it will be Dexter's day.” “Dexter's day,” repeated all the others. “Yes,” said Tuesday, “the circus is coming to us that day, and so I call | it Dexter day. He loves the circus | better than anything. “I'll see a lot of Dexter this week. Last week I didn’t see much of him. He slept so late and he didn’t seem to be much interested in anything. “But it won’t be like that this week. He'll get up brignt and early and see the circus trains unload. He'll go with them to the Fair Grounds where the circus is to be held. “He is going to help, too, and I've been told he is going to both the aft- erncon and evening shows, and then he'll watch them pack up. “He'll be around all day. “And what treats are in store for him! I've heard all about them. “The circus is going to be finer this year than ever before. “There is going to be a marvelous white elephant with it, and the horses are going to do more amazing tricks than ever before. “The clowns have so many new jokes, and they will do all their most popular tricks, too, and the band has lots of new tunes to play, and the bareback riders ure going to try new jumps. “The trapeze performers are going to do more daring stunts up in the air. “The costumes are going to be sim- ply dazzling. “Oh, you may laugh, because we've all known wonderful circus days and wonderful performances, but the one that is coming this year is finer than ever before. Much, much finer and more wonderful and more amazing and more staggering and more gor- geous and more brilliant and all the other lovely things that a circus can be. “I can't help but call it Dexter day rather than circus day, for in all this whole world I don’t believe there is anyone who loves the circus more.” “That's saying a great, great deal,” said the others. “There are so many who love the circus, almost above ey- erything.” “I know,” said Tuesday, “but Dex- ter leads them all, and so when I'm on duty next, it will be Dexter day.” And they all shouted: “Hurrah, hurrah, “For Dexter's day.” Down on Approval Son John was being punished by his father. “Put that down and sit on the davenport until you can behave yourself.” In a short while, upon the promise of being a good boy, John was allowed to get down, but the discipline had had little effect and in five min- utes he was ordered back again, John settled back among the pillows, drew a long breath, and sald forlornly, “H'm, daddy, 1 guess I was jist down on approval.”
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