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MR.PARK-AFTER CAN ’ ft ur Humor BREAKING IT GENTLY Murphy had been careless in han- dling the blasting powder in the quarry, and Duffy had been deputed to break the news gently to the widow. “Mrs. Murphy,” said he, “isn't It today the fellow calls for the weekly payment for Murphy's life insurance?” “It 1s,” answered Mrs. Murphy. “Well, now, a word In your ear,” sald Duffy. “Sure ye can snap your fingers at the fellow today.” HINTS TO FLAPPERS “Never put up a poor mouth to your sweetle.” Versatile Chicken Had an old hen, Her name was Enza; When I raised the kitchen window — Influenza. Help Wanted Man of the House—Don't say any- thing to your mistress, cook, but have you a policeman calling on you in the kitchen? Cook—No, sir. Man of the House—Well, try to get one. We must have somebody to help eat up the cold ham.—Pathfinder. Valuable Obligation “Do you recall the days you spent at college with pleasure?” “Yes,” answered Senator Sorghum. “They brought me many valuable ex- periences. The professors who loved a baseball game more than they did the classroom taught me a lot about human nature.”—Washington Star. Happy World Jerry—The landlord says if the reat isn’t paid by Saturday—out we go. Ted—Saturday! Fine. That gives us nothing to worry about for five days.” The First Qualification “That boy of ours will be a blg ex ecutive some day.” “What makes you think so?” “It takes him so long to eat his funch.” DOUBTING HIS JUDGMENT Sire—Remember, my son, in all your dealings honesty Is the best policy. Son—But, dad, have you tried {it enough to be sure? Liberal Terms The big hotel has splendid styles, And he who cannot pay the rent May stand outside and look a while And not be charged a single cent. Always a Chance Elder Sister—I suppose some day some man will come along and ash me to marry him. Younger Sister—Oh, I wouldn't won- { der—there seems to be a great de mand for antiques nowadays. Irresistible "However did you manage to recom clle Madge and Marie?” “I gave them a choice bit of gossip and asked them not to repeat it te each other.” Ever Notice? Simpson—The newspaper printed your letter, didn't it? What makes you think the editors didn’t agree with the statements you made? Samson—They didn't correct the grammatical errors in it—or the mis spelled words. Fourth Degree He—Was Jones a popular man? She—When he died the coroner's Jury returned a verdict of “justifiable sulcide.”
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