bd BU i Bor Esl 8 GUL nt aii 22 ARE BRR RS Aone utes 5 TB mgs is Hg Bits of Byplay By Loke 1 y McLake Copyright, 1915, the Cincinnati Enquirer Of course I kno Her eves are da 1 Enow she's & bry I'm here to say ¢ Paw Knows Everything. Willie—-Paw, In io sited? Paw It is for awhile ny son Bat always opens ifs eves after marriag Maw Wilile, vou iesve the table go to bed without vour supper Touah fie “Ha neve A mt vet “Please, man who whined the “Herp in the Ry ef work *3 m show “What ast Nise des Baska the sage “The Moni plied the fool A Couple of Huutiers. Pear Luke: Reek po farther for at torpeys for the cin How alent Doo Httie & livery lawyers, of Hunting ton, W. Va 2--J ¢ H Cheer Lip! Though things du . Today, my Chesr up, and Toaight just Tormnorre wo ois There Aint No Sch Animal A « Hagin 2 vine 2irl is one of the wits | ful sort who is ever willing to follow, but hesitates to lead — Temple (Tex Telex STR That Bs Hboard Man Aga in, The b . i Foy, The ons 3 Is through a {Cuvier Here He ls! Dear Luke-Ind yom know thst A. Gunn of Mount Zion, W. Va, is 8 son of A Guunt—-1 R Bartlett BE - ;)4 A Timely Fail Offense. The foal man is a stulibhorn cuss, I ealiedd Bin Gown toelias But i GRAN chrivitios bh The srror of his weit {hicchrinatt Enquirer Bore coal mem Baws a little weigh Not siproved Ly every die What they ded fo Vid HAY Be nineteen hysived for a ton fuitiey (37a) Cititen Oh, What a Hard Guy! Dear Luke. jza Rock lives in Zanes. ville, OO. ~-Jake Things te Worry About. Your brain works 13 per cent better at 103 a wm than at S30 pom Names Is Names. Etta Lotta Junk lives at Washington Courthouse, O Qur Daly Special. Whet we measure ourselves we gi ways stretoh the tape a (tte bit Luke Mcl uke Says: We all want more ourselves. but we can't understand why other people are not satisfied with what they have Many a man who couldn't be arrest ed for bLigzmy has discovered that he has one wife too any. * The trouble with thls country is that every man you meet wants to talk about him=elf when you want to talk about 3 urnetl. Any ok] day that you accomplish just one-tenth of the things that you inten ied to i'n pretty good day. Kamebow or other, the man who Basn't tims to shave himself at home always bas time to wait a half an hour for his turn in a barber shop Every now and then you will see a married man who is so weary looking and so seedy looking that he gives you the impression that his wife males him sleep In the dog house. Always accept the advice apother man hands vou, It raskes him feel good to hand it out, and you do not have to use it A wife will put in a lot of time try: ing to mend her husband's ways. But it is different with his socks When a woman wants to shine in society she powders her nose every five minutes Some men Jo not speak to thelr wives for hours at a time They do not like to interrupt the dear things Why is it that a doctor uses Egyp tian hierogivphics when he writes your prescription and uses mighty plain English when he writes your Lill? The trouhle with the helping hands that are extended iz that there isn't anything in them, REPUBLICANS IN GERMAN LOSSES BiG CONVERTION TOTAL 18 SHIPS NATIONAL GATHERING FORMAL HEAVY LOSS OF LIFE IN LY OPENED IN CHICAGO CROWD OPENS THE COLISEUS Senator Harding of Ohin Temporary Chairman ers the Keynote Committers 9 tha recy f red 1 w tle in Aer the {20 # Wan the ern Shets, Convention Begins Businass Mr. Hiller was heartily fauded when he stood axa 4 ua ave: in gana 0 * misty ster for thas nod yan olds of Max the national Hex then called for oiina BOTATY hnirrnan ot on for tomy y wourses the selection of nited States lenator 8 Warren Hardin of thio for that position had been all wttied long ago znd his election imanimoun vote was only & formality enator Harding i» an imposing 82 fre, and as he scoented the gavel from he hands of Mr Hilles Ee wie en wy a 3a fas Ble . vb a8 husigsl is fliy Che eyed Chairman Harding's Address. Chairman Harding lsanched at onee ] ia pot elie his reputation for eloguiencs and feftnoss of phrases He began with a party eotipled with the ponfident as that 2ach harmony giveinly was aired fu lived the wav af those ago tn f he the work helicye there wa onary Hepaibilican amon rates, Az might have heen farding early In he sghiect of iterancest On shiv, emphatic yreparedd nes ¢ ipraading over tl Tan (hae mational mmseifishness has been proved the great! war hroke ont he anid. and Wr national weakness in defensin rea vealed The LA LEY HY est tha Democratic administration bath in re A ation to Furome and in the matter of | Mexion wan dealt wi th a few cans fC sentences th pan 16 tooas™ Bh Phil $151 ppines also win soared The apoaker devote 0 the need, from 1 of view, for a protectiy ; and then turned to the tani of Ase ‘rican iam. Hee he once more let hia oe! uence have full play tavally, devotion an United States on the part of soy 3f its citirens was answered MM cheers “Verily, {1 In good to be an. And we may puhlicans,” he cone § Routine Business Tra-=p When the hand m torth af the end of 8 3 phe h was over pod quieted down, the fiers were BODY and the chairmen of ¥ Jelegations were called on to send ap the numes of the men selactod by the delegations to represent them on sammitteas on credentials. perman ant organization. rules YH rir of business. and resol cases the names were ready nnd soon tinns iin possession of the secretaries CREWS OF HOSTILE FLEETS DISPUTE AS TO VICTORY British Office Claims To rn Losses Moavier Than Those of English Sruadron—German Admissions Lend Colne to Claim § 4% oF Admiral Macd iral Dead ARMY BILL. shy of 211000: Eatablish 281.000 in War Time Erg : Ba le Be By ole Be ols ole ely ule ols ole ule ¥ o} ood le Be ole ool feels ole ole de ole ode ob dle ode oy ole SYRUP GLUES DUCKS TO GROUND » ’ » k » k » SPF P%00%40% FPPEILLIIPIESES Gives Schools $789 380. Londm MIrt Ie ships ipod and the Genoa i Marterso 3 al 5 " i 1 LY $¥ to tind the superior goodness of FIVE BROS long Cut-—itsticks out like a sore ~7. Smoke one “xg of'it ack away just one chew ei Ts your wis SonZs ais i Lily, Ko hk ld Ion you can your nickel. FIVE BROTHERS is sold everywhere-- get a package today. T HE aMERICAN ACCES) COMPANY ¥ hon ida Sy Hey e-ralais NEDA A New Perfection oil Cook Stove New PERFECTION Oil ove and at {0 econoniiz Perfection | osene, the t Tue. all its advantages want as much as you A New Perfection Ra bw ¥ % os Ls Inexpensive, ASK : THE ATLANTIC REFINING CO. Rayolight COS Philadelphia Pittsburgh COUNTY GRANGE William Mulholband, addressed by H CC Sertiomver and V. agaistant superin- tendent of schools There will alse be reditations sad pecial music. Advertise in The Star. A is ni. oS in. Mn
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