napa ns Hh a ov A hl NS re IF YOU ARE 00D NO HARM MAY CONE, bc 7. Feta: p= Te) BUT OTHER NATIONS MAY CLAN Right | Dis of Dyplay ing stimulant for professional men Wipe, quartér, core and pare ap and business men, and for sll bran ples: then weigh, Make a sirap by workers in meneral. As sathorily boiling for ten mingies one-third speaking of the mpple says: "Malic § pais weight in sugar with water, acid. that great germ destroyer. le th} gnawing two and one-half cupfule Katye the actor away. A PEAR Withont Sues! ion Meips the Digs: Jones, "none of the countries en- want to get into a contest wits us.’ " Butler of Columbia University: “No - people will be hostile to us unless we, “ fupctions of our army and Davy ‘ should be confimed to “police, philan- _ thropic and sanitary” service, nnd] .parednesg hinges on that opinles. If ‘we make them 30, preparedness ‘would be wanton waste and folly, for we have BO aggressive designs on the guficient for five times as many "the trade and commerce of the world. We have bean so scrupulous 0 SAY HOW GOOD YOU HAVE BEEK By Luke McLuke Copyright, 1018, the Cinsinnats Enquirer Here is an Editorial That Knocks the Props Completely From Under the Anti-Preparedness Fellows and Leaves Them Absolutely no | Ground to Stand Upon FROM THE SPOKANE SPOKESMAN-REVIEW Sa —— I ———— ad “If we conduct ourselves in a neu tral way,” asserts Senator Wesley L. gaged in it (the present war) will Pretty much the same view Is taken by President Nicholas Murray by our conduct, make them so” President Hutler thinks that the that we “should put. behind us for over the notion that we must arm mn pence as a preventive of war” The whole pacifist cese for nnpre #t were true that no people will be! hostile to us unless, by preparednoss, territorial intergily of any country anywhere We do mot covel our neighbors’ lands, We bave un developed territory and resources people as now dwell under the stars and stripes. We are Neutral, but Attacked. But it is not trua We have boen scrupulously seutral throughout this war,™ We bave not taken a single allem life nor trind to take ons. We have not interfered anywhers with in our efforts to obey the law of aations that the bDelligerant govern ments have not evem lodged an, accusation that we have 1s any way violated international law. We have been more than neutral; we have been chivalric and generous. pot attack them, and, in the second | place, they will not have the strength or the resources to attack us when the European war is done. Chast, The sailor's a contortionist One of the very best For 1 have sees him lah! his pipe And sit down on his chest Corn-Cobb. Miss Margaret Corn was married to Stanley Duncan Cobb Monday at the bome of the Lride's parents. When Cobb went to the clerk's office for the | oense he was refused, the clerk think- “Not epe of the beiligerents willbe ing it was a joke Cobb finally con- able to attack any other country for a peneration If it wanted to, says President Butler. “Even the most military of European states, at the end of this war, will find itself as Serbia and Bulgaria found themssives after the long struggle In the ‘Balkans.’ Plenty of Fighting Punch Left That was an unfortunate Mastrs-| tion for Mr. Butler. Since it was ut: viticed the clerk that it was & geno ine Corn ( ob marriage. and he shell ed out $1.75 for the license -—El Paso | (Tex) Cor. Temple « (Tex) Telegram. Walk, The errand boy's a plodder 990 Gets mighty 1111s dough, { Me bas a walk in life that's trea, { But 1 is vary slow, Molier. “Why do you refer to the hypocrite tered Bulgaria, the country which he a8 the buman Swiss cheese ™ asked the thought exhausted in the Balkan wars, exhausted for a gemerstion, has plunged into the greater fray us an ally of the central powers. The etact converse of that reason. | ing ian true As MajGea Wood told | the senats military comtoittes recent ly, “ there isn't going to he any weak. ness abroad after this war is over | You will find that more male children | will have been born than have been killed or injured.” Japan ‘has been in three wars In old fogy “Because Le always has an ‘I am holier than thou’ expressivn.” replied - the grouch. w Cide te a Calf, Bleal ast. of, calf’ For unte thee 1 tw Seveie this (ittie ballad Cheer up! Fer sone day you will be The shiabhon in a chicken saind. i : The Wise Fool. “Misfortune comes iu pairs.” guotad tle sage. i “Yes.” agreed the fool “if the other follow heoidg three of s kind ™ the last dozen years, and is Detter — propated than aver. # “A century ago (quoting from The | Valor of Ignorance’) Europe watched eomplacentily the selfdevastation of] France. The monarchy had deen mur | dered; the nobility guillotined: com. | merce ruined. manufactures destroy. | ‘ed; the countryside was a tangled thicket presided over by a halfatary. | | Wulf! Thin bas se dusinase an our gulps, We'll slam it with our ravings; A earpeniers knows by his chips A warber by his shavings Poor Old Paw, Willie Faw. san | sak you a ques tion? Paw--Yes. muy sen What is 11? | Wille Why, could you say that eleo- ed and tattered people. The wealth of trie signe are light reading tuatter? a nation had gone up in the boa- fire of the republic. Suddenly a little a a ikk Artists All, sallow man took hold of these “THe dentist fs sa artier.” sid famished peopls, this mation devoid of commerce, manufaciures of revenues, And with its poverty eon gquered the wholes of Ineredulous. i Europes,’ Napoleon! Take the Wonderful Rise of Japan The funny Mr Heath. “The pense!! deesn’'t sare him bread, Dut ve sven him draw tenth —~lake Mcluke "he merehant I an artist, tee” | Bald witty Mr. Wade: "Hm line of ada I» always tree Much hetter than at, Are GRAPER pod aod sweet, ORANGER without doubt, Prevent Rbuma snd Gout LEMONS, though sour, Gain favor each hour, GRAPEFRUIT, above all, Is a breakiast's best call The People out here, Prefer Fruit to Beer, That's why they consume 80 much frail, we presume. APPLE CROP LARGER THAN WAS EXPECTED Growers and Dealers Face Tremen | dous Problem, Surplus Heaviest Known, The wisest farmers and the clever est jqbbers apparently “slipped up’ in predicting the apple crop ast sun mer. Appie “prognosticators” wear. ing laurels earned in estimating crops | of the past twenty five years, were no better than the greenest amateur, it Appears. Last fall “short crop” talk was the watchword. Orchardists and dealers: == based thelr estimates on the 1916 production of the most prominent] producing sactions, compared with the! production of previous years. No ac | COUN was laksa of the hundreds of | thousands of new acres coming nto bearing every year since the tremien- dogs development of the box apple | fridurtry and also of ths barrelled ap! pins in new sections, No credence was given to the fact that many farm | ers now do thelr own storing in ceb | lars, barns, pits, and in fact their own | cold storage. ; With a prospective short crap prices naturally started ar a high level which: | curtailed consumption. I has Bow developed that the supply on hand: ‘March first wis the heaviest for that | tiene of the year for many years With Eby three months to move theses urge ! holdings, prices are already being pinshed right and left and consumers | should be buying good apples cheaper than ever, Furthermore, all apples now unsold | are of the Nighest quality and best condition as all poor and defective apples Mawes either been sold or | dumped. Only good apples will keep | anti] this time. It is & case of quality, ‘as well as quantity. TOO FAT! EAT APPLES 1 The apple is one of natare’s best remedies for superfiuous fal. Its acids | ‘act as a gentle solvent for the sccw most prominent of its acids, but ib sg jtn-its phosphates ara 14 WpiR A # {etest ines in henltlfal motivity” to each pound of wAEAr. Cook ap ples in sirup until soft, doing & few balance in keeping liver stomach and § oo time Fill jars and seal Fl mercy "a 44 ~ Ret Bhp. HE Wipf (8 os hd Sr Amy pe w S$ " On April 112 The Spring Term Begins at the - Pennsylvania State Normal School of’ Indiana Pa. The Practical School Numerous Review Classes for Teachers. For catalog or further information address the Principal, 5 7 Dr. Jusses E. Ames, Indiana. Pa. “Try It With Your Next Meal” If you insist upon Moxley’s Special you get the best that money and long exper- ience can make. Pure and Delicious: and & big saving for you. Call for MsleyuSussial vote) eae mim yourseld. Wm. J. Mouloy. Inc. Chica. So be oon Sraw your trade.” | mulated excess of fatty tissue and | Takes a more recent instance, Japan. ~Sharen (Pa) Hermld. | 3415 to flush from the system this ua. | “Only » few years since, oa some ms | desirable matter. It is said that ex mountainous islands, a people litile Pleased to Mest Them. | President Taft reduced forty pounds known fought among themselves with | Dear Lake: George F. Steer 18 80 p,ugh playing golf and esting three FACTORY BRANUHES., 132 Fie Anan 17 1 Caiewnill Streets Bt ARAL MAA terests he need not spend money for case of Belgium Is a powerful ox-| {weapons as primitive as those of the perintendent and Fred Tongue is man- apples a day. and men under the protection siege of Troy. ‘Their entire revenues HAger of Ue Armationg Bast Packing mouth of the flag taken of and imprisoned were Jess than those of am American | mpaz wt Dulas. Taz. BB ol Can't Leave Our Rights to Others City, the cultivable land of the whole | Oueh! Advertise In The Courier. The whole santi-preparedness case ®mpire jess than one-half the ares of Dear Luks—Whan the professor bad | of pacifists like Mr. Butler and Mr. {Illinois Suddenly they also rose uD.!eenciuded his lecture to his class of Sones stands on the assumptiom that and, with the perennial power of pov: dental studenta, ene stadent asked this | .jerty, in less than ome decade disem- question: boweled the two vainest and vastest | “What relation dees the obicularisor- | empires on earth, esusing the whole | fepalpebranin bear te the Inferior max. | world to whisper in old and stale won. | 187 sinos during the mastication of | suddenness of an unkmown comet out 9:9. simmons of the sastern ses.” | But Are They Near the Crematory? surely this war affords suffic’ent | firm of Geter & Baker, the Jackson | | i { der at this new sun that rose with the | IDNA ebickan¥"—J. A. Thmckmorton, | Opponents of preparedness ask this. Igke would Inform some seventy | nation to lean on as broken reed, for five correspondents that be entered the jaw. That no one will ever sue him Droof that the pacifist belief that a Vile (Fla) undertakers. in the club | unless by his conduct he Invites suit |Peace-seeking country Is tmmune | severul months age. That If he has large property In-|from attack is a shattered reed. The ee Names ls Names. defense. because he can safely (hibit against that doetrine. The, Mast T. Mann lives at Deanison. O. confidently yield his Judgment cause of France another. ‘The case of nse of justice to the sense China Is yet another. And the case of every other man and |of Greece supplies the latest proof. woman living in his judicial jurisdic- Things te Worry About. The world receives an average of 198 | sarthquake shocks every year. No newspaper can succeed without Our Daily Bpecial. President Butler and Senator Jones advertising, therefore we solicit the | Much feeding maketh a full man say, ip the first place, that none of (patronage of our readers for those sr the other nations of the world will{who by their advertising help to Luke McLuke Says: | make this paper possidle. When a woman has seven or eight ; ; children she is always taking some | thing oid and making it over into some : thing pew, You can give a girl ail the higher education you please. but ber hus | band’s excuses will never sound as { logical to ber as they do to him. : When father gets home after mid- {night and tries to get through the The March King’s stately name is known wherever music holds its own, wherever drums and cymbals throb, and orchestras hold down their job. A Sousa march — just mention that, and mark how people smile thereat; they know what Sousa’s music is; it's melody Without the fz | it's full of energy and Ng Fel JN “bev it te dropped tato the collection pep, makes old graybeards dance ’ X (rae a step; they hear the sound of marching | Whos ph = PONG Yow men, of chargers trotting down the glen, Cision 4 © grat ey jo on the wit of battle ut ihe roar, and are be hw gor ve billows b mg on the ore. Sousa, when he"would compose that ed mother to purchase sixty-nine pow bles since he left the house the morn . ing before. { There are =a whole lot of church | members who know that a nickel doesn't eat any more than a bind. And after he gets her he realizes that an : : \ * ail ostrich is a bird. music which the whole world knows, oun psiie sousa It is a mighty dumb mule that can't fills up his pipe with good old “Tux” Ang ln Bond, Say: ears something about kicking from » “All the vim, energy the average man, (name t other : brands, and he SAYS, and enthusiasm we put When she ix sixteen nothing loss Shucks!”). Tuxedo is the srnoke of into the raving of 7 than a prince and a golden palace will : : Sar and Stripes Fot- suit her. Rut when she Is twenty six r ad vy 3 Ty¥ 3 E 3.4 i men who do big things v ith lvre or eve wefdinihssieady A common. ardinavy provider sed a pen, who make the old world’. wheels ""Y "Wed house with plenty of closets look go round, whose names will «wn the [4 Pal, Sena mighty good to ber apes sound The avernge business msn can tell ge soun-, yon that a course in stenocraphy in. elles almost everything except spell ing house in the dark so 2s not to wake | mother he wonders what ever possess | ‘rocking chairs and forty-one new ta- makes more noise than a dollar blll you pros ably are. An WW hat's Are you paying to sit in the dark? AYING to ruin your eyes, paying to smell burn- ing wick and the odor of poor kerosene? Are you doing these things? Unless your home is equip ped with Rayo Lampe— § more, you are Jer. ing the identical price that would buy you the flood of brilliant, eye soothing from a Rayo steady light that beams P filled with slow-burning ATLANTIC Raye Lasspe are beaut ful—an ornament to sny room. And they burn brightly, witha t f icker or sunel Your dealer can show a special deston for any rool, ras ong m pre from $150 up. Neo matter what sort of ight yu ave pot, the widiton of a few Rage Lampe will make your do oe he grave and the folks happier But Rayo Lamps ary it their beat when bury ing Atlantic Ra Oal [1 1s the ane i always the same heat for the least ROME ¥ Yopros ene that ares without smoke or simell--that It gives Ne Ea light and the greatest The use of Atiaet. Kany ofight Onl duesn’t stop with burning and heating theasanads of house §{ o4 have finest thar bo byte faded sti, 4 written us that it’s the very keeps the moths away from closets, shelves sod dre wes, cuts presse better than ani thing else, and that for washing windows (1s without equal * Be cerican sp ad Porte mom o diva dive oem Simcang {ESE t Ne WLR $e Avante Ravohght OM Sv name. wet, game iodlie terosene The dealer who display s the sign can always supply you ATLANTIC REFINING (CORPANY, fhuladelphia and Pittsburgh 2 y HEE
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