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Foreign advertising must be paid No oom ~ missfon paid to advertising agents | en————————————— CT LISTEN, MOTHER ~~ Just look around the house, down | ie the callar, up in the attic, out in! “the yard, in the stadle or loft— | [evarrwhers=uad see how many | things, useless to you and yours, are tying sbowt, cluttering up the place. ; Every apparently useiedy article i. wo money. © woul, it sold There is more stuff-—cast off or.un- used--around most hommes than! clothe ous or two. persons for a year. 4 out a list of the things you 40 NOL There was an eXpressman yin and slack, LL ime Wa 3 K into money for yourself: Make a toar of the house Make Mark | “want and never will want of Byplay By Luke McLuke Copyright, 1918, the Cincinnati Enquirer Paw Knows Everything. Will's Paw. what is a soviologist? Paw--A man who makes {1 his bush | poss to warn $7 per week famiiies that ‘ wine and lobster are auheaithy., my SOD. Correct. The man who knows he knows It all Does not know much, Ul own, The man who makes the bupgest haul Is willing to be shown The Wise Fool. “Early to rise makes a mnn weaithy and wise” observed the wage. “Oh. | don't know!" reptiedi the fool | “The earliest risers I know of are driv- tag milk wagons or working with » pick and a shovel” No doe. Though he has hours for slumber Seep, Mat's a contrary pup. Ho nuver really wants to sleep Until be must get up The Limit. “The grouch is an awful tightwad j It Be?” remarked the oid fogy. : “Should say he was’ agreed the { wine guy. “Why. be would charge you interest when he lends you his moral, . support.” ny The Expressman. Who tambisd downstairs with a slove on his back SERVICES AT CHURCH UF GOD LHAPEL Evangelistic i mence April Ind, charge of of East Liverpool Praver Meeting M Sunday achool iL A gervices wi com be an Strolman and wil Evangelist J. Ghio Thursday % i at P id A M. M Young M rvited Come Pr peop A188 gnrvices at meeting at & 30 PF. are ootdiall SQrVIcas Yoo v these yourself io ali and end 3 4 L. G. Gorsueh, Elder SUSQUEHANNA TOWNSHIP RESIDENT PASSES AWAY tlenry Link a prominent resident of died at his home in that piace last Sunday night He was aged 10 Hin WAR due 10 blasod poisoning from which he had been Syfering far more thap f He had andergons three amputationg on one [eg and an operation Bie # brother of Joseph Link of Ebensburg, and Andrew link, of ship Funeral Rasquehanna township, VOR death Sr moan on hix side Was Carroll town: : gervicey were held Barnard's Catholic Church ings by the Rev. Fr ment was made in th tery. in Rt Hast Inter én come. § i on Gabriel ae ‘hire [Don't be a “toppt ah, dla sport nor | {waste and squander time, [or idiers ‘are A worthless sort, and id} arioss | Don't he afra!d to go to work, though smal many he the est cash price you ~ down the very low Pp YOU | when asked now " felt. he replied with pay. and {f your task you sever shirk, | 5 * will take for the things Add up the! * figures and the total will aurprise Now to turn these useless things Fiz op a iittle sd sometime like ’ this: “For Sale: Second-hand beating’ That poor expressman was overcame by 4... * stove. bureau, bedstead, cham, three ) apholatered chairs, quantity Wlothicg, several bags of rags, ete, ote. Mrs. Mary J / Madison | Send the ad to us It will cost 5! the paper. © emee. or ¢ cents a line for three In! me things you ean turn into money. h farm home from northwest winds 8 procured a set of Hoensen and ent { Jost for fun take that trip around and see what a lot of THE FARM WINDBREAK | When it is desired to protect the © good wind break is invaluable. T _ scomomle and practical advantage of £ such & planting is too seldom Teal =. By farm managers. ized | A good windbreak should be com- posed of somes trees which grow | rapidly and some which grow more deliberately. The quick growers | recommended by the Pennsylvania Mats College Agricultural Experi- mest Station include white birch, automobile lust fall. bas recently bres Kidneys are inflamed and ot | 1 a frown, “I'm somewhat stove up but [ got the stove down” ~ Cincinnati Enquirer ! There was an sxpresyman. atas and alack, I Who carried a crate of real sggn on ve back. { The oes were coil storuge—he slipped and fell thie small —Lanewvitie (1D. Sana Oh, Joy! Dear Loke-Miss Anna Brew aod! + | Mr. August Beer have Jost been MAP | ‘vied. and they are “worried over prohibition. May thes siways have 8 few Beers around the house. Leba son, Tean 7 mm Names is Names, : 0. A Peany Hives at Ridgeville, O Bless You, My Children! Job Vorgang and Mabel Brown conned billing and coolng as lovers do and ered into the realities of a wedded life. Al most all the town folk with presents Isdennd assembled at Mra Vorgang's | ; and reminded the happy ones that ® ue necessary to bave all sorta of Mo | and glassware io housekeeping. Of this quality they were well soppiied ~ | | { From an Ezchange ¥he Horrors of Joy Riding. BB. Neff. who was planed ander bis you'll see a better day (wha works and plies ap wood, and | hasn't say. will soon be far. ing pretty good, and drawing better PAY Bit those who only live ta sport, | ‘as though work was a crime, quite, | ntten find their rations short, their without! a dime And them they whine and beg and bum, when | {spent is all their wealth, while looking | jooking xlum. and broken | | sour, ‘down In bBealt Sometimes they The rman muck 0 work in liv'’ry Darna. or mop the bar. room foor and make you sick with | “hard luck” yarns, yea, make you’ sick and sore. And while they yawn | (and blak wand stink, some whom _Athey once scoffed at. will give to them the merry wink while living rich and fat. Now, hers's the moral of this lay: Younk man, you'll sure make good, if you don't idle time away say nothing and saw wood 4 ga SE VC OH| MY BACK! | The Expression of Many a iguuy | Buffer in Patton 3 i i 3 { i A stubborn backache is suspect kidsey trouble. CAUuSe ol When the! swol len | white and Lombardy poplar. white to see a doctor in Warren, who found | stooping Brings sharp twinge in the | willow Mareh, aliznthog and stag horn ®lEbt vegetables out of piace tn Bis | small of the back, that almost takes of which are easy to and cheap. Of the evergreens faster and sot! i growing trees include maples, oaks, | Spruce and other trees are to be. very low prices from nursery however, to. because it looks like something thee | Doan's Kidaey Plils—the same that | the garbage man retuteg to curry Mrs, bomn the live Shard. : sell garden seeds in k, today March 17th is the official ' for sowing cabbage and tomato VICTORIOUS - The Post Office trio again demon- that they could win last Mon- a thoy defeated an spgregs- g the Patton Candy bowling was very Candy Co. they could berger and nes being the | ‘ OTD MM. bowled the most consistent | game for the losers averaging 106. High Sehool some match by 38 pins. ! PATTON BASKETBALL W. Deithich bad high score of the mateh 139, while Jones had the best average 113. The Post office won the § ! TEAM DEFEATS GOALPORT Revenge is sweetest when we walt s long time to get it. Thus through lai Patton High School when they were defealed by Baccara Township time ago and that thought uppermost in their they boarded the 7:30 car last . The result was that Qefeated the enemy by the de score of 17 to 10. crowd -;w the locals dis- back/iEtchangs. Things te Worry About. In 1914 no lems than 1.978.454 cher | ries were used in cocktalle in this cvun ‘fue, ‘ plaint with hard, dull ‘back. The pains so much that | was awakened oul of: i sound sleep at night Kidney Pills and soon got relief.” 4 a Nr Our Daily Special. Some men are husiiers when WW time to quit. vi Luke Meluke Says: The reason why a woman knows thee ‘her hat ts right in style thin year sway. it fan't always love thit maakes » woman ~op out 8 human wart hog fev a husband. It is osoally the fear thet some other woman will marry him, Matrisge is the alarm clock thet makes love's young dream wake | and rub its eyes. When they embark on the ses matrimony the hushend In supposed te row the boat while the wife does the Steering. You ema climb pretty bigh in the | workl. but you never get so high thas you are above suspicion. A man is usually willing to give the { devil his due, but he isn’t so consider | ate of hin wife. The man who undertakns to demon | strate that & gun isn't loaded tv usually | paving the way for another undertak tng of a different sort. The trouble with the average girl b | that she imagines that her life work | i» accomplished when she han copped out a husband. But the truth of the matter is that ber life work has just begun. More women would have a sense of | humor if they were not afraid that | mughing would make them fat. If there is n check In the letter # map pever criticises the quality of the sta tionery you use. You may think that you bave a kick | coming. but how would you Hike to be a weather forecaster and have yout mistakes advertised every day? Dy aot get fat headed Many a man has lost a good job because be got the {des Into his head that no other man cond All his piace. You may have noticed that the man who sits down to wait for something to turn up always picks ont a nice soft cushioned chair. A fat man would rather get fatter | than go hungry, but it is different with a fat woman. ‘the bredth ‘Pills revive sluggish Kidney s—reljeve | Fenerye Bank jrebing backs Here's Patton proof ul i Stitehinger AWAY Doan's Kidney | i Farney, Lynwood ave | “1 nad kidney com: | pains In my | often bothered me! Mrs 8 [. Patton, says i Dont get Price Se at all dealers simply ask for a kidney remedy-- Forney had Foster-Milburn Co | Props. Buffalo. N.Y "ANOTHER PATTON BOY STARS. STUDENT AT BELLEFONTE Gwyllym Manuel, a former young: man of this place, made a great show [mg at Bellefonte last Saturday | against schoolmate of his. It took | 21 minutes oo throw the | i local boy. Bellefonte Academy. Patton can’ certainly feel proud of this man xs. well 23a all other men from Patton who made good. [Mek Dobbins was a dippy “dub” who used much deadly dope, tut he Was "papa’s office “sub,” his mama's ‘pride and hope. He bad no con science and no mind, for he did are cocaine, and on his fsgers you could | find that nasty yellow stain He'd roll | ‘aad puff a cigarette five hundred Ui nes ‘a day, and doubtiess he is smoking |’ ya: since he's heen laid away. Fits | parents thought to fame he'd elim, | {because they had some to them Dickie looked sublime | cause he was their son They | pampered him and spalled the youth. ym he always had his way -and Dickie | {never told the truth nor worked al | single day. A hangeron he grew to ‘he, his eyes grew blearend and red ‘yet his fool parents couldn't see the nothing in his head But Dickie couldn't stand the pace, so cuddied up and died; the dope he ured 414 ‘win the race, and gone is mamma's ‘pride. Such “dippy dubs” how oft we 88a! Wa see them ev'ry day, and (you can take it, friends, from mae [they all go Dickela's way. mun, he | | REVORT : {Wwerdralie, IA I gged Dan's I Nut I Not Other Both boys are students al ois Capital Surplus fund (Ciroulating notes i mrrifeontes of Pe “ertifed and | i v ying We have one of the largest and most compete stocks of up-to-date merchandise in this section Shoes! Shoes! WE CARRY A $10,0000 STOCK OF MEN'S, WOMEN'S AND CHILDREN'S SHOES IN ALL THE LATEST STYLES AND LEATHERS. OUR SHOES ARE PURCHASED DIRECT FROM THE FACTORY AND ARE ALL SOLID LEATHER AND GUARANTEED TO GIVE BATISFACTION. WE HAVE JUST OPENED FOR YOUR INSPECTION A LINE OF LADIES’ GYPSY BOOTS, PATENT LEATHER, DULL, BRIGHT KID, WITH EITHER WHITE OR BLACK EDGING, $3.50 AND $4.00. Educator Shoes : For Men, Women and Children. child's foot grow as it should. 11, $2.00: 111 to 2, $2.50: Women's Co-operate with nature and let the Prices, Shildvey sizes 5 to 8, $1.75; Misses, 8; to 2: to 7, $3.00. ALL LEATHERS. S, deg Try our line of Dr. is celebrated, only original shoes for men. The cushion kind. Price $5.50. J. P. Smith and Co. Shces for Men. Tan English Bals, bench made. W.L. —— J Ne. $313 OF CONDITION OF THE frrange National Baek sf Patten is the stute of Penna. at the ciene of Business on Mareh T, 1916, RESOURCES leo nne mod dis $405.115 80 COURLE Total Inans ase ured = Donde de posiled 10 Metlure ¢irniialion {pair wisi $4. 000 09 Total UU 0B bouds fps Uritiee Gilher an UR bonds { n at incleding Blocks: ow aed wnpledgonl Total bDondag JAB NAN 23 souritive than Federal sock 1 Brook, other wheoription to stock of Federal Reserve Baik | Lons amon wa iaid $3.400 i Value of banking Boumwe (If wn Rd mibered Ly bn BaaRing holes rsitare and fAxtures ainount due from Fad eral Reserve Bank Net amount dus from approved rewerve Agenis in New York, Chicago, and Rt Louis amount due from approved remErve Agents in other re. serve _¢ilien $4 509 3400.00 Ile ae 11.304 00 19.791 81 3144078 eheckns on banks Im the same Tilly or ftoewn as reporting bank Crpemicie chedo kW and other cash Tem Fractions! raney, and cents i Notes of Banks Foderal Reserve notes and vcertifie BLE 11 .eqnl-tender nt en i Redemption fund with ® Trent rer and a ge from fF 8 Treasurer TOTAL $2,300 45 1.738 80 : 37 om SUP. piek ein, : 32% 9 3588 97 other national 1.480 08 1 RO 08 $3828 7% £70 on re 3.300 00, $734.99 03 ¥E ¥ Eds iT ES in JAB stook pald § 80. 000 00 30, 600 00 Undivided profits 33.15423 [eam ourrent expenses terest and taxes Dahl outatand- In. 3.15623 85.030 00 48 20 ing « . frvidends urinal Demand deponitn: Individual deposits HH chet sublet 133.748.147 deposit isan than 3 days hae kn Checun in 437 10 fs TY { Ash ier's outstand - 2.21045 regain. i but h £3 143.5205 Donasits nag notieos i. thar lays otal demand de- posits Time drpositn {payadis after 1D Rays. or sub inpt tas 219 ar mora naticel tartiffoatens of denosit tt er time deposits Tota! of time deposits 143.550 58 TRA 4T TY 42.391 &N 439.330. 47 $°24992 08 County of Cambria, we: i Is Bearer, Casnter of the shove-named bank, do solemnly swenr that ths above statement Is trues to the best of my knowledges and belief MD BEARER, Cashise | hefore me TCOYTAL [rate of Penna, Suhaeribed and sworn 10 thin 13th Aay of March, 1038 JAMES MELLON, Notary iublie My commission axnires Jan. ¥. 131% OR PEECT--ATTESRT. J I YanWert., T M Sheehan, Jus. A. Gsuntner -—Dirsctors BAGG 115 96 | ie 4: 140.848 03 7.306.00 | Ss. 80% 00 (jo the pasture back of the river ded. Old Lige. he reads all the books that's ‘But what'll we'uns do with Fanny Mr. and Mrs. morning at 9 o'clock, An exclusive line. Black and Price $5.00. THOMPSON PATTON, PA. by Walt Mason Tuaxede's bully all the time; it makes the passing hours sublime, and by its soft and gracious curves it soothes the soul and rests the arya, ad fills m bosom, once again, with peace on wi to men. But best | hke it when I §ood mine with jam and bread. When | have dined on Irish stew and beans and boiled potatos, too, and pie sad eggs and cheese and tripe, "tis then I best oa pe. When from the table | withdraw, I grip wi ft with my jaw, and fll it with Tuxedo mild ne in pure Tuxedo undefiled — and smoke away in perfect bliss; no pleasure can com with this. And in the curling smoke | see a that seemeth good to me. A Rd that's debonair and gay, its woes and worries done away. The plans that seemed foredoomed to fail, the work that od of no avail, now wear the rosy glow of and | endorse all sunshine “Tis thus in my Tuxedo hour: the world that seemed so dark and dour, is blooming like a rose of spring, and I'm in mood to laugh and sing. (Dass Masons i DOGGEREL | Old "Lijak Lee bought a hundred bead Of Southdown sheep, that he alms to keuwp A aEY our moR GRADE BUTTERINE BY PARCEL POST '§ poumds our Special Brand, 3Se . perid., 9 ide LL... Wm» # ba Our Royal Brand. 33e per ib. ? ibe . $00 ‘% ibs. of Our Pesrions Brand . 1.0 Peerless sent in 9 Ih packages only. We pay the postage and give enlor KINGSTON’S MARKET $184 FRANKLIN STREET Johsstown, Pa. J L Kingston, Proprietor They re high-toned crillers, aod fancy bred. sent By the Ag riculechurl ‘He ‘lows hell If we'uns lee-part- ment. he right rich some day UH Keep our JawEy away An Loole an An what's goin’ ‘come of Rover, An’ Spot, Sport, Kink, ag’ Hawg" Howl we get shet of Annie, An’ Downe an’ Browtie— Of Niger, Jigger, Nannie Tay? Why we won't have a dawg gone dawg’ Phiwey ™ 0 Ray an’ SAVE PENNIES WASTE DOLLARS EB. Shs DEATH OF KLINE CHILD IN CARROLLTOWN FF Mcintyre. ; Some users of printing save pen (mies by getting Inferior work and lose dollars through lack of adver sunoav om value in the work they get. Martha. the ten-yearoid daughter of Printers as a rule charge very reason. ¥. A. Kline, died Sun- | able prices, for none of them get day afternoon at 2:30 o'clock of rich although nearly all of them i marsmus | work hard. The funeral took place Tuesday; Moral: Give your pHnting » - interment St. Benedict's Cemetery
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