| th connection with the recent discoveries
| of smngglers’ tricks. A few years ago
ap individual in an ecclesiastical cos
tume used to cross the frontier from
Bwitzerland into France every morting
with a large breviary in his hand. He
was a man of dignified aspect and re.
‘ewived every mark of deference from the
emstoms officers, who sometimes ancim-
panied him part of the way of his daily
stroll At last a letter put the sathori-
ties on the alert, and the presumed prriewt
was fonnd to bes professional srongy ler,
who bad contrived to introdoce into
Frazee at loast 1,000 watches in his
broviary, Which on examination proved
to he a ti Hix.
Vary carious also was the experignes
of & former inspector general of operoma
here. During a vizit to Geneva he bonght
a cloek aud instructed the vender to for
ward it only when he had jnformed him
of his return to Paris, sdding thik he
mug bo careful to pay the duty. Coe of
the first things that he ooticed ii bin
wrrival at his home was this identical
finepiene in hi draping room, wid in
reply to his questions his ecsmchman #x-
plained that the tradesman had himself
slowed the look away in his carnage
Tt is ealeniated that only one ont of ten
profescinnal emogglers is ever caught.
—Lomdon Telegraph.
A Competent Yiotormes.
The complete power which a thor
oughly yraical apd hog vxperisnced
gaoter in Bias ower his trolley car was
eleariy demonstrated by one of the em
plovess of the Hestonville Line in Phila
dolphin the other day. It win dinner
Hime, and severnl of the curs were, at
evé end of the rare Incloded fn the
Yauch of cue of the motirmen Wins a
hard toiled og. In oa Fog way he
said to his peighbor, 1 will bet $4 that
f van eruck thesholl of this seg without
Breaking the egg with the front dasher
of my cur |
motorman reverssd the current aud
Backed his car un distance of ag
yards (me of his eompanions stood
ou the rear platform of the oar in frimt
god held the egg between his fingers,
with ope (nd against the rear dasber of
Ahn ear. The maker of the bet started
his ear forward at a good rate of speed
snd then apnlisd the brake bringing the
ear to a dead standstill only when i had
fo poms Bo climes Bh the oo abel an to
hold the seg supported by both oars,
Then he again reversed the current. snd
the shill was found to tw neatly tracked,
put the meat of the agg upleokea. Ey
chatge.
Where They All Gargle,
A visitor to the French springs st
Cunterets, whose sulphur wators are
highly reccunpended for throat Jiffiénl-
ties, Writes thus:
1 strolled into the Therme abd wa
Cimediately sid with astonishment
at the gargting rooms. Thi solenn way
in which people tock their glasses of
water aud went to RAINS was i source
«of wonder to one who was Bob acrustom:
alto it. 1 will draw a veil over the
gargling. It is nd a beautiful wight,
and the best looking woman cau hardly
kok pretty when engaged in it.
“ Proficienny in gaging is mach ad
mired, and I overheard » group discuss
ing 8 man who, they mid, ‘gargied »
merveille. | At the table d’hote later 1
was mused to hear 8 min ark a good
ooking girl if she gargled. “Oh, yes,
monsiear,” Was tbe reply. ‘Shall we
gurgle together Wancrrow? be asked,
nud she seemed quite pleased. Pear:
wm's Weekly.
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Two of » Kind.
A professor was waiting for a train st
a railway station, and having nothing
hetter with which 10 take up his mind
began chafliug a bal witted fellow
who did odd jobs about the place. So
saya Beottish Nights, from which wa
borrow the story. :
“f gay, Jamy.' said the professor in
& tone intended to reach the ears of the
pystanders, were you ever at college?”
Ng, sit.” answered Jamy, "bot I've
“been at sebool.
“Indesd,”’ said the witty professor.
And who had the houor to be your
schoolmester
“Master Black."
“Why, " said the wit, U
schoolmaster oo" ™
“Do tell me!” exlsimed Jammy.
Man, who'd 8 thought oid Black eonid
have turced out two Like us?’
; Goats In Baggege Cars
Boome years ago the bogguge depart.
soent of the Northern Pucitic road iesued
‘fa order that vo goats should be trans
ported in baggage cars A peculiar inci
dent bronght about the general order. A
goat had wen pleced io a tuggage oar
that was boppd for the Pacific cost
Paring the trip the animal bad eaten
fhe leather straps that bold tle brass
checks ty the tronks When Portland
‘us resched, the chetks were ail on
i fliucr of tha car, and thire wid Bo
way of Wieniifging the tronks I: tok
nearly three months ta straighten out
the tangle, snd the general order was
feged. — Minneapolis Tanes.
Perfume.
In the collinting of perfumes two proc-
ees sre employed. In ule, the grease
process, boxes with gles bottops are
prepared, the bottum being covered with
pure grease or suet, and the Bowers,
gathered fresh every day during 1he sea-
0m, are lald om trays jp the box, the
grease beng left to absorb the fra-
gruvoe, iu the oil process the phaoe of
sass is taken by ection beating sata.
yoted with oil, the process being sub.
stantially the same, In both cases the
withicke becomes impregnated with the
eMential idl apd odor of Bowers.
ELS A Sea Torm
The meaning of Al fo
pame of a ship signifies that she 1s per
feotly seaworthy dud insured at Lioyds'
fpr the lowest figure, After pine years,
ues thoroughly repaired, she sinks in
Myation sud is removed from the first
elggs Kansas City Star,
NE en ry
FT RNR
A pool was mis and the
Lord Raleigh says that the delusion
of water appearing in mirages on bot,
sandy plains is due to the fact that the
andisturbed stratum of air pear the earth
is highly rarefied A ray of light falling
very obliquely npon this stratum and be-
ing totally reflected reaches the iy of
an observer jost ax it womld if reflected
from water. The phenomenon is, striot-
ly speaking, tne of refraction rather than
reflection. Now, just ax the glass lend
forms an image on the screen, io the
erestailine lens of the eye forms an ime
age on the retina or snwitive back part
of the eve This retina mage is invert
od. aa all retina images ave, and being
projected to another strata of rarefied afr
above has the effect of making the der
logion perfect. Raleigh further SAYS
that there hax been moch ynnecHisary
speculation in connection With fhe the
cry of inverted retina images, the mys
tery being that we do not mee ail things
inverted, The truth of the matter ie
pow kek for something you Dever saw
in a bike du pot wee the retina im.
age at all; we only feel it. 1 we cond
soo the imaps cn the eve of some one
alse, wa would certainly see it inverted
Paiunfal
She Then you sre willing to dip for
me?
He Ach, with pleasure!
Sha Weil, 1 don't usk for that, hut 1
am going to put your affoerion to the
:
Ho By all means. What am 1 fo do
for yom? Shall Leapture a Hon, or say
to the mighty coean, Stand still; my
Jove carpmands 147
Bhi No, I do's crave after any soe’
impossibilities. There is aniy one thing
I ask of you
He «What is it?
SheeNever to come bore again —
Unsere Gesellschaft
Two Drummers For Trade. ;
A Portland rere it hss roenritle had
ated to hid an ‘ :
commercial travelers great yiciasitndes
of fortune, One who wailed to solieit
syade for a cortain brand of calchap Was
at ona time one of the leading marchants
of Boston, and his residence, when ad-
versity cme, sold under the hammer
for $73,000. The other, who had a Line
of vigard, had been twire sleeted poy
ernor of ome of the largest of the middie
wostern states — Portland (Me § Adver
tienr
Cur army does more traveling than
sty other on the globe. When troops
are moved in Frame or Germany, it is
unity for a shart distance, but shifung
the position of a regiment in this coun
try sometimes involves thousands of
wri ow of pewvald
ih day dee Yak Elvan Away
siblishers of The Happy Home
wn elesran® Bune toned night
pone wedi wt $800 00, absolntely free
+ the person sending them the argent
ed in the name of ther
fubhiestion, "Tbe Hop
wr Hine Additional presents,
urea a od wuts hes,
siver watoben sewing machine, mosie
hex, silk dresses, China dinner sef, and
Bey gabe aed wsefal articles, will
y we veied in order of merit, and
we seeding not fees thin ten
{peredve a present of valoe
ae eithe plural or singular works, bat
wl nie eller miogy Liomik Than
is appears in the text, “The Happy
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