r r Abeuf ninety v,m?, j. .-. 0 r.Vl,K cf my sK'rv cm": .,U :-.s 'l. I: v; i,', Vcfiuonf, nMwn ;,- HuiM (,f ;...,n., fillip of Koflum-h-uu or Springfield, it 13 Impossible to .s.y v',1 -h, that tin: I LNAnlin ...1.1.1. - . . , 1 .1 . "'S l""m "IHC.'l WAS TI P IK!))0 I'! tl!0 hitrwno stood, surtouudcd by n fore? The rrnl ti-itiips .' tJ;, rr'nrs in !! trasxdy of the woods have p.-'-.l ot oi tne lfli--if!, i.ml !'ic n !v. Mibsf.tate names whi -h .-.o'r o rnyluiud. ' I have finished my rr-in iiinir, Hob i t t. .. ii ... eii.unuj n.n:i carry tne Turn homo today. I (iin.k I wi'I sppiol the day Willi ji;m. (.teen, r.nd wn h you would ccmc and meet me and bring (bo bah Iiomo, mid the young wife, taking tbc linen yarn in her apron and tbe baby on cry well,' "replied die husband giving inn crowing child a kiss, ns ho started offwith his boo over b's shoul tier to Ins v beat field. J lis lot bad been burnt over nnd sown with wheat. but tho huge slumps of the old trees nnd the thick underground roots i tlio new liiud, prevented (he use of tho plow. All day l.o worked busily in the Jrcsh soil, with tbe strange wood Bounds buvui. mm, eating ins luneii nt noon, irom n little basket, until the lengthen nig shadows of (he forest nround his clearing be.lokcned sunset. Then lie started off lo meet bis wife. A mil or two in i lie forest hi neighbor Green had uiado a clearing, lie went on without meeting bis wife and baby. uiiui im3 gor to in neighbor s door. 1 ,, saiu i;r. (rreon, ic answer to bis ioiuiries, ' didn't you meet her ? hue hasu t been gone long only a few minutes.' I an she possibly have missed tbe marked trees r nsked Robert Harris aghast. Do not be alarmed, neighbor flar- ris,' said Mr. Green, ' I will go back wilh you.' The two men went together through tho forest, which every "moment grew darker and drearier. 'J hey callcd'ilrs. Harris' name aloud at interval?, but there came no reply. They kept say ing to each other, We may find her at home but they were heavy at Leai f. The log house was reached, but tbc mother nnd baby wcro not (here. The cow lowed to be milked, nnd tbo pigs, who ran in the woods all day and came home at night, clamored for their usu. al food, but tbo men took no notice of them. Back again through tbo woods with a lantern, calling and hallooing. Then they went lo tbo next clearing, nnd tbo next. A woman lo ;t ! ' What. tc'p-rnrn in the exciting days of battle ever fell more thrilling on human cans than those words, going from mouth to mouth am ing tbe homes of a now coun- try ? With it in m i-clm and dfttermined wills the warm-h.nrtn 1 settlors rtarted out. ' Wo w"il gcour the wooas ; wo will fiud Ler, never fear ! ' According to a custom they hal at such time-!, they blc.v (limier horns, built fires, and shouted until they were hoarse. No tidings of tbe lo.-t cues '.bat night. AH tbe next day they eeaitbed, and day after day as long as possiblJ. lires iroro kept smouldering among tho trees, men who knew the woods kept resolutely to tbe search, but (be budding Apiil forest bad its own se crets. When Mi-. Harris started, with ber baby in her arms, from Mrs. Green's expecting momentarily to meet' her husband, frhc went on enrelestdy, her ettcntion being directed in part to tho child, when, suddenly looking up, she discovered no white scar of the axo on any tree in sight J'ut she fancied she had only stepped out of tbc path, and might in a moment regain it. A vain fancy ! tibo wont on, but nothing fa miliar met ber rye. The niylit came on, The song birds went to list, and llio owls commenced their doleful booting. iShe was alone with ber infant in a great sta ff forest, where never woodman's axe had rebo cd. She was lot. She sat down fuiut and tired, and, woman like, begau to cry. Hark ! that was a human shout. 1 She oroto and, holding ber course ran brcithlessly toward it. And now tbo thought bhc beard it egnin, farther oft'. Manv hours rf that n!hk anoin"-, wuu i-sterieiil an is hrr IriAtir s so near that she could bear thorn, Vnt 6o far avray that no effort of lrcn lied strength could cnaWe ber to reach their protecting pitseuco. Towards pioming she slept, b ailing nihilist a tree, with tbo baby on her bosom. But ho started iiprvonsly in ber dreams and at tbc first bird song, u-.viAo to full cousciuusnes3. Willi daybreak ramo a renewal of her courago. Hur friends would find them. fc-'ho saw near ber some last year's berries, and tough leaves o! wiuter-grccn, and a few acorns. A poor breakfast, butsbo cat whatever she could find, for tbo sake ot her child more than herf'wu. This day also sho ran wildly through tho (angle of dead brakes and berries, grow ing from the decay of centuries, over the gullies and jagged mckft, past mle branches that caught and rent her dress, till she eamo to the dying em bers of a fire. Hero sho lingered long. Her friends had been hero ; perhaps Jiobert had kindled this fire with bis -mn noni a and T , r.n ' iur f ;frrioi . 1 I. . . il: . ntt l.(U10IU iiir.i in WOOI1S L0I11L' ' T,. l .1 . 1 . 1 . . " JiO prolonged shriek of tbo dinner ,0m. "be calls with the depc ratiou pf one drowuiug; she rushes forwm'd, but the grouud is rough, uud ulua! how I - 'i I- JOIIXG. HALL, Pinprutor. CC12 7 IS H'. BARRETT, Publuhrr. heavy tbc baby grows ! Sho is giddy Irom the loss of sleep nnd tbc want of food. The baby moans, and will not bo comforted. Iu this way sho passed the day and another dreadful night She Cuds nnothcr fire j she stays by it and keeps it burning through tho night for she is afraid of wolves. Another morning and sho is almost hopeless. O, will not hcavcu pity her ? Tho lit tle ono grows weaker; ho cannot lift up his head. Another terrible night; baby moans pitcouslj ; bo falls into convulsions ; tbe nest be dies. All day she carried tho little, lifeless body ,iu her arms, nnd all uigbt, boheath the u'n pitying stars, she holds it ou her bos om. ho carried tbo little dead burden day after day, until tho nurplo hue of decay was setting rapidly over it. Then she looked about Jbr a spot wnero sue migiit dig tho tiny crrave so deep that the wildcat and wolf would not scent it out. cak as she was, this was no easy tas-k, but in ber wander. nigs she came upon a giant tree uptorn at some lormer time ty a hurricane lu the soft earth where the roots bad lain, she scooped out tbo baby's resting place, and, making it soft with uioss covered the cold little form forever from her sight. Hour after hour uass- ed : bow to commence tho dreadful pilgrimage ? Then sho Doted everything about the spot. Hero was a rock, there stood nn lmmcnso hemlock. Yes .she would know the place. Sho could find it easily with llobert. 1 hen began the strueralo through the wilderness. Pay after day, week after week she pa?sed on. Her 6hocs were worn to fragments aud fell from her feet. Her garments wore torn to tat ters. But tho days grow warmer, and tho fever that was burning in ber veins made even tbe soft showers that fell upon ber welcome. First sho ato tho buds of trees and tbo bark of tbe birch. Presently she btgou to find the young neck berry leaves, and now ami then she came upon a patridgo's nest, and greedily sucked the eggs. After n tunc there were red raspberries and black thimble berries iu the woods and tllPll ffcp knew it nin July Tlin trees had now put on afresh their beautiful garments. But for the de licions poetiy one Gndj in the woods, sauntering out from tho busy world for nn hour, sho cared nothing. She saw nothing but trees, trees, in inter--min able succession. It seemed years, yes, ngc-s ago, that sho swept the bearlh wilh a birch broom, and sung the baby to sleep in Hubert's eabiri. Her mind grew bewildered, still she went on, on, on. 'When she came ton large stream idio went up towards its source until sho could wado acioss it. 8ohho said ; and she affirmed that she never cro.-sed a stream wider than a brook. be paid no attention to sun end mooa as a guide or indication of the compass, but she must have tak en a northwesternly direction. Thcro was Black liver, Mill river, Water quecchy, and White Wait's Well, flow ing into tho Connecticut river from the Vermont side ; but she constantly as serted that sho saw none of them. Through J uly and August there wore berries of various kinds, and by means of these Uo sustained what littlo life wxi left. And uow tlio maple began to tako on its gorgeous crimson, and the silver birches to wear thuir pala gold of September the birds were leav ing tho forest ; occasionally she had glimpses of a black bear, turued out of tbo path afraid of human form ; but no human being did sho meet, and long before human voices had ceased to call her name. I as sno alono on tho earth, and wus tbe earth one vast wilderness without outlet, without a clearing or a scttloiucut ? Had God taken all life but that of brutes, and forgotten her, or orduined hor to wander forever '( Tramp ing, with her feet bleeding and cocking nt first, and afterwards cal. loused naked or nearly so ; knowing nothing of time or place, sho was fast becoming idiotic ; when dio was huug ry the sought for food, but tho great idea lingering in her mind was that of prossing on. Sinco the luxuriauce of summer had filled tbc forest with ferns and a uow growth of brier and under brush, there was more trouble in pass ing through. But she had become quite accustomed to tbo rough woik aud the IroLzy at last become a steady, con stant habit almost the labor of life to lit. One day in October, the inhabitants of tho villago of Charleston, N. 11., wero startled ido tho wildest excite ment by seciug a nearly naked eimmoia tod yomau, with her hair streaming upon ber shoulders, walk with bewilder, cd g ic along tho streets. She told thiiu sho v.'us Hubert Harris' T.ifc and that tbo was lost. ' Bobort Harii' wife who had disap pi a' rd from tho opposite side of tbo river iu April ! ,cxclaimol tbo villagers. ' How hud slo crocicJ tbe Couuc-Jti. if. I I :t-,k v -if- XTDGWAV, rEXXA cut 1 Where had she been all this time ? ' But she told them that she bad ncv cr crossed tho Connecticut, nnd that sho had been lost in the woods all this time. Thero was no lack of hospital ity ; tho wanderer was immediately clad anu icu ana circa le to tho utmost ohiutears went at ouco and brought her husband, for tho story of his bo reavement was well known on tho Charleston side of the river. e can only imagine the mcetin" ana tne fears that were shed nt tbo thought of the httla forsaken gravo by the uprooted tree. But it is said that joy bells were rung in the village, and iou jwur woman a nvmg RKexton, was cursed nnd retted everybody viein" wuu ucr ncigiitior to lavish every good ming upon nor until tier weakcucd mind recovered Us tone again. As sho constantly asserted she had never crossed the river, it is supposed enu tiauuereu into iano.ua, nna going round the Connecticut nt its source, or crossing where it was a brooklet, passed down the xew Hampshire 8 d until she reached a looation just oppesito that Irom which sho started. n ucn sne began to grow stron" again ber mind recurred constantly to tho gravo in tho wilderness. She de scribed to her husband its surroundings and he went and scearched for it but without success. As soon as she was ablo, she went out with her husband nnd other friends to search but tbe baby's grave was Never found. It was thought very strange that she in all her wandering, never mot a rov. ing Indian, but so it was. Tho Indian tribes bad perhaps nearly disappeared ' Kmrbind since the French irom JNew Jvirland since the French and Indian war ; but however that may oe tne nrst human being she saw after the burial of her infant, was in Char leston. This singular legend has decinded to (he writer, from a decendant of hers. who was the third child born It tho town of Buckingham, Vermout, and tho story is mi uuuouoiea iact. I' is Well with the Child. Bishotl T.ei'-litoii thnn wrote to hi. be. sister's husband ou tho death of a loved child : " I am glad of vour health, nnd of tbe recovery of your liulo ones ; but, in deed, it was a sharp stroke of the pen that told me your little Charlie was dead, nnd felt it truly more tbaa to my remembrance lhan 1 did tho death ol any child in my lifetime. Sweet thing ! and he is so ouieklv laid asleep i1 Happy lie ! Though we shall 'no more have the pleasui-e of his lisping and crying, nor tho pain ot being sick, or of dyina ; ami hath wholly escaped tho trouble of schooling, and the- sullerinsof bovs. as well as the riper and deeper triets of upper years. this poor life being noth ing all along but a linked chain of ma ny sorrows nnd many deaths. Tell my deal lister sho is now so much moro akin' to tho other world, and this will be quickly passed to us all. lie is but gone a few hours earlier to bed, as tbe children used to do, and we aro undress ins to follow. And tbe moro wo rut oil tho love of tho world and all thins surptrfl uous beforehand, we shall have less to do when wo Ho down," Autumn Days. When nutuuiu days come, Natuie, like a retired merchant' changes its manner from thrift and bustling iu dustry to languid losuro and unostcn. talious luxury. Tbe sun rises earlier and sets later than when it hal nil the summer crops ou hand, and was play ing universal husbaudiuan. Thcro is no nest building, and no birds singiug now, which is a purely domestio ar rangement' designed on tho birds' part to keep peace in the family while the children ore being raisad' and bid aside as soon as ever tbc young birds are off their bunds. Mornings come fleeced in mists, which hang over streams and low moist places. Tho sun plays with them but they perish in his arm. A few belated flowers yet keop watch, but chiefly the asters, which bricg all tho fields, siar the edges of forests, and. like tbc luto comci at a feast, seem bent up. on mukiug up lost time. At night tlio crickets and katydids scrape their shrill viols, and fill the air with tremulous music. Over all tbe shrinkiug fields the trees lift up their gorgeous foliago like thoso who wait for tlu marriage aud tho bridegroom, they shine, out in gorgeous apparel. Beet-her'a Xoru-ood. J. Boss Brown's second report on tbe resources of tbe Pacific States is in prepaiation. Ho calculates the product of gold this year at $7l),OUO,OdO, and of Nevada silver at 810,0l'0.000. Tn r.ouic of tbo Western States courting is termed ' breaking heifers." Moro expressive than poetic, A stump fence in Maine has lasted oue liuudrcd and fifty years, and is now us good as ever. Getting Bipo Tho Chestnuts. n 'A t I A: .. I -i.il S3 OCTOBER 10, 1SC7. Cousin Salty CHliat tl. Cousin Sally Dillard is a story, by Hamilton C. Jones, that must not die, and as it has been somo time since the public have been called upon to laugh over its exquisite ridiculousness, we will give it a start again : Scene. A court of justice in South Ct'rolinq. A beardless disciple of Themis rises and thus addressos tbc Court : May it please your worship and you gentlemen of the jury, siuco it has been my fortune Eond or bad (I will not say) to exercise nnseit iu legal disquisition, it has never uuiuucii me 10 dc oungca to prosccuto so dircfully marked an assault a more willul, violent and dangerous batterv. and finally a moro diabolical breach of the peace has seldom happened ia a civ. lhzed country, nnd I dare say it seldom has been your duty to pas3 upon one so shocking to benevolent feelio'-s, as this 111 i ? wnicn toon place over at Captain Ilico s in this county ; but you will hear from ibo witnesses. Tbo witnesses beiug sworn, two or three were examined and donnsr.d ; flnn said that he heard the noise but did not see the fight; another that ho saw the row, but did uot know who struck first, aud another that ho was very drunk and couldn't say much about the skrim mage. Lawyer Chops I am sorry, ffcntle- mcu, to have occupied your tirao with the stupidity of tho witnesses examined. It arises, gentlemen, from a misappre hension ou my rart. Had I known, as I now do, that. I had a witness who was acquainted with all the circumstances of the case, and who was able to make him- self clearly understood to tho court nnd jury, I should not havo trespassed so long ou your patience. Como forwnnl Mr. Harris, and be sworn. So forward comes the witness, n fat.. cbtiffy old man, a " lectio" cornad, and took hia oath wit an air. Cbors Harris, we wish vmi tn tall about tho riot that happened tbo other day at Captain Rico's, nnd as a good deal of time has already been wasted in cir cunilocution, wo wk'h you to be compen. dious, nt thn same lipifl fl nvrilirMf 09 no-isiblo. Harris Adzakly (giving the lawyer a knowing wink, at the same tirao clear ing his throat). Captain Bice ho gin a treat, and coiuin Sally Dillards sho conits over to our house and axed mo if my wife she r,!otttn't go. I told cousin Sally Dillard that my wifs wa3 poorly, being as how sho bad a touch of rheu matics in the hip, and a big swamp was up in the road, there bavin been a great deal of rain lately, but howsoiuever 83 it was she, cousin Sally Dillard, 1 said my she mout go. Well, cousin Sally Dill urd then axed ma if Moso ho montent go. I told cousin Sally Dillard that he was foreman of tho crap, and tho crap was smartly in the grass ; but howsom ever, as it was she, cousiu Sally Dillard, Moso he mout go. Chops in the name of common sense Mr. Harris, what do you moan by this ngmarolo ? Witness Captain Rice ho gin a treat and cousin Sally Dillard she came over to my houso and axed me if my wife she moutu't go, and I told cousin Sally Dill ard Clicps Stop, sir, if you please ; wc don't want to hear about your cousiu Sally Dilltrd or your wife, tell us about tho fight at Bice s. Witncs Well, I will, sir, if you will let ma. Chops Well, sir, go on. Witness Well, sir, Captain Bice, ho giu a treat, and cousin Sally Dillard she came over to my house, and asked mo if my wife she mout go Chops Hero it is again. Witness plcaso .o stop. , Witness Well, sir, what do you want ? Chops We want to know about tho fight, aud you must not proceed with this impcrtiucut story. Do you . know any thing about tbe matter befoie tbe court If Witness To bo sure I do. Chops We'! go on, then, and tell it aul nothiug clue. Witness Well, Captain Rice, begin a treat Chops This is intolerable May it please the court, I move that tho witness be commuted for a contempt. Ho soems to bo trifling with this court. Court Witness, you nro before tho 'court of justice, and, udIcss you behave yourself in a more becoming manner, you will be seut to jail ; so begin aud tell mo what you know about the light at Bice's. Witness, somewhat alaTmed--Wcll, gentlemen, Captain Bioe he gin a treat aud eousiu Sally Dillard Court (after deliberating) Mr. Ats torney, the court is ot tho cpiniou that we may save time by letting the witness go on his own way. Proceed Mr. Harris with your story, but stick to the point. , Witness Yes, gentlemen, .Well, Captain B'oo be gin a ticat, and cousiu Sally Dillurd como over to our houso and axed me if my wite mout1 nt go, I V? rw- Qftvv Vf . S1N. it' I Mi 1,1 mn a. )?!. . VOLUME SEYEX-XCMDEK 31. TERMS 150 ? .LVATJ. told cousin Sally Dillard that my wife sho was very poorly, being as bow she had rheumatism, in her hip, and tbo bi swamp was up , however as it was, cous in Sally Dillard, my wife sho mout go Cousin Sally Dillard then axed me il iJose he mout nt go. I told cousin Sal ly Dillard as how Moso was tho fore man of tbc cran. and thn pn w,is emm-t ly iu tlie grass, but bowsomcver, as it was she, cousin Sally Dillard, Moso ho mout go. do they goes on together, Mosc, my wife, and cousin Sally Dilard and they comes to tbo big swamp nnd it was up, as I was tclhV vou : bllt flpinn as iiow mere Was a log across tho hie swamp, coutin Surly Dillard and Mosc - . , n like genteel folks, they walked tho lo hut my wile like a darned fool, hoisted nor coats and waded throuch Cbopo Heaven nnd earth, this is to uau , out go on. Witness Well, that's all I know mo ngnt. f Jut-ions Talilc of Figures Just hand this table to a lady, and icqucfi ncr to leu in which column or columns her age is contained. Add to gether the figures at the top of tho col umns in which her ago is found, nnd you have tho groat secret. Thus sup poso her ago to be 17. You will find tho number 17 only in two columns, namely, the first aud tilth, and the lir figures of these two columns make 17. Hero is tho magic table : 1 2 4 8 18 32 2 3 5 0 17 83 5 6 G 20 18 3 4 : 7 7 7 11 10 31 9 10 12 '12 20 80 11 11 13 13 21 37 13 11 11 M 22 3S 15 15 15 15 23 30 17 IS 20 21 21 40 10 19 21 25 25 fil 21 22 32 2G 2G 42 23 23 23 27 27 43 25 25 23 S 23 41 27 27 20 20 20 15 29 30 80 30 80 16 31 81 31 31 81 47 33 34 86 40 43 43 35 35 37 41 49 40 89 30 80 43 51 51 41 42 41 41 52 52 43 43 45 45 53 53 45 43 4fl 40 54 54 47 43 47 47 55 55 40 50 52 53 50 55 51 51 53 57 57 57 53 51 51 53 33 53 55 55 55 50 53 50 57 58 00 GO GO GO 50 59 Gl Gl Gl - Gl Gl G2 G2 G2 G2 62 G3 C3 G3 G3 G3 G2 Facts Worth Somomboring. The total number of human beings on tbo earth, is computed at three thou sand millions, and they speak throe thousand and sixty-four known tongues. The average duration of life is thir ty three and ono third years. One fourth die before they aro soven years old, and one-half before tbo ago of seventeen. Out of one hundred persons, ouly six reach the age of sixty years. Out of five hundred persons only ono attains tho ago of eighty. Sixty persons die t-vcry minute. Q'all men live longer than short ones and murricd men longer than ginglo I ones. Ilich men live, on an average, forty two years, but tho poor only thirty years. There is ono drunkard in every scv ctly.four persons. ' Great Curiosity. A person of an observing turn of mind if ho has rode through a country town, bo has noticed how curious youngsters along tho routo will fill tho windows with thoir anxious faces, in order to catch a glimpse of all passers by. A Yankee pcdler drove up ia front of a houso ono day, and seeing all hands and tbo cook btariug from the windows, got oil' from his cart, and tho following dialogue took place with tho man of tho house : " Has there been a funeral - in family lately ? " -"No, why?" " I saw there was ono pane of that didn't have a head in it," your glass '' You leave blaslcd ;';iek, or will be a funeral ! " there A corrcspondco state tint wheat bread, toasted on both rides, will euro dysentery in a very short time. Modesty ;j like a sober flowor, says tbo London Fun ; it takes no more than its duo. Two North Carolina freed men fought a duel about a woman. Weap ons, axes. Result, oue intelligent voter split open. - - Seventy native Christians aro said to be imprisoned nt Nagasaki, Japan, on recount of tlir religion. V., ,, .' i' i tnj. Tiiil-LiiUli I.-. fii- bums: VII 'fly llm jYhEtli'niilg tv a) i lie emu nn .1 liMrrrai il, ."ncwors : Tr tlio ll 1 v t"" "" rcis paio e !: I friilM 1'v llio leaves with russet .!'oUhI j : (lie (iiny iu.il clouded mourn ; Hy tlio drooping cnt.s 0f col.t) . riy tl'p mcntowi overspi nnd : Wiih tho Fiidcv'..t n.ivy tlroi l; f'y tho soft nnd shadowy s!:v ; 3!y the thousand tears t!i.;! Every woeph.g hough hen :i:h Bummer, wo perceive thy l.- :t!i . Summer, all tUy charms are pnt ; Summer, thou art wasting freit j t careeiy nuo of all Ihy res. j On thy fade I how reposes. Thrush and uig!iiiiiga!0 have lonj Ceased to woo the with their song; Aud, on every lonely height, Swallows gather for their flight ; While tho wild wind's dreary tone, Sweeping through the valleys h.n'e, Pa lly sighs, with mournfulbreutli, Iicrjuieiiis (or sweet mmnier's death. Clwmbcn' Journal. ts,i.s.ra avT. Kate and Jack were not brother nnd sister. If they bad been, I hepo they would not bo seen in such a f ad iviar-cf amUt was all about a very little thing. ' Kate's mother ravo her nn mL 7i Jack's aunt gave him a pear and they went out to play. Kate played she was the cook nnd Jacs was tho porter. After a while Jack said. " I mn.;t and cat my apple," whereupon Kate flew into a liltlo iiassion. end told 1 I!P1 llA should not touch the a nr. o. for t 1.4 icrs. Jack pnw (ho Apple and the rtrar Itr. iwr side by side, and of the two ha rntli cr though tbo apple would suit him best, and so, without thinking whether ho was doing as ho would be" done by, ho said ho must have a bite ff that nn pic, and set out t j get it. Kate saw hia motion, and laying bold of tho ladlo that belonged to her as cook, sho Won to lay tho strokes on Jack's head and shoulder with s good deal of effect. Mow long llio contest lasted, or wlmt ended it, wc need not say ; but ic lens than half an hour :he scene changed to makinE: it ur. The apple and tho near had beer. lv. ing still all the timo, and perhaps won dering what tho silly children mm quarreling about and Ki;to and Jack be- :an to think there was no eroat wit, in bruising each other. So Jack told K'at that ho was only in fun when bo snnl-A of getting a biio of her apple, for ho was really quite satisfied with his year. ihis moved Kate s sood feeling, nml without more a lo, she replaced her ladlo U l ?.1Jle,Lt!1'c&;.s.'.5nJ wiin manv place lo make it well." thy wero ouco more as happy as birds and as peaceful as la.nbs. Neither the apple nor the pear tasted any better for the fuis they had oeca- s'ume l, and when they came to cat them the) proposed to exchange so that Kata at .lack s pear, and Jack cat Kate's ap ple : . hat quarrel was ever worth what it co: t lBws and Girh' V,'ick A Dead Lady Brought to Life. An interesting and astonishincr event transpired on the 221 ult.. at the houso of Mr. Georgo Chandler, a farmer liv ing near llio Lowell road, between Nashua and Tyngsboro, Mass. A phy sicii.n, Dr. Stroiuski. stonned on the . ternoou of the day mentioned at Mr. C's houso to feed his bor.o. On entering tbc houso, Mrs. Chandler informed tho doctor that her daughter, Susan, died on Saturday, and that the body bad been placed in coffin for interment on Sun. day. The doctor on looking into tho eofiin remarked tint tho girl was not dead, but only in a fit. He ordered tho removal ol the body and placed it iu a warm bath. After a long struglo tio girl was brought to life. After leaving somo medicine, tho doctor took his de parture. On tho following day tho oue assigned for the funeral the resus. citated voided a tape worm measuring twenty-eight feet in length, and instead of burying Miss Susan Chandler, the pa. rents interred the caused all her trebles. Dn.METiiiLs, King of Macodon, would ut times retire from business and givo himself wholly to pleasures On one of these occasions, giving ou . that ho was sick, his father, Anti: onus, came suddenly to vi-iit him, and not a lair ilamacl coiiiin;? out of his roim. When Antigonus came in, Demetrius said : " Sir the fever has just lefa me." Antigonus replic.l , " I think it was it I jiu-t met at the door." A school boy being asked to Jlelino the word " admission," said it lliaant twenty-fivo cents. ' Twenty-five li nt",' echoed tho school master, ' what sArt of a definition do you call that'' ' ' 1 llou't know,' sulkily repl'od the b y, ' bul I'm sure it says so on tho advortiscnjienu down at the show.' ' Yes,' said neither boy, and children half price' if a man sella a watch for 5(ty dol. lars, buys it back lor forty dollars, c!!.j it forty-eight dollars, how does ho make by tba transaction then uch It but de ado re. looks as it be uiu.lo fifteen dollars, UU U1UII I, 1 he Badicilfl nt Washington claro that there will bo no attempt at impeachment unless Wade is fit moved us l'res'dcnt of tbo Senate. Come oue, Como uil uud for tho Advocate. sub. ibo Scleral Heavy frost ou tbo 7th of Oct
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