DRAWING k TOOT! Tushmakcr's Pulling MacliineWas a Wonderful Invention. KILLED HIS FIRST PATIENT. But That Simply Couldn't Be Helped, and the Autopsy Showed Why tha 1 Victim Lifted Hie Right Leg Eaoh Time the Lever Was Turned. Mr. Tuslnunker whs never regulurly bred as a physic-Inn or surgeon, but be possessed naturally a strong nievbnn lcal geulus and a line appetite, uml. finding tils teeth of great service In gratifying the latter propensity, he concluded that he could do more good In the world and create more real hap piness therein by putting the teeth of Its Inhabitants In good order than ,ln any other way, so Tushmnker be came a dentist. lie was the man who first invented the , method of placing small cog wheels In the buck tooth for the more perfect mastication of fond, and he claimed to he the original discoverer f ilnit rietluiil nf Mlliiiii en V I ties with A LIBERAL OFFER. We Guarantee to Cure Dyspepsia If We Fail the Medicine Costs Nothing. To unquestionably prove to the peo ple that Indigestion and dyspepsia can be permanently relieved and that Kex nll Dyspepsia Tablets will bring about this result, we wKl furnish the medi cine absolutely free If It fulls to give satisfaction to any one using It The remarkable success of Reiall Dyspepsia Tablets Is due to the high degree of scientific skill used In devis ing their formula as well as to the care exercised In their manufacture, whereby the well known properties of JUsmuth-Subnltrate and Pepsin have Jeen combined wltb Carminatives and tber agents, Blsmuth'Bubhltraiu and Pepsin are constantly employed and recognized by the entire medical profession as Invaluable In the treatment of Indiges tion and dyspepsia. , The Tepsln used In Rexall Dyspep sla Tablets Is prepured by: a proc ess .which develops Its greatest effi ciency. Pepsin supplies to the diges tive apparatus one of the most Impor tant elements of the digestive fluid, and without It the digestion and as similation of food are Impossible. The carminatives possess properties which aid In relieving the disturb ances and pain caused by undigested food. This perfect combination of ' these Ingredients makes a remedy In valuable for the complete relief of In digestion and dyspepsia. , We are so certain of this that we urge you to try Rexall Dyspepsia Tab- lets on our own personal guarantee. Three sizes, 25 cents, 50 cents and $1.00. Remember you can obtain Rexall Remedies only at The Rexall Store. For Sale by Stoke & Fetch t Drug Co,, ittynoldsvilln, Ha. IF ides WANTED I All kinds of Hides bought and highest cash prices paid H. A DEL SON Reynoldsville, Penn'a m Md of putty which, becoming nuro J..i-ct!y. ciuws the (until to ache so M i voiisly. that It has to be pulled. tl!lll,V glvlllg lllf (ll'tlliMl two sue- ii : .:m' lees for till' same Job. 'i :i -hnmUcr w..it one ilny Heated hi i. .lire In the city of Huston when a M'-.s old fvllow. named llylea pie M":'e.l hltneir to have a buck tooth ; i-.i v.-ii 'The tlelillst seated his patient In .lie c!i:ilr nf torture ami. opening lil: in: -j !i. discovered there an enor mous i-mi'.i on the right hand slile :tl:oui as large, us lie afterward, ex pressed It. "as a stun II polyglot HI lile." "1 shall have trouble with this tooth." thought Tuslinmker, but he cl:i;iicil on his heaviest forceps und pulled. It didn't come. Then he tried the turnscrew, exerting his utmost strength, but the tooth wouldn't stir. (Jo n way from lien-." tld Tm-h-inker to Ityles. ":;:id n turn in a eel; : 'il 111 draw Hi,;; inuili for you or ;.'io-,v the reus; ii why." liyles got up. . :.;ipod a hatnlkerchlnf to his jaw and ; :; forth. I lion the ilentlsl wont to work, and In throe ilnys he invented an Instru ment which he was confident would l"i!l anything. It vns a combination f the lover, pulley, wheel und axle, i.ic lined plane, wedgo and screw. The clings were made and the machine li, i; up In the ollice over an Iron clinlr remlei-'d perfectly stationary by !:wi roils gi.lng ilowii Into the loiiielutloii-t of the granite building. In i. wool; old Hylet retttrned. !I v.:s t in i ii t-t I into the iron chair, the ion ops eoiinecieil with the machine attached llrmly to the tooth, and Tush maker. stationing himself in the rear, took hold of a lever four feet In length. He turned it slightly. Old Ityles gave a groan and lifted his right leg. Another turu. another groan, and up went the leg again. " "What do you raise your leg for?" asked the doctor. "I can't help It," said the patient "Well." rejoined Tuslituaker. "that tooth Is bound to come out now." He turned the lever clear round wltb a sudden Jerk and snapped old Byles' head clean mid clenr from bis shoul ders, leaving a space of four inches between the severed parts. Tbey had a postmortem examination. The roots of the tooth were found extending down the right side, through the right leg and turning up In two prongs un der the sole of the right foot "No wonder," said Tushmnker, "he raised his right leg." The jury thought so, too, but they found the roots much decayed, and, Dvo surgeons swearing that mort men tion would have ensued In a few months, Tushmnker was cleared on a verdict of "Justifiable homicide." He was a little shy of that lnstru tnent for some time afterward, but one day an old lady, feeble and flaccid, came in to have a tooth drawn, and. thinking that It would come out very easy, Tusbmaker concluded. Just by way of variety,, to try the machine, no did so and at the first turn drew tb o old lady's skeleton completely and entirely from her body, leaving her a mass of quivering Jolly In her chair Tusbmaker took her home In a pillow case. She lived seven years nfter that and they called her the "India rabbet woman." She had suffered terribly' with the rheumntlsm, but nfter this occurrence never had a pnln in her bones. The dentist kept them In n glass case. After this the macblno was sold to tho contractor of tho Boston custom bouse, and It was found that a child of threo years of ago could, by a sin gle turn of the screw, rnlso a stone weighing twenty-threo tons. Smaller ones were mndo on the same principle and sold to the keepers of hotels and Restaurants. They were used for bon ing turkeys. There Is no moral to this story whatever, and It Is possible that tho circumstances may have become slightly exaggerated. Of course there can be no doubt of the truth of the main Incidents. John Phoenix. Alexander'a Methods. Alexander mutilated the dead, that the sight of them might be as horrible to the enemy as possible. FOOLED KIM BADLY; Now He Kicks son Letters Written In the Third Person, In one of the 1'nrls rcstuurants a party of literary men were discussing the merits of various epistolary styles. Que of them. Monsieur A., made a fierce attack on letters written In the third person, such as "Monsieur X. bus the honor to inform" and so on. Another of the party defended them, maintaining ,thnt they were not only more ceremonious, but that tbey were more polite. . "That's a good Idea!" replied Mon sieur A. "The foundation of all po liteness In letter writing. Is to express clearly what you mean to say. Now, nothing can be more ambiguous than Ihese confounded notes In the third person. I will just tell you what bap. pened to myself. I received from my friend P., the chief of division, a billet doux, which I will show you." Taking the note from his pocket. Monsieur A. read as follows: "Monsieur D., ohlef of division at the war office, hastens to Inform his friend, Monsieur A., that he has Just been named chevalier of the Legion of Honor." "You can fancy my delight at read ing this note," continued Monsieur A. "I was the happiest man In the world. I ran to an engraver and ordered blm to make the flattering addition to my cards, 'Monsieur A., Chevalier of the Legion of Honor.' I ran to a mercer's and bought a piece of the 'richest red ribbon for my buttonhole. I ran to the houses of my friends for the pleas ure of receiving their congratulations. At last I ran to my friend D.'s. As soon as I caught sight of him I threw myself Into his arms. 'Ah, my dear fellow,' I exclaimed, 'you have no Idea .what pleasure you have given. How ball I ever thank you sufficiently?' "'You are an excellent fellow, my worthy A., to sympathize thus wltb my happiness.' " 'Thank you for that expression; the decoration Is mine, and the happiness Is yours.' H 'TTnvr la ihatl TTova vml rotolvoji the order? " 'Certainly; bave I not? '"No, my good friend; 'tis I who am now made chevalier.' "'Your " Yes. You deserve the honor more than I do, but, nevertheless, It has been conferred on me.' " 'But you wrote me word that I bad received the cross.'. I took his letter out of my pocket and showed It him.. Alas! I now understood clearly what meaning I ought to assign to the am biguous phrase. 'The deuce take you and your note,' 1 said to D. 'Instead of your affected and formal announce ment In the third person, why could you not write to mo simply and plain ly, "My dear friend, I have the pleas ure of Informing you tbnt t now am decore chevalier?" ' " SHICK & WAGNGEI TnE Uro. Store Fall and Winter Showing of Merchandise That Has Merit mmm l.AM-.Wv..- .f ' .! .'.l "( .,71 Vf. Fine'Lincns We have prepared for tills season by securing uie most popular line of flue linens on the market. ' The line consists of table cloth, table patterns, napkins to match, lunch cloths, squares, scarfs, towels, etc. Cotton tablo cloth snc Linen, 85 Inches wlile, all linen . Bile Linen, 72 Inches wide, ull linen . Jl.lX) ami 91.50 Luien, 90 Inches wide, all linen fl-50 Tablo patterns - - .oo , Tablo patterns, with napkins - 5.J0 Napkins "- - . . l.00to.00 Lunch cloths - . io and 50c Squares . - - ' - 25 and 50o Scarfs - - 25 iiiidWo Towels 2oe, 50c, 11.00 and 1.50 r hj .11 ..J wmm a mm vtw Mm its few Pimm III Fall and Winter Goods Cotton blankets - - . . $1.00 Wool blankets, all wool - r ff.OO, J5.00. 10.00 Cotton bats, small sizo - r 10, 12 1-2 and 15c Cotton bats, medicated . - 23 nnd 25c Cotton bats, comfort size - 6O0 and 75o Wool bats, comfort slzo - . 3.00 We have a complete lino ofDKESS GOODS, all colors and all prices, TJNDEUWKAR, IIOSIEHY, OUTINGS, FLANNELS,-. SWEATERS, SUITS, CLOAKS, SKIRTS, FURS, AMERICAN. LADY CORSETS, LADIES' HOME JOURNAL PATTERNS. Our stock Is now completo and you can make your selection no matter what your wants are with assurance that you are getting honest merchandise and you pay no more than you pay for Inferior goods. We have received an early shipment of laee curtains for next spring. We are there fore In a position to show you next spring styles of lace curtains. We have also a nice line of curtain nets and curtain scrims. We have also a strong line of baby coats and capes. We are prepared to supply you no matter what your wants are. Come in early while the stock is complete. SHIGK & WAGNER The Big Store Corner Main and Fifth Streets REYNOLDS V1LLE,' PENN'A. ' Quakers Never "Nervous." It Is not In my memory that a pro fessing Quaker ever caino Into my hands to bo treated for nervousness. If the opinion I bave already stated so often Is correct, namely, that want of control of tho emotions and the over cxpresslon of tho feelings nro prime causes of nervousness, then tho fact that dlsclpllno of the emotions Is a les son early and constantly taught by Friends would help to account for the Infrequency of this disorder among them nnd add 'emphasis to the belief In such .causation. From "Self Help For Nervous Women," by Dr. Kearsley Mitchell. He Told Her. Mr, Economic Did you write to the man who advertises to show people how to make puddings without milk and have them richer? - Mrs. Economic Yes, nnd sent him a dollar. "What did he reply?" "Use cream." ' The Difference. The -difference between n starving man and n glutton-one longs to ent. and tbe other eats too long. A Remarkable Man. John Zlskn, tho great nusslte leader of tho flfteentbvcentury, was one of tho most remarkablo men that ever lived, nis Ilfo story reads like- a ro mnnco. Nothing in history is more In teresting, more thrilling, than tho ac count of his heroic deeds. Though blind and always greatly outnumbered, Zlska Invariably beat his enemies and established for himself a fame that will last forever. DTo was never beaten In a battle, nis very name was a ter ror to his enemies. Ho died In 1424, while besieging rrnzablslaw, at the age of slxfy-four. New York American. 8poont. The origin of tho spoon Is uncertain. It must have been Invented at a very ancient date, for It Is found among pcoplo that have never come Into con tact with civilization. The necessity Of having somo Implement for dipping water seems to bnvo-Jed . first to the invention of tbe calabash or the use of tho cocoanut shell and later on to the spoon. THE MAN who ha9 saved nothing has .yet to make a beginning. ' Each day's delay makes the start more difficult. Tasks that arc easy for us when we are young, be come burdensome when we are old, and as wc are younger to-day than we will ever be again, it will be easier to start to save to day than to-morrow. We invite your account, even it is only one dollar to start with. THE CITIZENS NATIONAL BANK tea; fM iwmwA 1 1 Be Wise and Economise See tjie new w ww. w. Coat Sweaters MILLIRBNSpiX T r a t. 71. 11 W Wm, l ' T"! f. f I mm in-. i Li itC-M i iiMi I.i,1 JJlli lill I II P II IH III II. ! W v ' Li! Hi ii i U,li. Mil 1,11 fl JiU W ti'f"'!;, , I J.IIIUI Lf The World Welcomes the Well Dressed Man CUT CHALLENGES THE OTHER FELLOW Start right in Kuppenheimer and Phelan deltas. Tie rrtle a man feel his worth. '. 1 :n j i it i il u 1 1 1 r Y cf v pa more but Ire urwtsrrn better. ' , Your will fin d (vrn f f'tl tt d ft ard color in the big arraj cluv fall ard winlirft'ts. All itgin w c ol fabric s.. , x $10.00 $12.00 $15.00 $18.00 $20.00 vtfARM WOOL UNDERWEAR For Men' andjBos,. Fleece lined, all colors, all sizes. ' 25c, 50c, $1.00, $1.50, $2.00 SILK NECKWEAR Four-in-hands, bat wings, club . Jrouse, shield tecks, shield bows, all iolors and in latest weaves. 25c to 50c. .. HATS AND CAPS For Winter. Stiff hats or soft hats and caps. All colors, all sties in all sizes. ' SHIRTS Of -flannel or fine percale. All colors all sizes. 50c, 51.00 and $1.50 ..... MILLIREN BROS.
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