WOMEN BUFFER NEEDLE881.T. Many Mjsterlous Achci and Palna Are Easily Cured. Bachache, tmtn through the hips, tlszy spells, headaches, nervousness, . bloating, eic, arm troubles that eom ! mouly come with sick kidneys. Don't I mistake the cause Doan's Kidney Pills hare cured thou- sands of women af flicted In this way. Mrs. William Jones, R. F. D.i No. 6, I North East, Pa., save: "Inflammation f tha tiiniMnr kent me In agony for lz months. I could hardly walk from one room Into the other. I had no leep night after night; my ankles were swollen all the time. I often weled and fell. I began using Doan's Kidney Pills. My health began to Mend at once. At the end of six Months I was as well as aver befora tn my life." Sold by all dealers. .BO cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. T. X The Power of Habit. Zenas Dudley of Hampden has a hen that will lay every day providing he can lay where she wants to, and that is sitting on top of a pole. The only reason why this hen wishes to perch on the tip end of a pole when laying can be accounted for only by the fact that she laid her first egg on top of a pole. When she was a small pullet ahe was frightened one day and flew to the top of a tall pole in the yard. The dog kept her there for some time, and during the time he laid her flict egg. Never a time lnce then has she laid an egg except when she has been on the top of some pole. A pole has been set up in the hen yard, where this hen can make her dally layings. A small net bag Is placed around the pole to catch the Bgs. Kennebec Journal. A Rare Good Thing. "Am using Allen's Foot-East, snd can truly say 1 would not bave been without it 9 long, had I known the relief it would B've mv aching feet. 1 think it a rare good ling for anyone having sore or tired feet. Mrs. Matilda Holtwert, Providence, R. L" bold by all Druggists, 25c. Ask to-day. The Stork's Nest. At a time when the stork Is so much in the minds of people, especial ly of the Dutch, the following details concerning the structure and contents of a stork's nest, Investigated on the summit of the Cathedral of Colmar, In Upper Alsace, may be of Interest: The city architect has just delivered a public lecture there on "Storks and Their Ways." He described a stork's nest, which was about 30 years old; It measured eix feet across and was five feet In height; It weighed 16 hundred weight, or over three-quarters of a ton, and it was such a solid mass that It had to be broken up by using a pickaxe. The nest was made of twigs of wood and clay, and the materials filled 24 sacks. The walls of the nest were found to contain 17 ladles' black tocklngs, five fur caps, the sleeves of white silk blouse, three old shoes, a large piece of leather, and four but tons that had belonged to a railway porter's uniform. London Globe. Dwellings Under Ground. One of the strangest of capital cit ies is that of the troglodytes, or Mat mates, the cave dwellers of Tunlsta, Africa. . It contains about 3,000 In habitants, and the principle of the arohltecutre is to dig Into the earth rather than to build upon It These troglodytes are to be found between the town of Gabes, on the Tunistan coast, and the sand hills of the Saha ra. The country is a high, rocky plateau, barren, sunbaked, and swept by the simoon. When a Matmata wants a new dwelling he chooses his pot, traces a oircle, and then digs un til he has reached the desired depth, which varies, according to the num ber of stories he requires. Indianap olis News. WON'T MIX Bad Food and Good Health Won't Mix. The human stomach stands much abuse, but It won't return good health if you give it bad food. If you feed right you will feel right, for proper food and a good mind la the sure road to health. "A year ago I became much alarmed about my health, for I be gan to suffer after each meal, no mat ter how little I ate," says a Denver woman. "I lost my appetite and the very thought of food grew distasteful, with the result that I was not nourished and got weak and thin. "My home cares were very heavy, for beside a large family of my own I have also to look out for an aged mother. There was no one to shoul der my household burdens, and come what might I must bear them, and this thought nearly drove me frantic when I realized that my health was breaking down. "I read an article In the paper bout some on with trouble Just like mine being cured on Grape-Nuts food, and acting on this suggestion, I gave Grape-Nuts a trial. The first dish of this delicious food proved that I had struck the right thing. "My uncomfortable feelings In stomach and brain disappeared as if by magic, and in an incredibly short space of time I was again myself. Blnce then I have gained 12 pounds in weight through a summer of hard work and realize I am a very different woman, all due to the splendid food, Grape-Nuts." "There's a Reason.". Trial will prove. Read the famous little book, The Road to Wellville," In pkgs. Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and foil of humaa Interest yffi w t5lf To Whit, To Whoo. Good Mr. Owl, pray tell me why You always say, "To whit, to whoo. If you're bo very, very wise. Why can't you tell us something newT My little girl, I will Indeed Be glad to tell you something new, When you can tell me what 1 mean By my remark, To whit, to whoo. Harriet Nutty, in Children's Magazine. In Trouble. Little Newman's mother had faith fully tried to answer his questions In regard to death and the future life, and he had been told that when he died Just his bouI would go to heav en. One day ho came running tn from his play, and in excitement ' cried, "Mama, mama, If Just my soul goes to heaven, what am I going to button my pants on tof" Beehive. They Needed Other Things. Like most ministers' families, they were not extensively blessed with this world's goods. She, however, was the youngest of ten children, un til her father explained to' her of the baby sister who bad come In the night "Well," she said, after due thought, "I 'pose It's all right papa, but there's many a thing we needed worse." Bee Hive. Foolscap Paper. Foolscap paper Is called so because Oliver Cromwell substituted a fool's cap and bells In water-mark for the royal arms granted by Charles I. with certain privileges in manufacturing paper. When the "Rump" Parliament was prorogued this water-mark was removed, but the paper of the size of the Parliamentary Journal, 17x14 Inches, stilt bears the name. Simon Goldstein in the Brooklyn Eagle. Not a Woodchuck. I thought that you might like to hear about a little adventure of mine. Oen day last summer while I was visiting my uncle and aunt in Green land, N. H., I made a trap to catch a woodchuck, which was eating up the corn as fast as It got ripe. So I took it Into the garden as soon as I had finished it, and set it. When 1 went Into the garden about a week later I found It sprung (being a box trap I could not see Inside except through a hole), and when I looked through the hole I saw some fur and thought that it was a woodchuck. After I had a few yards I smelled an awful smell; In fact, so bad, that it cannot he described. I found my prisoner waB a shunk. I dropped the trap and we shot It. Irwin Pattlson, In the New York Tribune. A Water Spaniel. I would like to tell you about my dog, Fl Fl. He is a black, curly hair ed dog and a year and a half old. He Is a water Bpantel. The first time he ever saw snow he acted very funny. First he put his foot down Into it. Then he put his nose down into it and began to eat It. Then he rolled over In it and had lots of fun. In the summer time, when I go in bathing he jumps in and swims around with me. If I go in first he Is sure to catch me, and he Jumps upon my back. He Is very Jealous of other dogs, and will fight with any that come into our yard, no matter how large they are. At night he sleeps on a mat by my bed, which be does not leave till morning. He can do many funny tricks. He will sit up and beg, shake hands, and, the funniest of all, will say his prayers every night before he goes to bed. Jules Sugden, in the New York Tribune. A Trick. Try this trick when you have some friends to dine with you: The boy, Tom by name, tried it, and his friends thought him very clever. Just when dinner was nearly over Bridget quietly announced that the grocer must have forgotten to bring the nuts and raisins. The company were all more or less dlsappoined, but Tom, the host, seemed very angry at this omission. Impatiently he said to Bridget, "Fetch me the dish In which the nuts and raisins should have been served." Pretending to be very much an noyed he flourished his napkin vigor ously over the empty dish. Then carefully lifting the napkin, much to the surprise of all, the dish was re vealed full of nuts and raisins. This Is how Tom managed the trick: He had gotten Bridget to sew two napkins together all around the edges and to slit one across the mid dle. The space between the napkins made a bag. Into which Tom had slipped the nuts and raisins, with an other napkin over his lap. While he was gesticulating in apparent disap pointment, he had quickly changed napkins. The trick was a clever bit of home-made sleight of hand, and all shouted at Tom's cleverness. Home Herald. The Boy That Killed A Dragon. A little boy four years old was much Impresed by the story of "St. George and the Dragon," which his mother had been reading to him and his sister, and the next day he said to his father: "Father, I want to be a saint" "Very well, John," said the father, "you may be a saint if you choose, but you will find It very hard work." "I don't mind," replied John; "I want to be a saint, and fight a dragon. am sure I could kill one!" , "So you shall, my boy." v "But when can I be one?" persisted the child. "You can begin today," said his father, "But where is the dragon?" "I will tell you when he comes out" So the boy ran off contentedly to play with his sister. In the course of the day some pres ents came for the two children. John's was a book, and his sister Catherine's a beautiful doll. Now, John was too young to care for a book, but he dearly loved dolls, and when he found that his sister .had what he considered a much nicer present than his own, he threw him self on the floor In a passion of tears. His father, who happened to be there, said, quietly: "Now, John, the dragon is out!" The child stopped crying, but said nothing. That evening, however, when he bade his father good-night, he whispered: "Papa, I am very glad Catherine has the doll. I did kill the dragon." Home Herald. Hares and Hounds. "Hello, Freddie!" cried Bob one brisk autumn morning from across the hedge. "Come down to Jim Sandy's and help tear up some paper. We are going to have a hare-and-hound chase." It was Saturday and there was no school. In response to Bob's request, his mother told him to run along, and be sure not to get so far that be could not get back for dinner. At Jim's house about fifteen boys were busily engaged In tearing up newspapers into strips, and then tear ing the strips across, so that they had thousands of "flakes" an Inch or so square. Bob's little sister, Marjorie, was deftly sewing a couple of stout burlap bags for the hares to carry their pa per In. No one knew yet who would be bare and who hound. "Ted Forsyth ought to be a hare," Bald one boy, "because he goes hunt ing, and he knows the country better than anyone else." "Then Harry Smith ought to be one, too," said Bob. Finally It was decided that Harry should lead the hounds, and that Ted, with Allen Greenough, should be the hares. At length everything needed was ready. The rules were that the hares should have ten minutes' start over the others, that they must drop paper wherever they went and that the hounds must follow the paper trail unless they actually caught sight of their quarry, when they might cut across lots. Bob was a hound. How Impatiently he wnlted with the boys for the ten minutes to go by! There were great discussions as to exactly where the hares would go, and everybody seem ed to think that they would certainly croBS Brook's meadow. This was a huge, rolling field of pasture land. In spite of the fact that it was called a meadow, It was half wooded, and afforded many a fine chance for the hares to relieve each other, one lay ing a part of the trail, while the other took a shorter route. The ten minutes were past, and the race began. All the boys kept to gether pretty well at first, and ran In good form. Bob and a boy called Roger Irwin were not so fast. Tim reason for this was that these two had not been practicing as the others had for the chance, since they had not known anything about It After the second hill, Bob and Roger began to lag a little. The run had been up a road, across a small stream In a valley, up the other side, and now they were headed, as had seemed likely, for Brook's meadow. The Bun shone brightly, but the air was still crisp and invigorating. Suddenly Bob grabbed Roger's arm. "Look!" he said. "What do you see, moving along by that clump of trees over three toward the corner of the fence?" Roger looked in the direction indi cated. "I see a white cap," he said. "Good gracious, Bob, it is Allen! It's gone now!" "That's what I thought," said Bob, "but I wasn't quite certain." They were several hundred yards behind the "pack." According to the rules, they might cut across and cap ture the hares. Without a word, they made for a point a little beyond the clump of Allen were going straight home now and that it would be easy to head them off. A hard run of a quarter of a mile brought them to a little grove of trees by the road near the home, or goal, of the run. "There they come!" exclaimed Bob, as he saw the two boys trot lelslrely over the rise In the ground. He and Roger stepped out "We saw you! We saw your white cap!" they shouted. The hares were caught, much to their own surprise. "I ought to have known," admitted Allen, later. "Fred die's little sister told me .not to wear it before we Btarted. Guess she would make a pretty good hare her self if she were only bigger." Presently the "pack" came home, tired and winded. Bob and Roger, who. had kept their eyes open and saved their legs, were the heroes of the day, and they were noisily trium phant. Youth's Companion. Coal mine accidents In the United States In 1907 cost 3125 human lives, an Increase of 1033 over 1906. UNYon'G PAW PAVPILLS j The best Stomach kJ.. and Liver Pills known "a ana a positivt i speedy cure foi stlpstion, Indlgi Jsamllce, Bllloi Sour Stomach, speedy cure for Coo- Igestlon, Biliousness, Head ache, and all ailments arising from a disor dered stomach or sluggish liver. They I contain In concentrst- ed form all tbe vir tues snd values of Mtinvon's Paw-Taw tonic snd are mads from the juice of the Paw-Paw frnlt. I nnhesltstlngly recom mend these pills as being the best laxa tive and cathartic erer compounded. Get a 83-cenl bottle and If you are not per fectly satisfied I will refund your money. -MUNTXjN. Fim-TIl IRD and JEFFERSON STS:, PHILADELPHIA. PA. Egypt Made First Pens. Pens were first made In Egypt and were made of a kind of reed. The ancients did not seem to know that good pens eon Id be made from goose quills. One Isidore, who died in 63G, mentions both reeds and feathers as suitable for pens. Swan quills as be ing even better than goose quills were referred to In 1520. Steel pens were invented In the first part of the nine teenth century. People were slow to uso them, because the metal was not sufficiently elastic. Perry cut silts In steel pens In 1830, end that settled the goose quills. SORE EYES CURED. Eye-Bnlls and Lids Became Terribly Inflamed Was Unable to Go About AH Treatments Failed Cutlcura Proved Successful. "About two years ago my eyes got in such s condition that I was unable to ga about. They were terribly inflamed, both the bnlls and lids. I tried home remedies without relief. Then I decided to go to our fnniily physician, but he didn't help them. Then I tried two more of Our most promi nent physicians, but my eyes grew contin ually Worse. At this time a friend of mine advised me to try Cuticura Ointment, and after using it about one week my eyes were considerably improved and in two weeks they were almost well. They have never given me any trouble since and I am now sixty-fiv years old. I shall never fail to praise Cuticura. G. B. Halsey, Mouth of Wilson, Va., Apr. 4, 1908." Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Props, of Cuticura Remedies, Boston, Moss. A Wonderful Clock. San Diego, Cal., has a wonderful clock with 20 dials which tell simul taneously the time In all parts of the world, also the days of the week and the data and month. It stands 21 feet high and four of Its dials are each four feet in diameter. Lntest Wall Street book, by J. Frank Ilowell, 31 New street. New York: timely, bricht, full of anecdotes and profusely il iiihI rntcd ; endorsed by press and investors, iree on application. Double-Striking Shell. A shell which will hit two marks will be tested this summer. The solid steel head of the shell contains a charge of high explosive, which Is detonated on Impact. Back of this Is the shrapnel chamber, containing 120 bullets and a charge of high ex plosive. The shrapnel portion can be timed to explode above a body of troops, leaving the solid head of the shell to pass on and strike elsewhere. Food Products Are Best For Your Table Because they are made of the choicest materials and guaran teed to be absolutely pure. Llbby's ' Voai Loaf makes a delight ful dish for Luncheon and you will find, Llbby's Vienna Sausage Cornell Beef Pork and Deans Evaporated Milk equally tempting for any meal. 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A wide sale Is therefore predicted for the "Memoirs of Dan Rice," tha Clown of Our Daddies, written by Maria Ward Brown, a book guar anteed to make you roar with laugh ter. The author presents to the pub llo a volume of tbe great Jester's most pungent Jokes, comlo harangues, caustic hits upon men and manners, lectqres, anecdotes, sketches of ad venture, original songs and poetical effusions; wise and witty, serious, satirical, and sentimental sayings of the sawdust arena, of other days. These "Memoirs" also contain a series of adventures and Incidents alternat ing from grave to gay; descriptive scenes and thrilling events; the rec ord of half a century of a remarkable life. In the course of which the sub ject was brought Into contact with most of the national celebrities of the day. The book abounds In anecdotes, humorous and otherwise; and It af fords a clearer view of tbe Inside mysteries of show life than any ac count heretofore published. Old Dan Rice, as the proprietor of the famous "One Hbrse Show," was more of a national character than Artemus Ward, and this volume contains the humor which made the nation laugh even while the great Civil War raged. This fascinating book of 600 pages, beautifully Illustrated, will be sent postpaid to you for $1,504 Address Bqok Publishing House, 134 Leonard itreet. New York City. Snake Furnished First Saw. Talus, the Greek, is said to have In vented the saw from having once found the Jawbone of a snake, which he employed to cut through a small piece of wood. In early periods the trunks of trees were split into boards with wedges, and although these deals were not always Btralght they were regarded as much better suited to construction than sawn boards, be cause they followed the grain, and lasted longer and were stronger. Wa ter mills, for the purpose of sawing, came into use In the fourth century. 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