A JAP LADY'S OUTFIT. A Kobe newspaper gives the cost of the wearing apparel of a Japanese woman of fashion. She wears f 13.80 JjvortU of clothing under her kimono, .which costs 1 2 5. The obi costs another $25. Numerous tying para phernalia sum up to $17.50, and a set of footgear amounts to $9. Combs and hairpins, ornamented with . gems, cost $245; a shawl, $7.50; a diamond neck clasp, $150; handker chiefs twenty-five cents each; a gold .watch, $150 about $918 In all for a season. A middle class woman .wears about $150 worth of clothing each year. Pittsburg Dispatch. WOMAN'S HARDEST TASK. The woman who starts out to study ,-"the tastes of man will have a "hard toad to trabble." He will demand f one set of qualities when he has a headache, another when he Is feel'ng jr talkative, and another when he I? quiet. The woman who persists In talking with htm when he doesn't lsh to converse had almost better have a millstone about her neck and be drowned at once, so far as his re gard Is concerned. To the neophyte, therefore, who asks what qualities a man admires most in a woman this answer is al ways given the one she hasn't. A It does not make any difference anyway, for she who studies to please makes a bad matter of the whole thing. Let her firBt catch her man and then let him understand that sha I , does not care whether he likes her r ... i. n 1. 1. whether he doesn't, and all will be woll with the twain. New York 'American. TACT. There is an element of social life which is of the utmost Importance, and for want of a better word we call It "tact." It means saying and doing Vve. It means the beaming smile, Ji gentle courtesy, the quick read- " lu g of character, the well-modu-I lated voice, the inconspicuous leader-V- ship which avoids or changes an un- . suitable Bubject or one which would lead to controversy or misunderstand ing. Tact is an elusive quality, hard to define. It is the sensitive touch in social matters which sees when a topic has been sufficiently discussed, and changes the trend of the conver sation with a graceful ease that smoothes the way to a new subject without making the change con- Flounders in a New the ordinary way in crumbs or In flour, and especially nice If melted butter seasoned with lemon juice and chopped pars ley is passed with them, but here is quite a new way of cook ing them: WaBh the flounder and wipe It dry; lay It in a roast ing pan on top of two tabiespoonfuls of minced onion, and sprinkle it with salt and pepper andatablespoonful of chopped PArsley; put it into a very hot oven and baste with half a cup of boiling water mixed with a tablespoonful of melted butter; when brown put the fish on a hot platter and put a teaspoon ful of flour and a small half cup of hot water into the pan, and stir and scrape over the fire till there is a nice brown gravy, adding a little kitchen boquet to darken and season It; strain, and pour this over the fish, and serve atonce. Harper's Bazar. , a o 3 sdIcuous. It daces the ahv sruest at ise; It does not make the social tNnistake of hurting the feelings of another, and has a quick judgment of what is suitable and agreeable. It requires natural intelligence, calm temper, goodness of heart, and close observation. Pittsburg Dispatch. MRS. DI ZEREGA ACTIVE AT 98. New York nnr.letv la looked on een- as ephemeral or subject to 5 changes, but this impression Is Jly the result of the fact that "ttre npost permanent side of the so cial ooay is me leasi prominent in tfee least in the public eye. For ex ample, there is Mrs. dl Zerega, who for sixty years has been entertain ing on i.n extensive scale each sum mer in her old-fashioned, comfort able country house. Island Hall, in Westchester County. Sixty years takes us back to 1848, when the city had not reached 600,000 in popula tion. Mrs. dl Zerega, in fact, has aa t.A ..It.. nm If- .Tnlln clothes, as it counted fewer than 100,000 persons when she was born, In 1810. She is a remarkable old woman In every way, still active in body and mind and keen in her social affairs and taking lively interest in the world at large. Only a few days ago she returned from a prolonged visit In Europe. She drives out daily, and now is laying plans for a round of visits from members of her family, which embraces eleven " children, tojnty-four grandchildren and seven teim great-grandchildren. New York Press. "AT HOMES" FOR BRIDES. Some clergymen wage eternal war against the bridesmaid without a hat, and refuse to believe that St. Paul would have been satisfied with a wreath of daisies with which to cover the glory of her hair. A bevy of bridesmaids the other day, kept out side the porch, like Perls outside Paradise on account of their hatless ness, were obliged to invent little mob-caps made of cambric handker chief, and trimmed hastily with the wreaths of flowers, which the irate rector objected to as not being suffi cient head-covering in themselves to entltle the bridesmaids to enter a church. The time-honored custom that the bride should be "At home" on two or three specified days after the return from the honeymoon is going out of fashion; and It Is a great pity. It was a pretty fashion for the young people to welcome their friends for the first time, and do the honors of their new home together In a simple, festive way. The newer custom of calling at any time, mostly finding the bride out and the groom at busi ness, Is cold and formal. The writer was very fond of a girl who went to live In a distant suburb after her marriage, and called several times. She was always out, and a meeting never took place until the glrl-brlde was the sedate mother of two babies. "At-home" days after the wedding should not be allowed to go out of fashion. New Haven Register. TO STUDY NEEDS OF WORKERS. The members of the New York Women's Committee of the National Civic Federation have divided their work between the Committee on the Needs of Workers in Specific Indus tries and the Committee on Welfare Work for Government Employes. The Committee on the Needs of Workers in Specific Industries met In the home of Mrs. J. Borden Harrl man, the chairman. There were present; Mrs. J. Borden Harriman, Mrs. D. W. Evans, secretary of the committee; Mrs. Ralph Pulitzer, Mrs. Frank McN. Bacon, Mrs. Wil liam Fellowes Morgan, Miss Waring, Miss Caroline Shlppen, Mrs. Clement Acton Grlscom, Jr., Mrs. Orrln S. Goan, Miss Oilman. It was determined to Investigate three trades with a view of learning improvements which have been in troduced for employes and of be coming familiar with the needs of wage earners in those trades. It was determined that no action would be taken, the work to be purely educa tional at this time. The Committee on Welfare Work for Government Employes met at the headquarters of the National Federa tion. There were present: Mrs. Julia K. West, chairman; Mrs. John Cor bln, secretary; Mrs. F. H. Cabot, Mrs. Mary Hatch Willard, Mrs. Ed ward Henderson, Miss Cornelia V. R. Lowell and Mrs. William H. Crocker, of San Francisco. The work was subdivided, visiting com mittees being appointed to look Into the conditions of Federal and mu nicipal employes In this vicinity. New York World. WayFlounders are good fried in Mother-of-pearl belt buckles, cuff links and collar pins are popular. The "sugar loaf" is the name of one of the new shapes in headgear. Black is a good deal used for res taurant and other semi-dress toilets. The wools and linens both follow the same lines In shapes of coats and skirts. Shawl points are becoming very familiar in costumes with little pre tension to dressiness. The cutaway front and the pointed back are often joined in tailormades of more or less severe finish. White silk stockings with bands embroidered in gold reaching almost to the top of the front are new. A huge aigrette placed at right an gles with the bat (and head) is one of those effects that must be studied. There is a strong tendency in the fashionable new coats of short or medium length to dip decidedly at the back. It the fulness of the wide petticoat flounce is laid in tucks there will be no bulging to mar the smooth fit of the gown. Among the picturesque suits pro vided by some of the departments are coats and skirts made of pongee in Oriental colorings. In veils ring dots will be the feat ure of the ultra styles. Chenille dots will also be popular. Standard col ors will predominate in all weaves. The lawns spattered with single roses thrown carelessly here and there are attractive, and also the ones with deep borders of roses veiled with tulle. Siberia contains one-ninth of all the land on the globe. Great Britain and all Europe, except Russia, to gether with the whole of the United States, could be enclosed within its boundaries. Remember the Cows. After you have been in the house a long time, shut up away from the fresh air, you feel the chilling winds. Same way with the cows. Keep them In as far as you can on these raw days. Ripening Cream. If you have a small amount of cream, do not skim so closely and add some milk. Put in a little start er and warm it by putting the cream can in warm water, constantly stir ring until the proper temperature is obtained, when it will quickly ripen. A Wood-Lot Don't. Don t allow the stock In the wood lot for they will be sure to trample down or crush a great many seed lings that have the makings of a good tree in them. They not only trample them down but, if they are hungry, they will browse upon them as well. New York Witness, Solder tho Pails. Milk pails with rags drawn In through holes In the bottom are a miserable nuisance. You can get a little kit of soldering tools very cheap, and It is not much of a trick to learn how to use It. Scrape away the metal around the hole, drop a bit of resin over the place, or a little Bulphurlc acid, and then go ahead with your solder. Make a nice, smooth job of it. Cnre of Dairy Utensils. Let all palls, pans and receptacles ror milk and cream be rinsed with cold water as soon ns the contents are removed, says the Farmers' Guide. This prevents nil gummy ac cumulation, especially if they must be set aside for a time to await wash ing. Then wash in lukewarm water, using a brush for seams and the wire strainer. Finish with scalding water, rinsing thoroughly. If the churn used Is of the barrel variety, give a few revolutions, filled with the hot water. - Do not neglect to be very careful In cleansing the separator if one is used. Because the milk "only passes through It," Is no reason why it should be set aside with a "lick and a promise." Rural Life. THE CORRECT COMPOUNDING OF FERTILIZERS. 5uhcrphbjihole M j V -v I ill I ST I V i r r- sr n (Pctoh Sail iNilmfc We have seen many loads of stable manure on the way to the orchard sprinkled with lime, and also many a compost rich in manure covered with quicklime. One often hears of other combinations of material Intended to be of the highest quality as a fertilizer, which separate or alone would be, but together are of little value. The following brief article and dia gram are taken from a recent copy of the Agricultural Gazette, of New -South Wales: When purchasing a manure always insist on a guarantee of its com position as determined by analysis. Artificial manures should be mixed with abcit three times their weight of dry loam, and -distributed evenly. Never add lime to a manure containing sulphf te of ammonia, or blood and bone manures, as in these cases loss of nitrogen results; and when lime has been applied to the land do not use such manures until about three weeks afterward. .1; The accompanying fertilizer diagram, which represents In a graphic manner the points to be taken into consideration in the mixing of differ ent manures, is reproduced in the hope that it will be found useful to farmers who make up their own mixtures. The diagram originates with Dr. Oeekens, Alzey, Germany, and is taken from an article by Mr. Leo Burlng, in the Garden and Field of October, 1903. Substances connected . by'thlck line must not be mixed together. Substances connected by double line must only be mixed immediately before use. Substances con nected by single thin llne'may be mixed together at any time. G. G. A., in The Country Gentleman. Guinea Fowls, In many localities the guinea hen is considered as a kind of a novelty or nuisance about the place. It does not seem to be thoroughly well un derstood that the eggs of the guinea hen are highly valued by bakers for cake baking, and that the young guinea fowl will bring the highest price of any broiler upon the market. If more attention were given to the selection of the breeding stock, pre venting too close inbreeding and pro viding a separate house away from the chickens for the guinea fowls, their cultivation might become more general and profitable. Guinea hens may be taught to live and rear their young almost the same as chick en hens. The trouble experienced from keeping guinea fowls in build ings or poultry houses Is the over powering influence of mites and lice upon them. They are much more easily destroyed by lice and mites than the chickens. The young of the guinea hen scarcely exist at all when once attacked by lice or mites, which nulckly destroy them. Guinea hens live out in the" open, build their nests under an old stump. When once they locate their nest and lay a few eggs therein, they continu ally remain about this locality, and It is not difficult for this reason to locate their nests and take from them part of the eggs. These eggs may be placed under chicken hens or the guinea hens themselves. When either of these are permitted to hatch the young guineas, it is well to con fine the mother and young as the young are hatched and keep them near at hand where they can be looked after and properly fed and cared for for a short time until the young guineas become of a Blze that enables them to follow the mother about and withstand the strain of traveling so far In a day. In some localities the merchants will not purchase guinea eggs, but If those who have them for sale would carry them to the bakeshops, the bakers, as soon as they know of their value, are very glad to secure them, for they can be used to a bet ter advantage In cake-baking than any other, excepting duck eggs. Duck eggs are the most valued in .the bake shop, guinea eggs being a close sec ond. Guinea hens, like turkeys, are of a roving nature; guinea chicks, like the young poults, are easily destroyed by dampness and Inbreeding. The Feather. Rural Life Suggestions. Even If things go wrong, "cheer up." Farm folks can have the parcels post If they demand it. The King system of road making Is too inexpensive to become popular. If you have a good Idea, plan or suggestion, pass it on. No man has ever discovered a method of running a farm success fully without work. A man is not necessarily a farmer because he was "born at the plow handles." What Is the condition of the school house where your children spend their school hours? A well balanced mixture of brain, muscle and common sense is what makes the good farmer. Many a farmer boy is taking les sons in physical culture, this winter, at the end of a crosscut saw. farm fAflnurf and r.unno Soda Don't be discouraged if you can not make your farming experiences measure up to the institute lectur er's "dreams." The most unfortunate man on earth is the farmer who fails in every thing he undertakes, yet holds persistently to the belief that his own methods are best.. The careless, indifferent farmer whose products are marketed in a filthy, unattractive condition is in a hopeless minority, and ought to come over on the side of decency, or quit the farm. The Cornell station, after experi menting for several years, found that potatoes dug the last week of Sep tember or the first two of October will keep much better than those dug when the vines die. The only ob jection to this method is the possi bility of the insects and grub3 in the ground destroying the tubers If they are left in the ground too long. Rural Life. The wireless telegraph station which has been erected for the Rus sian Admiralty between Sevastopol and Odessa has undergone a satisfac tory trial. . DUN'S WEEKLY SUMMARY Retail Trade Shows Little Improve ment Dullness Continues in Iron and Steel Business. New York. R. G. Dun & Co.'a "Weekly Review of Trade" says: "Light weight wearng apparel Is In better demand in response to more seasonable weather, but retail trade, as a whole, shows little alteration, and the crops have not made sufficient progress to encourage normal prepa ration for future business In whole sale and jobbing departments. Pap mcnts are a little more prompt, owing to the ease of money. "Dullness continues in the Iron and steel industry, the outlook for the year being indicated by a reduction In the estimate of ore shipments to 20,000,000 tons. Several mills have resumed, Including some of the lead ing rail plants, but these are not start ed at more than one-third full capac ity. Although it develop slowly, there Is much encouragement regard ing the tmtlook In the pipe trade. "Some Increase In the attendance of buyers Is noted In certain quarters of the primary markets for cotton goods, and Improved financial condi tions cause less- question regarding terms of settlement, but the percent age of Idle machinery Is larger and the outlook for a broader market Is not bright. Stocks accumulate In some departments, but as a rule job bing houses are In a healthy condi tion as to the size of supplies. "In men's wear woolens most man ufacturers have secured a fair distri bution of sample pieces, and antici pate duplicate orders In sufficient number to absorb the season's output. "Footwear factories are curtailing production, and shipments from Bos ton continu light. All markets are quiet, but there Is a fair demand for summer specialties, notably tan calf shoes. These contrasts are placed for Immediate delivery, but there is little Inquiry for staple lines, and the higher priced black goods are excep tionally dull. "Trade at the West has also fallen off, but is still relatively better than In New England. Weakness Is noted In all varieties of leather." MARKETS. PITTSBURG. Wheat No. 2 red f 0) o Rye No.2 7! 71 Corn No. 2 yellow, ear 04 67 No. t yellow, Bhelled HI 03 w' Mixed ear 8(1 a? Oats No. white 51 M No. 3 white S) r 1 Flour Winter patent 4 95 5 0) Fancy strnlght winters 4 (II 471 Day No. 1 Timothy 14 54 15 51 Clover No. 1 15 00 15 so Poed No. 1 white mid. ton 7 50 as 00 Brown middlings 96 04 27 00 Bran, bulk , 86 5) 20 5) Straw Wheat US) 11) 01 Oat 9 jO 10 0) Dairy Products. Butter Elgin creamery I S) 81 Ohio creamery li 21 Fancy country roll H li) Cheese Ohio, new 14 17 Now York, new 14 17 Poultry', Etc. Bens per lb f 17 is Chickens dressed li 11 Eggs Fa. and Ohio, fresh 17 18 Fruits and Vegetables. Potatoes Fancy whlto per bu.... 74 71 Cabbage per ton 15 03 IS 0) Onions per barrel (60 1 BALTIMORE. Flour Winter Patent.... I I 5 M 18) Wheat No. 8 red 97 Corn Mixed 71 7) Kggs 8') 81 Butter Ohio creamery 8) 40 PHILADELPHIA. ' Flour Winter Patent 9 5 ) ?l Wheat No. 3 red H Corn No. 2 mixed 71 75 Oats No. S white 41 4) Butter Creamery 81 81 Kggs Pennsylvania firsts 84 41 NEW YORK. ' Flour Patents t If 4 70 Wheat No. red 10) Corn No. 9 8 07 Oats No. white 57 Butter -Creamery 4! SI Kggs State and Pennsylvania.... Hi LIVE STOCK. Union Stock Yards, Pittsburg. Cattle. Extra, 1,454 to 1,40) lb ..... 84 7 00 Prime, 1.300 to 1.4O0 lbt 00 8 80 Good, 1,800 to 1,800 lbs 44 51 Tidy, 4,050 to 1,150 lbs 11 0 Common, 700 to 904 lbs 6 5 91 Oxen 4 50 8 0) Bulls 8 4) 8 04 Cows 8 5) 4 8) Heifers, 700 to 1,100. I 51 8 55 Fresh Cows and Springers 11 00 Si 44 Hogs. Prims heavy .. f 8 0) 05 Prime medium weight 8 0) 8 05 Best heavy Yorker 8 00 8 0) Wood light Yorkers 8 8) ft 90 Pigs , 6 4) 6 64 Boughs 4 7) 8 80 Btags 8 5) 4 40 Sheep. Prime wethers, ollpped I 8 TO It) Good mixed 8 75 BOn Fair mixed ewes and wethers 4 7i 5 04 Culls and common 9 4) 8 -4 Lambs 8 90 13 04 Calves. Veal oalves 5 00 7 85 Heavy and thin calve.. 1(0 6 04 MEND A BROKEN COAL HOD. Take a piece of cardboard, dampen and fit closely to the break in the bottom of the hod. Now paint well with a thick coat of any dark paint that may be at hand. When dry turn the 'hod over and treat the un der side of bottom the same way. When all is dry give a coat of var nish inside and out. Will wear as long as a new one and look Just' as nice. Boston Post. Increasing assumption of power power over Central America seems to be Inevitable to the Boston Her ald. Whether the guardianship may ultimately .be formal or exercised in an indirect way, the power of the United States is bound to extend, ana to be recognized, to the Panama Canal and such distance beyond as will guarantee the safety of the canal xone. TRUSTEE'S SALE Of a Valuable Manufacturing . Plant. By virtue of authority vested In ue by s mortise, or trust deed, from tho American Production Company, now Pittsburg Indus trial Iron Works, tn the undersigned as Trustee, dated Docemher 1st, im, roeorded In the ofHce for the recording of doeds In Jof forson county, on Jan. 23. 1U08. In Mortgage Hook 8, page 385, and In pursuance of a writ ten notice or roquest, accompanied by a bond, of the holders of a majority In vulueofths bonds outstanding, as In said mortgage pro vided, I will offer for snle upon the premises by auction or outcry, on Thursday, the 7th day of May, A. D., lftrt, at 10 0) o'clock a. m., the following roal estate, to wit: All that certain piece, parcel or tract of land lying and bolng situate In the township of Wlnslow, county of Jefforson and siute ot Pennsylvania, bounded and described as fol lows: Beginning at a post on the north side ot the Trout Kun branch ot the Buffalo, Ro chester and Pittsburg Kallroad, twelve feet from the center of the track opposite the point of the switch running Into the Ameri can Production Company's bn.'.idlug, thence by a ninety degree twi curve to the right, twelve feet from the center ot said railroad, eUht hundred and seventy-six (6) feet tos post; thence north twenty-flve decrees east two hundred and Bfty-slx feot (N. 25 dogreea E. 258 ft.) moroor loss to un Iron post, forty eight (48) feot east of a small beech: thence north eighty-six degrees eist six hundred and sixty-three feot (N. 88 degrees E. tstu ft.) to an Iron post close to a small white oak; thence south four degrees and thirty minutes east two hundred and fifty-nine foot (S. 4 de grees 3) minutes E. 259 ft.) to the place ot beginning, and containing five and three tenths acres (5.3 A.), more or less; being part of a largor tract of land conveyed to the Koynoldsvllle Lund and Improvement Com pany by the Central Land and Mining Com- any, and convoyed by the Koynoldsvllle and and Iniorovemont Compuiy to the American Production Company by deed dated June 13th, 1005- The above described land lies adjacent to Roynoldsvllle borough, a flourishing place, surrounded by a densely populated district traversed by a net-Work of steam and elec tric railways, and has orected thereon one building 75 feet In width by 218 feet In length, with a one Northern Engineering ten ton elec tric crane, traveling the entire length there of, and one Cupola; also one building 85 by 800 feet, with a boiler house attached; also one two story office building with vault, and a one story brick or hollow tile building used (or pattern siiop. Each of tho above deeribed buildings are of fire proof construction throughout, with cement floors, metallic window framos and sash, and cement and metnl roofs. The buildings are located along the Trout Rum branch of the R. & K. O. R. It., with a private switch running between them. The buildings have tho following mioliin ery, tools and Implements Installed theroln, vn: Tureestenm boilers and stock, one 174x21 Buckeye englno and 200 K. W. gonorator, two air compressors, one steam pump, one Ma honing F. and M. punch and equipment, one Cleveland E. & F. punch and equipment, one McSherry's 124 Inch squaring shears, one Bliss No. 75 vertical punch and equipment, one Sibley & Ware vertical drill press- and equipment, one Snyder ill inch back geared drill press, one Hamilton 18 Inch back geared drill press, one Morgan bolt cuttor and dies, one 18 In. x 18 In. lathe, ono McSherry's 8 In. by M In. bending roll, one 9 Inch tool grinder two large motors, one small motor, one Brown & Zohrman radial drill nnd equipment, one 12 in. tool grinder, one Holies & Jones angle shears, one 53 In. vertical punch, one Reade shear and punch, one Allen 34 In. Ganan riv eter and dies, one Northern Engineering ten ton olectrlo crane, ono WIcpes Bros. 10 In. bending rolls, five steel Jib cranes, one wood jib crane, two air receivers, ono supply tank one McSuerry hand power shears, one McSherry's foot power punch, one Robin son foot power folder, ono Peck and Stone foot powor shears, one McSherry's 90 in. hand power break, three blacksmith's forges, tools and equipment, one J. V. Openberg flanging clamp, throe hand forges, ono Tato & Jones otl forge, complete equipment of drills, com plete equipment of taps, complete equipment of small boiler maker's tools, soven pneu matlo riveters and dies, three pneumatic motors, five pneumatic chlppersand caulkers and tools, four pneumatic jacks, and consti tute a plant as a whole, ready to be put in operation as a plato works or ns a foundry and plnte works. The land, buildings, ma chinery, tools and Implements, described and mentioned In and coverod by said mortgage, will be sold to the highest bidder, free and discharged from taxes and lions of record. TERMS OF SALE. Thirty-three and one-third per centum In cash when the property Is knocked down, and the balance In two equal annual payments with Interest, to be secured hy a bond and mortgage, which shall be a first Hen on said property. The purchaser shall have tho right to pay the whole of the purchase pi Ice In cash If he so desires. If the bolder or holders of said bonds, or any of them purchase said property, they shall have the right to apply the par value, or their proportionate share of the proceeds ot such sale, with accrued In terest, 01 tne oonus nem dv them, on saia purchase money. U. il. JlcUvxAi'D. trustee. BUSINESS CARDS. JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, Tension Attorney and Roal'Estata Agent. RAYMOND E. BROWN, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Brookvillk, PA. Gr. m. Mcdonald, ATTORNEY- AT-LAW, Real estate agent, patents secured, col lections nin le promptly. Office In Syndicate ulldlng, Ueyuoldsvllle, Pa. gMITFT M. McCREIGHT, ATTORNEY-AT-LAVf, Notary public and real estate agent. Ool lections will rcce ve prompt attention. OfBoe In the Keynoldsvllle Hardware Go, building, tlaln street Keynoldsvllle, Pa. Qtt. B. E. HOOVER, DENTIST, Resident dentist. In the Hoover buildlal llain street. Gentleness la operating. DR. L. L. MEANS, DENTI3'". Office on second floor of the First National bank building, Main street. I)R. B- DeVERE KINO, DENTIST, Office on second floor of the Syndicate bull Ing, Main street, Keynoldsvllle, Pa. HENRY PRIE3TER ' UNDERTAKER. Black and white funeral cars. Malnstree Keynoldsvllle, Pa. ) H. YOUNG, ARCHITECT Corner Grant and Flftn sta., Ryiol4s rille. Pa. Good Reasoning. "I don't see, madam, how you can expect ua to pay any claim under your husband's accident policy." "Well, ycu seo .it was this way. When ho asks which It was, a boy or a girl, and the nurse said that he was the father ot triplets, he drop ped. Now his death was due to 11a accident." "How do you make that out?" "It was an accident of birth."-- New York Press. Getting things on credit .Is like gefr ting them for nothing; and when It comes to paying the bill, it Is Just like tUrowine nioncv awav. confesses 1 Judge. . . . 1
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