I etter r om Duncan M. Dunsmore, Jr., o D. M. Dunsmore, Sr. IT; "Colorado," at anchor off Cavil. v '. I , Easier Sunday. ybii' ' iry welcome letter of February 17. m . ed a few days ago, also Gril, HGnifa .1 The Star, for whicti, It is nljed!' " o say, I thank you very much 'fcerii : y enjoyed your letter aud vory k .'; ; to know that you had received allm v.venlrs from Hong-Kong and the I . of 1906. Your words about nMldk. ,1 mmamhmnmiB A PA mv IllriHS too. 'I I morning I was thinking how. when i r as little, I would wake up and find 'i am O'Shanter full of Easter eggs ' tie bed and then think some rabbit '.' t them there. Afi' beautiful voyage across the. China's" we arrived at Olongapo and rent r our old friend the dry dock, "Dew.-" We were In three days. Whil" v. ? were In the dock our Boat swain'. .' late, Jeremiah McCarthy, died oabcm-'i'. with typhoid foyer and pneu monia. . ntracted at Wu-sungand Nan kin. 1a came out of dock next day and ch Immediately to Cavito, where he wa i iried in the Nayal cemetery in a seal'-.! leaden coffin. He had more respeov .aid him than Captain Kenn dy did." 1 ;.e casket was a nice one and the floral . Wrings were beautiful. I can assure v u it was a touching sight to nee tho body lowered into the boat. TheflV- on the ships and navy yard were hi f mast. The band playing the funera' Urge and 800 men standing bare-h led. When the marine hearse left tli side such remarks could be heard .-, "There goes Jerry on his last liberty.' and the like. We put on 1,400 inna tt ial nnvt. Ailv anrl nnw wa are laying iv re waiting for the fleet to as semble again. The "Penney" and Maryla 1 are at Olongapo and the "Flags), p" went to Kobe, Japan, with the art ilral. Rear Admiral Dayton will UiUr- command now. The lent evening we were at Olonga po, John Ward came aboard and we had S pleas a t visit for half an hour, Un-fortunn''-ly be had to be back at 7 00 p. m. an ! the ship left early the next morniti.', so I don't know when I wilt see him ;galn. He has had the fever and wa1- just recovering. ' The first re mark ho made was how big I was get jtingA Hi is a little fellow, just like his father, ! '. J. Ward. It seems strange for two iteynoldsville boys to be meet ing awn out here. After May 1st, 1907, the Asiatio and Faoifio fleets are going to be combined into the. Pacific fleet, so that vessels on the Chlui station can go to 'Frisco for hear thin ship is badly in need of lew cylinder and is going to have them in stalled in Hong-Kong. I expect that we wiH oross the Paoific before the year .is up. Tbe rainy season has not commenced yet, so we are all In good health. Duncan. The Pennsylvania legislature ad journed last Thursday. It was in ses sion fourmont,hs. Somi good laws were enacted and there were other? thst will be of little importance to ihoj general public. As Is generally the cbbb some laws were placed on the statute books that will be dead letters. We believe that the two assembly men from Jeffer son" oounty, Hon. S. Taylor North and Hon. Robert H. Longwell, gave as good an aooount of themselves as their con stituents oou li expi-ot. It is reported that during this session $57,000,000 of the stato funds went appropriated for schools, hospital-, indigent consump tives, gi od mads, v c, dc. This is certainly a large appropriation and it shows the Immuiia wealth of tbe Key Stone state. Another Doooruilou day is close at bind and on that snored day the graves of thoan who hav- auswered tbe last roll call for I tin Im Hum, wi 1 be adorm-d with spring timo's choicest flowers. One by one our soldiers of late wars, and --iedlally of h Civil War, are past-ine away and It will not be long until all will have gone borne. Don't Pay Alimony. To be divorced from your appendix. There will be no occasion for it if you keep your bowels regular with Dr. King's New Life Pills. Their action is bo gentle that tbe appendix never has cau-i to innke i I'd leaf ' complaint. Guir.iiitwd by st.oi,e & 'FVicbt Drug Co. R ynoldsvllle and Sykesville. 25c. Try them. 81IMLEHGE! We challenge" anyone to produce a rase of Eczema or ' othee';sUn, dis tant! tliatr . DrriTaylor's ECiEMA WRITTEN AT SEA. REMEDY rill not cure. t Is the only absolute panacea for m1 blood diseases and skin eruptions. Thousands of testimonials to snow Jiu. Send for photos of recent cures. Sold under absolute guarantee to jre or money refunded. Not a simile instance of failure. It j,m would be cured ffct It today. ' Sold !y tH"ko und Kei"ht Di-ok Co.. Hy- OlliSVlllU. Ask fur (IW lilutl-Ut-c lH)0'..i. PRESENCE OF MIND. Jay Gocld's Cool 8elf Possession Undor Trying Circumstances. An anecdote strongly ; i-itiiiLt the cool self possession of the lntu .):iy Gould under the most trying circiun stances was recently related by a mem ber of the family. An old friend had gone to Gould, tell ing him Hint he had managed to s.ive lip some $20,000 and asking his ml vice as to how he should Invest it In such a manner us to he absolutely safe for the benefit of his family. Gould told him to invest It In a eertnlu stock and assured him that the Investment would be absolutely safe as to income and, besides, Its market value would short ly be greatly enhanced. The man did as advised by Gould, and the stock promptly started to go down. Lower and lower It wont, and, seeing the stendy depreciation In the price of the stock and hearing stories to the effect that the dividends were to le passed, the uinn wrote to Gould asking if the Investment was still good. Gould replied to his friend's letter, as suring blm that the stories had no foundation In fact and were being cir culated purely for market effect. But still the stock declined. Each day the price went to new lower fig ures on the Stock Exchange, nnd final ly the rumors became fact, and the di rectors passed the dividend. . The man had seen the savings of years vanish li a few months and realized that he was a ruined man. Goaded to an almost insane frenzy, be rushed Into Gould's office tbe after noon the directors announced the pass ing of the dividend and told Gould that he had been deliberately nnd grossly deceived and that be was ruined. He wound up by announcing his Intention of shooting Gould then and there. Gould beard his quondam .friend through. There could be no mistak ing the man's Intent. He was evident ly half crazed and possessed of an In sane desire to carry out bis threat. Gould turned to him and sal !: "My dear Mr. ," eallin; him by name, "yon are laboring tinder a most serious misapprehension. Your money Is not lost.1 If you will go down to my bank tomorrow mornlnr you will find there a balance of -5.0t) to yonr credit. I sold out your stock, some time ago, but bad neglected to notify you." The man looked at him In amazement and, half doubting, left the office. As soon as he had left the office Gould sent word to his bank to place $25,000 to this man's credlf. The man spent a sleepless night, torn by doubts and fears. When tbe bnnk ojiened for business, he was (lie first man in line and was nearly overcome when the cashier handed him the sum that Gould had named the previous afternoon. Gould had evidently decided In his own miud that the mr.:i " as deter mined to kill him nnd that the only way to save his life nnd his name was to pay the man the sum he had lost plus a profit In the manner he did. But as a side light on the absolutely cold blooded self possession of the man It Is Interesting. New York Times. The Silent Man Dircourses. "If people knew Hip value of keep ing their mouths shut tliey wouldn't tl!k so much," said '.the silent .mam "When a man gets overheated and then goes out in the air and jnbbers, he catches cold and maybe gets a sore throut. If he kept his mouth shut tbe probability Is be wouldn't get the cold. The Lord gave a man n nose to breat!:o through, and If he used it for that more faithfully, Instead of using it for a prodding stick to find out what is go ing on with other people, there wouldn't be so many enses of nasal catarrh. Your nose Is bealthler if yon use It for the purpose for which it was Intended, the same as any other organ of the body. And It Isn't a bad idea to wash It out once in a while with , warm wa ter. "The mouth never was made to talk through. It was. made, to eat through. If there bad teen any other convenient location the windpipe and the tongue could have been put there Just as well. Yon can live without talking, but yon can't live without eating, and I've nev (. heard of a deaf and dumb man who talked so much with his fingers that he reduced himself to a nervous wreck, as some men nnd women do. The tongua Is like the flowers. It's a favor the Lord gnve us, not a necessity, and we ought to show appreciation by us ing It properly." Aftor which the silent man shot his mouth. Columbus Dispatch. Graft In Toothpicks. Tbe time worn question of "What becomes of tbe pins?" Las now given way to "What becomes of tbe tooth pinks?" "It's a question that I've nev nr been able to answer," said a restau rant keener, "although I ask It every year When my toothpick bill conies iu. I buy them cheap iu huge quantities, but my bill is no unimportant Item In my expenses. Tbey vanish from tbe rabies and counters as If by mugic, for tbey do not go off one or two at a time, but by the handful. Why under the canopy a customer should help him self to a handful of toothpicks at the conclusion of bis meal I cannot under stand. It seems as If be must feed them to the dog or use tlteui for fire wood, for tbe next day be Is sure to show up for another handful. Time and time again I have seen a custom er dump the entire contents of tbe toothpick bolder into bis pocket, and, although I was Indignant, I could not protest over so small a thing as tooth picks. If you searched the pockets of nine men out of ten you'd find from ten to a dozen toothpicks tucked away In them. I can see why a man helps himself to a bunch of matches when he buys a cigar, but this toothpick graft is beyond me." New York Press. A STUFFED EMPEROR. Fate of Valerian of Rome, Captured by the Persians. One of the most remarkable stuffed skins on record was that of Valerian, ei.iperor of Home, Who was taken pris oner aud afterward kept In chains by Sapor, king of Persia. He was either killed In a tumult or by order of his conqueror, who was pcn-lmp. fearful of losing his valuable living trophy, in the year 2(iD. The body of (lie dead emperor was treated with . no more delicacy than when it held the spark of a living one. It was skinned. The hide after being tanned was stuffed, painted red and suspended In tbe chief temple of the capital. It remained there for many years aud was tbe popular spectacle for holiday makers and visitors from the country. Hut It was put to more Important ends than this. It was made a diplomatic engine of much significance nnd efficiency. In after times it often happened that the Roman envoys at the Perslnn court had misunderstandings more or less serious with the government to which they were temporarily accredited. When these ambassadors from Rome grew arrogant iu their demands, it was the custom to conduct them Into the presence of tbe stuffed skin of the ex emperor of Home, where they were asked if humility did not become them at sight of such a spectacle. "THE BLUE DANUBE." Odd Way In Which the Beautiful Waits Was Written;" It was u linen cuff aud the quick thought of the woman who wore it that gnve us one of the prettiest of the tuneful Strauss waltzes. Johaun Strauss und his wife were one day en Joying a stroll in the park at Schonau when suddenly the composer exclaim ed: "My dear, I have a waltz in my head. Quick give me a scrap pf pa per or an old envelope. I must write It down before l forget It." Alas, after much rummaging of pockets It was found that neither of them bad a letter, not even n tradesman's bill, .lohnnn Strauss' i.iusic is considered light, but it weighed as heavy as lead on his brain until he could transfer It to paper. His despair was' pathetic' At last a happy thought struck Prnti Strauss. She held out u snowy en IT. Tiie composer clutched It eagerly, aud In two minute that cuff was manu script. Its mat followed. Still the In spiration was Incomplete. Strauss wns frantic and was about to make a wild dash for home with the third part of his waltz ringing uncertainly In tils bead. Ills own Ilncu was limp, colored calico. Suddenly his fran bethought herself of her collar, nnd In nn Instant the remaining bars of. "The Blue Dan ube" decorated Its surface. THE CURE OF WORRY. Clear, Simple Common 8ense Applied . to the Business 6f Life There are two reasons why man should not worry, either one of which must operate In every Instance first, because he cannot prevent the results he fears; second, because he can pre vent them. If he Is powerless to overt the blow, he needs perfect mental con centration to meet It bravely, to light en its force, to get what salvage ha c..n from tbe wree!. to austain , bin strei:.,ih at this time when he i;iu.st, plan a new future. If !si can p:ve;ir Iho eyll he foar.i, tin:! h.1 b:in m uee.l to v-nrry. f.r he t otil.l by so V-ohr.: 1.3 (".ipu'in ener.ty.ln hi very hour of need. . , To cure oneself of worry H uot at easy taJk. !t Is n; t lie removed In two or three fipplKiitlrms of the i;iaii: medicine of any cheap p'jitosopriy. but It tequlres only dear. ni!iip i!::i!!iou Heiisc, applied to the b'.'.Kiue.M rf lli'e Man has no ri.'ht to w:i:''e ins o vn en ergies, to weaken !i! t urn p-.i'.ve:- unit in.'luetico. for be has Inalienable c'rttc to himself, to his f ;: in II v. t- society n:i I to the world. Wil!i:j: i (JeoiTij .kkiViih Id "The Kingship of Self Control." A Nation of Cripples Rheumatism Be yond Control The Only Hope to Rheumatic Sufferers Is Uric-0 Treatment If rheumatism continues to spread as II has In the past few years, It would seem as tbouib we would before king become a nation of crip ples. The terrible estrnctlTeness of Itats dlaease U apparent oa ctt side of as, Absoet Dine out of tea of the cripples one meets had their sffllotlon brooEht on bv Rheumatism. Row many thousands more there are that are aope leulj bed-rtddea and whom we Bever sea. . Rheumatlsm.fromtheverynatureof taedlsease, ' ean never sure Itself and If neglects Is boosd to grew worse rather than better. If jmt ever have any twines of Rheumatism go to your drugglit and get a bottle of Urtc-O. the wonderful sew Rheumatic SpecMe. It will cure you and It Is the only treatment Id the worM that will aura yew permanently a4 ehorawgtily. Urle-O cures bj Its direct act lea oo the mosaics, blood sad kidneys. II seeks cul I be pohooous Uric and Rheumatic Add and drives II I torn the system and M Is only a treatment of such a nature thai wUI ever cure Rheumatism. Lini ments and plasters only serve to drive tt from one spot to another. They aever ours Rheuma tlim, because it Is primarily a blood disease, and until the blood Is cleared from the potsoo, a core cannot take place. There never was a ease of Rheumatism that TJrle-O could not cure and you should uot put off taking It. Tou can test Urto-O free of charge If you wish. Just cut out this advertisement and send It to the Smith Drag Co., Syracuse, N. Y together with your name and tbe name of your dmcglif, and stale thai you have Barer used Urlo-O snd would like to try II. They will give you free, through your drugglit, a 7S cent bottle, which you can test and try to your own satisfaction. ,11 O ' 1 - d r, nnifn-1 H 'n i: .i ...I.,- i,0 ,, j it.j & felon t Diug C'lllipuUJ. ORIGIN OF GARGOYLES. Stone Effigy Early Used as Roof 6pout on Cathedral of. Rouen. One of the earliest of the more elab orate attempts to transform roof spouts seems to have been at the Cathedral of Rouen, where .the figure of a groat dragon was adopted for one of them, though whether It was Intended a s an object of terror to the hobgoblin fro ternlty of the seventh ro:ii:iry or a symbol of the church's triumph over a public foe can only be conjectured. This fearsome wild fowl terrorized both banks of the Seine a 1 1 terribly ravaged the city of Itouen until be was gallantly slain by St. Itoni! ins. liiciioii of the cathedral there. Vv bab!y In sheer Jubilation of spirits :n:d In com pliment to the valorous bisl! p the car cass of the mischievous bca.it wan em bodied In stone and set up aloft as -i warning to all depredators and any evil spirits by which they might be actuated, says the London !lo':e. The uame given to tills unlucky animal Is said to have been gaigoille, and hence the name given to his eiligy, according to some authorities. Others, however, derive (be nppelln tlon from "gargollle." the wensand of the throat, or from "gaignle," a disease to which swine are ll.ible and which causes a gurgling sound Iu the throat, like that which water makes In pass ing through a pipe. We are all nt lib erty to choose a derivation, since no body can speak with authority. If gargoullle really was the name given to some more or less fabulous beast whose carcass was Imitated by some fanciful sculptor In the making of nn ornamental siHiut, then the prob ability Is that we have here tho origin not only of "gargoyle," but of th1? French word for the weasand, as well as of the Knglbrh words "guggle" and "gargle." One ugly creature having been adopted for a stone effigy on so famous a church as that at Ilouen In the sev enth century may easily be conceived to have set the fashion for olber churches, and tho superfluous hldeous ness of so many of tb've objects cer tainly supports the notion t'i:t in part their sculptors were actuated by the Men of frightening the uncanny folk from the sacred edifices and tbe wor shipers. The dragon is the commencement of nil forms for the garg'iyle. and toward the .end of the thirteenth century, when the propriety of adopting this creature had become an old tradition of church architecture, tbe form of the monster was transformed Into a thing of some approach to grace and ele gnnce. In the meantime, however, al most every bird or ipiiidruped of evil repute and of a figure that could by any malevolent Ingenuity be distorted Into something frightful has been call ed In for tbe spiritual defense of the church, and when animal Rhapes alone had been made to undergo every con tortion that could be conceived they w;:-o combined with human figures nnd faces, a development which In evitably led to tbe later adoption of all sorts of Imps and demons. Thus on many of tbe finest churcbei In Christendom we find not only ut most every kind of bird n id beast, renl' nnd legendary, but everything uncanny rivl diabolical In bniivin form. It must' be allowed that It- showed excep tional orlgluallty nnd an uncommon power of good nature. In t!ie nineteenth century sculptor who. In the course of tin- restoration of Che.;tcr cathedral nbout the time of the dbeitnMlshment of the Irish church, capped this long serifs of ecclesiastical embellishments wir n caricature headpiece of Mr. Gladstone. Burmese Indolencs. Burma Is said to be peopled by nbout the tallest race In the world. Work Is never done except when absolutely necessary, and eveu then as little as iHisnlblo. and that In the easiest, most shiftless manner. If a Btirman wishes to onltlrate a piece of ground he sets fire to the bushwood as a ehcnp, easy Mid efficacious method of preparing t: virgin soil. For two or three years he cultivates that piece of land and sets fire to another spot, allowing the J':n'rle to grow In tli? ol 1 place, which "ill be ready for reburnlns when the other ground wants rest. Wee grow pr dispense with plows, turning loose Instead a number of buffaloes, which ent up the saturated sod with their boofs. When a Bnrman has earned a Ktftn money he immediately proceeds to spend it all, for the Burmese have no ambition to be rich and never fronrd. Consequently there are no fnrgr landowners, and, there being no aristocracy, the people are as near be ing on an equality as possible. Poor folk are quite as rare as the rich, and the only beggars to be met are the lepers, who Bit on the steps of the pagodas. Coal Dust. Some years ago one of the Inspectors of mines conducted a number of ex periments on the explosive power of coal dust A disused shaft ISO feet was chosen for tbe purpose. Samples of dnst from different collieries were collected for the purpose. When two hundredweight of dust was emptied down a shaft and a cbnrge of gun powder fired, die result was startling. Hug tongues of flame aixty feet In height shot up from the mouth of the haft, and enormous columns of smoke ros high In the air, forming a great black pall over tbe scene of tbe ex plosion. On the other band, when high explosives were used no effect at all wia produced on tbe dust Coal la tbe carbonized remains of tree mosses. Oddly enough, these mosses were tbe big forefathers of tbe moss we know aa lycopodlum, which In a powdered state Is used to produce Hash signals. This will help to give an Idea of tbe Intensely Inflammable nature of coal dust THE BLACK BEAR. ' Her Physio and Her Food After Her Five Months' 8leep, The Mack bear Is-. ' her cubs, fro;;i one to three, iu li .leu during the months of March nil" 'lull, and It is an Interesting thing t ) know that sh ims the power to glvo binh to her yor.ng at least two v:e!;H before the 1 :v;er time If drive;, from her de:i. She will return to her cubs If lcjt alone. In the den she '.arcs for her young un til the snows n- 'he mirth country have sulilclcnlly iiieltta to permit of her get ting about. whiM she "hits tho trail" again. Hho eats nothing during the five mouths that she hibernates, ex cept that from time to tluio she will lap the Icicle which Is made by the freezing of her breath on her paws. She ventures forth as soon as the snow has sufficiently melted to permit of her getting about and for several days will eat nothing but hemlock bark aud cer tain roots, which act as a physic. When In her normal state of health again sho Is ravenously hungry and will diligently flsh the brooks aud streams In search of a dinner of trout, will hunt up tbe carcasses of deer or moose which have been overcome by tho severity of the winter or will prey upon porcupines by quickly putting her paw under tbe stomach and rolllug the porcupine on Its back, then with a slap tear out tbe entrails aud escape tbe quills. Field and Stream. ANXIOUS MOMENTS. The Quarter of an Hour Following the Winning of the Derby. The anxieties of owners of race horses comiteting In the lerby do not Immediately eud as the horses pass the Judges. The fatal "objection" mny snatch the laurels from the victor. The possibility discovered Itself over Ca ractaens race. The owner hail striven In vain to get a Jockey of repute. Ills offer of a life annuity of 10(1 a ye-ir to Gostley fn case of success had been declined. A stable boy nnuicd Tar sons bad eventually to be trusted, nnd, to the surprise of the learned, lie got the horse home, winning by a neck. Going to scale; the lad could not draw the weight. Iu breathless sl'eiice the bridle was sent for, i-.nd thnt Jnst ena bled him to- balance the scale. I'ut now Lord: Stamford appeared to object that only Bis own horse and two oth ers had gona-th full course. T!ie win ner nnd th rest were alroad.- ." i.-'t t':e starting post when the fiiu fell. Ad miral Rous looked at his watch. "Twenty mdimtes." he said. "An ob Jectlon to hold god must be lodged within a quarter of an hour." And so the stable boy's- win passed Into tile records, but the owner of Cnraetncus declared that not for 1,000 a moment would he again endure the agony of that short period following the race. London Saturday Review. . . . PILLS AS WEAPONS. The Curious Duel Tl.at Was Arranged by a Doctor. Au extraordinary duel, which at tbe time created a:t luinieii:e suusallon. was one in whicti the division was ar rived at uot by swords or pistols, but by means of a i.e. idly vV. -on. The men who, it Is hardly necessary to Fii-, had fallen mt over a lady laid left the arrangement of details to their seconds, and until t!iey faced each oth er they' did not know by what method they were to set'.le t!i:ir (inferences. One of the second was a doctor, und he had made up f r the occasion four black n'llcts. nil Identical In size and shape. "In one of these." he said. "I have placed a sulllcietit quantity of prusslc acid U i-atise Hie almost in stantaneous dcutli of any one who swallows It. We will deci le by the toss of a coin which of you Is to have first cholcei. aud you will . alternately draw and swallow a pill until the oi son shows Us ellwts." Two of the pel lets were then iuk.cn ;n (!:. toss had .decided, but wi; limit eJet-l In either, cusi. "This tiu.e." said the doctor, speaking ot th two 'sdlehi remaining, "you must Isith swallow th.- 'piil at the "Same- instant" The . Molcc was again made, and In a few Mccnud one of the men lay dead, on the irrass. Pall Mall, eaxctte "He Wbo Koep.ih His r--..." An old tasbkmed iniiiist.-r w.m vrt: lng his son in New Yrk I '-em'y and was taken, ta a l.i.diim.a ie i-'i... b In;' tbe Sunday morning service The pas tor is a youui: niau of g.vii; entire, but evidently his oratorical efforts did not greatly Impress the vi.'.itoi. lor when tbey wen' wn kbi j lfmwi:d t!i. son remarked npproriir.'l.v: "That was a good sermon, an excel lent sermon. Tbe congregation .like l)r. Blank very much." . . "Y'es.'a good sermon undoubtedly," his father replied. "It could not pos sibly have touched a sore spot any where." New York Herald. - When you ask for the BEST COUGH CURE and do not get Kemp's Balsan Ton are not getting the beat and will be disappointed. KEMP'S BALSAM costs no mora than any other cough remedy, and yon are entitled to the best when you ask for it Kemp's Balsam will stop any oongh that can be stopped by any medicine, and core coughs that cannot be cured by any other medicine. It is always tha Best Cough Cure. At all druggists, 25a., EOo, and f L Doett accept aaythlao eta. SHORT TALKS Bfy L. T COOPER. DEBILITY. Many people who talk to me say t "I feel half sick allthe time. I dont just know what's the matter with me." This is general debility. It's very common. People who get. in thia shape have my sympathy. They arn't sick enough for bed so they drag around and their families ge.t exasperated with them. There are two causes for thia B. 11C DADS, condition ! bad habits and a weak j stomach. By bad habits I mean eating ! irregularly and too fast and not chew- ing the food thoroughly. The s'.ora- ach gives out and loss oi app.-.ite, billiousness, constipation, and general debility result. First get the stomach in shape and then be more careful in the future, and the worn out, despond ent, half sick feeling will be a thing of the past. Two bottles of Cooper's New Dis covery will put the stomach in shape. Common sense will do the rest. There are fifty thousand people in this country who know this to be true be' cause they've tried i(U Here's a letter from one of themt "I was all run down from overwork, lost ambition and energy and could not sleep. It was difficult for me to attend to my work owing to that tired out feeling. I secured two bottles of the New Discovery medicine and de termined to try it. The result da lighted me for renewed strength and vigor and energy came with the first few doses. It's effect waa different from anything I had ever taken. I finished the two bottles now and feel well and strong again-" E. McDade, 839 Dix Ave., Detroit, Mich. We hear favorable reports of these famous medicines every dar. Aak V about thenu btoke-Feicht Drug Co. KKYNOLDSVILLE PA. "MUNG0" PARK. Ths Worse Than. Shoddy Fabrl That Qave Him Hia Name. The old lady listened complacently to the compliments on her new gown. "Well, at any rate,"' she- said as she smoothed the lustrous folds. "It Isn't made of muugo."' j "Mungo? What Is muugo?'" asked: ber niece. -! "Have you never' hoardl of M ungu'j Park?" sahl the old lady. j "Yes, I think 1 have. I don't know: what I've heard, though." i "Well, I'll tell you. Muugo Park, win; an Englishman, and be lived air tnei time when shoddy wns Invented. He; Invented a stuff that was far worse than shoddy a stuff beside which: shoddy was fine, new wool and FU! tell you why this stuff was caned! mungo. . i 'Tark, after making up- a batch ofj It out of shoddy dust and grease, gavel It nnxlously to his carder to card.. . j "The carder; tried It Then- he aenti for the boss.. - j " 'This new stock of yours won't go.; Mr. Park,' be said. j " 'Mini go.,: said the other In his York-; shire dialect." Tt tnun go, man."' "And go It did,. and' thus Park, got bis name, and thus flint n'''.ir.it!i.i!e stock that he invented cnme-t'i. get tio name of nnuigo' New Orleans. Times-Demi-oerat. The Minister's Text. A little girl enme home from church the other day and was a-s' ! what the minister's text was. "Ho : ' ! . afraid., aad I will get you a be I ml.'," was; the astonishing answer. j Investigation proved that liic central; thought of the sermon had been, "Kearj not. and I will send' yoti a comforter."! Technical World. ! Only a Dream. Wife I dreamed last night that t; was In a shop that was simply full ofj the loveliest bonnets, and Husband:; (hastily) But thnt was only a dreanv my dear. Wife E knew that before I woke up. because- you bought one for me. OLD PEOPLE m VINOL Because it contains the very elements needed to rebuild wasting tissues and replace feebleness with strength. We return money If it iaiU to benefit. Stoke & Feicht Druy Co.
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