KEYSTONE LIQUID SULPHUR HAS NEVER FAILED TO CURE RHEUMATISM It is Nature's Best Remedy for Natures Worst Disease D A GREAT DISCOVERY The Keystone Sulphur Co. has discovered a process for liquifying sulphur, retaining all of tho excellent curativo eliminating the Impurities found In tho crude drug. A SURE CURE FOR RHEUMATISM KcyBtone Liquid Sulphur positively cures every form of rheumatism. Wo have cured thousands of cases, many of them heretofore considered hopeless. We have- experimented on tho worst cases obtainable and huvo novor failed to elTecta cure after 3 or 4 days' treatment. Persons who huvo been bedridden for years have been restored to perfect health through tho ubo of this wondorful discovery WHAT KEYSTONE LIQUID SULPHUR WILL DO RHEUMATISM It will cure Hhouniatism without any possibility of falluro. CATAURH Used In an nutomizor and cure tho worst cases of Catarrh. SORE THROAT Affords instant used as a garglo. PROMPTLY CURES ALL MINOR COMPLAINTS Such as Hives, Prickly Heat, Poison Ivy, Bites ol Insects, Tender, Sore or Odoriferous Feet and all Skin Diseases. Wo are so confident of the efficacy of make tho following FREE TRIAL OFFER The Stoke & Folcht Drug Co. will Sulphur any day this week. We urge you to take advantage of regret It. Keystone Liquid Sulphur Cure la sold by all druggists at r0c and $1.00. , KEYSTONE SULPHUR CO., PITTSBURG, FA. eh PEOPLES SAVINGS BANK FOURTH AVENUE AND MONEY IN BANK The boy or man with a savings account is seldom out of work. Tho habits of thrift aro appreciated by employers and the man who is known to save and bank a portion of his earnings is usually the oneTsolected for a placo of responsibility. Open an account to-day with this bank. . One dollar wif do to begin with. PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD Sixteen Day Excursions to Atlantic Gty, Cape May, Anglesea, Wildwood, Holly Beach, Ocean City, Sea Isle City, Avalon, -New Jersey, Rehoboth, Del., Ocean City, Md. June 21, July 5 and 19, August 2, 16, and 30, 1906. $10 Round Trip, tickets good only in coaches. $12 Round Trip, tickets good only in Parlor and Sleeping Cars in connection with proper Pullman tickets. Proportionate rates from other stations. ( Tickets Rood for passage on train leaving Pittsburg at 8.30 p. m., and connections. Sleeping ' car passengers for Atlantic Clly only will use Special Train leaving Pittsburg at 9.45 p.m. For stop-over privileges and full Information consult nearest ticket agent. W. W. ATTERBUEY, General Manager. J. It. WOOD, Passenger Traffic Manager. Sanitary v rv ir fcff TWRTfcTK K Steam and Gas I Fitting and all 1 kinds of work I in that line. J- We handle Mantles, I Globes, Burners,; Chan- R Sellers, Etc. Located In the Stoke H building on Fifth street. S.J. BURGEON AND SON Sanitary Plumbers REYNOLDSVILLE PA. Modern E2j;lseneer To dress better, live better and occu pj better houses that are better fur nished forces men to work harder and longer than their predecessors did. The result of this Is that the ordinary man is separated from his wife and family almost as much as if he were absent Truth. Want t Know the Reason Why. CostlqueIt's funny that some peo ple are never satisfied to know a thing m so and so, but must ask the why and wherefore. Sappy Tes. I wonder Jthyltis qualities of the well-known romcdy, but as a spray It will Immediately rulievo relief to sufferers from Soro Throat when Keystono Liquid Sulphur that wo will give you a freo sample of Keystone Liquid this olTor at onco, for you will never WOOD STREET. GEO. W. BOYD, General Passenger Agent. The Orchid Family. There seems to be a general miscon ception as to Just what nn orchid is. Many call any plant which prows on a tree or has some peculiar feature an orchid. This mistake Is frequently made with the pitcher plants and the "tail flowers." The uniting in one or gan, called the column, of the stamens and pistils serves to distinguish the orchid family from all related ones. The orchid family embraces 6,000 or 7,000 species, of which comparatively few are feund in the warm temperate and almost none in the cold temperate zones. They are mostly distributed in the tropical regions. In hot, humid places. Orchids, however, do not Inva riably prefer humid conditions. Nearly all tropical orchids grow on trees, but in temperate regions they grow in earth. Youth's Companion. Lout Dor Like Lost t'mbrella. The tourist stopped at the little cabin where an old colored mammy was bending over a big tub. "Good morning, mommy," greeted the tourist. "Mnwnln", suh," responded mammy. "Where's your son Sum?" "Gone, sab; I dunno wheh." "Well, ho always was a bad boy, mammy." " 'Deed he was, sah. He was desa lak det ole blue euibrellu Ah los' in de thunderstohm. He was hnhd to raise, pownhful hnhd to raise, an' afteh Ah did rulse him he Jes' jumped away fura me, an' Ah ain't seen him since." Chicago News. Arithmetical. "Yes," said the old mathematician, with a pleum in his eyes, "I've always looked at It that way. Marriage Is ad dltl')'!, when the little ones come it's multiplication, when dissension looms up to cloud the horizw of their happi ness It's division aud when the finnl parting coni 'j it's subtraction." "And how aloiit iHrmmmS'' ked the listener. v "Oh, I guess that weald tome under , the denomination ot 4nim;" New j York Tress. THE BIRTH OF WORDS A WEALTH OF EXPRESSIONS FROM THE HUMAN BODY. More Than Fonr Hundred Words In Oar Laiiirnnae Are llrlnted to the Hand Alone and Almost aa Many Are Derived From the Head, The human body Its limbs, Angers, toes, mouth, nose, ears, head and some of the Internal organs has originated hundreds of words. In one of the large dictionaries more than 400 are found related to the hand alone and almost as many to the liend. Index, Indicate, predicate, from a Greek word for linger, menu that which points out. So oracle and orator refer to what comes out of the mouth. Audience, audible, nuscultiillou, tho auditing of accounts, originally after a "hearing" of tho olllclnls, are tnieeablo to tho ear. Spirit menus the1 breath and Is nlso found in conspire, "to breathe together;" Inspire, "to breathe in," and cveu In perspire, "to breathe through." Impediment Is something ngalust the foot. Ell, the cloth meas ure, Is the length of the forearm. Tho hair lu capillary attraction means the power exerted through tho capillary or hait'liko tubes. The heart (cordis) is to bo observed in a cordial, or heartening, drink; a cordial, or hearty, manner; 1 lie core of an apple. Dents In wood or metal get their name from their resemblance to tooth marks. The tongue sticks out In several words, like language and lin guist. In some countries anybody may rise by his own merits to be somebody, even to the "head" of tho nntlon or of the church; be a head master of a school, head a revolution, tuke up "arms" and prove to be a capital that Is, a headmost soldier and the chief (head) of the army. Corporal punishment Is bodily pun ishment; capital punishment Is pun ishment by decapitation, or taking off the head. A corporal that Is, a cap oral means the same as captain that Is, the head of a body of foot soldiers. A colonel Is one who has been crown ed. Tho commander in chief, or head commander, compels the chieftains, or headmen of the enemy, to capitulate that Is, surrender according to an agreement that Is divided into capita las, or little heads, or chapters. A heady and headstrong ruler some times makes people wish ho was head less. To make headway against his foes he may have to rush headlong Into dillicuhies or take a header Into the unknown sea of politics. Among some peoples one with the big head is likely to lose it. Under some the headship of the ship of state does not make head way against the head wluds of events or around the "cape," or hendlund, Just ahead. He may pinnae Into trouble ever head and ears, nnd his opponents have to put their heads together to head him off, so as to prevent n hend on collision with nnother nation. Some men hnre to be treated as deadheads at political headcpiartcrs or as so muny head of cattle or as mutton bends or cabbage heads, cabbage Itself being from nn old Spanish word moaning head. Some men "play their hand" for nil there is in It. Some stretch out the glad hnnd to every one. Some keep land lu glove with those engaged In underhand proceedings as well as with those who have climbed to high places hand over hand. When the right man nays "Hands off!" even his right ftand man would not lay hands on what was forbidden. The clock hands tell us If ,we are beforehand or behindhand. A handsome man originally was one who used his hands skillfully and so was graceful nnd probably, therefore, good looking. Although every one car ries a palm In his band, people no longer, with palms In their hands, wel come their heroes. One may have his finger in too many pies nnd tread on too many toes. One's chlrography, manuscript, handwriting they are all one may be rather coarse, but his fine hand is detected In many a public docu ment and so arouse opposition to his handling the funds. This might prove a severe handicap, which was original ly so called from the Jockeys putting their bands Into a cap and drawing lots for the places that their horses were to have In the race. Footstool and foot rule sound alike, but in the first foot is the literal, In the second the figurative, use of tho word. Tlioii'-'i the politician put his best foot forward he may find his foothold getting insecure and begin wondering what's n5ot. His coachman, mount ing the footboard, may be insolent; his footman, contemptuous; his chef, or head cook, neglectful, ne may be ridiculed before the footlights as a social footpad, living a hand to mouth exlstesrs si tie expense of the tax payers. While they are insisting on Lis toeing the mark and he Is hanging to his poslffcm by the toe nails, as the saying is, he may well wish he was back on his native foothills. Were he arrested he might be hand cuffed and fetters, or feeters, placed upon his feet. He might not even have an opportunity of making mouths or showing bis teeth at his enemies. He might in other days be turned over to the headsman, but there would be no newspaper headlines proclaiming that fact. Only a small headstone might tell his fate to the pedestrians, or foot passengers, going by. New York Trib- ane. The Height of Simplicity. "Awfully simple, Isn't he?" "I should say ho was. Why, It's an actual fact that he played poker with a straitrnr nn an ocean liner." Cleve land I'lnln Dealer. We have no right to say that the uni verse Is governed by nnturnl laws, but only that It Is governed according to natural laws. Carpenter. ADVERTISING. One of the Many Mnrvela of Thla I'roicreNnlre Age. Among tho muny marvels of this marvelous age there Is none more striking uud none more characteristic thnu the art of advertising as develop ed In modem times. Wo talk much about the wonders, of the telephone and the phonograph, about the aston ishing expansion of railroads and teleg raphy, but here we have nn industry as remarkable for its extension and as wide nnd varied In Its applications as anything of mini's device in any era of the world's history. When there is brought into consideration the vast amount of money expended In adver tising lu our day, the novel nnd ln genlus methods employed and the ex pert skill and artistic talent engaged lu the business, one may begin to realize what a wide Held lias been opened here for some of the highest nnd most use ful forms of human endeavor. With all Its abuses nnd they are not a few it remains true that advertising Is one of the greatest of popular edu cators and one of the chief promoters of human hnpplness nnd prosperity, nnd there are yet many ways In which It may be extended to the still greater benefit of the world. No good reason exists why tho churches, the Sunday schools, the missionary societies and other agencies of good should not ad vertise fnr more than they do and thus add to tho membership and their power In tho community. To set their ad vantages, alms and benefits before the public In a proper way and form would Involve no loss of dignity or prestige, while It would almost certainly widen their Influence. Tho time must come, too, when tho absurd codo which prohibits physicians and other professional classes from ad vertising themselves must be abolished. There Is nothing but a sentiment to prevent It and a very weak sentiment nt thnt. It should bo no more Infra dig for a physician or a lawyer to seek patients or clients through tho medium of print, than It Is for teachers, Insur ance men, real estate dealers or the members of any other honorable trade or calling. Leslie's Weekly. IMMORTALITY. One Theory of the Condition That Cornea After Death. Our life does not begin with birth, nor does It conclude with death. It Is only a section of tho development of mankind before and after us. We ex isted before we were born, nnd we reap what the factors of our being have sown. So our life leaves Its after effects, and they will be what we have made them. The truth Is that while there Is no Immortality In the sense In which most religions hold It If we accept their doc trines In their literal meaning, condi tions In life are such In many respects, ns If these doctrines were true. For, while our bodily existence Is wiped out with all Its physiological functions, the essential part of our own being (the thoughts themselves) remain, and thus our Immortality not as a concrete In dividual and bodily Incarnation, but our soul, our character, the Impulses which we hnve given In life to others, our aspirations aud most character istic features cannot be wiped out. A man who keeps tills thought In hi.) mind, either Intuitively by realizing the power and Justice of the religious In stinct or by having fnthomed the prob lem philosophically lu Us very depths, will not live for the present moment, but In consideration of the after ef fects which his life leaves on the world. And I would say thnt one of the best tests for right action In a crit ical situation is for a man to ask him self, If I had passed away from this life what would I wish that I had done In this emergency? I am confident that the answer given to this question would help us In the most difficult clr eumstnnoes to find the right solution. Dr. r.'iul Cnrus, Author of "Tho Soul of Man," "Chinese rhllosophy," etc., In MonlBt flnnlln and Odora. A professor in the University of Ge neva says that snails perceive the odor of' many substances, but only when not far away. In order to prove this It Is necessary merely to dip a glass rod In a strongly smelling substance and bring It near the large tentacles of a snail In motion. If It is put close to these boms the tentacles are violently drawn back. As the animal perceives the odor It changes Its course. Snails also smell by menns of their skin. Con tact is not necessary, for tho mere vi cinity of a perfume causes an indenta tion of the skin. A Wise Scheme. "No matter what opinlou Is offered, you express a contrary view," said the Impatient friend. "Well," answered Mr. Bllgglns, "that's a way I have of acquiring knowledge. A man Is more likely to give up all be knows on a subject If you get him to warm up with a little controversial indignation." Washing ton Star. v Hie Influence. "Do you think a man's Influence lasts after he Is gone?" asked the philoso pher. "Well, I should say!" cried the young woman. "Sly husband tied my prop erty up so that I can't ever marry again!" Detroit Free Tress. Fame. Fame is tho inheritance not of the dead, but of the living. It ia we who look back with lofty pride to the great names of antiquity, who drink of that flood of gt.ory as of a river and refresh our wing In it for future flight. Hazlitt. Evil spreads ns necessarily at dis ease. Eliot, THE LUNACY OF LOVE. . flnlnvr I.yilon'a Letter to Ilia Own "Adored Poodle." To Miss Loulso Devey, tho former friend nnd tho executrix of Lody Lyt ton, bad been confided a packet of 2UH letters, representing tho correspond euce of Bulwer Lytton with Miss Wheeler in the days of their early courtship. Miss Devey published these with a preface, stating that she took this action In order to vindicate the memory of her dead friend. In what manner the loiters could bo regarded as a vindication It is dlllleult to see, though they serve ns a remarkable con trlbtitlou to the literature of epistolary loveinaklng. llie extravagant absurdi ty of some of them Is almost beyond belief, and two passages mny be quot ed as Illustrative of many others. In the letters Itulwer Lytton nddresses Miss Wheeler as "Poodle", and signs himself "Puppy" or "Puppo." "My Adored Poodle: Many, many thanks for oo darling letter. Mo Is so happy, mo is wagging Tny tall nnd put ting my enrs down. Me Is to meet oo tomorrow. O day of days! I cannot tell you how very, very happy you have made me! No, my own love, don't come before 12; but really I shall meet you! Oh, darling of darlings O zoo love of loves, me is ready to leap out of my skin for Joy! Adieu. Twen ty million kisses. "And so they dressed my .poodlo In white nnd black? O zoo darling! How like a poodle! And had oo oo's bootlful ears curled nicely, and did oo not look too pretty, and did not all the puppy dogs run after oo and tell oo what a darling oo was? Ah! Me sends oo 9,000,000 kisses to be distributed as follows: 500,000 for oo bootlful mouth, 2,r(0,000 to oo right eye, 250,000 to oo left eye, 1,000,000 to oo denr neck and the rest to be equally divided between oo arms and hands. "Ten million more kisses, my own darling, for your letter which Is Just arrived. It Is rend, and now before it Is answered take the following (marks of kisses). Pray, darling, shall we not kiss prettily tomorrow, darling (d) (a) (r) (1) (I) (n) (g)? "Adieu, my own Hose, my life of life, very poodlo of very poodles, adieu! "Adieu, oo own Idolatrous puppy. "Ever my denrest, dearest, dearest, fondest, kindest, bootlfulest, dnrllng est, angelest poodle. Oo own puppy." Lyndon Orr in Bookman. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. Experience Is a great teacher. So is a real estate boom. The more a man knows the less he admits to knowing. All of us can't be in the same boat. If we wore, we'd sink it. Let tho other fellow have his way as long ns he only wnnts to talk. Elections and marriages are Just alike. There is nothing the candidate will not promise beforehand. If you are going to givo both bar rels, do It like a man give them to the victim's face and not behind his buck. Nothing makes a man quite so 111 natured as to be expected to be grate ful for something that does not please him. Thero Is a great deal said about love nt first sight; not much said about tho hatred at first offense, which Is more sure. Atchison Globe. Oilrkena In the Knln. On a rainy morning a good deal of wisdom may be learned from the chickens. If It Is to be a soggy, rainy, drizzly day all day, the chickens will get out and stand about In the rain with an utterly Indifferent manner. They look Just as human beings feel, and they keep it up all day. But if the rain Is to continue but a few hours the chickens will stay under shelter. They cannot be kept out. They hurry under cover when disturbed nnd stay there till the fair weather comes, which It does presently. And then they go out nnd enjoy the sunshine. The chick ens know. Quaint Cnatoma In Abyssinia. Quaint customs prevail in parts of Abyssinia. When a father Is getting on In years the son bids him climb Into a tree nnd Jump down from the branches. If the old man staggers on landing the son spears him on the spot his usefulness Is over. One tribe had a custom of sewing chance visitors up in green hides and leaving them to be killed by the contraction of the skins. With another the only orthodox way of dealing with strangers was to tie them In a bundle and roll them over a prec ipice. Loudon Mall. Jnat Quit Worrying, Nobody knows what produces earth quakes, although It is often claimed that they do. The earth quakes some where every day. Nobody knows when the earth came or when It will go, where it came from, how it came or how It happened to be here. The fact Is, when you get down to the truth, no body knows anything about anything past, present or to come and about the only way to get along in this know nothing world Is not to try to know very much. Eldorado Republican. Doll Tlmea. "Just set It for 5 o'clock," said the young lawyer, who was purchasing aa alarm clock. "I'll never want to change It." "Do you always get up nt that hour In tho morning?" asked the clerk. "Oh, no. That's the hour in the after noon when I always close my office and go home." Philadelphia Tress. TnlklnR. Wife You were talking In your slocp again lost night, denr. Why do you persist in doiug it? nusband Good gracious, Maria, a man ought to bo allowed to talk sometimes, oughtn't hervllohemlnn. f Don't bother mix is your otvii jre-tnt when you an buy Lawrence pa?nt from our dealer for lesa money nd be sure cf results. You ke no chances because it'tf uaranteed by the maker. Jade from the purest mater ia obtainable. LAWRENCE READY MiXED W1L Sold by Keystone Ilardwaro Company. Leech's Planing Mill West Reynoldsville Window Sash, Doons, Frames, Flooring, I O 1 UK VVUKIS. 0 rtniTniT JlUH nnirooirn T .ttuiivd Etc., Etc. Contract nnd repair work given X prompt intention. Give us your order. My prices are reasonable. W. A. LEECH, Proprietor. 1 BUSINESS CURDS, JjJ. NEFF JUSTICE OP THE PEACE, Pension Attorney nnd Real Estate Ajtent. MINNIE N. KECK, NOTARY PUBLIC, Reynoldsville, Pa. (j, m. Mcdonald, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Notary nubile, real esrtite aKont. natenta Recured, collections made promptly. Office n oyituiciuu uuuuinKi ueyuoiusvniu, ra. V. C. SMITH, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Justlco of 1 lie ncssn. real estate airont. col lections made promptly, office In Syndicate bullcllni:, KeyuoIflsvllle.Pa. SMITH M. McCIlEtGHT, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, ftXt... .T.ll n.wl ...., ......... rfn1 ........ j , i.. (Lui, h;ii.i i;tmij KK"UM v.j,- lectlons will receive pninpt attention. Office In the Reynoldsville Hardware Co. building, i.iiiiii ntri',-1, j,t;yiiuititv!i!e, i -a. )R. B. E. HOOVER, DENTIST, Resident dmitlst. In the Iloovar hiiildlntr Main street. Gentleness In operating. r TJR. L. L. MEANS, DENTIST, Office nri second floor of the First National bunk building, Main streut. ui DR. R DeVEUE king, DENTIST, office on second floor of the Pvndlcate build ing, Main street, Keynoldsvlllu, Pa. . PRIESTER BROS., UNDERTAKERS. Black and white funeral cars. Main itreet. Reynoldsville, Pa. J H. HUGHES. UNDERTAKING AND PICTURE FRAMING. The U. S. Burial League has been tested and found all rlttht. CheaDest form of In surance. Secure a contract. Near Public fountain, Reynoldsville Pa. D. H. YOUNG, ARCHITECT Corner Orant and Flftn ata.. Revnolds- vllle, Pa. JOHN C. HIRST, CI VIL AND INING ENGINEER, Burveyor and Draughtsman. Office In Syn dicate Duuuing, juain street. WINDSOR HOTEL, ' r Philadelphia, Pa. Between 12th and 13th Sts on Filbert St. ' Three minutes walk from the Reading Ter minal. Five minutes walk from the Penn'a K. R. Depot. Europeun plan 11.00 per day and vara. American plan s:.iju per uay, . Prank M. Hcheibley, Manager. A Tonic Laxative. Cathartics are net tonic-laxatives. Pills and suits and custor-oll are ratuurtiLS. They leave the system in an exhausted and de pressed condition. Many eattmrttes contain drills that produce hemorrhoids and oilier unfavorable com plications. t'elerv K linj Is a toiiic-luxative. It restores Ihe Intestinal tract und distestive organs la their normal condition. It cur constipation; ami tho Ills resulting from inactive bowels. i rice, either hero or lamei torui, For sale by Stoko & Folcht Drujj Co. If you have any thing to sell, try our Want Column.
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