V' Useful to Know. A formula for stopping one's hair from falling can bo modo at homo by Imply buying tbe Ingredients and then blending thorn. It Is mado by taking an ou .co of Jamaica bay rum, an ounce and a half of coooanut oil, two and one-quarter drams of tincture of nus vomica, and twenty drops of oil of borgomot. Use this to massage the tca!p with In a rotary motion, with the tips of the fingirg. Nothing is a more positive- sign of a careless woman than torn gloves and untidy shoes, walnt bands that sever connections, or, or collars that part company with, the shirt waist. Try not to be ono of them. You defeat your ends, and neither look well, nor feel comfortable, Drtss carefully, and aim at plainness and neatness rather than a more showiy style of costume. For bilious headacho Two tea spoonsful of flpely powdered char coal, dissolved in hclf a gloss of wat er, followed an hour later by a eld lltz powder. For biliousness and head headache The unsweetened juice of halt a lemon In a half glasa of water three times n day. But It must be remembered that lomon juice thins the blood and should not to be taken by anomlc people. Women and Success. "The best thing for n, modern woman to do who wishes to make a success of horself and V.r life is to cuktvato In dopondence," said a successful business woman tho ctter day. "Sho must Joara to keep her own counsel, to pad dle ier own canoe, to talk little and think much. 8h3 must liarn to culti vate common sense, to take care of her health, to make the mont of her looks, and to bo absolutely stanch and tralghtforwr.rd In everything she does or says." And c.propos of women and success: An Iilsh indnotry that has come Into popularity within a year or two Is that of doll-makl.-ig. Tho Irish dolls have great recommar.datlons, in that they are not only pretty but possess un breakable faces. Mrs. Florence Eaton, an Irishwoman, happened to discover a substance not India rubber, but something slmtlr.r to it which, when treated according to a certain process, could be moiudod Into faces capable of standing an Immsnse amount of rough usage without injury, while in appear ance as natural and attrr.ctlve as the best wax faces of distinguished person ages, althougj children do not love their dolls better for such resemblan ces. The industry is a rival to Gorman doll manufactories. Pittsburg Dls patchf Car of the Teeth. To lose the tooth by accident or from uncontrolable natural causes Is a mis fortune, but to nogloct sound or filled teeth is Inexcusable. Health as well as good appearenco depends so greatly upon sound totth that It Is strange one has the courage to neglect them even for a day. It Is true artificial teeth are readily obtainable and so cunningly fashioned as to almost defy detection, but the real article Is surely to be preferred. No matter how plain a. face may be, It is redoomod by woll-cared for teeth, while a beautiful face loses Its charm if tho opened Hps disclose poor or uncared-for teeth. While na ture does not troat us all alike in the matter of good toeth, we can preserve such as we have with the aid of pow der, brush and dental floss, with tbe occasional assistance of the skilled dentist. A good brush is essential, one having moderately soft bristles be ing best. Stiff brushes ruin the teeth, loosen the filling and irritate the gums. Brush ihe teeth upon rising in tbe morning and before retiring, and promptly remove all traces of acid as well as sweets by rinsing tbo mouth Vlth lukewarm water soon after eat ing such things. Do not pick the toeth; It 1b an unpleasant habit, to say lh losut, and may loosen the teoth. Remove any collections between the teeth with a pleco of dental floss, slip ped up and down without irritating the gums. For sensitive gums rinse the mouth several times daily with a good antiseptic. Llaterlne is excollent, using one teaspoonful to a glass of water. A dainty, inexpensive tooth powder is made by Blftlng four ounces of preclpltatod chalk with one ounce each of pulverized orris root, borax and powdered myrrh. Sift through a piece of fine cbosBecloth or lawn and bottle. Mirror and Farmer. Beauty and Old Age. It is no longor c, dlBgraoe for a wom an to bo old or to "look old," provided she retains in her maturity those gra ces and accomplishments that lend charm to tho sex- at any ago. Woman has niude notable advances in the last fifty years, but none more marked than that which records her ability to re tain hef beauty long oftor she has acknowledged herself to be growing old. This achievement was the despair of the women whoco survivors compose the grandmothers of the 20th century. In the days wb'in they were young most women led contracted lives. The house where they presided was their world; all outside of that circle was practi cally an unknown sphere. Usually they were mothers of large families of children, the roaring of which taxed them heavily with constant cares and services. Thoy did more and harder work than the women of today. They had very i.ttio diversion, consequently they aged quickly. At 35 the average woman had tw personal charms of which she could be Justly proud. She looking older than the woman of CO now. Compare pictures of women of the two pcriodo for further informa tion, says tho Chlcajo Chronicle. The woman of tho present, enjoys a wider field of fiction. She has solved her domesticity to such c.n extent that It. does not narrow or blunt her life. With only moderate means she travels both at homo ar.d abroad. Sho finds moro timo for pleasure . Her home is only ths center of her world, not all oi It. B"s!des oho hrs moro of the art of personal adornment Her toilet is more becoming, helps to make her look young. At 60 she is at middle life only, in tho matter of facial charms and may be called beautiful for many yeso to come. Tho retention of her beauty is wom an's first and chisfist emancipation.. School Frocks. Substantial dark fabrics, smartly made, with trimmings of velvet, braid or slmplo michlce ctichlng, are most appropriate for school wear. Children are so ivstlMs t'at delicate frocks are a constant r.nnoyance to mother and children. Reserved the frail fabrics, laces, etc., for drossy occasions when liberties are somewhat curtailed. For ordinary use proviso practical frocks which will withstand wear and tear without matorial damage. A prttty frock Is mado of dahlia red sergo with trimmings of narrow black velvet ribbon and small gilt buttons. Mnk a Jaunty Fronch walBt gathered or platted to a circular yoko, or, the yok) may be simulated by facing the top of the towpleoo lining which sup ports tho waist. Outline the yoke with a circular bertha, rather deeply pointed at the shoulders to emphasize tho popular 1830 shoulder offect. Trim the yoke with circular rows of the velvet ribbon on edge of bertha, belt and full skirl about thres inches from Its lowest edge. Make one-seamed bishop sleeves cither plain or plaited to correspond with tho waist. Gather lower edgo Into a band cuff trimmed with velvet ribbon and buttons, A novel touch Is given by slashing the bortha at the shoulder and placing three buttons on each Bide of the Blash Just lnoldo the rows of velvet. Tho skirt rhould be mado without a lining and finished with a four-inch hem, although a cute llttlo drop skirt of sllesie, or sateen may be used, if desired, sowed in at tho belt only. Fancy tweeds and suitings are suit able and ctyllsh for ml3sos, mado olth er In shirt waist or Jacket suits. A modol In tho latter stylo Is of nut brown twoed, flecked with dark green and blue and tho modish blouse Jack et has collar, cuffs and belt of green velvet outllnod With a single row of black fibre braid. A cream white and browu mercerized vesting shirt waist Is worn with the suit. Fashion No es. The dress bats are anything but wintry looking. Stocks laced with chenille cords and tassels are new. Ijist year's muff certainly looks a little out of date. Narrow ruchlngs of ribbon are fa vored for trimming. Make your black coat drossy with some shiny mohair braid. Those sequin robes are most effec tive, made in princess fashion. Emerald green is a color somewhat affected in the season's chapeaux. Tbe prettiest wood buttons are cov ered with "poker-work" designs. It's a nice Idea to slip a bit of fra grant sandalwood Into each Christmas package. At the present, although full skirts are in vogue, fashion demands that the figure below tho waist be mado as slender as possible. G'.rnets aro fashionable again af ter a long ocltpse and the girls are looking for old bracolets, brooches, and necklaces in their mother's jewel box es. Among tho favorite colors Is red, which certainly looks well, even if it Is rather Btrlklng. Green is also no ticeable and will no doubt be popular in the spring. The newest gloves are white and cream mocha kid, mado mannish fash ion, with a single button and heavy arrow stitching. Pearl and biscuit col ored fine suede are also worn. Braids, wldo and narrow, are Impor tant Just now, as they are used to a great extent, especially on tailored gowns. Braid effects, carried out in velvet ribbon or embroidery strips, are used ou moro elaborato gowns. A blue Henrietta skirt is finished around the bom with three graduated tucks. The blouse of dyed blue lace U covered with round wafer spots of the cloth edged with tlnlost piping of blue chiffon velvet Thero is a high girdle of the velvet Quits Substantial. . Mrs. Oldstyle I don't think that a college education amounts to much. Mr. Sporerod Don't youT Well, you ought to say my boy's bills and see. Chicago Journal. fa R AINU LAMA DIES YUMNQ. The Mysterious Wrsteh Who Nomin ally Governs Tibet. Thore Is not one person in a hun dred in this country who knows who or what the Grand Lama is, although everybody has been talking In very guarded pbrasos about him since all the hubbub was caused a few days nw respecting the approaching Brltli advance on Tibet, where this person age has his headquarters. The Grand I Jims or Grand Dalai Umi, to give him his full title Is a man, or rather a boy, living In the sacred city of Lhasa, who Is generally regarded as an Incarnation of Buddha; and inas much as the government of Tibet is purely religious, the Grand Lama is the head of it, and nominally tne equivalent to the monarch. The latter reservation has to be mado because the real administrator is a person bearing the title of the Gtulpo, In whose hands tbe Grand La ma appears to le little more than a useful tool. The Grand Lama always dies young, and nobody knows exact ly how except this Gyalpo, who could probably write a few very good chap ters of Tibetlan history concerning the coming and going of the successive Grand I.ftmos, who rarely have a reign of more than 12 years. It la the Budd hist tradition that they die of a mys terious disease, and In due course the Ga!po says they have died. But thero Is always a Orand Lama, and so at the same 'time he announces that the spirit has descended upon a little child, who will be found in a certain family In a certain house, and whose appearance he describes. Tne people hurry there, and sure enough there Is that same little child, who is carrlod off to the palace and becomes the new Grand Lama. The present unfortunate young crea ture who sits in Buddhist authority over t'ne people of Lhasa has never been seen by any Europeans, least of a'l by any Englishman, although leading articles are being written about him every day saying what he will do and what he will not, as If ho wore a grown-up and authoritative monarch. When the Grand Lama was last seen by any foreigner, and that Is some years ago, he was described as a child of alKMit eight yt-ars of age, of bright and fair complexion, rosy cheeks, and large and lustrous eyes. But, though so very Juvenile, he was emaciated, and looked already to be quite tired of life. He was sitting upon a peat altar, which was some thing like an Oriental throne in ap pearance, and was borne by lions carved in wood. He was a study In yellow. A yellow cloak enveloped his body, and a yellow hat of mitre shape was upon his head. He sat cross legged, and when any visitors ap proached he put his palms together as a sign of blessing. Surely this is the strangest enemy if enemy we must regard him that the British nation ver had. Men and Women. The Grumbling Habit. Grumbling is a common habit with some people, and the singular feature fs that no one grumbles over any real ly serious calamity, only about tbe real or imaginary annoyances of every-day life, which might as well be passed over in silence. A long train of passenger cars stop ped at a small surburbaa station, and necessarily the front and rear cars were a considerable distance from the station platform. Immediately there was an outburst of grumbling. "This is an outrage," exclaimed a lady, as she got out of the front car. "I've got to walk about a mile back to the station. Just because the company oean't land me thero." At tho same moment a lady who was getting out of the rear car was ex claiming: "Did any one ever see the like! I paid my faro to tho station, but It seems the company is too mean to carry me thero. This ought to be ex posed." Then there alighted a man from the middle car, directly opposite the plat form. ' Of courso, you will say, he was sat isfied. Not at all. He also was a grumbler, and must have his say. As he ascended from the car and law that he was in front of the station door, he remarked. "Huh! hit it right this time. Must have been an occldont, though. Com pany too mean to accommodate any body on purposo." Meanwhile the other passengers wero as happy as larks, and never thought of making themselves miser able over what could not be helped. Norfolk's Place at the Table. It is usual to speak of tbe Duke of Norfolk as our premier duke, though, in fact, the dukedom of Cornwall was the earlier creation. The latter, how ever, is vestea in tho eldest son of the sovereign and was merged in the prin cipality of Wales shortly after it wag first conferred upon Edward the Black Prince. For all practical pur poses the Duke of Norfolk Is tbe first of tbe order in England by date of creation; but as a matter of relative precedence the duke takes only the 999th place after the king and quoen. Not only are the royal dukes and the Archbishop of Canterbury entitled to go into dinner before him and his duchess, but a couple of common bar ons in the persons of Lord Halsbury and Lord Ashbourne and a crowd of less distinguished people are in the same proud position. London Tatter. . Irresponsible. Dr. Youngman Old Mr. Roxley called me in this morning to attend him, and Dr. Wryvell Well, well, so he's out of bis wind, eh? Philadelphia Ledger. New York City. Drop yokes cut In deep points are exceedingly smart and allow a variety of combinations. The May Manton waist shown Includes one of the newest sort uud is made of pale blue crepe do chine, with yoke of bands of the material held by fagot ing and trimming of lace medallions, but all the season's materials are ap propriate and tbe yoke can be of lace, of embroidery or of bauds, ns illus trated. Tbe full length box pleat at the bock is a feature and gives a be coming long line, while the tucks in front nnd sleeves provide fulness be low tbe stitching. The wnlst is made over a smoothly fitted foundation and closes invisibly at the back beneath the edge of the box pleat. The front Is tucked to yoke depth, the back for Its entire length and the sleeves above the elbows, nil the tucks being stitched with cortlcel li silk. The yoke Is free nt its lower edge, but Is Joined to both wnlst nnd collar nt the neck. The sleeves are snug above the elbows, form soft, full puffs at the wrists where they are gathered Into straight cuffs. The quantity of material required for the medium size is three and three quarter yards twenty-one inches wide, three and one-half yards twenty-seven Inches wide, or two and one-eighth yards forry-fonr inches wide, with eight and one-balf yards of banding and two medallions to trim as illus trated. The Fad For Lares. The fad for gold luce still lingers, and shows in many of tbe trimmings. A wide gold ribbon has a baud in the centre of solid embroidery in pastel green. Tbe same with violet, blue and red, is also shown. An clghteen-lncb imitation crecbet lnce for yokes, or other trimming of wulsts, is inset over its surface with open medallions worked with colored silks, showy, but beautiful. Fashions In Mourning. The fashions In mourning change very much indeed with the succeeding years. The custom of being enveloped In crape after the death of even a near relative is belug abrogated. Very few reinalu in seclusion for more than a few weeks after death In tbe family, and ulthougu bluck Is worn, it is per missible to go to theatres and church weddlugs. Perorated Cutis. Jeweled and embroidered cuffs now adorn many coats and wraps. The embroidery and Jeweling ore In rich but subdued tones of color. Women who embroider should take tho hint, and enrich tbe appeurauce of tkelr coat and bodices. Itnrlilnsja of Tulle, Tulle in very plain tints Is one of the newest shapes assumed by the popular ruchlngs. The most delicate of tea greens, pinks, blues and violets are employed for tbe purpose. The Latest la Might Robes, la night robes the popular taste TUOK1D BL0T7SB. A Late Design by May Manton. turns to tho heavily ruffled effect Lnce Is sometimes used on the ruffles, but embroidery seems to be tho mosl Important decorative fenture, TIM valance is also In evidence. Chenille Trimming-, Chenille trimmings would -ocm to bi growing In favor If one can Judge bj the number of Innovations appearing in this line. Something which tbe busy womnn mny have overlooked In thll line is chenille embroidery worked on net. The New Old-Fashioned Reticule. Silk worked In pastel tints and drawn up with ribbon makes a lovely reticule. Old brocade Is also modish and does not require embroidering A Soft Silk. A fine silk as soft ns chiffon and nearly as thin as China silk, but with more substance, Is known as messe line. It Is to be bad In plain colors. Pearl KmuroMery. Pearl embroidery Is always ft deslr able trimming and cannot well be copied In the cheaper qunlitles of pearl beads. Ostrlrh IMuines Three full, half long ostrich plumes are seen on some of tbe most beautl ful bats. Krrn I.are. Ecru K;e In bold design, Interwoven with gold, appears upon some of the rich velvet costumes. Lounging or Steamer down. The necessity for a lounging gown that means perfect rest nnd relaxation Is apparent to every woman whether she travels or remnlns at home. This May Mnnton one is eminently simple and practical and serves Its purpose well, being adapted both to home and steamer wear. As shown It Is made of French flannel, blue nnd white, but Scotch flannel, flannelettes nnd all sim ilar materials are equally appropriate for the warmer gowns, washable fa brlcs for those of worm weather wear. The gown Is made with fronts and back, all of which are tucked to yoks depth and stitched with cortlcelll silk At the neck is a turnover collar and tbe sleeves are full and wide, gathered into straight cuffs. Below tbe tucks the gown is comfortably full. Tbe fronts are finished with hems and lapped one over tho other, the closing being made with buttons aud button boles. The quantity of material required for the medium size Is six nnd three- LOUKOINO OB STEAMEB OOW.1, quarter yards twuuty-seveu Inches wide, six yards thirty-two Inches wide. of four and one-eighth yards forty-four inches wids, .. .. ... . lift si AUDITORS OF Finances of Jefferson County rOtt THE Treasurer's Account. 1 ft MPAN- Ti essurer. In account with Jefferson rami' v lor the year ending Decern- tier 31t, A. It. .. nil. To amount In Tiensuiy at last set tlement II6.M9 00 To amount count v tax fur Idea . It To amount Ixinil ihi (or i(l 4.M6 77 To iimount mate tax for UHM ft.iK'U tit To outstanding tax for iwtt ana pre- To nmount for hotel license for IVO.I. . 91J 00 Jo amount V state personal tax re- fondptl tn I'lituitv 4.745 2(1 To amount from Commissioners' re ceipt book 8,01 9T To Amount of redemptions received. Mil 05 To nmouut unseated tux for 1WU re el vod MIS 5 To amount Interest on unseated tax received , I 71 To amount seated tax received for IW) to lw Inclusive tflO 44 To amount temporary loan received. 10.000 00 194,4 34 CU. Ry county orders redeemed 176,13 85 ty amount refunding or ders redeemed 41 64 By nmount paid directors' asooclntlon 44 M By amount paid county su perintendent too 00 By amount of county bonds redeemed 1,000 00 By amount coupons re deemed 170 00 By amount statetreasurer's receipts state ersonai tax e,.r:r ui By amount redemptions.... 4.Y) 66 By treasurer's percent ujto receiving r3,4il 67 nt IV. 049 33 By treasurer's percentage iifivinn out nr4;u m m i.. 1.709 84 By amount county funds In treasury o,.sts !H,386 30 POOR FUNDS. .T. B. MEANS. Treasurer. In acrount frith the Poor Funds of JelTerson county for the year luui. mi. To amount In treasury at last settle ment 7,H6 01 To amount received on outstanding poor tax for iwtt 3,527 66 To amount receive Ion poor tax for 1S..W6 91 To amount received from commls- slouers' receipt book 3,676 16 To amount received from unseated county poor tax for llri 557 02 To aniiiunt Interest received on un seated tax 4 12 To amount poor tax rece veu on seateu tax iiih t it. lU.O.'O 52 By amount county poor or- uprs reueemea xc,vno w By amount of coupons re deemed 00 By treasurer's percenttiKe receiving ttt.173 HI at IV. 327 17 By treasurer's percentage paying out 27,ia IW at 2.. 546 02 By amount of poor funds lu treasurv 5.713 70 1-14,020 52 SHEEP FUNDS. .1. R. MEANS. Treasurer. In iipcnntit. with Jettersou county Bheep Funds for tbe year IWJ. DR. To amount received on dog tax for IWH I t.190 00 t'R. By amount sheep orders re deemed $nl 75 By treasurer's percentage receiving (I, l:w mint IV . 14 13 By treasurer's percentage paying out ts7 01 at 2 17 06 By reserve fund retained In treasury......... .... ... 200 00 By amount paid school dis tricts Itemized lu towb- . sulu accounts Hi d in 1 1,130 00 t. s-fif-.'!ZT7:r.-:msr:--t2T.xxT-'.T.'i''-T!-!:rrf9 ET U ifllHtMiIlriiPfiillllllrii v fv iMi iiiiir;! lliililifih J it : :'::. : : : : ' f ::::..::::: : I:: : 3.2! ::::::: : : :::: : o I : 1 : i T2- Si sis 1 1 i a2s: s.sh BSftHdSSHz,: ss.Bsii Koad ll 3. tix3ll"s3S: Ht'iii'iVit : Ro3ii3 8- rigfriiStrJS'JSB: S?ig?3'.tt;l5Sr;; Sgggg-g 5- "-'t to- tnu ' w5j$tsr!M n : ti i : gstiS! S.3: ::: S: ::::::::::. 8' ll: : - v;: : :: : g g- t' 3t2w!?$ s3s.'o R?!ta HtS tj : : : ::::::::..:: 8: : : : i ! i a,! : : i i I i SSi : : : i : : i : : 13: : : yic: : : : JlFFKRSOK COUNTY. SS! We. the uiuli'isluned Auditors of JelTerson county. In tho state of Pennsylvania, do certify that in pursuance of the 47th Section of an Act entitled ''An Act relating to counties, towu slilps. etc., passed the l.ith day of April. A. D. 1KI4," we met In tbe CommUsiunera' ufllce In the Imroutfli of tirookvtlle. I'll., on the first Monday of January, luct, ll belnn the fourth day of said mouth, anil did audit, aillust and settle the several accounts niUlreii of us by law agreeably to tbe several Acta of Assembly aud supplements thereto, according to the best of our Juilxonient aud ability, and llnd thorn as set forth in the above report. In wit lies whereof we have huruuutu set our bauds aud seals at the ntllco aforesaid this fJud day of January, A..D.1U04. THOriAS B. ADA.1S, I.kai.1 W. T. PIPKR. sum. W. A. HtNKV. LsliAl. NOT TO BE REPEATED. Mrs. Blooilgood And where la your daughter, Mrs. Newrlch? Mm. Newrlch Sheg traveling abroad. Her last letter was from oh, I can't remember eorue unmen tionable place In Europe. Harper'i Bazar. NO OUTWARD EVIDENCE. Irene (at the reception) That la Mrs. Breyne. Everybody says she Is one of the most gifted women, Intel lectually, In the country. Reggie How can she be? Her clothes fit her to perfection. Chicago) Tribune. REPORT THE YEAR 1903. Sheriff's Account. J. W. CtlRRV. Sheriff. In accotint. with Jef ferson county for the year ending December 31st, 1U03. 11 K. To amount orders drawn I 8,695 Tt To balance aue Kherlif J. w. Curry.. 0 09 I 3,704 71 CR. Rv hoarding nrlsonors 4.525 days at 50c 1,262 10 By amount of fees.cnsts and oiner expenuiiures i.sss xi -1 3,704 71 Commlnioncri' Account. NEWTOrt WEBSTER, Commissioner. DR. To amount county orders drawn.. .1 501 OS To amount pour orders drawn 4J7 00 t 1.092 W CR. By amount due from last settlement zi un By HI days as commissioner ATI 00 By 112 days poor director. .. 407 00 -I 1.092 00 AL. HAWK. Commissioner. DR. To amount county orders drawn ... $ fW 00 To amount pour orders drawu 600 00 I 1.065 00 CR. By 166 days commissioner. ! in 60 By 112 days poor director... 417 00 -t 1,065 00 HARVEY D. HAt'On, Commissioner. DR. To amount county orders drawn. ...I 567 50 To amount poor orders drawn 500 00 I 1,067 SO CR. By 163 days commissioner ..I 570 50 Dy it uays poor uirecujr. . . mvi vt v 1 1,007 50 Commliiloncrt' Clcrk'l Account. A. E. OALBRAITH, Commissioners' Clerk. DR. To amount count v orders drawn... I 7"fl 00 To amount poor orders drawn 200 00 I 9U0 00 CR. By I year's salary aslerk .l 700 00 By 1 year's salary as poor directors' clerk 200 00 900 00 Steward's Account J. N. KELLEY, Steward County Home. DR. To amount orders drawn I 1,000 00 CR. By one year's salary as steward. I 1.000 00 I 1,000 00 County Supcrintendtnt'i Account & B.TEITRIC'K, County Superintendent. DR. To cash from couuiy treasurer I 100 00 CU. By vouchers Bled I 200 00 Janitor's Account GEO. II. DROVES, Janitor. DR. To amount orders drawn I 90 X CR. By amount due from last etf lenient 8 160 00 I D one year's salary 40 U0 , - -I 610 00 W3 o u O c at 3 3 S3 aS o c 3 3 3 3 ET r- 0 B n rs ?S OS ! D - -.2 1 r1 n n as 1 8 o a, w' . 3 School Si Dog Tax paid School DIs. Poor "WiTtur and : S: ' : : : ' I.lzht 53 Road n o a : : School : ' 3 Dog Tax paid School DIs. ::: 8 : : s:' :::::: S" Poor Road 3 9 5 ll ? i f.l'. ' r5-i?ti School Poor Water and i-iROtl NARROW ESCAPE. "What have you been doing In that woodshed?" demanded the stern pa rent. "S-smoktng, air," replied the boy. "Smoking cigarettes, eh?" "No; smoking glass. I'm Interested in sun spots, pop." Chicago News. ALL RIGHT IN THE DAYTIME. Clark Is Jynks honest? Dearborn You can trust him all day long. Clark-Can, hey? Dearborn Yos, bo works nights.- Chicago News.
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