Bird Hurt to th motintnln. of TenncMe erriinpni came upon u tnnn tvho-vr liovrlluit ronl Htion n wooden Hi;vp, t'lHin liiiiulry liow on rnrtli hn irot ui". a cmloim tlilnu tlio old mini ropMcd: "Striuwr. I don't tlilnk you'll b'lncv U'o If I ti ll you." "Oli. ye, errttiltily." wild the man; "I will iM'llove you." "Wniil." wild tlio mouiitnliifrr. "It wnr tills way: About Ove yenra o 1 llvrd down on thr- ulilu of tlio iiimiiitiiln wliar wifotlioilici and other kind o' birds la powerful thick. Tliut r thliiK" ' -m1iiIIiik to tlio Blevo-"wni my door to my enlilii. It 'ud moi k any lilrd tliut flics. I'd jest sit tlmr Mine mimnier cvenln and Jest move It, and every bird enme that war Imitated. ilowHUinever, one day I left my cabin to go linntln' and went renm Win down tlio mountain. Wnnl, some wind eomo nlontf and mado that 'r door Imitate a woodpecker. First one come and then n whole pile o' the critters. They Ilk In on tlio door, and wheu I come It war Jest llko you seo It." The mini thanked hlin and moved on. "I tloclur'," suld the mountaineer, "1 don't b'leeve lie thought 1 war teir.n' the truth." And he resumed shovel ing coal. New York Herald.. A Chinese compositor needs n type cuse nt least sixty Teet Ioiik and lias to walk about twenty-live miles a day up anil lowu It. With u You Can Buy Horses, Harness, Wagons, McCormick Binders. Mowers, Rakes, Grinders. Bargains In GROCERIES DRY GOODS To clone out stock. A pair of well bred DHIVIXG COLTS FOR SALE Thifc-yenr-old buy mare, pacer "Knutton." Four-year-old black mare, trot ter "WUks." Dili h kind unri wall broken to HlnKle or iloublo. Sr CHOPPING U"Vi Ttie ReunoWsvlIle Milling Companu. Bring Your Produce to J.C. King&Co.'s .it 13FFIL0, ROCHESTER i PITTSBDBCH IT, OONDKN8ED TIMK TABLB IN EFFRCT JCNK 15, 1901 NORTH BOUND. uimi tims. 11 HU. 14 Leave. A. U. r. m. r. m. ntubun? too t4 10 O0 Allegheny Bntlur Oalgaville. Wsl Moagrove Echo , Dayton 10 12 6 21 b 6 8 25 10 29 10 57 12 21 12 n 12 H 11 25 4S 7 00 7 40 7 40 7 M 8 10 punxeutawney an A. H. 12 0s 12 10, P. a-unxautawaey Bis Rnn 60 t2 20 60S 80 6 40 (SO 1 38 8 00 8 10 8 20 8 81) 4 17 C. A M. Junction. DUBOIS Falls Creek. 12 60 8 2 r. , 1 05 1 11 1 24 a ot 2 21 8 12 "i'ia A. M. "7 44 A. M. 12 ft Brock wayvlile.... A. K. 1 10 1 42 atiiiKway .... John ann burg Mt.Juareu... ' Newton 1 04 4 St 2 4f 21) 6 48 6 20 8 04 Bradford Ar. 8 80 r. u r. Buffalo Ar. i 45 fLocbester 7S Arrive. P. M. f. M. Additional train leave Butler for Punxautew- ney 7:80 a. m. daily, excel Bundaya, BOl'TH BOUND. KAtTKRM TIMS. 18 RM I 11 7 Leave, a. h. a. u. a.m. r. m. r. m. ItocKeater 7 801 0 14 H'liBalo. Lv. j 80 10 15 A. M NOON. r. M. A. M. Bradford Lv t 7 5 m 05 12 45 Newton 8 20, 12 84 ML Jewett t 42 12 61 1 82 Johiuonuurg 85 1 42 2 21 Kldgway 40 1 66 2 87 BnwkwayvlUe 10 24 2 80l p. M. 8 11 Kails Creek a.m. 10 4ii S 47 t 8 40 8 25 DuBote M-'' 10 Ml 2 65 K 60 8 84 . A M. Junction. 8 42 11 00; 8 67 INf Rnn 7 0M u (4 (21 S 58 ruujMUtawuey ar 7 1 11 40 8 88 40 4 18 Itinxautawuey lv 7 2.' a.m. 8 86 p.m. 4 15 Huyloe. 800 441 Koho 8 17 4 19 Weat Koet-rove... 8 40 OaiaavUla. 8 07 5 85 Batter 47 884 818 M T Arrive, a.m. a.m. p.m. p.m. a. m. Additional trahi leave Punxautawney for But lar iM r. m. daily, exiicul Buudaya. ore Om Sunday! trala $ arrives Buffalo 4.10 r. at-, Hostieater 7:05 p. a., and train 8 leaves But lalo trtO A. M.. Kocheater I: is) A. u. CLEABriELD D1VI810I. 78 UVIH TIME 70 . M. P. SL Latrleo. Loave. A.M. P. M. 185! ..... BVey na4lTllIe htl 11 raAUiJiwec....... luii ...CAM. iuuutiuu. .. . .... Xiurweinville , ..Clearrl'd, Mat. rSL .,, ...CiearB'A, N.T.C... t2 99 I 94 8 25 I 81 43 9n It lii ii m u 84 7 071 i 14 1 81 4 17 1 U T 10, 11 84 4 82 441 w.n, A.M. Arrive. A.M. P. M, Dairy. t bally axoei ttuday. , BDWASD O. LAfET, tieuetaJ Teaa"-"" Aea, (rv,r.ij rw,ja.r. .Ttiansthtleee, Belflah. ThoUHhtlexsnpss of others Is nothing' more than ilownt Ij.lit selllsliness, whleli Is the curse of humitulty. Tlio man -who on leavliiK nil elcvntetl train pauses nt the bend of the stairs to Unlit his clKiir Is sellloh. lie Incom modes all who are boll I nil him. Tlio 'woman who insists on passing up or down the k;hIis abend of the oncer crowd, slowly, ludllTereut to tlio basin of others, must be an awful thing nt home, lie who pauses to tie his shoo regardless of tlio Interruption of trulllc Is n brute In bis family. I seo nil these things n dozen times n day ami wonder what kind of lives sued persons lead In tlio family circle, tine of the common evidences of thoughtlessness Is seen In those who stand In the middle of the sidewalk to ehtit while multitudes are forced to ilcllt et or iiiul.e nu offset In order to pans them. The m;in I see of men the urealer Is my respect for nnses. dogs mid mules. New York Tress. Thr vTnv to I'nifh n Porrnplne. The porcupine climbs the tree ni readily as n sipilrrel would, provided you don't illp up it til cut bis tall off while be Is gulug up. Somehow or oth er be cum t t 'limit the tree without lilt tall, and he won't come down without It. If you catch one of these porcu pines climbing a tree and chop bis tnll off. he will stop light where be Is and will stay there until be starves to death unless be Is taken away. ENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. IHWALO A ALLEOHANV VALLKY DIVIHION. Low Giado Division. In E fleet May 29, 1902. (Eastern Standard Time. KAMTWAItll. Nolo NoTil3 No.lOl Ko (OS.NolO? A. M. A. M A. M.l. M.ll. M. .... 0 1.1 1 0 l V I :a 5 10 .... n ix II l 4 an 7 M II 40 II 'ii 4 l 8 II? .... Hi III II 4,' 4 fin H :n .... in lii 4 .v H i:i .... 10 .; II M 5 IM iN 40 .... Ill 4 1 6 21 to il t 0 10 II ini 12 24 n R to 21 Ml 10 J5 J 31 to an mi iii til (in to 0 44 l ;ri 12 K U II 9 M tO 51 Ml 40 ..... tl) 20 .... 5 II i 1 :i it w 10 on 7 IV ll 65 I 25 6 40 I0 10 7 IT 1 07 0M 7 :m 1 50 7 05 7 : IB 7 lo 7 4:1 tm 7 in Note. H Oil I 20 7 44 t(4 IN tl N J7 5.1 I 8 4" .... 8 OA M 20 A.M. A. M. I'. M. P. M P. M. II y 1 li'iivcn I'll Isluirs 11.00 a.m., liiKikvlllc 12.41, HeymildHVllle 1.211. Ilullola 1.35 p. ni. WBHTWAHD No 16 NolO No 101 No. lit No. 110 A. M, A. M. A. M. H. M. P. M. .... 15 ll 20 .... I 6 50 ... til 41 til 411 .... tO 17 .... 0 50 11 55 .... 0 20 .... 7 17 12 22 .... 0 62 7 25 12 an ... 7 00 7 ;m 12 m .... 7 05 .... 7 44 12 40 .... 7 1 II 20 8 no 1 on 5 (VI 7 HA II 27 H 111 1 20 5 11 7 42 til it! t5 Ih f7 4M 44 N 2:1 I Si A 27 T AX til 5S to : .... tA 4:1 tR 12 t7 04 t5 511 tH 1H 7 15 K 50 1 60 00 SH 80 7 30 tOOl 12 12 15 .... 7 4? to la i2 25 0.12 ... 7W 10 22 .., urn .... Not 11 ;l 2 :w 0 45 .... H III 0 67 !l 00 7 14 .... 8 45 10 10 8 20 7 25 .... II 15 412 Hfi I 5 ;W I 9 45 .... a. M. e. m. p. m. v. u. p. m. STATIONS. IMiisIhhu lli'il Hunk I.HWNOIlllUin .... .Now llelhli'lil'IN I 'ilk UUIuf aIiivh Hie riiiniiii.rvllje . .. Uronkvlllu I own Kuller UeyniililHVllle.. PhiicoiimI b'nllH I'ruvk IHiIIoIh Hnluiln Wltitertnirn .... renii lulu Tyler nenneautto Urunl Driftwood STATIONS. Driftwood .... Onint Ilnnnuzetto... Tyler IVnntluld Wlnterliurn .. Sitliulii II11II0I4 KiiIIm Creek ... I'nncoiiMt HeyniililHVllle Kullor Iowa.... , Hrookvllle... rumnierville Mnynvlllo Onklilduo New ltd lilvlii'm I.awsonliiini.. lU-d Hank Pitta liuig Trnln 042 ium!nyl leaves Dnllola 4.10 p.m. Fulls ( reck 417, Hi'ynoldvllli'4 W. ilrookvillu 6.1m. Ited Hunk o.;m. I'ltleliiirg W..t) p. nt. Train marked run dnflyil dully, exeppt Kumlityi t IIuk atatlim, wlieru algnuU niual be ahnwii. Philadelphia & Erlo Railroud Division In ufTuct March 24th, 1002. Truln loave Driftwood as follows: EA8TWAKD 9:04 a m Train 12, weukitiiya. for rliinliiiry, Wllkualmrre, llitieletoii, i'oluvllle.Si'runloii, liarrinliurg anil the liilui niuillulo atu tlonx, iirrlvlnx ill I'lillHilelphlH 0:2:1 p. m., New York, 9::l p. m.l HulMniore,0:ll0 p.m.; Washlnition, 7:15 p. 111 I'lillinun I'arlnr cur from WllllaniHport to Ptillndelplila and hm aiuiirer eonclien f rom Kane 10 Philadelphia and Wllllanmuoi l lo lliilllmoru anil Wah Ington. JOIISONIIURU KAILItOAD. a. m. WKKKiiAY. a. in. 10 45 ar I'li'uimnl lv II 00 II 04 II 07 II 10 II 10 II 20 II 28 11 40 12 01 10 38 10 M WmNlvale QnlnwiHid Hmilh'a Itun liihlanter Hi 1 uihi Glen llu.el 10 111 10 25 10 -X) 10 II II 55 JoluiMinUurg 9 40 lv Ulugwnyar Ridoway & Clearfield Railroad and Connections. p.m. p.m. a.m. a.tn p.m. p.m. ar Itlriirwnylv 7 00 12 10 4 10 7 '20 7 00 7 05 7 01 6 57 2 4 1 54 1 61 1 47 1 4.1 1 M 1 28 9 25 9 15 9 It 9 07 9 02 8 M 8 47 8 4:1 8 Ml 1,1111 iiiivcn ( in 14 tirovitiiirl 7 21 12 M 7 2. 12 8.1 7 28 r; mi 7 M 12 4I 7 4:i 12 60 7 47 12 54 7 61 4 :io 4 M 4 ;i? 4 41 4 61 4 54 rihoiu Mills Blue Kock tlurrlur Broekwiivv'l Lane 51111a McMInn Suit lliirveya Hun lv KiiIIh J'k ar 147 44 I H 8 : A 10 1 10 I 15 I 05 7 54 iW 5 ri 9 00 1 10 S 10 8 15 I 25 & : 8 25 v Ilullola ar 6 . 1111 0 6M Nrl'allvll'k lv 8 10 I ?li am 0 12 12 62 0 44 UuynoitJavilLa 8 1 1 It! A 27 5:illl2:4 8 10 llrookvlllr t V) 159 8 00 1 ' 11 ti ni'w iicuiil'in u mi 1 ;w New liiiilii'in Uisrt UimiIi 0 41 4 05 11 10 . Hed Hank 10 10 8 20 7 25 l.'O 9 00 lv I'llialiuixar 12 115 A :ui s 41 p.m. H.m ...... ... h.,. u in. i.ni. p.m. Vlir I lot. ImIO.mi ynri mlillt I, .ii. I l ....Vl.... conaull Hi kei uu'enu, J.ll.imTCIIIXWIN 1, (, WOOD. Oeii MaiiHirer Hen, Pan Ait 12:50 p. in. -Ti Kin 8, dully for Siinliury, llur rUlimii nndiirlnclnul inteinieillaiuatatlolia, arrivinn ul I'lilliuieliihiu 7:112 p. 111.. New t ork 01:2.1 u. ui.. Unlilmoie 7::li. m., Wn.li I111.M011 8:a.l p. m. VesilliuleU puilor earn and pucii!cr eoueliee, liull illo lo I'll Undo l iilila mill WuhIiIiikUmi. 4(i p. ni. Train 0. dally, for llur rlaliuig and liiteiinedlnlu minion, nr. rlvliiKat l'tilladvliliin4:25A. M.l New York, 7.11) a. iu.i Jluli Iiiioih, 2.:io 11. m.l VViishliiirnm 4.(6 A. M. I'lillinun Hlneplng cant from HarrlHburir to Philadelphia and New York. Phlliiduluhlu pnaHengvni cm remain In loeuer uudlatuilied until 7:30 A. M. 11: p.m.- I'm 1 11 4. dully (or Hiinliury, HarrU. burii and Intermediate slatloiw, urrlvlng 11 1 Philadelphia, 7:22 a. M.i New York, 0::n A.M. on week daya ami 10,: a m. iiii Sun day i llaltlmore, 7:16 A. M.i WanliliiKton, 8:a0 A. M. I'ulliuati aleepera from Erie, and WllllnmHport Ui Philadelphia, and nlllliiiuKiioit to Wa-blimton. Puiweiiger roHehua from Krl to Philadelphia, and WlllluuiKporl to Halilmoie. 12:27 p.m. - I'raln 14. dully lot Hiinlmi y. Ilun ln buiii and priiiL'luulliilui inedliitealnlliiiiH.ur rlvlnic at Philadelphia 7:2'! a. in.. New York 9:88 a. m. weekduya, IHI.-H a. 111.. Huiidiiyl Hulllmo.e 7:15 a. in.. Wuahiintton, 8:.aj a 01. V CMlllilllod hurfet alneplnv i'Iiih and p.lH wniger oiauhea, HulTalo to Philadelphia mid Waahinyloll. WEHTWAUD I::i8 a. m.-Tiain 7, dully for Buffalo via r.mpoi-luiii. 4::a a. 111. -Train 0. dully for Erie. Kld wa, and we, k duya for DiiIIoIh. t)oini,i'il and prlni'lnxl Iiikii imMlute at' lima. 9:60 a. in. Traln 8, dully lor Kile and line mediate uotai la. 1:45 p. m. -Hum 15, dully lor HulTalo via feDiporlum, 1:46 u. m.--Tralnt, weekdays lor Kaun And inwriuedUtaiataUuiui, THE "8ANKERO." I tTntiappp l,o of peenllar Flftora of the Ipplaatlon Coantrp, An eastern farmer coming to tin lrrl gnted vr.lley Dnds everything as dif ferent from his accustiMrted life na be can well Imagine. lie must learn an entirely new language of farming and a new set of fnrmlng rules. Ills neigh bor greets htm, not with tlio reuuirk, "It looks llko 1 rain," but "Have you beard when the water Is coming In?" or "The ditches nro low today." Ito learns to speak of miners' Inches and acre feet of water, 11111I he can soon tell at n glnnco whether 11 ditch Is car rying 00 or 1(H) miners' Indies of wa ter. He heurs wlso discussions ' of bendgntes, weirs, laterals and uinjes. He Uiuls that lie Is "under" a certain canal, which by and by will come to seem to hi ill like an inexorable fate. lie will very promptly make the ac quaintance of the king of the Irrigated land, the tnnjero, In Arizona called "suukero," In California sometimes shortened to "slinky," the water master or ditch rider, a bronzed man In over alls and sombrero, who drives about In a two wheeled cart, with a shovel and a long crohked lined fork by his sldo and precious keys In bis pockets. Ho Is the yen and liny of the arid land, the arbiter of fate, tbo dispenser of good and evil, to be blessed by turns and cursed by turns and to receive both with the utter unconcern of a small god, for It Is the znnjero who distrib utes the water. He opens the bend gnto of each farmer's ciinnl. and when tlio water has run the necessary time bo shuts It down again and again locks It securely. If the water Is short, ho sees that It Is divided properly between Smith and .tones and Itrown, usually with Smith and Jones and Itrown watching lilin like cuts. It Is 11 hard place, that of Kiuijero In the valleys, subject to occiiHiitloiiH, temptations, lienrtburiil.igs: but, be it said to the credit of tlio American, there Is many a zanjero who Is universally respected In his community as an honest man. Kay Bttuimtrd linker In Century. MEN AND BOOKS. Chopin rarely rend anything heavier than a French novel. Lord Cllvo said that "Itoblnson Cru soe" beut any book be ever read. St. John CbrysoBtom nover tired of reading or of praising the works of tbe apostle John. James I. of England was a lover of tho classics and very familiar wltb most of the Latlu writers. Bunynn read Uttlo besides bis Rlble and often sold that Christians would do well to read 110 other book. Snlvator Rosa liked any kind of poet ry, but more especially that relating to the country or to country scenes. . Hume said that Tacitus was tbe ablest writer tbnt ever lived and him self tried to model bis style on that of tho Roman hlstorlun. Locke gave most of his attention to works of philosophy. Ho said, "I stand amasod nt tbe profundity of thought shown by Aristotle," Tbo elder Pitt liked Shakespeare, but not tho labor of reading plays. He en Joyed bearing them and once snld that be bad learned more English history at tho theater than at the university. Literary Life. Fhlloaoptir ol Fatlaua). "Some may lie Interested to know that there Is now almost 11 tiew kind of philosophy of fatigue," says a writer la AltiBlee's. "Some speculators think mnn became conscious because bis In tuitions were slowed up by exhaustion, so that the mind has to pick Its way slowly and logically Instead of divining Instantly, as It used lo do. It was tbe fall of man. Wilder dreamers have even described the origin of cosmic gas and licbuho, from which all the worlds come, as duo to progressive fatigue of tho ether, which Is fur more subtle and buck of It. It Is a little ns if they were attempting to rewrite tho first phrases of tho Old Testament so that It should read, 'la the beginning was fatigue.'" Got Ilia Anawer. "While on a trip through the Bouth soon after the civil war." said a Chi cago mail "I stopped overnight at the little town of Warrcnton. N. C. The poxf morning, strolling around looking the plape over, I met a countryman who greeted mo with a 'HowdyY and 'passed tho time pf day' uioxt cordially. I was considerably tnkcu aliack when I noticed that be wns barefooted, and ventured to ask lilin f It was tlm pis Uim of Il4 touutry fur (lie im 11 to go Wttlimit shops, lla i)Ktve'el. ivltl) 0 llriiwl. 'Wnnl. some on im docs, but most on us 'tends to pur pwu busi ness,' " A Corloaa Relic A curious relic of Louis XVII. Is the "game of domino" unide of pieces of tho llastllle which were given to the dauphin before he and his parents loft Versailles forever. It Is said that when the box containing It was brought III the queen exclaimed to her bedchamber woman. Mine. Cuuipipii, "What a sinister plaything to give u child!" The sinister plaything is uow added to the other revolutionary ob jects preserved In the Hotel Carnava let. London Chronicle. A Hut Come Oaek, President of the (ietyourcoyue Uiiri Company-lieu veils, doc'.or! You don't mean to say ytni are going to cbnrgo rue $3 for pulling one tooth? Dentist- Vi a: ti dollar for pulling tho lootli. the I in In nee for gits furnished it your re, 1. lar niton. San Kriiuelseo 'hronlclf. A Triflatii. ,Vbi fu iiink'ttnl.i r Is sent for. ho pnerully 4.-0141 fp giuf.'blludelph!u, . Record. J I IT the Lantern, 1 A southern senator wns nt one time counsel for n mall railroad. At point on the line where It crossed a prominent highway they bad an old negro watchman, whose duties consist ed In warning travelers of the ap proach of trains. One night n farm er's wagon was struck, causing a bad accident. The railroad company was of course sued for dnimiges. and ut the trial the old darky was the chief wit ness for bis employers. He answered the questions put to ti I nt In n clear, di rect manner. Among them wns the query ns to whether he surely swung bis liinteiii across tho road when ho saw the train coming, to which he re plied: "Peed I did. snh." , The railroad company won the suit, and the senator tonk occasion Inter lo compliment his witness on his excel lent testimony. The old fellow wns profuse In tliiinl;, but before they parted bluntly sold: "I,ordy, Inrse John, 1 alio' wns akecrod when tint lawyer gin to 11 x 1110 'bout do lantern. I wns 11 feared ho tvns goln' lo 11 x If It wns lit or not, 'cause do oil in It done give out soiuo lime before de axtletit." The Perfect llentl. A perfect bend, viewed from the side, falls within a perfect squnre, averag ing nine Inches for a man and H'j Inches for a woman. The width of the fa co Is equal to live eyes. The distance between tho eyes Is equal to one eye. The size of the eye Is two-thirds that of the mouth. The length of the nose Is one-third the length of the face. The car Is, nt nil ages, us long as two eyes. Although these lire the Ideal measure ments and are approximately adhered lo, so fond of Irregularity Is nature that rarely tiny face corresponds to tliem. The two sides of any face are never exactly alike. Strictly speaking, the face extends only from the chin to the root of the nose. Above that point 1 Is the liriilii cane. I 'or a well developed brain Die width of the head JiihI nliove the ears, mensured .with callipers, should bo from fdj to (l'i Inches, and tho height from the opening of the ear to the top of the crown should be ex actly the sumo. In women both height and width are one Inch less than In men, women's bends approaching tbo typo belonging to children. London Magazine. Ae Ilia Child Sniv Hint. A prominent real estate mnn In Los Angeles bad an experience n few even ings ago that kept hlin guessing for a Uttlo bit as to whether he should feel complimented or otherwise. He was at home with one little daughter while his wife and unother of the children were downtown. Darkness wns com ing on, and tho Uttlo girl wns unxlous ly watching for her mother's return. Her nervousness grew apace In upltc of the father's attempts ut reuBsuruuce. At length the little 0110 burst Into tears, saying: "I Just can't lielp itl I need maiiima, and I must liuve her!" "I)o you do this way when your iiiammn Is here and I'm away V" asked tho father. "No, of course not," replied the little one, " 'cause then there's somo grown up person ubout tho bouse!" Los An geles Herald. A Crent Work of Art. It was Apelles who visited tho studio of Frotogcncs In Homo and, llmling tbe artist absent, drew u thin colored line In such 11 way that the Unman knew that only his Grecian brother could have done It. Uut. not to be outdone, I'rotogenes drew a thinner line upon that of Apelles. and when this wns Been Apelles drew u third Hue iiKin that of rrotogeucs. This panel was then looked upon as the i rent est work of art, so snys tho story, In the palneo of tbe Ca'snrs. Guar Ennnftti, Tho New Arrival uut! the Experi enced Mnld are the driimiitls personro of a brief comedy published in Life. The New Arrival was In doubt ubout I the use of the blower on the open lire- ! place. I "When will It be time to tnke this 1 blower off?" "Lave it alone," replied the Experi enced Mnld. "till It do be too hot for yes to touch; then lift it off." Evolution of Name. We have traced It hack und find that ! a Topekn woman some sixteen years ago named her baby girl Hertlui. Litter ' she was called Bertie, then Birdie, theq Bird,, and when she wns graduated t was Byrdeynp. Mot hern never know iow simple a thing uay result (rag-gally.-Atci!sPM I i lobe. 1 Ths Ruureeeful f'hfcfiunnn. tell you." sold tie doctor. "It'll the man who can push lilmwlf along that succeeds best In tills world " "Not at all." replied the professor. ''It's tbe mini who can shove others tut of tbe way Unit succeeds best." l.'hlcago Trll uuu. Aeqalrlnu Golf Accent, "Rrassle detests oat men I. I lit he Is eating It regularly for brciikhisl now," said Larklu. "Wbafs bis object?" asked (lllroy. "He's trying to Improve bis golf 00 eent" JudjjB. More Fort.onnle Than Moat. Wlgg No; I can't sny that Tnlknlnt Is a friend of mine. I merely have a speaking aoqimliitiiliee with hlin. Wugg Most people only have u lis-tcnlugut-quuliituiicn.-Philadelphia Uec ord. Hard R end I air. Professor Moniiidiii'H o The hock of the Chaldean were written on bricks tiportcr tin 11 mi III. small mice They must bare made hard reading. - Har vard Lampoon. ) . A STORY OF HENRY BERGH. One of Ills rtew Vorli l:v;iet'lrneea In rriitertlniz tjtim.i Vt..' ..i'.:i. Like 11 well drcc.'ci!. 1 l,il.i ; limit bo went striding dov. ti i!ic hi.h street, and at University pli.ee h f. , tho thing bo had expect: d -11 ni' pr.eked Inxlde nluiost to fu'c :.:lu:i, kith pint forms packed outsido. v. llli iii 'ji cling ing lll.e big Inns to I (.'.loin steps anil diishlH.iiril raits, anil t..'i'iro II, within n cloud of steam, t'.vo III fci', bony horses with bloodshot eyi K 111 i wide, red nos trils flni-Pig In tlp'ir e:.i i t to till labor ing lung wltli air, ill ii helving shlea nud straining l,ii..t ti : -1 lli.i'l.s. while their mildly bthiiiMI:i.t f' et t trrek fire from Ihe slippery riniii t ns they strove In vain to start agal:i the awful weight behind them. Cur: cm, oft Jerked bell and assisting yells of 1 nn"c!i;:ers failed of effect. Tlio driver's whip was raised ready for the slinging blow, when sud denly the straining ef.ort ciiikciI, the horses' bends drooped low, and through the thlek air there loomed up before them 0 tail, dark form, with band up raised commaudlngly. And calm and distinct two laconic words reached all ears: "Stop! 1'iilond!" "Who the blank nro youV" furiously demniided the driver, "And Where's your authority for Interfering with this trip?" He knew well enough whom bo wns talking to, so silently Mr. Hergli turned back tho lapel of his coot to show bis badge, for In thoxc days bo had to do cotistnbulnry work ns well ns ofllcliil, then repented. "L'nlond!" Hut. being tired, hungry and mad, tbo floodgates gavo way, and the pas sengers' wrath burst forth. Abuse, sa tirical comment, threats, tilled the air. To 11 few who remonstrated decently with him he cxproNKod regret, but with grave politeness Instated on lightening the loud, telling them they could see for theniHol.-cs 1 lie utter Inability of the horses to get them lo tbe end of the line and gently urged them hereafter to note tbe condition of crowding before taking 11 place on a car. The conductor wns especially ugly and became unpleasantly demonstra tive. His example worked like 11 leaven on tho rest, and a spirit of riot began to show distinctly In the crowd closing about the tall, calm, self possessed man. All faces scowled, and evil mimes were tossed upon the air. He bud Just snld, "You are yourselves Increasing this delay: you might have moved two minutes and 11 half ago," when a scurrilous great brute came close up to Ul in nud, with an unspeakable epithet, shook a dirty list directly In his face. Without tho flash of an eye or the quiver of a muscle In his quiet face Mr. Ilergh caught the rulllan by the shoulder, whirled hlin around, grabbed tbo sent of his breeches and the nape of bis neck, and, wltb a splendid "now all together" sort of a swing, bo llrcd blm straight across the street, bead ou luto the snow bank. A kIIoiico of utter amazement was suddenly broken by one great, swelling laugh, and then followed the ulwnys thrilling sound of three gloriously hearty American cheers. Many men shook hands with Mr. Ilergh before be ginning their long tramp homewnrd. Spiuo admitted their error In aiding "tho overloading. Clara Morris In Mo Cluro'8 Magazlno. Morliltl Senaltlvcneaa, Tho surest way to conquer morbid cmdtlvencKB Is to mingle with people as freely as possible, and. while up prnh.liig your own ability and Intelli gence at least us Impartially ns you would those of n friend or ae;unint nnee, to forget yourself. I'uless yon can become unconscious of self yon will never cither appear nt your best or do the best of which you are capa ble, says a writer In Success. It re quires will power and 1111 unbending determination to conquer tills nreli enemy to success, but whnt has been done can be done, nut! many who were held down by It for years have by their own cfl'or'.s outgrown it and risen to conininm'.iug positions. 51 1 nil Action Revealed by a Woteh. "If I suspend my watch directly In front of 1110 by holding the end of the chain with both bauds, 1 II in! tliat the watch will swing In tho direction of which I am thinking," snys a psycho logical writer. "If I think of It swing ing In 11 circle. It swings In 11 circle. If I think of It swinging from right to left and from left to right, it swings In that milliner. I try to make no move ments with my bunds, but Und it Im possible to keep 'them from It for any length of time, If 1 concentrate my at tention o:i the movement." Jewelers' Pjrcnlnr- Weekly. VVhere Thlnae Are Made. A plergypian n the neighborhood of Nottingham was complimenting a tai lor in bis parish on repairs which he bad done for him. In the course of conversation ho, however. Incautiously observed: "When I want 11 good coat. I go to London. They make them there," Before leaving tbe shop bo Inquired, "By the bye, do you uttond my church V" . "No," was the reply; "when I want to hear a good sermon, I go to London. They make them there." London Tit Bits. A Glmatly Juke. Uaynor Yes, I believe In ghosts. I have seen nt least one In uiy life. S'.iyne-Well. I have never Been any. You huve a shade the best of mo.- Chi cago Tribune. Mletako In tbe rrottrnntmo. "Hhe uuirried him to reform tilui." "And what was the result?" "She wishes she had reformed him to marry blm." Chicago post. When 11 fool gets angry, ho opens his mouth and shuts his eyes. Chicago News. - 5 (J J fSi. I: "''' la KEYSTONE HARDWARE COMPANY. Reynoldsville, Pa. N, HANAU. I am (dosing out my sti und g nl' (iirnlsliiiig gi iriiliitr In quit IiuhIiichs f I HI l,-. (I,KHH s."i, ilirH ifiMHis, ." ilr,.H uiHrfl-, . J."t' Cii-tlniH'ri' :t rf t 'ii-.iiiitii. lic I 'n-.hriieM, lsc I'lnliU sc I'liilils I.HI llloinlclllMl l '.'"l lll.nidi-lolll I.IK) HI 7.c silks VieSIIki 4.H-Silks hi- I4ru-.li lllnillng fti' Iti-iwlt ItiiiiliiiK 'c 'I'lililo Linen .Vl- tiililo liiii.ii Tin- initio linen i"ii- liiiichur's linen 40c hiHdicr'a lim n fs- eiiinhi-io llniiitf ftoe Indies' shirt wnlsi CIXDTHINO, In liliick mid hlne, rlny worsted, solium mid round cul soils. 81.1. on suits - fii.no II4.KI suits III.IKI IIKlsull ... H.MI 111 110 soils . T.Jil s.im suits - - (i.Mi A lio suits H.M 4.KI soils . 2.40 YOUTH'S SUITS. 41(1111 nulls hoi suits 7. .Ml soils 11. .Mi soils it.ixi soils A.VI soils 4. .Ml suits 7.2.1 tl.il ft.no 4.7S 4.(0 .7." J.7S C. R. HALL SELLS ANYTHING WRNTUTO FURNISH A HOUSE Furniture. Dishes, Bedding, Blinds, Stoves, Lace Curtains, Rugs, Pict ures. Kitchen Utensils, Carpets and Rugs, j Brussels and Velvet -.Carpets lined and laid free. .'Opposite P.O. home: comfort, The psndy exterior of a piece of upholstered furniture la likely to cover up a Wuaknesa of eonairuutlua tliut would condemn it, were you able to see the Inside. Then-tore we warn buyers to avoid the ahowv, ahoddy articles and to ptu their faith tu articles thai are hon estly made and graeeful In deelgn. Artlulea tliut are absolutely dependable tudaja guatr suteed, bear this mark. Oxiaxraktvfaad Upiolaier4 Faj rrxltsj rm CIIIOAOO Wenolleve you will ho latlafled with any par- Jliase you make oi these goods. It not. Its I us uow about It, A aale of Karpen Couohea la now on. PartU aularl guud value at the tullowlug pnoes, ul- tmu tHft Ct. laatllk, 8a. iMttMaea 1 1 I'n twa ililalat ate far at) H IM aalate leal pMatt bm, Ia4 at H'"rt h to iall tkea. Bat autalnki I'n ttt tkt Hm Ftrl (tract 1 kl4 taliiMratar Tint eaaM aat rrr takklf faint. 14 I fae4 kf nklat tent Tea) 'Iwm rallea'i aa frxf fllat." Wkf , I iktat a4 aktea lata ft l't la naka I In aalal eeraal, 1 In4 I aairlf k4 laa aanl I 'r thla ataff tkat f aa kan ajaia, I aaw mi rk aalU newta Tk.a I talM a mrf lalatl tat ta. tee, iaal4 aat atot ft Tsaa roar "fatUa'1 taa frtef ratal 14 aw, lira, kara'a ay ankri nrir rllmate4teM, f iar arlcktnt rln ular, ie4 alet anal lit. 8.1. Taa an tka nw4a aalallaf 141 eaaHnnrtklataalatt la I Ikaetkl I'l am4 a r4f far fair "NUaa't aaa-rratT falat." Tatn trilf, TIM lia Ii tat laa. Swl for nona of ralnt K newt. lae anil a4ne Ppm te PATTON CatfTC., sniwaekea, Wla. s;k of dry goods and clothing and ladies nods ul 'iii pur cent loss than cost. Am Kb; (LOO liulli'' shirtwaist Mr K'. 4l.:n Imlles' shirt nalsl I.I2 r",e (I HI hollo -hlrt waist $1 If, 2'i 41. la Indies' slilrt wnlnt ma ate 1 i", hnhy ilresses K: 47' tr. T.'h Imlty lln-sst-s - - f,V. Ie Ma-Imhy fln-ssst hiIc 111! iV! Iml,y flresM-e, lla; 7': hnhy skirl a - - 4.V Mi,-liuliy skirls . nc ils! 2.V Imliy's skirt - na; fiii! lla; child' stis'klnirs . 711- 4rs- IJei-hlld'a sus-kins - l(k it's; 1st child' Mocking 12'tc 10 is.' stnnU rovers - - 19: 4i: fte halls sllkateen 4c Ho: Ua- yard Hllkateen 7c 4ia; , I.V- ynril sllkateen 10'ie Ma- 81 .110 fleaihle corset - fl.oo iir ll.iai llualhle rurseta Klc itoo s.V Ilex Mile corset use 4c: Ma- lleallile rorsat 4(ln 411,; 4(K' Ilex I ll) corset - 2Vc Chlldruns' Knoe Pant's Suits fl.00 Hulls, - - a.M 4 VI nulls - . 3. SO 4 Ul suits . . t.m il.Vl suits 2.10 1 Ml soils 1011 l.lalsulla - 7.V TV knee pants - frV Mlc knee punt - - 4l!; 2-'s knee ptiiits - lse 2.V- child's overalls - 1!k; Men's l.'s- linen eollnr ldr; Hoy' l(a- linen collars 7c Men's i'sj rublar collars lftr; Men's Ma; neck ties adc Men's 2.S- neckties IWc ( lilld's 10c nockate Bo The season for beautifying the home is here and do you know how especially well-equipped we are tohelp you in this direction? OF CARPETS AN MATTINGS we have many beautiful patterns to choose from. All Brussels Carpets MADE, LAID AND LINED FREE. 60c to 1.40 per yard. MATTINGS 14c to 40c per yard. BED ROOM SUITS $16.00 to $60.00. Sideboards, $12.00 to $75.00. Extension Tables,$3.75 to $27. Brass Trimmed Enameled Beds, $4.00 to. $18.00. Tho furniture wo buy l uut uiacV fur tiiieuiunco only. It must ham- quality auddurablllty to rtcouiujoiid It, R, HIUUIS. i 1
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