VOLUME ft. ItKYNOLDSVIIiLK, I'KNN'A., WEDNESDAY. DEt'EMHER 2, 111. N MM HER no. Miitlat OTlms OrnliUa. pENNSYLVANIA HA1LKOAI). IN HFI'WT NOVKMIIKK lii, 1WH. riilhitlelpliln A Krle Mullmiid HlvMiin Time Tnlilo. Trains leme Hilfiwiiod. KAHTWAKII 8:04 n iii-TmiIii h, dully exeept Himilnjt fur Hiinliury, linn Wiinir nml IliteiniedlnleHlH-tlin-, iiirlvliitf nt hilliiih Ipliln M:-".l p. iii.i Nca Yolk, H:-.':i p. in. I ltiilllniiirin:il p. in. I nhlmtlnn, W p. ni rtillmtin I'nrhir rnr from MIMiiiiihI nml pnwu.nKer ennrlies from Kniifliil'lilltidelphfii. Bins p. in. I'ntlti 0. ilnllv exeept Huiiilny fcir lliirrNliitra mid liilerinedliile Rtiiiliins. nr rlvlim nl I 'lillndelpliliiliisi a. m.i Now York, T::tl A. M. riilhniiii Hleeplnu rnr from ItiirrMnirg tn I'ldlndelphlti mill Now York. Philadelphia imwiiitiTH enn remain In Rleener iiiidlRtin lull until ':' A.M. p. in.- Tm I n 4. dully fur Hiinliury. llnrrlR bun; nnd Intermedium Htmlim. nrrlvliiK nt riillndelphlll, ll:M A. M.l New Vurk, ll::M A.M. tin ivt'i'k days nml HUs A M. nil Hun lluvi Hiilllnunv, 11:311 A. M.l Wii-diliurlim, :40 A. M. I'n 1 1 until ruin from r'.rleiind WllllninR port In I'lillHili'lplllil. I'lmwniti'in III -deeper fur lliiltlinore nml Wtinhlnirtnn will he trHiiHfi'nvilliitn WiinlilnieiiiiiHliTiM'r nt llnr rlHlniru. I'UHwMini'r roiirlieR from Krle to I'lilluiti'Mihlu nnd WllllutiwiMirt to llnlll ninro. WF.KTWAItl) T:2I n. ni.-Trnln I, dully except Butidny for Itldgmiy, IIiiIIoIh, (leiniimi nml Inter mediate Htiitlonn. Leaves Itliluwuy nt 11:10 p. M. lur Erie. :0O. m.Trnln 3, dully for Kile mid Inler medliite pnlntR. tVM p. m.Trnln II, dully except Sunday for Knucnnd Intertned Intent nt Ioiir. THKortlll THAINH Knit llltlKTWOOl) I UOM TIIK KAHT AMI SOUTH. TRAIN It lenves riilludeliilila K:;l A. m.l YiililiKton,7.niiA. M l llnfllnmre, 8:WA. M.l Wllkonlinrro, HI: IA a m i dully except. 8nn cln y. iirrlvlng nt llrlflvxRid nl n:'.n v. M. with I'tillnuin I'nrlor rnr from I'lilludiilphla to WllllniiiRunrt. TRAIN xlcnvpnNew York nl B p. m.l Phila delphia, ll:3n p. in. ; lediiimtim. nun p. m.i Hnliliiinre, ll:MI p. m.i iliilly arriving nt. Inlftuood lit A:. Ml II. ni. I'lll Iikhii nlci'lilng mm from Plillniloliihla to Krle nml from Wiedilnvtoii mid Hnliliwirr to WlUlumiporl Htnl throuiili pnHRongercnneheR from I'hllu ilclplilii to Kill' nml liallltmire to WIIHihiir port. TWAIN I leaven ltennvn nt. ::nl n. in., dully exeept Hundny, arriving at llrlfl wihmI 7:'.M ' JOTINSONUUKU HA1LUOAD. (Dully except Sunday.) TItAIN 19 leave Itldioniy nt 11:311a. m.t .lolin Ruiilnug nt B:;in a. in., nrrlvlnii ill ( li rniont nt I0::k" h, ni. TRAIN 20 lonw 4'lirmont lit 10:45 n. ni. nr- rlvliiK nt Jnlinsonlr v Ht 11:41 n. m. Run KUlKwny nllniu. m. . , IDOVVAY A CLKAHKIKM) H. 11. DAILY KXtWlT SUNDAY. BOUT1IWAUI). NORTIIWARII, l'.M A.M. 8TATIONH. l'.M. l'.M 13 10 Vi 11 i; ii :a 12 21 ti:l 12 Si T x 12 V ''3 12 40 .17 Iddiiwiiv 2 h:i IsImiiiI Hun IIU (1 41 Mill llnvi-n 141 H III Crovliind DIM HIiorthMlllH I M 014 IIIiik KiH'k I 21 ft (VI 1241 V: Vlm-ymil Klin 13" ft M n 4ft III 01 ('iirrii'r 1 c.i ftfi4 12 M )H 13 llrorkuiiyvUlii Ill ft 44 1 ra wa Mi'Minn Mimmit 1 1 a 1 (M 10 3 llnrvoyn Hun 13 AN ft 3m llll 10 3 , 1 III III :m 14ft Milt J mill' i rin'k 13 i n -ii IIiiIIoIh 13 40 A 10 TMAINH I.K.AVK. KHKIWAY. IjtKiVlird. WphIwhmI. Tmlii ,7:I7 H. ni. Trnln ik, ll :M n. ni Twlrt 0.3:10 p.m. Trnln 1,1: Ml p. in Trnln 4, 7:5ft p. in. Trnln II, :2I p. in 8 M. l'KKVONT. iicn. Mittiiktcur. J.R. VM)I), Hon. 1'ahh. An't . -nUl'TALO, U(K:HKSTKU A 1UTTS- UUHGH llAILiWAY. Tho liort linn lid wwn IIiiIIoIh, lilduwiiy, nnHiuini. nmiiiiiiirn, iimiuiif, ,i,-i,i,ti . NlHviira l'ullit und iHiliits In I III) iipunr nil rex ion. On nnd nfti'r Nov. lfttli. ImuB. imnwn- fcr train will nrrlviumd ilvpiirt fixmi FiiIIh 'ni'k at ul lun, dully, except Huiiduy, iih fol- iowh: 7.24 m nnd 1.35 p m for Ciirwoiutvllle nnd 4'I.U1'II.I. 10.00 h m linlTiilo nnd KiN'tiiwler mull Vor llnn'kwny vllln.Kliliwny,.loiiiiNoninirK,niiH Jnwntl. lirnUford.Snliiiiiniii'H. hullulii nnd KiH'heMrri conniN.ilnir at .liilinionl)iir llli I'. A K. trnln for Wiloux, Knuc, wnrron, uorry nun r.riii. 10J!7 a m AccoinnKMliitlon Kor Bykoii, Ills jfun linn I'uiixhiiiiiwm.y. 10.2K u niFor Ki.vnoldMVlllo. l.li p ni Hniilloid Aci'ommmlnt Ion Kor llvwhtrt'e, HnH'kwiiyviUi', K.Umoiit, Cnr mini, Itldtrwuy, JohiiHonlnirn, Ml. Juwntt . iiu iti-uuioru. 1.2S p. ni. Arrommodntton for 1'uiixhu tnwnoy mid IIIk Run. 4.2S p. m.-Mnll-Kor DiiltolH, Sykoii, Ill Kun 1'iinxnutuwiioy mm niHUin. 7.40 n m Arrommodntlon for KIR Kun and 1'uiixHulnwnuy. PaHHi'iiuoni are ri'nuiiRtod to tiurrhnHO tick ta iHitoro enlnrliiK l lie cal-H. All Miiimi rliara of Ten ('i'iiih will be collected ty con- duclorN when fnreii nro nnld on trnlnR. f nn v all t allium w here a tlcketollice in niuintaluTid. TbouBand mile ticket at two centa per mile, good ror paHbUgo uetween uu aiutioti. J. II. MclNTrnc. Atfpnt, Falls Creek, Pa. K. 0. Lai'EY, Oen. I'ua. Aicent., Uoulieator N. Y. A LLKGHENY VALLEY RAILWAY COMPANY ooramoncing Sunday June 7, 1896, Low Grade Divibion. KAMTWAHII. No.l. No.ft. No.ll. 101 10U ai'ATIONi. A. M. P. M. A. M. A. U. P. U RedBnnk 10 4ft 4 40 Lawaouhnm .... 10 57 t fci New Hetiilehem 11 80 ft 2.) S Oak KUlue 11 S & M 6 27 MayRvllle 11 40 5 41 ft 1H Bunimerville... 12 Oft Oo 6 61 HrookvlUe 12 25 20 On Bell 12 HI 8 20 i 15 Kllllnr 12 4a it -HI 27 RuynoldHvllle.. 1 00 6 Ml 45 PancoitHt 1 011 7 05 e 63 KallHOreek 1 20 7 12 7 00 10 80 lad DubuU. 1 5 7 20 7 10 10 40 1 46 Bnlmlu 1 4 7 85 T 21 Wlnterlnirn .... 1 7 4 7 84 PeuUeld 2 Oft 7 52 7 40 Tyler 2 1ft 02 1 SO Benin Ue t 43 80 8 In Grant M 8 40 H 2R Drif iwnod 8 2" 10 8 65 P. M. P. M A. M. A. M. P. M ,' WEHTWAII1I. No.2 No.S No.10 103 110 . UTATIOM. A. M. A. M. P. M. P, H. P. II Driftwood 10 10 ft 00 S 80 Grant 10 42 5 112 01 Benetutte 10 52 S 42 S II Tyler 11 20 10 6 U I'enlield 11 HO 6 40 0 4 WlntmUirn .... 1180 0 20 65 Kkhnltt 11 47 ( 87 7 07 IiuUoU too 4 50 727 11 40 6 10 ralUCreek 120 '7 20 7 3i) 12 60 8 20 aucoHHt 1 HO 7 24 7 40 TeynoldaviUe.. 1 42 7 40 '1 62 I uller 1 68 7 ft? t8 00 I ell n 10 8 00 8 21 1 rookvllle t 20 8 10 8 2U f .mmorvllle.... 1 3D 8 118 8 48 1 vTll)e 2 5K 8 57 t9 05 ( , rtldce 106 (06 8 18 i . betblehem 8 15 8 15 (25 J WMiiliam.... 8 47 8 47 Ul Bank 4 00 10 00 p. m. a. ni p. m. p M. r. M. lralna dally excoplBunday. DAVID MoflABOO, Gl'I,.HuPT. J 11. P. AKDKH80IC Ubi'lPam. Aot. An Impottant Question. If .vour frU'iiilH tir ni'lKlilxirsatu miffof- Inif from rmiirhn, puliln, boi-o Ilinmt, or liny llirimt iir limir iIIri-iih" (liicliiillnir cfinMiiinptlun), iihIc tlinn If tboy Imvn cviip imi'd Ot lo' Uuro. TIiIh fiiiiiiiiix (loiiimti n nn ily In Imvlnu n lntrti "iiln Iiito nml In ivrfoi nilnp; anmn wiiiuliTful ciifcn of th rout, nml lmi(f ilUniHrn. I!i'ViiIi1h Druir Hlom will rlvii you n RHinptn ImiIIIo fn-p. No nmttor wlmt otlnr tm illrlm-n linvo fullnl to do, try OltoV C!ur. IjIii-h" h1'' -' r,0l, Bucklcn'8 Arnica 8n1ve. Tin, t.i xRlveln I lie world fiiroilln. Uriile, miri-R, ulceni, Hitll rheum, fever mm. Teller, rliiipiieil lllllidn, I'lilllilnlim, I'oriin, mid all hUIii eriiptloim, nnd hI lvi-ly pure pllen, or no pay iiniilred. It, Inmiaranteed InKlve iierfrct Riitlnfiii'tlon or niom-y refiimleil. Price 2ft rciitx per txix. I'or mile liv II. Alcx.Htoke. 1J KKCI1 t'HKKK UAILUOAD. Nrw York Central at Hudson River R. R. Co., Loiim tDNllKNHK.l) TIMK TAI1I.K. IIKAII IHIWN Km. Mall No'm No;l May 17, Ihmi. a in p 111 13 : H53 4 13 J43 J.vi 4 58 5 III ft OH A 15 ft;n t43 I II 10 Arr....PATTON....I,vn V iHtover. U25 110. MAIIAKI'KY 5 00 (I on 12 : l.ve Kernmor . ... Arr ft 2ft 8 STj2 2.v 7U .. ..t'l A . . A Mi.... . . . . ft :iV "8 43 ISliTXiT. . . . keriniMir . ...T7ve ft 41 8 3K 12 13 New MIIHirt ft 4l 832 12117 Ollllltn ft53 8 35 I2tm, MHclielN ft58 Hill II 40 l.ve. ('Ii'nrlli'lil.luiii'. Arr H 15 7IH 11.11 ....li.EARKIEI.II 7 43 II 2l"riTTm.lilTiincTI7io" 7 37 II 12 WihhIIriiiI 7:il 1101 llluler 7 23 10 58 Wallnceion 7 13 10 50 .. Morrl-ilnle MIik-m.... 7117 1041 l.ve Miinmiii Arr B'25 6 31 ft 4ft II 52 57 7IW 715 H 10 H2II 11.34 1140 II 4M 8 57 H:l3 JJL 7 m 7 00 (140 II 30 e i:i ft 18 Mtt 4 5K 4 47 4 33 4 30 14 00 ji in p in 2 40 i;n 4 :m n m 111 (Ml II 01 io :m 10 :t 10 12 1150 1143 8 48 8 33 8 35 8 13 8110 7 33 17 23 I A i Arr T40 7 27 (I ftft 8 33 Arr '" I'""" ,v Arr Miiiiwiii l.ve" Wlntnirne .PKAI.K tillllmown HNOK Hill IK ....UKKCII CUI'.KK Mill Mull LOCK IIAVKN Yininudulc .IEHSKY HIKiHK.M'Nt!. IKItSKY HIIOKK.... Lve WILI.IAMHP'T Arr '7 17 too 7 03 7 40 7 57 8 04 8 48 HOI 1107 II III 1120 w:m 10 013 h m I 23 7 44 7 33 8 43 HI 8 5N no; II 18 8 30 11 .VI p m a m a in ll M IJJIII 1171 p ni TiYii.a.& UrAiiiNu TV. Tt Air Wll.l.lAMSI' l' l.ve a m n m till 201 1 30 ft on 7 10 l.ve.L...l'llll,A.... .Arr l.v N.Y.vliiTiiiniMina Ar 1.V..N. Y. via I'IiIIh.. Ar ll oo 1)7 3.1 tli:i p m ii in Dully t Wevk-riny I oo p m Hiinday ; hi 11.1 a in riinoay 'hM New York iiniscmrcrN travellnir via Plilt ndVlplilii on lo.20a in train from IIIIiiiiih port, will I'lnitiKe cnr8 at I'nliitnliin Ave., I'liiinoeipiiia. POM:i TIO8. -At NVIIIImnxiHirt with I'lilliiili'lplilaMii'iidlnitll.K. At .Ici-Hcy Hlioiv wnn run itrtHiK iiauwuy. ai mill Hall with t'eutral Uullriuiil of PetiiiHylvunln. Ai I'hlltpHliurir wild IVntiHylvntila llullrond nnd Alloonu Ai PlilllnslMirir t'oiinectlmr K. li. At t'learllclil Willi llutlulo, KiK'tiiMtur At I'lttHliiiiuh Rnlltvay. At MiihulTcy nnd Pnllon with t'timln-la A 4'li'iirlield IMvlhliin of reniiHylvanlu ItnilHmd. At MiihiiuVy Willi lviiiiNyivauiu oiiii-vveHterii miiiiiiiiki. A. II. I'AI.MKM, r. K. II KIIIIIMAN. Hiiiu'i'lnlemli'iit.. Gen'l I'nw. Ai(t. I'lillud.lpliltt, I'a. Qotc la. II OTEL McC'ONNELL, ItEYNOLUSVlLLK. I'A. FliAXKJ. 11LACK, Vruprhtor. The loadliiK Imtelof the town, lleadguar terH for commercial men. Nleam hi'at, fuw Ihih, halli roorim ami cliwetn on every door. Rumple riNinm, billiard riNini, telephone con- tllMMIOIIH AC. JJOTEL 13ELNAP, UEYNOLDSVILLE, PA. . C. DILLMAN, rrtyrictw. Firm cIbrr In every pnrtlciilitr. Ixvnted la the verv centre of tlie hiiRlneRRiinrt of town. Kivo 'Iiiir to und from trulim und conimodloua tumplerooniR for commercial travelera. liliaccllauroua. g NEFP. JUSTICE Of THE PEACE And ltcul Ealulu Aitont, Keyuoldavllle, Pa. Q MITCHELL, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Office on WeRt Main atreet., oppnalta the Coinnierclul Hotel, UeynoUUv uie, ii. 0. I. OOHDOM, JOHM W. BHD. QOUDON A REED, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, Brookvllle, Jelferaon Co., Pa. Office In room formerly occupied by Gordon ol LHiruett iv out aiuiu Bu-eei.. W. L KeOBAOIIH, Bmkvdlt. a. iDOMALD, BiyaiUivilli. JCCRACKEN A MCDONALD, Attorney und OounmllortU-Laui, Offices at Reynoldlvllle and Brookvllle. J7RANCIS J. WEAKLEY, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Ofllcei In Mahnnejr building, Main Street, ueynoiuaviuu, ra. D R. B. E. HOOVER, UEYNOLDSVILLE, PA. Resident dentist. In building near Hetho- qui cliurrli, omxMlte Arnold block. Gentle- nean m operating. D R. R. E. HARBISON, SURGEON DENTIST, Keynoldivllle, Pa. Office In rooms formerly occupied by I. B. vcureiKut. jya. r. devere king, DENTIST, Office at the residence of I. O. King, M. D at corner of Malu and Sixth streeu, Beynolds- viue, ra. iikaii t'P Kill Mull No 37 No 31 p ni u in I III. THE FAMILY UMBRELLA. Blr Walter llrannt lirnertliea Ilia Real (lid Kanlilniieil Bind. The rpnl ulil fiutiily nnilirelln hn gone out Cull tlmt Rlltn, Rtw'k tiyi, nivcptpii, nttPiiuiitpil tiling it fiiinily nmlin-l In? wrltfs Hir WnltiT Ilpsnnt. (lonwny. I ronii inhrr Hip KPiiuiiin funtlly innliri'llii. It wan ki nt In rcmliniwR btOiiml i vcry fnvit tlnor. It wn n liirne, portly, henvy i- ' lent. A8 mi nml'lPiii of rpappptu- lil,iy it won lilKlily PRtcempil ill lutilille rl.i i moiety. It km m-rvlppnliln ns A tent in riiiny WPiillier. II poulil lieunnil as ii wciipim of oITi'Iiro nud dnfpiiRO on opcnilou. I linvn nepii a plptnrn of nn rldprly gniitletnnti kppplun off n fnotpud liy menu of thin IpIIihI uinlirulln. He inndn 8 If he would 8j'nr or prod tlie vil Inin. Why, ono prod would iilonn iniike a holo (if nix InnhPA diiimntpr in Hint tnurdprori8 enmnnn. Tho imro napd to enrry it, with difficulty nimmfflliR tlio bnliy nnd mnhrelln. It went out to ton with tho young Indie. Thn lunid who "fntnlied" them home took thn umhrplln with hpr. It kupcppiIpiI thn liiutoni nnd the olub forumrly cnrriid by thn 'pren- tloo whpilhepiicortrd hintniHtrpm to thn card party nfter dnrk. I reiupnilinr it, I say. There wpro three lirothor who enme tn tlin initio hpIiimiI whern I whk lint n tiny liltln boy. Thoy llvpd nt mime dlH tnuon, nnd hnd to pnn on their wny to Rohool tlirotiKli n ntrutuin of infprlor ri protitliility. Every inornliiK linintflit tn thnsn three brntlipr the did i lit nnd the pxoitPliipnt of bnttln with the boy be IoiikIhk to that infurior rpnpnptiiliilil. To thn pldput lirolhi-r, who cnrrlpd thn really Important, wpnpnn, tho nuibrnlln win pxuutly wlmt hiR bnttlpux wu to the Lion Ilenrt. Ho he rnlHod it; bo he wiplded itiRO ho awmiR it; o he Inid his piipmipR low to right nnd to li ft of him, brfiiro und behind liiui, while thn othir two, ri'lyliiH on the biHik tlHhtly Rtrnpped, brouxlit thrill to beur, with Blircwcl kiioik8 and thwin kn mid ponud inH, on IicikIh nnd Khouldcrn nud ribs. 'Twnn a fuinous fiiinily umlindlii grocu, too, if I rpineinbrr aright. 'THE VOCAL STUDENT.' Kim, Melha nu tlie F.vaetleas anil lie uf a MiiRlrnl (nr, Mum. Mi'llia uildrp88Pi Aluili'iitB of niURio in nn inntructive, prnx'tirul pnjirr In Tlie Liwlirs' Hmue Jnnrnnl. Win tell In hir articlo on "The Vocal Studi nt" of thn rjppppnity of BPflurinu n thnriiiinh ly oiniipntPiit teuclipr, B priintion, nud tho cure of tho lipultu; omplmRlitPN tho impoTtunco of being tminnd muKlciuiiR an wrl) ns vocnlintn, talk of the nmne- tnry vnluo of u nitiHionl trninliiK and of European Btudy. With rpunrd to tin uioiiptiiry rpwnrdn tif a cnpublo aiugor 11 mo. MclbnBiiyrt: "To u girl propcily trained unci quulillud tho profession if a wocul tcaolier in mio of tho most to- xnunprutivo. Oood lenchcM nro aonrco and in Rrput demand, nud an tho Zees ro largo nn pxoellcut income may bo obtiiinpd. Next oninoR thn ouropr of tint oburcli Niiigpr. Every elmieh has its choir, and in the majority of cuiwa the olnistft oouipoHlup; it nre paid, nud often woll pnid. Eug:tHLmontB nM u drawing room linger can bo scoured in lurgn citioB when one hna talent nud faenlly, and when tho voieo In not sufficiently lurge for its possessor to becouia a cou cert siugpr. 1 'Tho f pph of tho RucePHRful concert iinger nro largo; Hhn in conRtitnlly in dcuiund ; her repertory ia of song, not of entire roles, nnd ia nioro ciwily uo quired; hor expeunen nro limited to tho cost of a few evening gowns, in the pluco of Boon of costunius. For tho opera singer there is plenty of hurd work, but for thnt tboro is tho compen sation of being n88ociiitod in many csrpi with the fumous artists of the world, Whom to kuow is a liberal education. " Bopas and Ilelta, It ia asserted thut repcutcd experi ments huve proved, in tho transmission of power, thut ropes nud bolts, when Well arranged, absorb almost tho same amount of power. Some French triuls in this line, as rcportod in Engineering Mechanics, were made, it appears, with a 800 horsepower eugiue, fitted with rope and belt flywheels 14 feet in di ameter. The steam engine had a fly wheel for the bolt and one fur the ropes. The dynamo was driven direct off the flywheel, without a counter abaft, and was provided with two pnlloys, one for the belt and one for tho ropes. The dy namo waa driven direct off the flywheel, being mounted on adjusting screws, so that the tension of the belt or ropes could be regulated at wilL A cotton belt, a leather bolt, and a homogeneous leather belt nnd ropes wcro of standard quality. Experiments of a oompnrative nature were made alternately with the ropes and bells, several testa each dav, tho results Lcing as above lndioated. Btcam WlUstlas. The cause of sound in a steam whistle ia the same as in an form of whistlo or an organ pipe via, a vibration of the atmosphere induced by a vibration aet up in steam jot directed against the edge of the bell, the vibration of the air or steam column in the bell in fluencing the tone according to its length and diameter. New York Ledger. In New Jersey wheat raising coats 20.89 per acre. Therefore the Jersey man cultivates vegetables and berries for the markets of New York and Phil t'.ttfrllfih Drinking BiiugR Tho bent of the Engli8li drinking roiirr Wore written by thn driuuiitlnt of thn Bpvpntrpnth ppnliiry, Iiipii who trolled out their vigorous spntiniputu, linked sweetly together in flowing verso, with out thn sniiillest thought or fenr o' slioi'hiug niiybiwly. Frnnkty Inilepormis, tlxy invito tho wholo wide v'orld to ill ink with tlipin, to Pinpty the brltn tiling tnnknrd pnRRed from hnnd to bund nud to reel homo through thn frosty St reel r, where thn wiilehmnn grins nt their uiiftendy stops, nud quiet sleepers, nwitkened from dull drpiuns, pelio with drowsy sympiithy tho Inst swelling cn cIpiipo of their nprnnrlons song. Where thrrn is no puhlio sent linen t to defy pvpii biipphnmilinn rioters nnd buei'lin nnliuil verses pensn to bn defiant. Wlmt ndinirablo good temper nnd sincerity in Fletcher s generous Importunity I Drink today and drown nil snrrntri Ynn Rlinll ierhnpR net do it tonmrrnw. Unit, while run have It, una ymir lireath; There la no drinking aftar death. Thn let nn swill, imjrs, for our health. Who drlnkHwell InveR the enmmonwvnlth, And he thai will to bed go anlHir Falls with ths leaf, still In October. Upon this song successive ohnngns hove been sung, until now its vnrintlons nre bewildering, nnd to it wo owe thn ever popular and utterly indcfenslblo glee roiired out for generations by ninny b lusty tnvern chorus: Re who gnes to bed nnd goes to bed Roller FnllR as t ho Innvrs dn and dies In Ontolwr, Hut he who gum to tied Rnd rimb tn tied mellow Lives ns h ought tn do and riles an honest fellow. Agnes Ropplier In Atlantic. Bolldlfled Petroleum. Thn clnlm some time ngo set forth by Pnul d'ilumy, n French unvnl ofllonr, of hnving originated n process for the Ruoopssful solidi Illation of petroleum for ooinincroiul nnd indnstrinl purposes hns been further explained by him. From this account, stiiiimiirlzed in The Progressive Age, it appears thut heavy common oil hits been converted by this invputor lulo a solid block, ns hard ns the hardest coal, burning slowly, giv ing oil nn intense beat nud showing not tho slightpst sign of melting, a ton of such fuel representing as tiiiiny ns 80 tons of ooul, nnd the spuco occupied by ono ton of it being about three cubio fei t, as against tho large space required fur tho conl. At a recent gathering of experts, M. d'ilumy exhibited samples of thn article and experimented with them. Oil tho tnblo were several cakes of tho solidified petroleum und of low gnulo Ails of various sizes and shapes, and in addition to tho cukes thorn wero enmples uf tho suuio fuel in dry powder und pnsto, the tKitrolnum powder and pastn mixed together unci proHsod form ing u honiogoiKuB muss, with o great speoillo gravity, hard utmost an stone, nnd, when burning, giving off a flamo 1100 times its own volume uixl a beat woll nigh us Kieut us oxygeu. Tests to determine tJbo production uf smoke or smell failed to iudicute ths manutiuu of either of theso. Time to Call a Halt. The vital statistics cleric felt rather thun liounl his visitor outer tho olllco. He looked up from tlm lnsk ami behold a cuduvorous und woubegono individual, in whose eyes was the feverish glitter of one 4o whoso lids sJwip ooiuoth not "Poor commission three doors to the riht," aid the olllciul glibly. "I don't want tho Twor commission. I want to see you," aaid tho intruder, with nomuthiug voxyiike dollunue in his vokio und yet with that undertone of tlufipuir that arousud the sympathy of the clerk. MAud what can I do for you?" asked the suf fer. 1 "It isn't what you au do for mo, but what J can do for you," responded the visitor. "I've been trying to do alto gether too much, and I've got to bav a rest I don't belong to no union, and I'm williu to work overtime when it's necessary, but I'll to blamed if you ain't trottin me ibeat that 'ud dia tanoe anybody bnt ma. I've got to have shorter hours and a day off once In while, an if I don't .get 'em, I'll quit, see?" "Bat my dour sir, X never saw von befoso. I nover employed yon. Who are yon, janywayf" "lie? Ob, I ain't anybody bnt Heart Failure. That's who 1 be, an I mean. What J say. "Detroit News. Tha TalapBaaa Ear. German newspaper asserts that boat .80, 000 of the inhabitants of Ber lin boor considerably better with their loft ear than with their right This has been observed in continually increasing; nicasnxa for 18 years. When the cause was sought for, it appeared that thosa who are thus affected axe frequent users of the telephone. The listening port of the instrument ia general h held in the left band nnd put to the left ear, while the right baud ia often used in taking notes, ete. In the cases observed the subjects beard the slightest sound through the telephone with their left ears, bnt could understand little or nothing if the instrument wero put to their right ears. It is therefore con cluded that the telephone has an appre ciably stimulating effect on the auditory nerves, and the recommendation is tnado that the instrument be nsed Alter nately at ths right and left ear. Aa laaooent. 8 be Am I the first girl you ever kissed? Ha (surprised) Why, not I have three sisters. Bouerville Journal. HntierRtltlniiR About Thirteen. AnguRtin Daly, of whose rompan Mr. James Lewis whs n member for over an yenrs, said of III in i "It Is a ro incidence thnt ho wnn hurled nil .Hept. 13, for lie always hnd thn strongest fenr nf thn number 111 nud of Friday. I don't know that he was a supers) it ions mnti in other rpsppelR, though, noOmbt, bo would olijiet tn humming thn Miuilicth niusiii in thn theater, lint ho hnd grent fears on that point. Ho never wanted tn begin nnytlilng on thn 18th of tho month or on Friday. If I had a new part tn give him nnd it would nntnral ly bn delivered to him on either of those days ho would nsk inn not tn let him have It until the next day or to give it tn him on tho dny before. 1 don't know thnt hn bad ever suffered any misfortune on cither of thoso days to confirm him in his fonts. "My own experience hns been quite tho reverse of unlucky with regard to them. Homo of my most successful sea sons hnvo b(n begun on Friday, and he ninilo one of his own greatest sno onsscs in a part which hn played for thn first time on the 18th of tho month. It was Sept. 18, too, tho date of bis burial, and It was the beginning of Miss Clara Morris under my engagement, when he played Bir Pntrlck Lundy in "Man nnd Wife." Tho fenr of No. 18 extended further thnn this. Mr. Lewis would never sleep in room IS at a hotel. Ho would rather wnlk tho floor of somo other room nil night without a bed. And he wunld never aoropt section No, 18 in a sleeping car. Thnt or stateroom No. 18 on a steamer wns in his mind i positivo invitation to disaster. Thn per son on whom thn duty devolved of ar ranging thn details of Mr. Daly's tours had to remember that and look ont for It." Troy Times. flu Asked Too Much, Tho waiter accidentally jogged thn elbow of Hie man eating breakfast in the restaurant The morsel that he Was about to con sume fell to thn floor. The next inomVnt ho gavo o startled cry und turned deothly pale. All was confusion. Thn proprietor and tho occupants of tho other tallies jumped np ami rushed to his assistance. His face had assumed a bluish hue, which wus quickly followed by n green InIi color and thou by n purplish lingo. Tho phko looked serious, for bo wns evidently niioplenllo. Finally, to the relief of all, be wns resusci tuted. All demanded nn explanation. "I am subject to heart diseuse," hn at length exclaimed, "und any severe shook is likely tn kill me. It's a won der I m alive to tell thn tale." "What tain?" they oeked cugerly. "Uenveus, gentlemen!" he teplied. as his cheeks blanched at the recolleo tion, "you'll hardly believo me, but I swear on my oath that when the waiter knocked that piece of bread and butter out of my band it full to the floor with tho bultor sido up." Tho others surveyed him pityingly. "tiomethiug bus ulTected ills brain,' they whisiM-red ono to the other. "Such , a thing is unheard of. it could never I have happened. " 1 Ono by one they drew nwny and left him alonn, New York World. Gained Ilia Point. In tlie days when her mnjesty went down to Windsor by road she liked to ho driven nt a rapid puce a little too font to plcaeo her escort especially tho officers who rodo their own horses. gnliunt captain, nfterwurd n renowned M. P., was ono day in command and riding ut tho head of bis troop. Just in front of him, with his back to tho horses of the curriugo, sut tho Prince of Wales, thnn a small child. The cuptain, direct ly the party started, lifted his hand and shook his list In the little prince's face. Tho priuce roared with fright, and bia -royal mother, quite ignorant of the cause, took him on her lap to paolfy ihitn. When tba prince waa qniet and esnmed bis seat, tho captain agai isbook his fist, and this waa repeated all itbe way down to Windsor. At the end of the journey tlie queen learned exactly -what bad occurred and issued ber oom tnand that the officer should never com anand ber escort again. Tbis wu jnit wJiat the captain aoped would happen. tit. James uuaeuo. Wham Voa Oas a Bill Ia Chlaa, A Chinese statute enacts that debts nuiicli iui not settled on New Year's 4ve r. ,i,i,t subsequently be recovered; but, uc. ():,!!:) tn recognized usage, a creditor wno bus vuicly pursued a dobt or all tiiro.,;i the Lil.t may still fol low bim after daybreak, provided be continues to carry bis lighted lautern, as it he believed it was still night. This, however, is ths creditor's last chanos. Indapandanea of Character. Madge If there is one thing I do pride myself on it is my independence of character. Wickfire Well, man who Uvea in the way yon do doesn't have to depend on his character. Indiunspolis Journal. When chickens dress their feathers, expressing oil from their oil bags with their bills and distributing it over the plumage, rain Is Almost certain within A few boors. There are 700 miles of travel before the railroad passenger who starts front BU Louis to go to New Orleans. , PLEASE LET U3 GO AND PLAY. While working nl mjr rVnk today, Hlrlvlnit In put my llotiahts In rhyma. I h"iiril my lit t In children mijr Whnl I oft mild In olden llmo, Before my hnlr had turned to srsy, Ilefiirn time's wrinkles emaaml my brow. "I'lciiM, mother, do not kftnp us now Bnt h'l us ro nml diiyl" Their nliilntlvn voios rnmn to me From tlm ndJolntiiR elmmlier, whora Both wife nud children 1 noiild sua When senti.il lii my enny olmlr. Bhn klRRod llioin tenderly, nml they With JoyottR Rhotits wont to tlmtr ffnms. They eould not honr my lnnrl nxulnlm, "Oh, would that wa could piny I" OOod, I pruT that Ihon wilt lenra Their mother hem until my Iniys Can comprehend thnt they lint R-rlovn ' ThemRclveRWhen thny leave hr for toys! Oh, they'll rcmemlier when they limy For tliidr dcitr mother, wlmn Rhu'a duad, Row often thny to her haro snld, " "Please let ns go nnd plnyl" I s s Aye, In this llf" from dny to dny UnknowliiKly w oft dlRdnln , Our lihiHRinsR, nnd hut wish for puln When wo Rrorn Rierltloe for piny. Uoone F. Itnnny In Wellington Htnr. HATS OFF TO GENTLEMEN. What Hid ths Olrls Mean by Their Ra- inarks In tha Klcivatnrf Thny entered thn elevator together. They were dressed alike. Thoy wors felt hats and coats, not unlike the sack. coots worn by mnn, which, open In front, disclosed waistcoats. A turndown collar was around thn throat of each, with small black neckties. They didn't weur trousers or even bloomers, bnt thnir skirts were closo fitting, and every ' mnn in thn elevator knew instinctively thnt they wero coveting the coverings which they had for their limbs. Ihey wore thoir hair cut short. When they entered, thn men simply stared at them. No one ventured to re move his hat in aenordanoo with tba time honored custom which provides that in thnt way men should show their deference (lie members of tho opposite sex. Pcrhii; ( they wore too surprised at the npparii.iin. Perhaps they thought flint the wo::ii it, being unusiiHlly strong minded, won hi be vexed instead of pleased at too mark of politeness to a woman. Thero are snoh women, it is said, although very fuw persons have ever seen any i f tlinin. Whatever ini;'ht, have been passing through tlie ii.i m's niimls in tho fuw seconds which I ho journey from top to OOllOlu rciiuirou, niej m-m Rnnviiini from their reveries when one of the young women exolaimed in loud voice : "Joan, why don't you take off your hat? Don't you see that we ure iu the presence of gentlemen?" That remark served to cause every man in tho car to turn rnd and white by turns. Kvery man's hand went in stinctively to his hut, but all but one wero quickly stopped. The exception removed his hat und wus evidently em barrassed because he bod nuoousciously taken tho hint But hn took bis revenge. Iu an ordi nary toue of voice he remarked to an other man : "It is so hard nowadays to tell men from women that 1 am wot surprised at thnir mistake, nor ut ours." Home scathing retort might have been mad", but just then tho elevator stop- ped and every man rushed from the cur whether it was his floor or not. Chicago Times-Herald. The Drend'd C'erm, At thn British association Dt. K&w thaek, who (.peaks with great authority on tho subject, read n paper on "Baa-A teria In Food," in which he pointed ont -that ono might swallow uuy amount of micro-organisms with food without any ' injury. Milk ordinarily contains about a million germs per cubio contim'eter, in sandwiches they are too numerous to . . . . : , L- 1 . I uuuub, iijrRiiiin wviu Willi iijuuj, auiv ices from a fusbionablo confectioner's ' wero found to contain from 10,000,000' to 14,000,000, or considerably more than the much abused Italian street vender's wares. There 1b not the least donbt in Iho world' that we eat, drink and breathe any quantity of germ without suffering in tho smullest de- ' gree, day by day, unless the gorm hap pen to be of a particular sort and to meet with a suitable soil. All the "scientific" fuss about the necessity of boiling this and sterilising that in order to kill the germs is a piece of nnsoisn tiflo babble founded upon a set of tbeo retio assumptions which take no account of actual everyday facts. Of course th bacteriologists will not aamit thoir mis- . take without a struggle, and Or. Kan thack met with good deal of criticism. Nevertheless be is right, and one of these days every one will be sayiug the, same thing. tit. James Gazette, Archbishop of Canterbury; The archbishop of Canterbury ia re-- . k"h-o auu ne writes himself archbiihop, eto., "divina prov identia, " whereas other prelates use the phrase "divina permissione. " He is the first peer in the realm. At coronations- f " unru uu iua nuuu ox uie. . Hiiu iua aujK ana aucsn axei - . his rlnmesrin nuriahlimiM v i. 1 1 i . ' t , ..J..U, o. iua utsiiup of London is bis provincial dean, tjiax' ' f bishon nf Wiiu-hnatai, hi I - bishop of Lincoln bis chancellor, and the bishoD of Rochester hia el,nnl,.i Tha Aaaaa at KaawUds. Muggins lii Bjones well informed r Boggins Yea. indaL 07k. k. tually knows aa mocb as tba Averaga young; man wba has jnst been graduat Bd faora college thinks be knows. Phi 1 adalphia Record. '
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