PAGE SIX
THE CITIZEN, TUESDAY, MAY 27, 1913.
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, ENATOR JAMES A. O'GORJIAN of New York is Baia to be one of the
ablest exponents of the gentle art of golf to bo found among the mem
bers of the upper house. lie Is recognized as a master of the mysteries
and intricacies of the venerable game that is at once the joy and despair
of diplomats, kings and other folks.
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Colonel Robert M. Thompson, the leading spirit in the annual Washington
horse show, is an authority on naval matters. Ho grad
uated from Annapolis in 18G8, but left the navy four
years later to enter business. Since then ho has put' in
most of his spare time studying naval affairs.
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Joseph P. Tumulty accent on the "Turn," please sec
retary to rrcsident Wilson, is declared to bo the only
man in Washington who has never been discovered with
a grouch. Ills "turndown" smile is so sunny nnd caress
ing, it is said, that job hunters frequently do not reallzo.
that they have had their hopes dashed until late the next
day, when the lingering luminance of the Tumultyan
presence has died awny.
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Mrs. Thomas It. Marshall, before she entered tho
matrimonial state, was for four years her father's deputy
-while he was clerk of tho courts of Steuben county, Ind.
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Colonel J. Hamilton Lewis, tho picturesque senator from Illinois, once came
near spending sixty days in Jail. A suit he had brought
in the interests of a client clashed with an injunction
issued by Judge J. Otis Humphrey of Chlcngo, and that
jurist sentenced tho colonel to sixty days in jail provided
the suit was not withdrawn and apology made within
five days. Colonel Lewis thought it over about five hours,
decided that discretion was tho better part of valor, in
this case at least, and gracefully acceded to the court's
demands.
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Senator Leo S. Overman of North Carolina has a pet
aversion in the overfed, ovcrfondled and oftentimes un
derbred canine that is frequently the chief recipient of
milady's favors. Ho rarely falls to express himself
forcibly on this subject when opportunity offers.
coLorai, n. m. thosit-
SON.
SENATOR J. II. LEWIS.
In addition to the many distinctions that have been, are and will bo his,
Senator Olllo M. James, tho giant solon from Kentucky, shares with Dr. nar
vey W. Wiley, the pure food expert, and Colonel Henry Wattcrson, the honor
of determining once and for all the merits of the mint julep. Tho threo once
constituted a committee who defined authoritatively for tho benefit of nn
eagerly awaiting world exactly the ingredients, method of preparation, fashion
of manufacture, etc., necessary to create a perfect Julep. Tho James Julep was
unanimously adopted as the official one by tho committee despite the fact that
Dr. Wiley himself is a teetotaler.
Today's Short Story
Saliie's Clever Scheme
MARCIA WORTHINGTOX was
tho crack swimmer of tho sea
son at Crane's Beach.
Rodney Temple was at Crane's Beach
that summer for tho express purpose
of proposing to Miss Worthlngton.
He, too, was n swimmer, and many
were the excursions beyond tho ropes
made by tho two in company.
"That's the way for a girl to get a
husband," said a woman on tho over
looking pavilion. "I'm going to have
my daughters learn to swim. Do you
see that timid girl over there watching
them with tears in her eyes? She's
Salllo Jones. Sho's dead gone on Tem
ple, but what can sho do? Salllo
hasn't a ghost of a show."
But if there were tears in Saliie's
eyes there wero schemes in her head.
The next mall carried an order to
the city for a bathing suit, and one
morning Snllio appeared on tho beach
arrayed in it
"Why, Miss Jones," said one, "I
thought you nover bathed!"
"Why, Miss Jones," said another,
"you'ro not going in! Bo careful.
Don't lot go tho rope."
Just then Templo camo down to tho
beach and stood looking out over the
ocean llko an Apollo. A timid voico
beside him recalled him to his sur
roundings. "Mr. Temple, yould you
mind helping mo to tho raft when you
go out this morning?"
"Mind It? I'd bo delighted. Why,
how how becoming n bathing suit is
to you!"
Then camo Miss Worthlngton, look
ing for all tho world llko Diana tread
ing tho sand.
"Miss Jones is going out with us this
morning," said Templo.
Tho eyoa of tho two glris met Mar
cia knew that somo game was intend
ed; Salllo knew that it would bo block
ed if possible. Tomplo and Salllo start
ed first, and when beyond their depth
Templo passed over the short spaco re
maining swimming with one hand and
supporting Salllo with the other. Just
as he got her on to tho raft a graceful
mermaid with a yard and a half of hair
shining behind her swam past It was
Marcin.
There was no one besides Salllo on
the raft, and 'Temple didn't like to
leave her there; sho looked so frail,
so frightened. Ho would have remain
ed, but she bade him go. "Enjoy your
swim," sho said in a sad voice.
"But you'll bo washed off."
"No; I'll hold on tight"
Ho followed the mermaid, swam
about with her for awhile and was
floating on his back looking up at tho
heavens when ho heard a scream.
Turning over on his chest, ho saw tho
people on the shore pointing with hor
rified looks to tho raft Like n mighty
sturgeon he mado a couple of dozen
long strokes nnd as ho neared the
raft saw Saliie's head omergo from
tho depths. Sho went down again, but
ho dived for her, brought her up and
supported her to shallow water. There
sho lay in his arms, pale, helpless, un
conscious. "Poor, llttlo girl!" ho said in his
heart, and a mighty interest nroso in
ono whoso life ho had saved.
"They say," said a girl at a social
tea, "that Rodney Templo is engaged.
Ho went to tho scashoro last summer
to proposo to that splendid .Miss
Worthlngton. Plain llttlo Salllo Jones
fell off a raft. Templo rescued her,
with tho result of a transfer of affec
tion." "And they say," said another girl sip
ping tea, "that Salllo Jones fell off the
raft on purpose."
THE CHIC THING.
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Sleeves of figured silk crapo are
worn with sloovcless bolero corsages.
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Flowered foulards, and crepo do
chlno show draped skirts and cutup
effects.
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Wide fringed sashes aro a pretty
feature of both day and evening gowns.
Right Off the
Griddle
KjJv it
THIS sounds llko the innocent kidding Indulged In
at church sociables:
"You have heard the phrase 'madder than a
hornet?' "
"Often."
"Well, what's madder than n hornet?"
"Tho fellow tho hornet stung."
"Haw-haw-haw!"
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More.
Wife I wish, dear, that you'd settle my last year's
milliner's bill. I really can't sleep for thinking of it
Hub Your conscience pricking you, eh?
Wife Oh, no, but I need two more hats right away.
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She Gave the Number.
The nervous old lady approached the
porter in the sleeping car anxiously.
"Oh, porter, porter, where do I
sleep?"
"What is tho numbah ob youah
berth, ma'am?" ho asked. Sho looked
at him questionlngly for a moment,
then said:
"I don't see what that has to do with
it; but, if you must know, it is third.
There were a brother and n sister born
before me."
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Both Suited.
Fond Mother How do you like your
new governess, Johnny?
Johnny Oh, I like her over so much.
Fond Mother Why do you llko her7
Johnny Oh. sho's awful nice. Sho
says sho don't caro whether I learn
anything or not so long as papa pays
her salary.
Wisdom.
Inquiring Son Papa, what is reason?
Fond Parent Reason, my boy, Is that
which enables a man to determine what
is right.
Inquiring Son And what is instinct?
Fond Parent Instinct is that which
tells a woman sho is right, whether
sho is or not.
The Limit.
"And before you were married you
said you would bo willing to die for
mo."
"I know it"
"And yet you refuse to beat tho
rugs?"
"Sure! Dying is my limit."
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Their Haunts.
"Pop, whereabouts are the man hunt
ing tribes?"
"They're about here, sonny, in leap
year."
An Old Favorite
Good Night
DOWNWARD sinks tho setting sun.
Soft tho evening shadows fall;
Light Is flying;
Day Is dying;
Darkness stealeth over all.
Good night!
Autumn garners In her stores
Folson ot the fading year.
Leaves are dying;
Winds aro sighing,
Whispering of the winter near.
Good night!
Youth Is vanished, manhood wanes;
Ago Its forward shadow throws;
Day Is dying;
Years are flylna.
Life runs onward to Its close.
Good night!
I FASHION BREVITIES.
Cotton voile embroidered with small
beads makes a very pretty gown for
summer.
Yellow silk hose nnd black satin
shoes aro worn with beige or dark col
ored suits.
Evening gowns grow more elaborate,
much cloth of gold and bugle trimming
being worn.
Brocaded crapo meteor is very now,
soft nnd clinging and makes up into
charming gowns for elderly women.
Black jet beads aro being worn
around tho neck nnd as coiffure dec
orations. When worn In tho hair they
aro attached to a baud of black tulle,
broadly encircling the head and orna
mented sideways or backways with a
bow of tulle.
Mrs. Beetle Say, Mr. Perkins, this
Milk Bug That's queer. I got it
milkweed Just this morning.
Telling Fortunes.
"Men man, poor man, beggar man, thief,"
Tell by your buttonB which you'll bo;
"Doctor, lawyer, merchant, chief
There, you'ro rich and a great M. D.I
Next say, "Silk, satin, calico, rags,"
To choose a gown for our charming
brldo.
Oh, good! But of course sho would have
ellk
To elt by her own truo lover's side.
Where shall tho happy couple live?
"Big house, little house, pig pen, born."
Oh, grief! In a barn 7 It can't be true!
This fortune telling is all a yarn.
And yet .who knows what the buttons
knowT-
Who knows they ore not as wise as
men?
Some button fortunes do come true,
Bo say the rlgamarole again.
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What was tho first bet ever mado?
The alphabet
Riddles.
What is that which
is often brought to
the table, cut, but
never eaten? A pack
of cards.
What flowers aro
always under a per
son's noso? Tulips.
What is tho great
est thing to take be
foro singing? Breath.
Why is a dress
maker a decoptivo
woman? Bccausoshe
is not what sho
scams.
Why is a thief call
ed a jailbird? Bo
causo he's been a
robin.
When is a blow
from a lady rather
pleasant? When she
strikes you agreeably.
God's Acre.
Tho old Teutonic term, God's ocro,
as applied to tho last resting place of
tho human body, is the exqulslto thomo
of ono of Longfellow's most beautiful
poems. Tho field or aero of God con
tains tho seed which shall ripen after
a tlmo into splendid harvest. Tho
name cemetery also signifies merely
tho place whero ono may Ho slumber
ing for a tlmo beforo tho cqming of
tho dawn and tho sounding of tho
great trumpet.
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His Error.
"Say, uncle, do you know Bill Stick
era?' "Know Bill' Stickers? No. Why?"
"Becauso there's a notice on tho
wall outside paying be will bo prose
cuted." Boy's Own Paper.
milk Is bitter.
fresh from tho
GRAND JURORS.
John Nonnenmacher, farmer, Berlin.
Mllos Keesler, Farmer, Lake.
Elbert Swingle, farmer, South Ca
naan. Georgo Kohr, farmer, Palmyra.
Victor Meszler, laborer, Honesdale.
Howard Bea, glass-cuttor, Texas.
Otto i.aubnor, clerk, Honesdalo.
John Corcoran, glass-cutter, Hawley.
Georgo 'N. Musters, farmer, Salem.
Robert Batten, laborer, Waymart.
Warren Hinds, farmer, Sterling.
Wm. D. Curtis, farmer, Lake.
Chas. Bryant, farmer, Cherry Ridge.
C. R. Glllow, teacher, Manchester.
Robert Kennedy, farmer, Lebanon.
R. W. Kimble, farmer, Dyberry.
David L. Sanford, farmer, Preston.
Henry Kntewasser, farmer, Scott.
Lyman Kennedy, farmer, So. Canaan
David Hopkins, farmer, Clinton.
Peter Murphy, farmer, Mt. Pleasant.
Wm. J. Ward, cashier, Honesdalo.
Edward Fasshauer, clerk, Texas.
Howard Burke, farmer, Damascus.
TRAVERSE JURORS.
Charles C. Brown, carpenter, Texas.
H. S. Goodnough, laborer, Scott
Enoch Adams, farmer, Lehigh.
George Beers, laborer, Dyberry.
Daniel McGee, farmer, Buckingham.
Wm. H. Gaston, laborer, Damascus.
J. E. Tiffany, merchant, Mt. Pleasant.
Archbald Hine, laborer, Preston.
G. W. Dershlmor, laborer, South Ca
naan. M. H. Harloe, farmer, Salem.
Georgo Hoffman, laborer, Hawley.
Lewis E. Haynes, farmer, Starrucca.
Carlton Brooks, farmer, Berlin.
Otis Highhouse, laborer, Oregon.
Grant Caffery, laborer, Manchester.
J. M. Lyons, engineer, Honesdalo.
Judson N. Stephens, farmer, Pau
pack. Clarence Bodlo, laborer, Cherry
Ridge.
Georgo Wegst, farmer, Berlin.
Albert C. Gilpin, laborer, Dreher.
Joseph Cole, shoemaker, Texas.
Earl L. Crocker, farmer, Damascus.
Frank Scudder, farmer, Lebanon.
Geo. Ramble, farmer, Lake.
Robert Boland, laborer, Palmyra.
George Goodman, laborer, Texas.
J. E. Mandeville, foreman, Hawley.
W. J. Matthews, farmer, Clinton. -Jas.
J. Burnett, farmer, Canaan.
Colvln Schwelghofer, farmer, Da
mascus. Charles Bentley, clerk, Honesdalo.
Myron LaBarr, laborer, Mt. Pleasant.
Fred C. Dlllmuth, farmer, Dyberry.
Joseph North, farmer, Damascus.
Frank Moulter, glass-cutter, Texas.
Ernest Ludwlg, laborer, Hawley.
Graham Watts, merchant, Hones
dale. Charles Bartleson, Jr., laborer,
Dreher.
G. H. Knapp, farmer, Clinton.
W. J. Philo, farmer, Sterling.
W. H. Altomus, farmer, Salem.
S. A. Stanton, farmer, Scott.
Walter Graham, engraver, Texas.
John R. Buckingham, farmer, Da
mascus. W. H. Swingle, farmer, Lake.
Thomas O'Neill, farmer, Mt. Pleas
ant. Ellis W. Bush, farmer, Manchester.
Enos Marsh, carpenter, Honesdale.
SHERIFF'S SALE OF VALUABLE
REAL ESTATE. -By virtue of process
issued out of the Court of Common
Pleas of Wayne county, and State of
Pennsylvania, and to me directed
and delivered, I have levied on and
will expose to public sale, at the
Court House in Honesdale, on
FRIDAY, JUNE 13, 1013, 2 P. 51.
All the defendant's right, tltlo,
and Interest In the following de
scribed property viz:
All that certain lot or parcel of
land situated in the Township of
South Canaan, county of Wayno and
State of Pennsylvania, bounded and
described as follows, to wit:
Beginning at the south-west corn
er of the lot or tract of land herein
described; thenco north forty-four
degrees and two minutes west eight
hundred and twenty feet to a beech
tree corner; thence south forty-five
degrees and fifty-one minutes west
five hundred and seventy-threo feet
to a corner; thence north forty-three
degrees and forty-three minutes west
sixteen hundred and seventy-four
feet to a corner in the center of tho
public road leading to South Canaan
Corners; thence along said road
north sixty-five degrees twenty-eight
minutes east nine hundred and ninety-one
feet; thenco north sixty-one
degrees east eight hundred and one
feet to a corner In tho center of the
road; thence north slxty-nlno de
grees thlrty-nlno minutes east four
hundred and thirty-soven feet to a
corner in tho center of tho road;
thenco north sixty-seven degrees
forty-eight minutes east seven hun
dred and nine feet to a corner in the
center of tho road; thenco north
sixty-three degrees thirty-one min
utes east six hundred and threo feet
to tho center of the road; thence
south forty-three degrees llfty-slx
minutes east thirteen hundred and
fifty-six feet to a stones cornor;
thenco south forty-soven degrees and
thirteen minutes west nineteen hun
dred and twenty-five feet to a corn
er; thenco south forty-four degrees
forty-three minutes west eight hun
dred and fifty-five feet to the place
of beginning. Containing ono hun
dred and thirty-six and 86-100 acres,
be the same more or less. Being tho
same land which Leslie M. Cease et
al. by .deed dated July 21, 1911, re
corded in Wayne county D, B., No.
102, page 403, granted and convoy
ed to S. M. Hawke,
Upon said premises is a two-story
frame dwelling house, barn and oth
er out buildings, and a considerable
portion of tho land is improved.
Seized and taken in execution as
the property of S. M. Hawke at the
suit of Leslie Cease and Russell
Cease, assignees. No. 89, June
Term, 1911. Judgment, $1200. At
torney, Simons.
ALSO
FRIDAY, JUNE 13, 2:30 P. M.
AH that certain piece or parcel of
land situate In tho township of Tex
as, county of Wayno and State of
Pennsylvania, bounded and described
as follows: Beginning at tho western
sldo of the Cherry Ridge Turnpike
twenty-five feet from tho centre
thereof at a stake and on the south
side of alley No. 2, being a front
eastward of five rods on said turn
pike, and northward of eight rods
on said alley and enclosed by lines
at right angles with said turnpike
and alley and containing one-fourth
acre of land. Included with this
land is tho right and privilege of
getting water from the spring on the
lot north of the, aforesaid property
and west of tho turnpike in quantity
sufficient for one family's use. Be
ing the same parcel of land which F.
A. Doney et al. by deed dated Feb
ruary Gth, I860, and recorded in
Wayne County in Deed Book.No. 36,
page 69, granted and conveyed to
Isaac R. Schenck. Tho said Isaac R.
Schenck having died Intestate Janu
ary 28th, 1887, leaving to survive
him a widow Rebecca B. Schenck and
two children, W. P. Schenck and
Giles G. Schenck. And tho said Re
becca B. Schenck having slnco died,
the solo title to tho real estate above
described became thereupon vested
in the said W. P. Schenck and Giles
G. Schenck. On the above described
land, all of which is cleared, are ono
dwelling house, barn and out-buildings.
Reserving, nevertheless, from
the above described property, a lot
on the southerly sldo thereof convey
ed by the heirs of Isaac R. Schenck
to John F. Seellg.
Seized and taken in execution as
the property of W. P. Schenck and
Giles G. Schenck at tho suit of Hom
er Greene. No. 73, January Term,
1913. Debt, 58,000. Attorney,
Greene.
TAKE NOTICE All bids and costs
must be paid on day of salo or deeds
will not be acknowledged.
FRANK C. KIMBLE, Sheriff.
.TiitnfiTTlifst of CnSeoHtarTno,
Veln; erTroiiaataljr'.citlmfttedQn tfc&tasl of
futara cropie&thsr conaitloiu. 'Thjf ii it ww.
jrocon for eittmtlnf fijtuw valaei.v T?A't.
fcrsatton reg&raing this strrlco ftddsi;
"''rostra's ru:m BU?ii3..Ta!itttn,i7o"i
You find Tho Citizen interesting?
Well, you will And that it will grow
better and better.
JOSEPH N. WELCH
Fire
T"1 . AT IVTOT T"!...-. T
Agency in Wayne County.
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In f nvnr P I"! TodTtfln'o -dniif' bjyta
Honesdale.
J. E. HALEY
AUCTIONEER
Havo mo and save money. Wl
attend sales anywhere in State.
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