PAGE SIX THE CITIZEN, TUESDAY, MAY 27, 1913. HH niDMAfA7iMr DArr 1 , ENATOR JAMES A. O'GORJIAN of New York is Baia to be one of the ablest exponents of the gentle art of golf to bo found among the mem bers of the upper house. lie Is recognized as a master of the mysteries and intricacies of the venerable game that is at once the joy and despair of diplomats, kings and other folks. t t p o a Colonel Robert M. Thompson, the leading spirit in the annual Washington horse show, is an authority on naval matters. Ho grad uated from Annapolis in 18G8, but left the navy four years later to enter business. Since then ho has put' in most of his spare time studying naval affairs. t t v. Joseph P. Tumulty accent on the "Turn," please sec retary to rrcsident Wilson, is declared to bo the only man in Washington who has never been discovered with a grouch. Ills "turndown" smile is so sunny nnd caress ing, it is said, that job hunters frequently do not reallzo. that they have had their hopes dashed until late the next day, when the lingering luminance of the Tumultyan presence has died awny. . . . Mrs. Thomas It. Marshall, before she entered tho matrimonial state, was for four years her father's deputy -while he was clerk of tho courts of Steuben county, Ind. tl VL V, Colonel J. Hamilton Lewis, tho picturesque senator from Illinois, once came near spending sixty days in Jail. A suit he had brought in the interests of a client clashed with an injunction issued by Judge J. Otis Humphrey of Chlcngo, and that jurist sentenced tho colonel to sixty days in jail provided the suit was not withdrawn and apology made within five days. Colonel Lewis thought it over about five hours, decided that discretion was tho better part of valor, in this case at least, and gracefully acceded to the court's demands. . l H Senator Leo S. Overman of North Carolina has a pet aversion in the overfed, ovcrfondled and oftentimes un derbred canine that is frequently the chief recipient of milady's favors. Ho rarely falls to express himself forcibly on this subject when opportunity offers. coLorai, n. m. thosit- SON. SENATOR J. II. LEWIS. In addition to the many distinctions that have been, are and will bo his, Senator Olllo M. James, tho giant solon from Kentucky, shares with Dr. nar vey W. Wiley, the pure food expert, and Colonel Henry Wattcrson, the honor of determining once and for all the merits of the mint julep. Tho threo once constituted a committee who defined authoritatively for tho benefit of nn eagerly awaiting world exactly the ingredients, method of preparation, fashion of manufacture, etc., necessary to create a perfect Julep. Tho James Julep was unanimously adopted as the official one by tho committee despite the fact that Dr. Wiley himself is a teetotaler. Today's Short Story Saliie's Clever Scheme MARCIA WORTHINGTOX was tho crack swimmer of tho sea son at Crane's Beach. Rodney Temple was at Crane's Beach that summer for tho express purpose of proposing to Miss Worthlngton. He, too, was n swimmer, and many were the excursions beyond tho ropes made by tho two in company. "That's the way for a girl to get a husband," said a woman on tho over looking pavilion. "I'm going to have my daughters learn to swim. Do you see that timid girl over there watching them with tears in her eyes? She's Salllo Jones. Sho's dead gone on Tem ple, but what can sho do? Salllo hasn't a ghost of a show." But if there were tears in Saliie's eyes there wero schemes in her head. The next mall carried an order to the city for a bathing suit, and one morning Snllio appeared on tho beach arrayed in it "Why, Miss Jones," said one, "I thought you nover bathed!" "Why, Miss Jones," said another, "you'ro not going in! Bo careful. Don't lot go tho rope." Just then Templo camo down to tho beach and stood looking out over the ocean llko an Apollo. A timid voico beside him recalled him to his sur roundings. "Mr. Temple, yould you mind helping mo to tho raft when you go out this morning?" "Mind It? I'd bo delighted. Why, how how becoming n bathing suit is to you!" Then camo Miss Worthlngton, look ing for all tho world llko Diana tread ing tho sand. "Miss Jones is going out with us this morning," said Templo. Tho eyoa of tho two glris met Mar cia knew that somo game was intend ed; Salllo knew that it would bo block ed if possible. Tomplo and Salllo start ed first, and when beyond their depth Templo passed over the short spaco re maining swimming with one hand and supporting Salllo with the other. Just as he got her on to tho raft a graceful mermaid with a yard and a half of hair shining behind her swam past It was Marcin. There was no one besides Salllo on the raft, and 'Temple didn't like to leave her there; sho looked so frail, so frightened. Ho would have remain ed, but she bade him go. "Enjoy your swim," sho said in a sad voice. "But you'll bo washed off." "No; I'll hold on tight" Ho followed the mermaid, swam about with her for awhile and was floating on his back looking up at tho heavens when ho heard a scream. Turning over on his chest, ho saw tho people on the shore pointing with hor rified looks to tho raft Like n mighty sturgeon he mado a couple of dozen long strokes nnd as ho neared the raft saw Saliie's head omergo from tho depths. Sho went down again, but ho dived for her, brought her up and supported her to shallow water. There sho lay in his arms, pale, helpless, un conscious. "Poor, llttlo girl!" ho said in his heart, and a mighty interest nroso in ono whoso life ho had saved. "They say," said a girl at a social tea, "that Rodney Templo is engaged. Ho went to tho scashoro last summer to proposo to that splendid .Miss Worthlngton. Plain llttlo Salllo Jones fell off a raft. Templo rescued her, with tho result of a transfer of affec tion." "And they say," said another girl sip ping tea, "that Salllo Jones fell off the raft on purpose." THE CHIC THING. T V 'V V V '? f -ft fl. , i fr pfr .ft ift' ifr.fr Sleeves of figured silk crapo are worn with sloovcless bolero corsages. K Flowered foulards, and crepo do chlno show draped skirts and cutup effects. M Wide fringed sashes aro a pretty feature of both day and evening gowns. Right Off the Griddle KjJv it THIS sounds llko the innocent kidding Indulged In at church sociables: "You have heard the phrase 'madder than a hornet?' " "Often." "Well, what's madder than n hornet?" "Tho fellow tho hornet stung." "Haw-haw-haw!" . More. Wife I wish, dear, that you'd settle my last year's milliner's bill. I really can't sleep for thinking of it Hub Your conscience pricking you, eh? Wife Oh, no, but I need two more hats right away. K K She Gave the Number. The nervous old lady approached the porter in the sleeping car anxiously. "Oh, porter, porter, where do I sleep?" "What is tho numbah ob youah berth, ma'am?" ho asked. Sho looked at him questionlngly for a moment, then said: "I don't see what that has to do with it; but, if you must know, it is third. There were a brother and n sister born before me." I t u . Both Suited. Fond Mother How do you like your new governess, Johnny? Johnny Oh, I like her over so much. Fond Mother Why do you llko her7 Johnny Oh. sho's awful nice. Sho says sho don't caro whether I learn anything or not so long as papa pays her salary. Wisdom. Inquiring Son Papa, what is reason? Fond Parent Reason, my boy, Is that which enables a man to determine what is right. Inquiring Son And what is instinct? Fond Parent Instinct is that which tells a woman sho is right, whether sho is or not. The Limit. "And before you were married you said you would bo willing to die for mo." "I know it" "And yet you refuse to beat tho rugs?" "Sure! Dying is my limit." t . Their Haunts. "Pop, whereabouts are the man hunt ing tribes?" "They're about here, sonny, in leap year." An Old Favorite Good Night DOWNWARD sinks tho setting sun. Soft tho evening shadows fall; Light Is flying; Day Is dying; Darkness stealeth over all. Good night! Autumn garners In her stores Folson ot the fading year. Leaves are dying; Winds aro sighing, Whispering of the winter near. Good night! Youth Is vanished, manhood wanes; Ago Its forward shadow throws; Day Is dying; Years are flylna. Life runs onward to Its close. Good night! I FASHION BREVITIES. Cotton voile embroidered with small beads makes a very pretty gown for summer. Yellow silk hose nnd black satin shoes aro worn with beige or dark col ored suits. Evening gowns grow more elaborate, much cloth of gold and bugle trimming being worn. Brocaded crapo meteor is very now, soft nnd clinging and makes up into charming gowns for elderly women. Black jet beads aro being worn around tho neck nnd as coiffure dec orations. When worn In tho hair they aro attached to a baud of black tulle, broadly encircling the head and orna mented sideways or backways with a bow of tulle. Mrs. Beetle Say, Mr. Perkins, this Milk Bug That's queer. I got it milkweed Just this morning. Telling Fortunes. "Men man, poor man, beggar man, thief," Tell by your buttonB which you'll bo; "Doctor, lawyer, merchant, chief There, you'ro rich and a great M. D.I Next say, "Silk, satin, calico, rags," To choose a gown for our charming brldo. Oh, good! But of course sho would have ellk To elt by her own truo lover's side. Where shall tho happy couple live? "Big house, little house, pig pen, born." Oh, grief! In a barn 7 It can't be true! This fortune telling is all a yarn. And yet .who knows what the buttons knowT- Who knows they ore not as wise as men? Some button fortunes do come true, Bo say the rlgamarole again. H What was tho first bet ever mado? The alphabet Riddles. What is that which is often brought to the table, cut, but never eaten? A pack of cards. What flowers aro always under a per son's noso? Tulips. What is tho great est thing to take be foro singing? Breath. Why is a dress maker a decoptivo woman? Bccausoshe is not what sho scams. Why is a thief call ed a jailbird? Bo causo he's been a robin. When is a blow from a lady rather pleasant? When she strikes you agreeably. God's Acre. Tho old Teutonic term, God's ocro, as applied to tho last resting place of tho human body, is the exqulslto thomo of ono of Longfellow's most beautiful poems. Tho field or aero of God con tains tho seed which shall ripen after a tlmo into splendid harvest. Tho name cemetery also signifies merely tho place whero ono may Ho slumber ing for a tlmo beforo tho cqming of tho dawn and tho sounding of tho great trumpet. , . K tt His Error. "Say, uncle, do you know Bill Stick era?' "Know Bill' Stickers? No. Why?" "Becauso there's a notice on tho wall outside paying be will bo prose cuted." Boy's Own Paper. milk Is bitter. fresh from tho GRAND JURORS. John Nonnenmacher, farmer, Berlin. Mllos Keesler, Farmer, Lake. Elbert Swingle, farmer, South Ca naan. Georgo Kohr, farmer, Palmyra. Victor Meszler, laborer, Honesdale. Howard Bea, glass-cuttor, Texas. Otto i.aubnor, clerk, Honesdalo. John Corcoran, glass-cutter, Hawley. Georgo 'N. Musters, farmer, Salem. Robert Batten, laborer, Waymart. Warren Hinds, farmer, Sterling. Wm. D. Curtis, farmer, Lake. Chas. Bryant, farmer, Cherry Ridge. C. R. Glllow, teacher, Manchester. Robert Kennedy, farmer, Lebanon. R. W. Kimble, farmer, Dyberry. David L. Sanford, farmer, Preston. Henry Kntewasser, farmer, Scott. Lyman Kennedy, farmer, So. Canaan David Hopkins, farmer, Clinton. Peter Murphy, farmer, Mt. Pleasant. Wm. J. Ward, cashier, Honesdalo. Edward Fasshauer, clerk, Texas. Howard Burke, farmer, Damascus. TRAVERSE JURORS. Charles C. Brown, carpenter, Texas. H. S. Goodnough, laborer, Scott Enoch Adams, farmer, Lehigh. George Beers, laborer, Dyberry. Daniel McGee, farmer, Buckingham. Wm. H. Gaston, laborer, Damascus. J. E. Tiffany, merchant, Mt. Pleasant. Archbald Hine, laborer, Preston. G. W. Dershlmor, laborer, South Ca naan. M. H. Harloe, farmer, Salem. Georgo Hoffman, laborer, Hawley. Lewis E. Haynes, farmer, Starrucca. Carlton Brooks, farmer, Berlin. Otis Highhouse, laborer, Oregon. Grant Caffery, laborer, Manchester. J. M. Lyons, engineer, Honesdalo. Judson N. Stephens, farmer, Pau pack. Clarence Bodlo, laborer, Cherry Ridge. Georgo Wegst, farmer, Berlin. Albert C. Gilpin, laborer, Dreher. Joseph Cole, shoemaker, Texas. Earl L. Crocker, farmer, Damascus. Frank Scudder, farmer, Lebanon. Geo. Ramble, farmer, Lake. Robert Boland, laborer, Palmyra. George Goodman, laborer, Texas. J. E. Mandeville, foreman, Hawley. W. J. Matthews, farmer, Clinton. -Jas. J. Burnett, farmer, Canaan. Colvln Schwelghofer, farmer, Da mascus. Charles Bentley, clerk, Honesdalo. Myron LaBarr, laborer, Mt. Pleasant. Fred C. Dlllmuth, farmer, Dyberry. Joseph North, farmer, Damascus. Frank Moulter, glass-cutter, Texas. Ernest Ludwlg, laborer, Hawley. Graham Watts, merchant, Hones dale. Charles Bartleson, Jr., laborer, Dreher. G. H. Knapp, farmer, Clinton. W. J. Philo, farmer, Sterling. W. H. Altomus, farmer, Salem. S. A. Stanton, farmer, Scott. Walter Graham, engraver, Texas. John R. Buckingham, farmer, Da mascus. W. H. Swingle, farmer, Lake. Thomas O'Neill, farmer, Mt. Pleas ant. Ellis W. Bush, farmer, Manchester. Enos Marsh, carpenter, Honesdale. SHERIFF'S SALE OF VALUABLE REAL ESTATE. -By virtue of process issued out of the Court of Common Pleas of Wayne county, and State of Pennsylvania, and to me directed and delivered, I have levied on and will expose to public sale, at the Court House in Honesdale, on FRIDAY, JUNE 13, 1013, 2 P. 51. All the defendant's right, tltlo, and Interest In the following de scribed property viz: All that certain lot or parcel of land situated in the Township of South Canaan, county of Wayno and State of Pennsylvania, bounded and described as follows, to wit: Beginning at the south-west corn er of the lot or tract of land herein described; thenco north forty-four degrees and two minutes west eight hundred and twenty feet to a beech tree corner; thence south forty-five degrees and fifty-one minutes west five hundred and seventy-threo feet to a corner; thence north forty-three degrees and forty-three minutes west sixteen hundred and seventy-four feet to a corner in the center of tho public road leading to South Canaan Corners; thence along said road north sixty-five degrees twenty-eight minutes east nine hundred and ninety-one feet; thenco north sixty-one degrees east eight hundred and one feet to a corner In tho center of the road; thence north slxty-nlno de grees thlrty-nlno minutes east four hundred and thirty-soven feet to a corner in tho center of tho road; thenco north sixty-seven degrees forty-eight minutes east seven hun dred and nine feet to a corner in the center of tho road; thenco north sixty-three degrees thirty-one min utes east six hundred and threo feet to tho center of the road; thence south forty-three degrees llfty-slx minutes east thirteen hundred and fifty-six feet to a stones cornor; thenco south forty-soven degrees and thirteen minutes west nineteen hun dred and twenty-five feet to a corn er; thenco south forty-four degrees forty-three minutes west eight hun dred and fifty-five feet to the place of beginning. Containing ono hun dred and thirty-six and 86-100 acres, be the same more or less. Being tho same land which Leslie M. Cease et al. by .deed dated July 21, 1911, re corded in Wayne county D, B., No. 102, page 403, granted and convoy ed to S. M. Hawke, Upon said premises is a two-story frame dwelling house, barn and oth er out buildings, and a considerable portion of tho land is improved. Seized and taken in execution as the property of S. M. Hawke at the suit of Leslie Cease and Russell Cease, assignees. No. 89, June Term, 1911. Judgment, $1200. At torney, Simons. ALSO FRIDAY, JUNE 13, 2:30 P. M. AH that certain piece or parcel of land situate In tho township of Tex as, county of Wayno and State of Pennsylvania, bounded and described as follows: Beginning at tho western sldo of the Cherry Ridge Turnpike twenty-five feet from tho centre thereof at a stake and on the south side of alley No. 2, being a front eastward of five rods on said turn pike, and northward of eight rods on said alley and enclosed by lines at right angles with said turnpike and alley and containing one-fourth acre of land. Included with this land is tho right and privilege of getting water from the spring on the lot north of the, aforesaid property and west of tho turnpike in quantity sufficient for one family's use. Be ing the same parcel of land which F. A. Doney et al. by deed dated Feb ruary Gth, I860, and recorded in Wayne County in Deed Book.No. 36, page 69, granted and conveyed to Isaac R. Schenck. Tho said Isaac R. Schenck having died Intestate Janu ary 28th, 1887, leaving to survive him a widow Rebecca B. Schenck and two children, W. P. Schenck and Giles G. Schenck. And tho said Re becca B. Schenck having slnco died, the solo title to tho real estate above described became thereupon vested in the said W. P. Schenck and Giles G. Schenck. On the above described land, all of which is cleared, are ono dwelling house, barn and out-buildings. Reserving, nevertheless, from the above described property, a lot on the southerly sldo thereof convey ed by the heirs of Isaac R. Schenck to John F. Seellg. Seized and taken in execution as the property of W. P. Schenck and Giles G. Schenck at tho suit of Hom er Greene. No. 73, January Term, 1913. Debt, 58,000. Attorney, Greene. TAKE NOTICE All bids and costs must be paid on day of salo or deeds will not be acknowledged. FRANK C. KIMBLE, Sheriff. .TiitnfiTTlifst of CnSeoHtarTno, Veln; erTroiiaataljr'.citlmfttedQn tfc&tasl of futara cropie&thsr conaitloiu. 'Thjf ii it ww. jrocon for eittmtlnf fijtuw valaei.v T?A't. fcrsatton reg&raing this strrlco ftddsi; "''rostra's ru:m BU?ii3..Ta!itttn,i7o"i You find Tho Citizen interesting? Well, you will And that it will grow better and better. JOSEPH N. WELCH Fire T"1 . AT IVTOT T"!...-. T Agency in Wayne County. rmnn, OnnnmA Ann.. 1fnnnnl T1..I1, In f nvnr P I"! TodTtfln'o -dniif' bjyta Honesdale. J. E. HALEY AUCTIONEER Havo mo and save money. Wl attend sales anywhere in State. Address WAYMART, PAXR. D. 3) ttimtriannrmimtnitittmiittmmmc n MARTIN CAUFIELD Designer and Man- ARTISTIC MEMORIALS Office and Works 1036 MAIN ST. HONESDALE, PA.