THE CITIZEN, FRIDAY, JUNE 21, 1912. PAGE SEVEN (JJxS$j$$-5s3s$$sj HOW COACH FRE8HMEN TO ROW. RICE TEACHES Coach Jim nice of the Colum bia crowa hns nn original wny of teaching freshmen how to row. IIo hnd been megaphoning n few plain truths at his boatload of youngsters on tho Hudson the other afternoon from the coach ing launch when ho caught sight of one oarsman "feathering un der." "Ucy, No. 15." called IUce, "get your oar out of tho water sooner. You'll scrape nil tho paint off the blade If you don't look out." JOHNSON MODEST HERO. Washington's Great Pitcher Never Has Had Enlarged Cranium. The average ball player whose ability such as to make him stand out from his team luiitoi soldoni Is popular with them, for the reason that he considers himself abow them. With a few ex- i sr 'i is. '4 sr.- m .&.ZA i Photo by American Press Association. WALTER JOUNSON. ceptlons star ball players usually bring about a condition on a team which proves dertlmental to Its success. Walter Johnson, however, Is a playei who differs from most stars In this re Bpect. Were It left to a vote of the players he would be unanimously chosen as the most popular man on the team, and it's all because of tho Ideal disposition of the young man who holds the distinction of being tho great est pitcher in tho game today. Johnson's success has never affected his head. lie Is wearing the same sized hat today that he wore when ho reported to the club from Welser, Ida. He does not consider himself above obeying orders and never objects to anything he Is told to do. But, best of all, Walter Is loyal to his team and his team mates. He roots bard for tho other pitchers and has never been known to complain when errors have lost him a ball game. CANTILLON'S ECCENTRICS. Former Senator Leader Has a Bunch of "Bugs." Tho average man In charge of a ball team tries to steer clear of eccentric ball players, but there Is one excep tion to this rule, Joe Cantlllon. It Is questionable if there was ever e team which numbered among Its members as many Individuals who, In tho parlance of the game, are called "bugs." as are to be found ou Cantll lon's Minneapolis team this season. Waddell, Altlzer and Ferris are but three of his players who are, to sny tho least, peculiar, but thero are oth ers, including Itossmnn, onco a star with the Tigers. Cantlllon seems to delight in gathering about him this class of players and, peculiarly enough, ho seems to have made up another winning combination in this way. ZINN A NATURAL HITTER. New York Outfielder Looks Like a Coming Star. Eddie Zlnn, the young outfielder of tho Now York Highlanders, is one of tho most promising players possessed by any club in the country. The ninu ncr in which ho is banging out hits lately right, left and center is a cau tion, and if he keeps up tho good work It will not he long before ho cnJoj-8 a nlcho in tho slugging ranks occupied by bucIi men as Speaker, Meyers, Don lln, Cobb, Wagner, Lajolo nnd Ilakor. Gregg's Delivery Like Waddell's. In Manager Davis' opinion, south paw pitcher Gregg's delivery Is nn ex lit duplicate of Waddell at his best Glad Hubby Was In Jail. Captain Charles Edwards of tho Wal nut street police station was sitting in his olllco tho othrr evening when a negro woman entered his olllco with n mnn whom the captain had seen beforo In tow. "Excuse tne for taking your time, Mr. Olllcer, but I wants to know is this tho man that you-all had in Jail last Satur day nlplit and Sunday. You see. ho fnlled to come home and told me ho had been locked up 1 guessed right nwny he deevatcd from tile gospel truth nnd brought him right down hero with me to prove It to him." "1 rogrot to say. madam, but ho was our special guest over Sunday." nn sworcd Captnln Edwards. "Oh, Znch, my dear boy, will you Vcr forgive mo for not bellevin' you? I don't care how many times you are arrested. Jut so's I knows whero you Is." said the negress ns she fell on Zarh's neck, begging forgiveness. Kansas City Journal. a . n . HAf A 111 a r n msm, - - LAR IN CINCINNATI. Tl-e Impossible Ideal. That f Ilmv In tho plcturo nd. Hp enure me refrret. It often lon c me stranKcly sad That h 1 ve ever met. A stunnlnc n;iit of clothes ho wears; Ho shaves hlmrelf with sloe. No matter whero I look, he stares Contentedly at mo. Ho ents nil kinds of breakfast food; Ho smokes nil kinds of weed; Ho strikes n graceful attltudo And bids you pauso nnd rend. That plcturo fellow haunts mo still And leaves mo feeling grim. For, buy nnd stiURglo ns I will, X cannot look llko him! Washington Star. llcfcronco has been made to 'jl tho fact that Umpire Carpenter X Is now in the twelfth year of ', $ service with the Southern league. ; S Hank O'Dny umpired lift con " " years for the National league nnd jj continuously. Hob Emslle has ',11 T been a Nntlonnl league umpire ' still longer. Apropos of O'Day. $ his success ns 11 mnnager this '$ Ij) year makes him the most popu- & g lnr and revered man in Cliiein- natl, but he hasn't nlwnys been $ so regarded there. Soon after J' !:! Hank began umpiring in the Nn- tlonal league hi was officiating jjj :. in n ltaltimoro-Cinclnnatl game. : Frank Dwyer was pitching nnd an Oriole bunted the ball. Hank ? made tracks for first base, think- ' & Ing there would be n play there. . I nut Dwyer caught tho bunt on 'Z I ; the lly. Hank didn't see that. 'X, and he called the batter safe at JV ' first base. Up to n short while ! a ago they were still harping on i-5 that nilxtnko of O'Day's In Cln- clnnnti. However, there never I $ was a bettor umpire thnn O'Day, ? ; X and n few loots can be forgiven ', .& him. g Paternal Pride. A northern Missouri justice of the peace, whoso fence mnrks tho bound ary between Missouri and Iown, Is much Impressed with his position. One day ho saw his son and the hired man fighting and ran toward them shouting: "Cease, In the name of the state of Missouri!" Just then the combatants crashed through the fence, and the old man halted. "Give It to him, son!" he whooped. "I've lost my Jurisdiction." Every body's Mngazine.. Looked Like It. They were looklug at tho canvases on exhibition In tho nrtlst's studio. "Does this one represent a real land scape?" Inquired tho portly gentleman with tho double chin. "Yes, sir," answered tho artist; "that rude shack in tho foreground is a moonshiner's cabin in the Tennesseo mountains." "Oh, yes; this must bo tho painting called 'Still Life' in the catalogue." Chicago Tribune. "And Good In Everything." I must search for some good; with a wide open mind In tho things I dislike, of all types. So I'm going to mako a strong effort to find Some virtue In calabash pipes. Peoria Herald-Transcript. Mouthpieces. "I object to tho use of dummy direc tors who do simply what they aro told." "Well," replied Mr. Dustln Stax, "1 don't know that a dummy director Is any more helpless as a personal quan tity than an Instructed delegate or a member of an electoral college." Washington Star. Never Tested. "I used to think I would know Just how to manage my wife when I got her." "Has your system proved to be a fail ure?" "No; tho system may be all light, as far ns I know. Sho has never let me try It." Chicago Record-Herald. When We Will Admit It "I am much overrated, I admit It," said Bill Snook. "And I deny what's stated In the tax assessor's book." Cincinnati Enquirer. Where Walls Have Ears. 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It tells how to mate, to set eggs, to hatch, to feed and care for the young, to prevent sickness, to fatten, and how to make a turkey-ranch PA Y. int I Photo by American Press Association. ABEL, KIVIAT. seconds made by "Pony" Wilson of England Juno 30, 1008, at tho tryouts for tho Eugllsh Olympic team. In tho recent race Klvlat defeated such stars us Mel Sheppard, Oscar Eledlund nnd Frank Itlley. Many close followers of Uio gaino who thronged tho Infield nverred they witnessed some slashing races In years gone by. but nothing compared with Klvlat's great running. lie sprinted tbe last -00 ynrds. Klvlat didn't do much all win ter, but now that ho has got Into his stride It will take u man of the caliber of J. P. Jones of Cornell to mnke him bow to defeat. IIo Is better than ever. ANDRE G0BERT COMING. French Tennis Champ Anxious to Play Americans. Andro II. Gobert, tho French cham. plon and holder of tho English cover ed court title, Is still keen ou visiting America this season. 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