THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 3, 1010.
THE CITIZEN
rcBuenKD kvkrt wkhhibday ard miDAT by
THE C1TIZKN rCBLISHIKO COMfANY.
Entered ns second-clnps ninttor, nt the post
oltlce. Honesdale. I'n.
SUBSCRIPTION
K. B. IIAKDKNUKHOH. PHKSIDKNT
W. W. WOOD. - MANAGEK AND SKC'Y
HILLIAKD HllUCK - EDITOR
DIRECTORS:
C. H. DORFMNflER. M. B. ALLEN.
HKNRY WILSON. E. B. IIARIIESBEROH.
W. W. WOOD.
AVEDNESDAY, AUGUST , 1010.
KEI'UHLICAN TICKET.
Kor Governor
JOHN K. TENER.
For Lieutenant Governor
JOHN M. REYNOLDS.
Secretary of lnternnl Affairs
HENRY HOUCK.
State Treasurer
CHAS. F. WRIGHT.
For Congress,
C. C. PRATT.
For State Senator,
WINFRED D. LEWIS.
confront the first citizen of Ohio.! It la our Impression that tho Sac- -M-f-f f -f-f-t-f-t-t-f -f-t-M-t-t-f-f-t-t-f-H-f
Ho was lleutennnt-governor when nmoro Hill hay crop wbb up to snuft
ASA S. BUSHNELL was governor! 1,1,8 ycan
and MARK IIANNA was national
chairman and a senator. His ac
quaintance with able Ohio men, not
excluding WILLIAM McKINLEY,
has been Intimate; his knowledge of
There will be a prlso for the big
gest family at Lake Lodore Aug.
3. Col. Roosevelt going to bo
there to award It?
Though Brvan lost In Nebraska ho
Ohio affairs has been extensive and i won jn Pennsylvania that Is, his me
I men dominated the third ticket con
1)C ! ventlon in Philadelphia. The Bryan
i finger In the third ticket pie will
not help Mr. Berry nnd his col
leagues n whole lot, either.
RIGHT OFF THE BAT,
M-f M-4-M--f
The only man that ever paid mo
a weather bet was Emmerson Gam-
met. He brought me a bag of
peanuts when he lost. That's more
than any man ever did before for
'Squlro Smith.
COUNTY.
Representative,
H. C. JACKSON.
THE MISTAKE OF MR. BERRY.
The third party men put up the
strongest gubernatorial timber they
had when they took WILLIAM H.
BERRY to top their ticket, and our
principal regret at the nomination
is that a really able and vigorous
man should permit himself to be
boosted for the great ofllce of gov
ernor of Pennsylvania by a com
bination of Democratic and Repub
Hnnn soreheads. He knows, of
course, that he cannot hope for any
thing more than a very nominal
percentage of the votes he would
need to be elected, but he evident
ly does not realize that by lending
his name to this bilious movement
to cut the vote of Mr. TENER and
Mr. GRIM, the regular nominees of
their resnectlve parties, he is
courting the contempt of every cltl
zen who hates to listen to the
whine of the political welcher.
Independent Democrats, It ap
pears, think Mr. BRYAN, the man
so thoroughly licked and lambasted
in his own state of Nebraska, had
too much representation at Phila
delphia, and the GUFFEY loan in
cident, a feature of the campaign
that cannot be wiped out by any
amount of sweet talk about the
necessity of Mr. BERRY'S borrow
ing money to expose the so-styled
capltol graft, must cost the third
ticket candidate hundreds, perhaps
thousands of votes. A few cold wa
ter men, we fancy, may vote for
Mr. BERRY in preference to their
own nominee, but the bulk of the
ballots he receives will come from
men that are knifing Mr. TENER
and Mr. GRIM out of sheer per
sonal disappointment and cussed
ness, and such support as theirs is
not of the kind that swells the
chests of honest men with the pride
that won't lie down.
Mr. BERRY may In some ways
be better than the element that has
put his name at the head of the
third ticket which is bound to fin
ish third, but we are forced to re
cord our conviction that a man
ordinarily sensible has made a po
litical blunder that Is bound to
send him back to his brickyards for
the balance of his days.
thorough.
Mr. HARDING deserves to
elected. We believe that If he keeps
out of the BALLINGER-PINCHOT
shindy, which wo happen to know
has done Mr. TAFT moro harm than
good in Ohio, ho will be tho next
governor of the Buckeye state. But
he should keep Mr. GARFIELD and
Mr. FORAKER off the stump In
every one of tho 88 counties. Neith
er of them can do him nny good.
Either of them would be likely to do
his candidacy appreciable harm.
JIM GARFIELD has his friends
and FIRE ALARM JOE, the Inde
fatigable champion of tho discharged
black battalion of Brownsville, has
his friends; but GARFIELD or
FORAKER on the stump would
kindle again the fierce fires of 1908.
when TAFT and FORAKER nnd AR
THUR VORYS and CHARLIE DICK
fought hard enough to make possi
ble the election of JUDSON HAR
MON as governor. Gov. HARMON,
the best Democratic governor a Mid
dle Western state has ever had, will
he a hard man to defeat, especially
In view of the fnct that another term
at Columbus would mean a White
House nomination in 1912, and no
such breaks as GARFIELD and
FORAKER endorsement would be
should bo permitted to jeopardize
Mr. HARDING'S chances In this un
commonly Important state election.
What a fool Is that Chicago
preacher who says moro kisses would
mean fewer divorces! Doesn't the
clerical chump know that lots of di
vorce fires aro lighted when one
man finds his should-bc better halfj
has been Hobsonized by some other
man?
The best way to stop the naked
bathing nuisance In the two rivers
would bo to print the names of tho
tightlcss bathers nnd tho shameless
women onlookers. That would put
tho lid on this disgusting practice
In short order. Buel Dodge.
I Can endorse all that Dr. Searles
has said about the charms of Billy
Block's little hotel In Equlnunk.
It Is n fine, clean little house,
where visitors from Honcsdalo nnd
elsewhere are always suro of fine
food nnd fine treatment. I was up
that wny within a week and I know.
Herbert Bassett.
The Greater Honcsdalo Board of
Trade has an ambitious title and an
extending field. And the men thnt
have the most to say about the
conduct of its affairs are tho boys "e in a long laugh. The
that are colnc to make the Board's new man on tne uiuzen Heard me
Influence forcefully felt from this caned uonen oy me uoys ana ne
time out. Remember that! tnougnt uonen was my rigm name.
He told me no was about to put it
You can call mo the Eric kid If "i the paper mat .Mr. uonen, a
vou want to. for I shall follow the traveling salesman from Easton,
main line of the Er e from Now wns nere 10 see uie irnue wnen
York to Buffnlo," says Capt. Tommy somebody tipped him off and told
TinliUvln Into nf HpmtiRtnnil PlninH him my real
and a hundred county fairgrounds O'Connell.
beside. Would he get sore If a brass
band should send aloft the old-time
strain "For I'm the Bully of the
Erie Dike" as his "Red Devil" goes
by on Its wny to St. Louis?
Very Short Court Session Monday.
There was not much doing In
court Mondny. All the business
was transacted in a few hours.
Rule granted Fred Parrish on
petition of Lena Parrish to show
cause why he should not give bond
to Insure payment of alimony of J5
a week, ns directed by Judge Purdy.
Mnrgarctha B. Stcgncr appointed
guardian of Jacob Stcgncr, n person
adjudged to be of weak mind.
R. W. Murphy appointed burgess
of Hawley to fill the unexpired term
of William C. Ames, deceased.
Petition of Cnrollno DeGroat for
appointment of guardian for Roscna
Vogel, a person of feeble mind.
After hearing, L. B. Guckcnbergor
appointed guardian.
James M. Flnnaghan vs. Mary Mc
Dermott. It nppcarlng thnt James
Flnnaghan nnd Pntrlck Flanaghnn
cannot be found, publication Is ordered.
Ordered by tho court that when
the revision of the rules of court Is
rompleted by the committee having
the same In charge, the rules as re
vised ho transcribed in duplicate for
filing for tho chnlrman and for the
printer, to bo paid for by the county.
Bond of Christine Bauman guar
dian of Join Bauman, a person of
weak mind, approved.
OUR STORE WILL BE CLOSED
WEDNESDAY NOON, AUG. SI, ON
ACCOUNT OF MERCHANTS' DAY
AT LAKE liODOHE.
name Robert J.
Bradford isn't the only county In
which rural mail carriers are having
supervisors picked up for not obey
ing the road law. Brookfleld, Tioga
county, supervisors have just paid
a fine of flC.CO for not removing
the loose stones from the road, and
there are said to be more to follow.
Let the good work hustle!
Lnke Ariel is a fine place to stop
in the summer time. The scenery
is beautiful and the nights and
mornings, no matter how much you
swelter In town, are delightfully
The time Trenton needed the cur- cool. When I nm at my cottage at
few law was the night the last legis- the lake I can forget all about
lature went out of business the those knocks I get in the Carbon-
night when booze Mowed down the dale Leader about my baseball days
aisles like tho water of the Delaware In Honesdale a few years ago. But
river and fast women In the gallery I can say that I never had anything
executed high kicks and sang "I'd to do with Sunday games. The
Leave My Happy Home for You." Sunday game has never appealed to
The Jersey capital Is tame now the me. I got enough sport out of the
lawmakers of the state of trusts and game week days to last me over
Tho state department of agri
culture has ordered a dozen actions
brought against dealers and makers
of patented cattle feeds which have
failed to show tho required amounts
of nutritive properties required by
the state law. The action will he
brought In Lancaster, York, Jeffer
son and other counties.
GINGERSNAPS.
The best way to judge a girl Is by
the company she refuses to keep.
Now, after all, was the Allentown
convention any more of a joke than
the Philadelphia convention?
large mosquitoes have gone home.
It is 48 hours, more or less, since
the Pittsburg dateline has led a sen
sational story across the threshold
of publicity. We suggest that Wil
Ham Ellis Corey and his dear Ma
belle come home, or that Harry Thaw
be given a vacation from Matteawan
to visit boyhood scenes, or that the
Andy Hartje divorce case be re
opened, or that Andy Carnegie be
chased around the block a couple of
times by another clever she-devil of
Sunday. Leave that to your uncle
Dudley. Nick Spencer.
DEXTER'S IN JAIL
ennui- even in the hot days of mid
summer.
And it appears that the "skin-'
tight" bather Is known In the Lacka
waxen as well as In the Dyberry.
The third party will come in
third unless tho cold water ticket
should happen to slip into that
place.
The statement is hazarded that
Mr. Tener, a diamond star of note
once on a time, has got the opposi
tion all balled up.
It's a tough job for the political
writers of the city dailies to ask Col.
Guffey and Mr. Berry about those
loans of not so very long ago.
We reckon Alico can live without
taking in washing for awhile. An
other legacy to Nick Longworth's
wife will yield an Income of ?5,300
a year.
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KEYSTONE PRESS.
LADIES' WAISTS
and
Summer Gowns
You'll be amplyable to
dress as you want to, if
you take advantage of
buying Summer Suits.
Sore Throat
Dresses and Waists at
Our Store at Mid-Summer
Clearing Prices.
One of tho four days of Montrose
fair will bo Old Home day. Of
course, Old Homo week would bo
better, but the sample this year may
be so good that another year tho
whole article will bo demanded.
Tho Wayne county huckleberry
pie of August is easy to describe. It
looks like tho kind mother used to
make, and it tastes like more of the
kind any good cook can furnish.
The Honesdale bail team sported
four days among the toney summer
trade across the river In Sullivan
county and lived to tell tho tale.
No wonder tho rocks and brickbats
and cusswords of our Carbondale
cousins fall to fenze 'em!
THE FIGHT ON IN OHIO.
Tho Ohio Republicans were wise
when they put up the Hon. WAR
REN G. HARDING for governor of
tho Buckeye stato. He Is a strong,
clean, Intelligent and progressive
man. He knows moro In five mln
utos than silly little NICK LONG
WORTH, the most notable son-in-law
In this country, has been able
to learn In tho whole nlne-nnd-thlrty
years the Hon. NICK has been mean
dering through this complicated and
contradictory world. He Is quite as
popular as JAMES R. GARFIELD
and quite as strenuous as THEO
DORE E. BURTON, tho man TOM
JOHNSON gavo such a fearful and
wonderful Waterloo when tho rivers
and harbors advocato tried to bo
elected mayor of Cleveland. Ho Is
at tho head of an Influential Repub
lican newspaper tho Marlon Star
Is ono of tho best journals, viewed
from tho standpoint of an editorial
page, that can bo found in any small
city of tho Mlddlo west and ho has
long been In touch with tho most
important and touchy problems that
I Mr. Bryan, the crops on that for
I tilo farm at Fairview are calling for
you. Thnt C,500 buzz wagon which
can skim the clay roads of tho Platto
country Is Itching for exercise. Tho
duckshooting is not yet over down
there at Lake Surprise. It Is possi
ble there aro articles for tho Com
moner to bo written and proofs from
tho ofllce of tho Saturday Evening
Post for you to revlso. Cut out tho
politics and settlo down to some Job
In which you have somo small lota
of a chanco to succeed.
CHARGED WITH BEING ONE
OF SEVEN THAT BROKE CAR
AT HAWLEY AND GOT LOT OF
BEER ONE JULY NIGHT.
Attorney Herman Harmes of Haw
the Cassle Chadwlck proportions. It ley, who procured two out of Chaun
won t do to have the great Amen- cey Tyler s four confessions as
can scandal factory droop with to the car-breaking and beer-steal
ing In the West Hawley yards the
night of Friday, July 1, came to
Honesdale Friday bearing a release
from the bondsman of Lewis Dex
ter, another of the young men held
by Justice Ammerman of Hawley
Mrs. Smith, a friend of the accused
man's family, went his bail at the
The corn crop is safe and the time of the hearing, but later she
Delaware peach crop is to oe tre- decided to take no chances.
menuous. wurran. ine umes. Justice Smith ssued a warrant
and County Detective Snencer went
Bacon is now selling up around to Hawley on the 2.50 train and got
28 cents a pound. Mr. Johnson was Dexter, who was brought to Hones
indeed a lucky chap to be able to dale ia a team that night. He was
bring that piece home from neno. put in jail.
Johnstown Tribune. Lieut. Guy Ralph of tho Erie no
lice, whom Detective Snencer
We may be unduly excited, but I)ected Saturday, got to Honesdale
this weather reminds us of the place jionday on the 9.50 Delaware &
to which the Democratic party has Hudson trnln from Dunmore, where
gone, according to David U. Hill. he makes his headquarters. He is
Philadelphia inquirer. still looking up the Hawley cases
and will be in that place, he says,
Miss Helen Daram graduated at not later than Wednesday. He tel
Ottawa last week. Charles F. Na- ephoned from the courthouse to Sta
tion of Greensfleld, Neb., offers to tion Agent Palmer to have the
marry the right sort of a girl. We freight clerk get a bill of the stolen
share the opinion of most married beer, which was shipped from Scran
men that here's a flno chance for an ton. This will have to go before
ominous un'on! Harrlsburg Tele- the grand Jury, which meets Oct
graph. 10. Tho third man to hear the Ty
ler confession made In the cell at
Women who feel regret that their Hawley to Dectectlve Snencer and
means will not permit them to Join "Long" Kelly, the Erie olllcer, was
the army of travelers now on the At- sent for to tell Lieut. Ralph what
lantlc highway and heading for Paris he heard. Detective Spencer sat
and London, where they expect to through this interview.
replenish their wardrobes, may bo Lieut. Ralph took the 12.25 train
comforted iu tho fact, well known to for Scranton
those who cross often, that tho most "Wo shall eventually got all that
fascinating shops In tho world are to ininch," he said.
be found right hero at home, and tho Out of the seven, Tyler and Dex
things for sale in them aro not only tor aro In Jail and Bill Riley, Joo
Just as handsome and as stylish as Kelly and Olllo Wright aro out on
those found In shops nbroad, but ball. C. W. Wright, father of
they are to be bought for less mon- Ollie, went ball for the latter, who,
ey. With every year of American according to Tyler's confessions Nos
Invasion into foreign countries the y and -I, wasn't in tho Job nt all
prices have soared a trillo higher, Wright Is also charged with highway
until now, unless ono crosses out of robbery
season during tho winter, between
Colds, CoiirIis, Croup nnd Catarrh
Relieved in Two Minutes.
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Breathe Hyomel.
Have yoii catarrh?
Breathe Hyomel.
Have you a cough?
Have you a cold?
Breathe Hyomei.
Hyomel is the best remedy for all
nose, throat and lung troubles. It
does not contain any cocaine or mor
phine and all that Is necessary Is to
breathe It through the little black
pocket Inhaler that comes with each
outfit.
A complete outfit costs only $1.00
at druggists everywhere and at G.
W. Pell's and Hyomel Is guaranteed
to cure catarrh, croup, coughs, colds,
sore throat and bronchitis or money
back. A Hyomel Inhaler lasts a
lifetime and extra bottles of Hyomel
can be obtained from druggists for
only 50 cents. Sample of Hyomel
and booklet, fee. Address Booth's
Hyomel Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Sun Umbrellas and
Parasols
will be very much needed during
the hot weather. Our entire
stock to go at great reduction.
Jabots and Collars
Also come in for such attract
ions. "We are showing an im
mense line from 10c. upwards.
KATZ BROS.
ESTABLISHED 1830
THE OLDEST BANK INWAYNE COUNTY
THE
HONESDALE NATIONAL
BANK
CAPITAL,
SURPLUS
TOTAL ASSETS
$ 150,000.00
241,711.00
1,902,000.00
Once more wo invito Bellefonto
nnd Tltusvlllo and other places that
contemplato Old Homo week celebra
tions to call around and talk with
the men and women that mado
Honesdale's 1909 colebratlon such a
rousing pralso winner. You may
safely gnmhlo your last solitary sou
no small Pennsylvania town is going
to handle an Old Homo week nny
moro smoothly and successfully than
wo did. Why go to Stroudsburg to
get ideas? Why, bless tho good If
not great soul of any Doubting
Thomas who chances to ask you
nbout it, thoy haven't learned tho
A B C of this Old Homo week busi
ness down there In tho Water Gap
village. Thoy didn't oven know
enough to tlo up tho pretty girls at
ter tho fashion so popularized by the
Old Homo of these diggings.
October and May, when goods fall to
rational prices again, It does not
pay to shop at all except for tho
fow articles which cannot bo found
at home. Allentown Cnll.
Mrs. Clarence Wright is visiting
C'arbondnlo relatives.
CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as
they cannot reach tho seat of tho
Catarrh Is a blood or con-
WE ARE AFTER YOU !
You have more or less banking business. Possibly it
is with us, such being the case you know something of our
service, but if not a patron would it not be well for you to
become one ?
I OUR SAVINGS DEPARTMENT
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old nnd the young, the rich and the poor,
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IT RECEIVES DEPOSITS OF $1.00 AND UP
and allows three per cent, interest annually. Interest will bejpnid from
the first of any month on all deposits made on or before the 10th of the
month provided buch deposits remain three calendar months or longer.
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r ANDKKW THOMPSON
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KDYVIN F. TOUREY
CASHIER.
AMSKKT C. LINDSAY
AfcMSTAST CASHIER
Wilkes-Barro is bound to get even
with Scranton somo day and keeps disease
at it all tho time. Hero's what ono stitutional disease, and In order to
of tho Wllkes-Barro papers said: cure it you must toko lnternnl reme-
"Scrantonlnns who think thoy can dies. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken
come to tho Diamond City and ex- Internally, nnd acts directly on tho
nnrtnrato unon our sidewalks aro blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's
badlv mistaken nnd a violation of the Catarrh Curo is not a quack medl
nntl-expectoratlng act, if Special Of- cine. It was prescribed by ono of
fleer Mills is around, may prove rath- tho best physicians in this country
er costly. On Tuesday Frank Brnn- for years and Is a regular prescrlp
ning of Scranton camo to this city tlori. It is composed of tho best
nnd oxnectorated directly in front of tonics known, combined with tho
Officer Mills. It took tho latter but best blood purifiers, nctlng directly
a fow minutes to escort Brnnnlng to on tho mucous surfnees. Tho per
tho ofllco of Aldorman Pollock nnd feet combination of tho two ingred
after a hearing tho Scrnntonlan wbb ionts is what produces such won-
pnmnnllod to nav a flno of $1 and derfui results in curing catarrii
costs." Wo don't want Wllkes-Barro Send for testimonials freo,
to Blieht us. and if our splttors visit F. J. CHENEY & CO.,
thnt town wo bono tho polico will Toledo, O,
show no partiality but will fix them Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
tho same as they did tho Scranton Take Hall's Family pills for con-
man. Carbondalo Leader. stlpatlon
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