Are You Weary? Not ohe person in a dozen can withstand the Spring season without having the system pervaded by an Unmis takable feeling of lassitudp. The accumulated impurities of a year combat nature's ef fort to throw them off, result ing in a depressed, worn-out, good-for-nothirig condition which takes possession of the system. It is now that a few bottles of S. S. S. Swifts Specific arc needed to thoroughly cleanse the blood and build up the system. It removes all impuntief.tones the stom- .ach, and renews the appetite, imparting new life and vigor to the entire body, so that the trying period of Spring is passed without any unpleas ant effects. S. S. S. is far nhcad of other blood reme dies because it is purely vege table, containing no arsenic, potash or-mercury, which are 50 injurious to the digestive organs. Insist on S. S. S. There is Nothing Half as Good J ihlcitrfttcr JJnslUh Diamond II ran J. tNNYROYAL PIUS Original and only uNiti.n) . Are, alwajri roiUbt. cadi cat it) I it no-rial for tlhUAuihrm KnalUh lla- mf itnitul In If 1 fttiil Gold nwUHU1 hoin, m-sdl with bine ribbon. Take ftlMuattd imitation. At nrafciiti, or tea A 4 ' In Usippi to nirilaul-tri, iitlaultU r Jaii fet to) t niultct. I'lilUy-i- Atom AWN'S TANSY PILLS a vttin. Tini!fD lire WOMAN'S RELIEF. AlwTafinomntind rlibl, Arotd Imitationi, riot r,i-iif'rwTl,ll.tTld RIVKKIOBETI. CATOirSrjto. Co., ltaitop,Mu. Our book, 4c por nlc nt IV P. D. Kir.ln'a drup store and SJienandoftli drug store. SV1ADE SVIE A SVSAN AJAXTAnLBTSJ'Osrvjii,i uuuu JVrf9UJ J,1,MSS r Blunts wuai. brAtfuseandothsgr J;x" ?d lndl.' enrtions. IThei otitoftW assist urlw restore Lost Vitality In old or lountr, ftni! fitainaa for study, Vn-'lness or nnii-rl&ga. Vraivntit inunnfiv and Consumption II ntn flmn. ThAtp nn ahmva lmmodlFto Impress- .1.1- i . cirnr iDBpflnllnrlursLUL In irirttipon ha?fti the eonnlno Alas. aaUsts. Ther iiavBcuiaj ttiousanas sun win vmw inu. . o LSalo wrapper, .AJAX CO., 39 Urbiro tit, For sale In Sliciiandofil,, Pa., by A. AVaaJcj eitdH. V. Klrliit, Driiffetsts. -DYSPEPSIA Is n fearful condition nnd cruWes voti n urront many uncomfortable Iioidor. 'Why suffer this way when vou can Io entirely cured hv iibSiik theBRONdHO (Homoeopathic) REMEDY for uyppeiiNio. "They do the Worlc" 10 ckn ra at At.r, nnuaaidTd - SliND FOR BAMPLI5. BRONX CHEMICAL, COMPANY, Yonkors, N. Y. s Lager and Finest, Purest and Healthiest. Chris. Schmidt, w- 203 West Coal Street. HAVE YOU READ THE PHILADELPHIA TM1ES -THIS MORNING ? TUC TTIVTCC lilC IH'IEO , tlie mart eitnlvely circulated and wldaly road newspaper pub lished In 1'eniuvlvAnlA. Ifta (11AUflSan of uub . Ho men and publle meiwures is In tlio luterwt . ui nuuno integrity, jiotieet government anu prosperous Industry, and If knows no party .or iwiwiiml alleHluuee In treating public lOTucf,. 4ii iue urouuesB unti nest sense , faintly and neutral newspaner. "THE TIMCC a"1- alms to have tlie lamest elrtmlutlon by degervlug It, and olalnulliat It Is unsurpassed In all the essentials of a great metropolitan iiewsimtwr. Rtieeluien ooples of any edition will be aeitt free to any one send ing their address. TERMS-dAI,y for four luumlis: $100 per annum : (1X0 i ci'tib ier mouth; tie- fnr A ivinta iir wMlf. llvered by carriers SUNDAY EDITION, 32 lurro, handsome inures-2)1 enliimns, elegantly Illustrated, lieuutlful colored supiileuieut --MO0 lier an num; S eenU per enpy. Dally nudUuuday, J8.00 peraiinuin; 50 emits per month. Address all letters to THE -TIMES, rUlLABM-HM. Wanted-An Idea Who eaa think simpi iroieec your lasait IDS7 mar bring you wesitb. Write JOHN wibpgrtBUKN OO. Patent Attor csrs. Wssblngtoa, D. C,. for their tl.suu prlte one! wul list ot two bundrea UiTsatlaas vrsated. Mm 9 J 1 0 MORE lWPIS, Eight Thousand Addod to tho List of Qovornmont Bonofioiarios, NO MOEE BEEAKB IN THE LEVEES But Sevornt ItmbntikiiiontH Aro Very Wcnk, nit A Furthor lirciikn Aro 1,1 nlito nt Any 'J?lmo HofiiKoos Floolng to Niitohoz. " Memphis, April 10. No more breaks are reported In the Louisiana levee dis trict, although the ' embankments nt Hancock nnd Ferrtday, In the northern part of Concordia Parish, are reported to be vary weak, and n break may occur at any hour. The crevasse at Itiggs Is now & -seethlnR torrent, and the waters aro spreadlnc rapidly throughout MadlBon Parish. At Cow pen the levee is leaking badly, and al though a superhuman effort Is being made to hold It many experienced river men are of the opinion that a break will occur sooner or later. The town of Vldalla Is In a orltloal condi tion, and many of the Inhabitants are hastily packing their1 most vuluahle effects and fleeing to Natchez. The waters from the DIrkb crevasse are expected to Inundate the town by Wed nesday. At Natchez refugees continue to ar rive In large numbers, while live stock of every description Is coming Into the city In large droves. Thousands of men line the lower levees watching every weak spot and hoping for tho best. In the Mississippi delta the situation continues to improve slowly. Tester- day was a beautiful day throughout the overflowed sections, and the waterK are receding. The river at Memphis is still falling, The- work of relief is being systematically carried on. X Vlcksburg dispatch says: The rlver has fallen three-tenths In the past 24 hours, a total of six-tenths since the crevasse at Biggs levee at 10 o'clock Friday night. Tho situation In Mad ison parish, La., Is growing worse hourly. The flood of water going through the Biggs break In the lovee Is fast oovering the lowlands and is flooding Bay Vldal, and the greater part of the land in the southern por tlon of the parish. The water has reached Tallulah, some IS miles west pf Delta. The water had risen Beven feet In the bayou at TaIIulai, and was rising a foot an hour at noon. Delta is about depopulated, only enough persons remaining to look after the houses. The back water is fast covering lands north of the delta, and at iToung's Point. At Omega the floods are com lng fast. Belief boats are running to Davis Island and Kelloggs section Planters In Kntlal and the northern part of Madison are placing their stock In reach of boats tm tho river front or at the stations on the line of the Vlcks burg and Shreveport railroad, so they can be moved In the event of another break In the upper portion of the par ish, which Is now seyerely threatened. MllHken's Uend and Puckport levees are both caving. Reports from Madison parish state that the water began rising In Brushby bayou, at Tullulah, at 7 o'clock yes terday, und up to C p. m. had risen seven or eight fee About three miles beloty Tallulah the water Is over the levees, and Is overflowing everything two miles below. Itlchland, La., re ports the water overflowing tho Kings and Kels place, also the villages of Trinidad and Ashwood, eight miles be low Itlchland. Everybody Is getting their stock together, so as to move prpmptly. It Is now estimated that not less than 8,000 persons will want relief In this county for the next 30 days at least, Lteutentnt Crowley, of the United Statee army, reached here frpm Wash Ington by the noon train, having been dotnlled to duty here to purchase and distribute relief. lie has gone actively at work, and will purchase meal, meat and molasses for distribution through the gentlemen named by the govoifor. Two ltlIT!fUHMtirdored. Klngstrce, S. C, April 19, Two Ital lans were murdered Saturday night about fcur miles below Klngstree. Their d'es were found In the morn lng. Thi-v Jiad been shot and their throats cut. Ono of the men hod nat urallzatlon papers on 1Mb person, taken out In Now York In March, His name was largo virgtneo. no papers wero found on the other. There Is no clew to the murderers, though negroes are suspected. A l'1-lost'n Fatal 1'nll. 6t. John, N. 13., April 19. Key. D. Cofbott, a Roman Catholic priest at tached to the Cathedral parish, fell from the third story window of the bishop's residence early yesterday morning and was instantly killed. It Is presumed he woe taken with a weak spell, raised the window to get air, lost his balance and fell out. Thirty years Is a long time to light so palnfpl a trouble as piles, but Jacob Mitchell of Unlonvllle. Pa., struggled that long bo fore he tried PoWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, which iiulcklv and permanently cured hint. It is equally effective in eozcniu and all skin niiociions. u. uaganuuen. Ilcditced Jtates to New York, For the dedication of tho flraiit Monti mental Tomb, April 27, tho Pennsylvania Uailroad Company will sell ezeunlon tickets to Now York to the general public from all points un its line, oxcluslve of l'lttsburg and Krlo proper, on April SO, and from Altoonu aud WlIiiainsDort and Intermediate -points una stations on other divisions within ono hundred and fifty miles of New York, on April 26, aud for trains reaching New York before noon on April 27, at rate of single fare fur the rouutltrip (no less rate than tl. 00 good to leturn until April 80, inclusive Tickets fur military aud other organisations lu uniform, numbering twenty-live or more, traveling lu a body on ono ticket, will be sold ou same dates, from points not lew than twenty-five miles from New iork, at further reduction, 1'or spactno rates apply to ticket agents. The parade ou this occasion will he the grandest military demonstration since the war. Thousands of veterans. United States .regulars, nnd state militiamen will he In line. Try Graln-O I Try Oruln-O I Ask your grocer to-day to show you a package of GRAIN-O. the new feed drink that takes the place of oolTee. The children may drink It without Injury as well at the adult. All who try It, like it. QUAIN-0 has that rich seal brown of Mooha or Java,' but it is made from pure grains, and the most delicate stomach receives It without distress, i the price of coffee. ISc and Sfi oU. per package. Sold by all grocers. When you want good roofing, plumbing gas fitting, or general tinsmi thing done call on E. F. Gallagher 18 West Centre street Dealer ir. stcroa l-tf Ask your grocer for ne "Koyal Patent flour, anil take no other brand. It is the best flour made. rimplM, Motrin- Wh-i'1 red, rough, oily, tnothy skin I-'. 't y (rain, dry, thin, and tslllng lmlr i i 1 , M. mUliei prcTenled by CrTtcunx hoAi. ilm Hunt offi'ctlve skin purify ing and beautlf lag soap tu ll" "rid well as purest and sweetest for toilet, both, and nursery. I, uM throothoul ths world. Pottss H. A if DO. Cor BollTtp,.,uoo. aj-'Howuunmth Skln,"frts BLOOD HUMORS Perminffitly ffnrsd .tiy OUTICUUA HEMBDIM. RESTAURANT CHEATS KNOWLEDUE OF HUMAN NATUUE THE DE5T PROTECTION, The Cashier of a New York Restaurant Dlncusses Heniral Kinds of Drndbrats nnd tho Methods by Which They Are Sometimes Detected In Time. "Don't you often get chentedf" tho cus tomer nsked tho oaMilcr df a down town renttiurunt who had Jnut oomplptl the work of bouncing a man who had failed to pay his chock. No, not often," said thecnsliler. " That fellow I Just put out Is the first man who lias got tho host of wo In a whole month. I ought to have hnd him arrested, but It wouldn't havo done any good. It would only havo lieen n lot of bother to mo, nnd tho liqjiso couldn't havo got Its money. The waiter hadn't any busluess to wait on him nnywuy. If I had seen him oonio In, 1 wouldn't hnvo lot him sit down at nil." "I should think that cheating would be a pretty easy business," remarked the cus tomer. "Think sof" replied tho cashier. "Well just come In and try It somo day. I'll toll you," ho went on, "it n man docs get the best of us, It is for it very small amount. Now, supposo you como in hero nnd sit at ouo of theso tables around horo. Tho wait er nitks you what you want. If you should order more than 00 cents worth of food, tho waiter would go to tho head waiter. Then ho would get the stuff ordered, while tho head waiter would walk down nnd slzo you up. Of coprso you wouldn't know ho was doing It, hut ho would do It Just tha samo, and If ho didn't liko your loo'c3 you would be watched from that moment. When yon got up. thoro would bo a man handy, nnd if you tried to bolt out through the door you would be collar ed so quick that your hair would lie on end. If you had tho money about you, you'd glvo up. If you didn't, you'd go to jail. If you sat up m tlioso reserved Rents, you might get 75 cents' worth of food In side of you. Tho waiters nt thoso tablor are nllqwpd. tq servo that much without notifying tho hd waiter, J-ho samo proc ess would bo followed If you ordered more than tho limit at that end." "Supposo a man camo In and ato a men! and then discovered that ho had left hie monoy In his' other trousers, would that exouso go?" "That would nil depend," said tho cash ier. "That's a moro or less common ex cuse, I must say. I can size n man up who is lying about n thing llko that. When a man is honest about It, ho is in a mighty embarrassing position, and ho shows It. Tho honest rani) generally wants to loavo a watch or n knlfo or a ring or something else as scourlty. Now, wo never ask a man to do anything llko that hero. Wo simply nsk him to lcavo his namo and call nnd pay tho next tlmo ho Is around. It Isn't onco n month that wo mako a mistake. In sizing a mat) up tho sizo of his chock plays nn important part. You sec, a man who cats and then finds ho has left his money at homo catrf tho samo kind of nioal ho Is accustomed to pay for. Well, If a fellow puts down a check for 60 or 75 cents nnd ho looks lfexn85cent enter, tho chances aro that iio is lying nnu tunc no oaino in nnd nto not intending to pity. If I nmUo up my mind ho did that, ho rocs to jail, because that is tho kind of follow wo'ro looking for. But If ho looks like a fairly good liver his excuso with that slzo check would g qulokcr than it would with a Bmall check, lieouuso follows who cat 60 or 75 cents' worth ut n inoal don't oat SS contrl mcnls. "Yqij Jiavp fo toko al these tilings Into consideration yvhon a man pomes up with a check and no money, Tho hardest; mnn wo ever havo to deal with is tho man who comes lu and sits down at a In bio nnd aft er ho gets through walks up to tho desk andsayst 'I've eaten !J5 cents' worth-of food becauso I was hungry, and I can't pay for it. What aro you going to do about itf ' Now, tho clianoos aro that that man Is telling tho absolute truth, Ho was hun gry and dosperntc, nnd no cmuo in dollber ntoly Intending to steal his moal. You don't want to lock such a man up. He's in hard luck, that's all. You say to him: 'Why didn't you tell mo this boforo you sat downf It wasn't necessary for you 'to steal. I would havo given H to you,' which Is tho truth. Tho 'boss nover wants a do scrvlng man turned awuy hungry, and if a man cornea in and tells mo ho is hungry and I bellavo him I'll glvo him "a good, substantial meal, probably moro than ho would order if ho started In to cheat mo out of it. Hut of courso wo don't get any credit fordoing a thing llko that, and nine times out of ton tho man who oolites up tho way this man dooa I'm talking about ho will laugh at you and say : 'That's all very well to say now that I've got tho nijool in mo. But it I'd asked you for it you'4 havo turned mo down just as I'vo peon turned down a dozen times tonight.' There's onlyjino thing tq do with a, man lko that. That's tq get tho biggest ;nun n tho place and havo hhn do stunts with, him turn him on his head, bang hjl) about a littfo and then turn him out vd'h ft warning. It's a groat deal better than arresting him. ''Tho ordinary cheat that Is, tho man Who ooinos in during the busy part of the day anil sits down at ono table and eats a big meal and gets a pbock for It and then OK the wuy out drops down at another ta ble and oats 10 cents' worth and get mi oilier check, wlilou he pays later, destroy. log the big ijiock thuru Is nothing to do with ojtoer.t to prosecute. Whenever we get that tlntl of a client, we put him In Jull, ant) then we will spend tho prloe of 1,000 eheoks prosecuting him. He Is n plain thief and brolmbly would be n bur glar or somo other high grudo criminal If lie had the nccesaury jicrvc. There's just one thing that ovcrytxxly should remem berthat it paj to be honest In a cheap restaurant. K you uro not honest, vou are liable to got your hand brukon anil get looked up in tho liargulu. If you we hon est, you'll get along all right, money or no money, only don't ever gut the idea in your head (lutt it cheep restaurant Is a charitable Institution for honest men, for It Isn't." New York Sun. GrlptCoIds-Ueadache, Why suOer with Cough,. Colds and La4 cure you lu one day. Put up In tablets cou veulent fer taking. Guaranteed to euie. or money refunded. Price, 9fi cents. vor sale oy Klrlln's t'nanuary. Caacarets stimulate liver, kldueys aud bowels. Never sicken, weaken or gripe, 10c. IlltlOIIFII HOW TO JIND OUT. Fill ft bottle or common glass with urine and let It stand ttveuty-fonr hours; n sedi ment or tettltffg Indicates nn unhealthy condition of the kldnoy. When urine (Aim linen It Is positive evidence of kidney trouble. Too frequent desire to nrlnate or pain In the back, Is also convincing proof that tho kidneys nnd bladder are out of order. WHAT TO DO. There Is comfort In the knowledge to ofteu expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Hoot, the great kidney remedy, fulfills every wish In relieving pain In the back, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part of the urinary passages. It corrects Inability to hold lirino and scalding patu in passing II, or bad effects following use of liquor, wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant necessity of being compelled to got up many times during the night to uriimto. The mild and the extra ordinary elluct of Swamp-Boot 1s soon realised. It stands the highest for its won derful cures f the most distressing cases. If yon need a medicine you should have the beat. Bold by druggists, price flfty cent aud one dollar. You may have a sample bottle and pamphlet both sent freo by mail, men tion KvKNiNn IIkrai.d and send your address to Dr. Kilmer & Co , Ilinghamton, N. Y. Tho proprietors of this paper guarantee the gcnulncss of this oflVr. HUMPHREYS' lVETERIHARYSPECIFICS For Bones, Cattle, Sheep, Dogs, Hom, AND POULTRY. GOO Fngo Jlopk on rrrntment of Animals aud Chart Seat i'rec, cvRESlFevorHpngcstlans.Inflnmninllon A.A.l Welnnl Meningitis, Milk t'ever, 111,11, Sirnlns, I,nticncss, itlicntnatUuv !,(.-.Il9ieiuprr, Nasal Discharges, ),!). Hots or drubs, Vorms. mRC)oubus, Heaves, Pneumonia, lM'.rollc or Urtpcs, llcllrncuo. 4J.(l.nllscnrrInKc, Hemorrhages, II. II. Urinary nnd Kidney Diseases, 1I.-Brnptlve Diseases, Mange, K Diseases of Digestion, I'aralrsl& Single Pottle (over 60 doses), - - ,00 Stable Case, with Specifics, Manual, Veterinary Cure OU and Med lea tor, Q7,00 Jar Veterinary Cure Oil, 1,00 S0I4 t7ltaitli1t,l or ifbI prfjiftld. sarwberaud latvf qntautr os receipt o( price. UnrURKTS'lIED. Ca, III a lit mulsn SL, XawTors. HOMEOPATHIC SPECIFIC No. In UKfi 3fl Vftftra. Thft ftnW ftnt-inMafnl remorl r fa Nervous Debility, Viial Weakness, ted Prostration, from over-work or other cause. fl per vial or fi tlale and Urge vial powder, for $5. ott I7 prncfliti, or cent postpaid on recent Of tM For sale at Povlimlcy's ilniff store, 28 Centre street Coo W CFFEOTS AT tw-TilEN CilTOM'S 3ZITALIZEH Cum general or special debility, wakeful- taess, spermatorheca, emissions, Impotency, fcaresls. ctuicd by errors or ees, Quickly restoring Lost Manhood In old or young, giving vigor ni strength where former weakness prevailed, Con. Ell.. corrects iuncionai aisoraerj, lenient package, simple, eliectu.il, and legitimate. Cone is, Quickand.Thorough. Don't be deceived cv tmttaUonx: insist oa CATON'S Vltollzcrs. Sent sealed if your drug gist doei, not have it. Price $ 1 per plcge, 6 for J5, with written guarantee of complete curs. Information, references, etc., free and confidential. Cent us statement of case and 25 cts. for a week's trial treatment. One only sent to each person. ' gATPM WEO. CO., DOSTOH, tyMVi Por sale t 1'. T, P. Klrlln's drug store and fehonundoAli dru store. t 604 Norfn Sixth St e s iBsttasioa entrance on urecn st umDUUPHIA. CURE QUAUANTEICD. Years lloaDltnl Ksncrlonco III Urraun, STRICTURE, BLOOD POISON, general Debility, Lost Vigor, excesscs and all other effects of Youthful FOLLV OP RflTH SrvreA Permanently cured after every ono clso has Tulkd. tOST MANHOOD AND SHRUNKEN OMAHS RESTCRt:. No m&ttsr what eirstTltnl great and famous Doctors nod sp aL .'MoMTnd tb?;! ,'n." S ir'rroSI IToopaad ltleh. if Ton vera robbed and Ictlmtznl. nn.l nn vlia'to get lloDcit eo) sLillrul treatmeot, try ooc4 more old Dr. Theel. and lie U1 core tou positive! lrooro is poutbte. no Deception, no False lleprcsentatton, fresh esses eared la to 10 Dsjs. Send 0e Isient sumps for Trntli. Bast of all for Singlo or If srrled, roans or old. On Hook ex- Etnsquaoks. Hours 1 9-8. Rrenlogsl 6-9. Hours for easm tloD and trestme&t In aeemlos hopetaia and daageroQa oasts, dally,9toS. Wed. sod Bsu ., to 10. Bon. ,g loll. Trset fjsnl by mail, sirlowst soereoy Gnsninteed. PoltlTelr tte lowest chargea la this olij ror tin bent treatment. The first t-f American Newspa pers, CHARLES A. DANA.F.ililor. The American Constitution, tite American Idea, the American Spirit. These first, lost and all the time, forever. Daily, by mail, - $6 a year Daily & Sunday.by mail, $8 a year The Sunday Sun is the greatest Sunday Newspaper In the world Price 5c. a copy. By mall, $2 a year Address THE SUN, New York. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. c. 8. PlllUJlfs, M. D. Offlcos 80 Wast Centre sti act. Dan lie eoitsultwl al all boors. itf- M. HUItKIt, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Oflloe Bsjan bulldlntr, eomcr of Main Centre streets, Bhanandoali. OMBUOY, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW eiiwMiHloah, l'a. JJA W. SIIOKMAKKIC, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Oorner Slarkct and Centre stnssts. PR0F J0I,N J0NKH MUSICAL INSTRUCTOR, Iok Box 60, Mslutnoy Oty, Ta, flavins: studied untlsr some of the beat masters Ii' London and Paris, will give Isswont on tne vlnun,!iinuoiiii. auitar anu vooal culture. Terms reasonable. Address In care of &t rouse, the Jeweler, Blioiiniiduah. L' PI iTim MimFaintingSpells Our Minister to Turkey Hoe Speoial Duty to Perform, THE SULTAN MUST SETTLE UP Tho ClutniK for Imlemnlty Drought hy j Amerfonn Cltlzeim nnil Aiiioricnn MlmldnnrleH ITosldont MoKluley Tlrml (irDawillliiK XenotlHtlono. Ann Arbor, Mich., April 18. It has come to be understood in this city that the appointment of Dr. James IS. Anne) I as minister plenipotentiary and envoy extraordinary to Turkey has a considerable greater alirnlllcance than usually atactics to the selection of representatives from this to foreign governments. , If the Information of his Intimate friends and associates In the faculty of the University of Michigan, of whirl he is president, be correct, Dr. Angelj yvlll go to the Turkish capital with a, special mission to perform, and that mission the vigorous prosecution of the claims for Indemnity brought by Amer ican citizens and American mission aries against the sultan's government. The appointment Is supposed here tn mean that President McKlnley's ad ministration Intends to brine to a spepdy end the dwadllng negotiations that have been dragging through many j months with reference to the payment of damages for the destruction of lives and property of American citizens, MuriU'i'cd li.v ii lluixilsr. Adrian, Mich., v.pril 19. Lafayette Ladd, one of the moat prominent clti xens of this city, was shot and fatally wounded by a burglar at 3 o'clock In the morning, dying soon afterward. The robber escaped, and there Is no clew as to his Identity. Cltiiens talk of lynching the burglar If caught. LatiilnirtvllIo'H Kptilttuilo Spreading. Lambertville, N, J April 10. -Typhoid fever has broken out at Mount Airy, four miles from here, and there are several severe cases, finale Nev lus, aijuij 14 years, died yesterday, lidd water Is said to be the cause. Wnyno MnoVoanh Homo Again, New York, April 19. Wayne Mac Veagh, formerly United States am bassador to Italy, returned yesterday on board the American line steamship New York, accompanied by his wife and daughter, When a cold is contracted, cure it at onco. One Minute Couch Cure will set you ou tho road to tecovery in a niiuute. It will cure pneumuula, bronchitis, croup and all forms of lung and throat troubles. C. II. Hagen- htiuli. Mixed Metaphors. Tho following extracts from speeches mndo by vestrymen are given in a local bugllsh paper: Mr. 11. D. If I paid a man to do a job and ho did not do It, I would not pay him. Mr. O'O. Is Mr. St. C. In order in in troducing fresh matter that has already been decided? Mr. ii. I movu that wo have a survey tin this day (Thursday) fortnight, on a Saturday. Mr. I'. I ant proud of my ancestors, and I hope to bo proud 8f my posterity. Mr. B. If this proposal Is carried, tho parish will stink in tho eyes of tho rata jiayers. JigS Salad, Mrs. Lcnicko's recipo for egg salad is: l'ut 0 eggs in a saucopan, cover with cold Water and boll thorn ten minutes; transfer tho oggs to cold water and lot them remain till cooled off; when cold rcmovo tho shells jnd cut tho eggs Into quarters; put them Into n salad dish with young lettuce leaves, pour aver a mayonnaise dressing and garnish with lottuce leaves. In China tho "rules for war" which even now uro used In governing the troops In the field nro somo 3,000 yenrs old. One of theso rules onrlously unjoins the Oles tlal soldier to "spread In the onmp of the snomy voluptuous musical airs, so as to joftun his heart." It should be made a matter of public knowledge that DeWitt's Witch Haalo Salvo will speedily euro piles of tlio longest stand ing. It is tho household favorite for burns, scalds, cuts, bruises and sores of all kinds. The bird whose itv litis been found to tienctrnto to the grentost distnuco is the bell bird of Now Qiilnan. It Is a white bird, about a foot long from bunk ta Kill, und its note, which roseinblos tho tono of a ball, has boon heard at tho dlstunoo of no loss than thrco miles. Thero are two solid silver tea tables at Windsor caetltx ANCIENT MEDICINE. A Fow of the Tdlotlo Nostrums In Which l'coplo Onco ISollovcd. If modern sclunce con boast of nnythlnK, It can of the way In which It has rescued modloluo from tho realms of Imagination, says tho Loudon Standard. Tho wonder ful prescriptions of the Jlngl, ns nurruted by tho Roman historian Pliny, nro exam ples of what tho oarllost doctors wore, while even tho "salves" of our own Eliza bethans seem nt first sight not iimoh of an Improvement upon those of tho Chal dean M. D.'s. Let us take a fow oxuinples of Maglan hotvllng from a Latin author of whloh perhaps the most useful Is the fol lowing ono that In modern parlance would run thus: A reolpo to make women disclose their secrets. Take ono hen, and, having carefully estraoted her heart, place the same on the mouth of a patient during sleep. You will usoertuln her oxuot age the next morning. To do the old Roman justice he stigmatizes this statement as a "portentous He. " (No doubt he had tried It.) Others are quite as grotesque. Fever few, when used mudlolimlly, had to bo pluoked by the left hand, after the patient's name Iiad been spoken over It, tho herbal ist taking good core not to look behind him. A love charm oould lie easily ob tained from n hyena caught when the moon wan in Gemini. Sporting prophuts who wisli to exoel In divination should oltongs their oustoinnry chop for a few moles' hearts. It Is stipulated that theso be Iresli. The Romans themselves, al though no mean surgeons they mndo use of the probe und nipper nnd Instruments for trepanning were not lees given to prodigies than the people whoso veracity they doubted. They believed tliat eatiifg horo whs n euro for Insomnia, and oven tlio eksptio Pliny imagined that there must be something lu the superstition that people who had done so were good looking for nine days afterward. A veritable nine days' wonder I Ho recommended alto, as a ouro for quartan fever, that the dust In which a huwk had rolled should bo put Into a ,bag and the latter tied round the Dock with a plooo of red thread. Other oures for this samo vera tl longest tooth Of a black dug In tho same position, and a wasp caught lu the loft bund and then p massed agaicgt the forehead. Unconditional aurn-udcr, is tho only terms those fatuous little pills knowu as lleWitt's Little Karly Kisera will make witli coustipa tiun, sick headache aud stomach troubles. Follow La Gripp WE HEAR LESS ABOUT THIS DISEASE THAN FOR MERLY, BUT IT IS STILL VERY PREVALENT. Prom th Ifrw Era, A noteworthy Instance of ths fallibility of even the moat skillful physicians is furuUheil In the case of Mrs. J. K. Smith, of Grecn Irarg, Ind, For four yean Urn. Smith was afflicted with a nervous affection that fintiily left In r almost completely helpless ttml vim-li I n physician who first attended her kii.I ) o. i lively coum not oe onrcu. Bunscquoiiuj , number of physicians in this aud other cities, cieciaMHi ncreoseto ue nopeiess. To-day In spite of the verdict of the doc tors, and without their aid, Mrs. Smith is perfectly well. To a A'tw Era reporter she told tho story ofher extraordinary recovery. "l'ivo years ago I had a seveto attack of la grippe, followed later by another. Dur ing the four years following, my health continued to decline, until finally I was hardly able to move. "After having the grippe," said Mrs. Smith. "I was able to be about for awhile. nnd to do somo work. Ilut In a short time after the second attack, I liegan to experi ence nervousness, ami often had fainting spetls, iny trouble being similar to hysterics. I gratlnolly grew worse, and in a short while I liecamo subject to such spells of nervousness that I could do no work, being scarcely able to move about the hot.se. I could not sleep and could not eat. I would lie awake nights, my muscles twitching con tinuously My physician called it nervous ness of the throat and breast, and after treat ing jne ftr several months said that my case or any case like mine positively could not m SURB CURB FOR Dyspepsia, Malaria, Sleeplessness, Nervous Headache, Biliousness, Kidney Diseases, General Debility, Efc. Ali your Druvaist to get them through his )obbev, or send a l'ostal Card to BOULTON HOP NEJni ... H Sold by P. P. D, KIRLIN, Shenandoah, Pa. iit-liiillillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllltlllllllllllllllllirilllllllllllllllllllllllllKIUM FOB, SALE EVEBYWHEEE. " ''''tilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll'S -1 s"11f n if t IsmsTTfllT r?T 1 TmtfT For Sale by P. P. D. "DIRT DEFIES THE IS GREATER THAN ROYALTY ITSELF. peppa. Railroad. BCHUYKILI, DIVISION. January US. 1897. Trains will leave Hlionundoah after the shov Juto for Wlifsjhns!-ailbrton, Kmokvllle, Dan Water, St. Clair, Pottavlllo. Ifnmburg, Keadtnc Pottatown, Plioenlxvllle, Norristown anil Pull ndclplila (Drood street station) at C 03 and 11 OS a. in. and 4 30 p, m. on week days. Por Poll, vlllo and Intermediate stations 9 17 a. in. SUNDAY. For Wlrarans, Gllberton, Fraekvllle, D. Water, St. Clair, I'ottaville, at 6 08, 9 45 a. m. an 3 10 p. m. Por Ifftinlmrg, Keaillng, 1'oiWtowii Plioenlxvllle, Norristown, Philadelphia at 6 6 146a. m.,3 lop. m. Tralna leave fraekvllle for SlienandoaL al I iuiua.tu.unu iziu, 041, 7 ok anu 1047 p. m. Hundny, 11 13 a. 111. and Slip. in. Leave Pottsvllle for Slieiinniloah at 10 18 a. 111. and 12:On, 5 15, 7 25 and 10 M p. m. (Sunday i 10 40 a. 111., 5 IB p. in. Leave l'lillodelnlila. (Itroad street aUtlnnl in Blicnandoali at 5 97 nnd 8 38 a. in., 4 10 and J 1 p. m. week days. Sundays leave at 6 50 a. m. i-eve liroau street station, l'lilladelnlila. to Bea lllrt, Asbury Park, Ooean Grove. Lon Urancli, and Intermediate stations, 8.10 11.14 a. m., 3.30 and 4.00 p. m. week-days. Leave Broad Street Station. Philadelphia, FOK NKW YOKK. Iiipress, week-days 3 20, 4 On, 4 50 5 18, 8 80, 7 as. 820, 8 33, 9 50, 10 21 (DlnliurUar), 11 00 a. in. 12 00tioon, 2 35 (Limited 100 and 4 22 p. 111. Dining-Cars), 140, 230 (Dliilua- Oar) 330, 850 4 00,5 00, 5 56 (Dining Cr), 809. 50, S12, 10 00 p. 111., 13 01, nlrlit. giindays, 8 20, 1 05, 4 50 5 15 8 20, 8 SB, 9 50, 10 21, (Di lust Car), 11 SB a. m. 12 SB, 2 30 (DlnliiB- Oar), 4 00 (Limited I 22 Dinlnc Car), 5 20, 5 50, (fMnliig Car), 6 SB, 6 SO, 8 12, 10 00 p. 111 , 12 01 nlirlit. Kspreas for lloetou without cuange, 11 00a m., week-days, and 6 50 p. 111., dally. FOK WASHINGTON AND THK SOUTH. For Baltimore and Washington, 3 90,7 30,8 12 1020, UK a. in., 1209 19 (I AL l1 lis 81 Limited It, lug Car), 1 12. 8 18, 4 a , Coagreseloas I.llllltwl. Dlnlnir OerY 0 17. ASK IIIIi,Il f.,1 7 40 (DlnhiK Oar) p. 111., and 13 08 tdgtrl week days. Sundays, 8 50, 720, 912, 11 2B a m., 13 08 1 13, 4 41, (8 U Ooogreselonal Limited PA?1? 1 """ Car). 7 40 p. ( Dluing Oar) and 12 05 iUk'i). FOIt ATINTIO CITY. Ive Broad street station, Philadelphia (via Delaware river bridge), express, 702 p. m. tUtly. 1-eave Krarket street Perry, xnreea. 8 50 a ui. 2 00, 4 10,5 00 p. in. Sundays. 4o7 9 48 a. m Aoooiiiinoilatloii, 8 00, 8 30, n. Wtt go 4 jo P- '.'m,M'lc U)"- 8uudys, 8 00, 8 IB a. isi,, 4 00 , ,Fr Cape May, Angleasraa, Wlldwood and Holly Deach, and Sea Isle City, Ooestu City and Avalou Kxprrss, 9 00 a. ui., 4 00 n, rsl week days. Sundays. 9 00 a. 111. For isomers Point Kxprese, 8 50 a m., 410 r ,. ww. ouuuaye s so a 111 J. It. IIUTOSSIMSOST, (len'l Manager. J. It. Wood. Qeu'l IWg'r Asrt Tho Rosy Froshnoss And a velvet softness of the skin is inva riably obtained by tboj e who use I'ossom's Complex ion .uowder. and Dizzines Umntburg, Ind. lie cured. Piflfcrent phrieinnt in Oreens. hurir and other cities who ntteinliil i'ie. huh ed I hat my etise wa hoiw'lrss. l-or (lire- ears I lingered in misery, trj inj !itl, r nt doctors utl lemedies, lint none did tne nnf imf.rr able ito,mI. Fiieilly m drugi-t ti'lviM',1 me to li lh Willinms' 1'itik 1'ilis for Pule J t'l-'t , . li.i .1 uas so lutflily i "fnmended j I y im -p ij'fi-s. A n ltist i'"o.i 1 triul ll1 i i, tlimkiii that if tliey Mid m no t(d death mirlit soon give mo reli, f. The first 'lose lirlricl me, n'ntlvitli ruivil.w 1 itn- provi-il. I tc.ik pliont tlirre liis fli.il a half and vn completely cuml, i", yitti s mo to-dny, pi rfeetly healthy i ml nljlc tn ifo all niy i.u n v ork." Ir. AS illiiiuis' Pink Pills nre in unfiitlini; sperifte fcr mhIi diseasea as loemiii-tor ntiMia, partial pimhis, Rt. Vitus' d.um seiatim, neuritlm, rln unmtism, tiervous h, udaeh . tlio after -flei t i'f la crippe, pulpitntKin ot tlie heart, pule niul sallow coir-ph xini, that tired feeling resulting from nervous prostration, all diseases resulting from vitiated liumors in the blood, pprh as scrofula, chronic erysipelas, etc. They are also a specific fr trntililis ik--cnliar to females, such as n' tn ssions, ir regularities anil till forms of m nkneps. In men tliey efleet ft radical cm"- in all ensea arising from menial worry, i.uimnk 01 e. oesses of whatever nature. These pills are manufactured lv the Pr. Williams' Medicine CumMim, f, lieneciaily, N. Y., and are sold only in lv, v I ennnv the firm's trade-mark and wrapper.-' is a liox or six I sixes fnr $3.80, niifl I in bulk. They may be had f is. BITTERS YORK. CO., i TP.. aro progress,! vo ami heep informoil of 5 tho World's Progress. Tlio well in- 5 formed and thrifty Houso-wifo will always keep H RAINBOW LINIMENT 1 in tho houBO. as a Btnndard remedy for Sprains, Bruises, Cramps, Rheumatism, EE and all aches and pains. Price 25 cts. and 50 cts. per bollle. Prepared by II. J. HACKETT 4 CO., Philadelphia. " Whon In doubt v. I. at to use for Nervous Debn.iy, Luss rf Power. Impotency.Atruphy, Varicocele and other weaknesses, from any cause, use Serine Pills. Drains checked and full vigor quickly restored. Ifn?Clctd. saefa IrMbkM rsaaltf.lallr. Mailed (or $1.00:0boics$5.00. With $5.00 orders vc RiveaRuarantee to cure or r-(und the money. Address PEAL MEUiClMZ CO., Cleveland. O. fiiiTsnT KIRLIN, Shenandoah, P.t KING." THEN PHILA & READING RY IN KFFKUT MAItCII 27, 187. Trains leave Shenandoah as follows : For New York via Philadelphia, week dsn 210, 538, 710 a. 111., 1238, 303 atidSM p. to Sundays, 2 10 a. 111. For New York via Mnuch Chunk, week day, S 3S, 7 10 a. m., 12 38 anil 3 08 p. m. For Heading and Plillmlehihla, week dars 2 10, S 2S, 7 10 u.m., 12 33, 3 03 and 8 58 p. m. 8uu F01 Por l'ottsvllle. week (lavs. Sln-fln. - .a j ... ,,. 1,1, ,0 od a no , . ... - .'. ' . ' r " "1 i i uu nnu u uo ,. ,11. sunuays, z xu a. m. a us nnu onn. m. Hunilnv, For Tainaqua and Jlnliniioy (Jli ty. week dars. 210,5 28, 710 a. 111 Sundays. 2 10 a. m. ,123 3 03 and 5 58 p. ra. For V, lillamsport, Sunbury and Lewlsbarc week days, 3 25, 1130 a. m., and 7 3! p. m Sundays, 3 25 a. m. For Mahano) Plane, weekdays, 2 10. 3 25. 5 25 710.1180a. m., .288, 808, 558, 72Banu6o 1 .,u"",iB, a. 111, . ''or Asiuanu ami biiamokln, week days, 8 25. 7,10' UJ? m 7a5 nluJ P- m. Son days, 8 25 a. in. ForlMtimore.'VV'iwIiliiKton and the West vis 5 , , n1,'.'! V'V0?1' r1 ie" Heading Terminal, Phlludelplila, (P. & It. B K) at 8 3ff, 1 55' IV.1 ., 8 10 and 7.37 11 i Sundays, 8 30, 7 00, 11 88 a. in. 3 4 and 7 27 p. m Add" Honal trains from Twenty-fourth and Chest nut streeta station, week days, 10 SO a. ra. 12 30 12 U 8 40 p.m. Sundays, 18S, 8 38 p.m. TRAINS FOR SHENANDOAH. , I-eave New York via Philadelphia. Jays, 4 80, 8 00a. lu ISO, 4 30, 9 00 p. week m. and , N?w York via Mauch Chunk, week daya, 4 SO 9 10 a. m.. 1 80 and 4 15 p. in. "JPI'lladelphla, Reading lermlnal, weex days, 130.8 SB, l4u6 a. m. and 4 087680. 11 p. m. Sandays, 1180 p.m. 1, " Rng, week days, 186, 710, 10 08, 11 85 a. m 6 00 and 8 30 11. in. 8u inlays, 1 SB a. m. VSMe,1l'vUle' weeV days, sS; 7 40 a! rZ 13 SO and 13 p. ra. Sundays, 2 SB a. m. ' m., 1 37, 7 30 and 1 18 p. m. rfuouaysTi 18 a. m. Leave Mahanoy City, week days, 3 46, 21. II 47 a. m., 2 08, 7 41 and 10 08 p. in. Sundays, 8 44 . Mahanay Plane, week days, 2 40. 4 00. 530, 9 87. 11 .,., 1 12,219.6 30. 6 38, 75Tpn SuiHlaye. 3 40, 00 a. m. I-eaTe Wlllusmsport, week days, 7 42. 10 10 a in.. 8 SB ami 11 11 ,1. m. Sunday,, Ji Up. 18 ' ATINT1C CITY DIVISION, lave Philadelphia Chestnut street wart and South street wuwf for Atlautte Olty. neeaoaysiH-ees, 9 00 a. m., 200, (Satur- in. AceouiuuKla- tlon. 8 00 a. 111. . 5 16. S SO u ... Sundays Express, 900, 10 00 lu. Aeswm- uuuawioss, e vu a. in., 4 so p. so. Returnllur leava A klm, no Olty depot, oornet At lan tie and Arkansas avenues,. vteeKtiaya Kxprees, 7 85,900 a. ni., 8 80. 5 SO p. ui. Aewmmodatlou, 4 36 8 IB a. m 4 io u, in. 8,,nHyrS,,,,w' 00. 80, 8 00 p. in. Aooom modatioiij 16 a. m., 4 IB p. in. s ..kF-.a.iuii, , Au H. UI., a SO j. in. l'arlor Can ou all express trains. Crlebrstted FeiosUa I'owdere pyer fail. ntnr sanvtssi sufeisiid urv(ftflr fkitini d Afuid dlMf tfti. BxtUarB. HUM. Mils
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