EVENING HERALD Published dally, oxoept Sunday by I.D rVllTtlHIllNG LOMI'Atm, rvbtlcatlon ofHco and mechanical department North Market Street. h" Tlanald dollvorcd in ShenailUoah and surrounding towns for Six Cents ttocU, nyablo to tho carriers. By mall, Three BoUs.ru a year or Twenty-five cents per month, In advance. Advertisement charged according to space ad position. The publishers rosorve the right u ehango the position of advertisements when ever the publication of nows requlros it. The rtcht Is also reserved to reject any advertise oent, whether paid for or not, that the pub Mherc may deem Improper. Advertising ratea Snade known upon application. stored at the post omceat Shenandoah, Pi, h second closs mall matter. Till! JSVKNINO HERALD, Shenandoah, Ponna. Svening Herald. Wednesday, mauch o, isos. AVD now France hits put up the barn on American cattle. Well, if people over there prefer frogb, we trust they will enjoy themselves. The chief trouble with Mr. Carlisle's financiering Is that when he oilers an at tractive thing In bonds be stands around the store and permits none but monopo lists to get near the bargnlncounter. expert authority, the United Stnten liolds first place among gold producers, with an output of $41,000,000, but Uncle Bam is paying the equivalent of eight per cent, for the little he needs, all the same. iSullivan may bo drunk, and he may e "broke," but be still has some of the horse sense which aforetime distinguished ijilrn. ' He declines to go on the lecture jplatf orm. THE Cook gang having been sent to tho penitentiary, Indian Territory is now at (be mercy of the Hughes gang There .appears to be nothing in that territory nowadays but train robbers, trains and deputy marshals, with the latter de cidedly in the minority. The total amount of cotton Bhlpped last January was 53 per cent, greater than ithat shipped during January a year ngo, but the total amount of money received if or it was only 9 per cent, greater. That i8 what the South is kicking about, and .for once she has a real grievance. His Eminence the Popu does not look kindly on the bicycle in relation to the priesthood. Of course, his decree Is law iu that matter: but any attempt to check he growing popularity of the "wheel" toy s. Papal bull would be as ineffectual as Krs. Partington's attack upon old ocean with a domestic mop. The expiration of the Fifty-thlrd Con Kress marked the end of the most gigan rtlc bunko game on record. New York's csmart swindlers usually confine their .efforts to single individuals. The Demo icratlc leaders in the contest two years Mud a half ago bunkoed a nation. American ihlstory affords no parallel for the Pre?i Uential campaign of 1802. When Grover Cleveland was nominated for the third time the prosperity of this country had xeached the highest point known since the foundation of the Republic. Business vcas on a round basis. Industries were expanding. Our infinite national re iftouroes were being developed at an un exampled rate. American factories from ocean to ocean were increasing their .facilities, multiplying their output and enlarging the number of their employes. American workingmen were receiving the tbet wages ever paid to labor in any e(villced oountry. The standard of living iw8 advancing with the growth in induv Jtrial wealth. The nation's revenues were Mtbundant. Its credit was unquestioned. -Abroad the American flag was held in jtiOBoc. At home Republican protection ta.nl patriotic government bad culminated da a saagniflcent era of peace and progress. Cleveland and a Congress Democratic lip ieth branches were triumphantly elected nd in due course installed in Washington. Then the work of disillusion, ithe procession of disaster, began. There lis do need to describe its events. They are twrltten la inextinguishable characters on the minds and hearts of the American jpwpVe. The swift shrinkage in values j tthe bankruptcy of business concerns ; the paralysis of Industry j the closing of factories; the universal wage reductions; ithe impoverishment of the peoples the ttransformetfonot a great nation's onward march into disordered and destructive re Are at ; the shame cast upon the American flag by Clevelaad'i infamous Hawaiian ollcy; the overthrow of protection and ithe enactment of a scandalous tariff law which crippled vast American interests, imposed the detestable Income tax upon American IUieus, and compelled the 'iovemmeut to run into debt at the rate of a hundred millions a year to pay Us necessary expenses all these are pain Xiutly familiar to every American voter. IT IM mm m Li Hung Chang's Powers Believed to bB Complete. NOW EN ROUTE TOE HIROSHIMA. Ho In Acrnnipniiloil by Hon. Jjlm W.I'mter, tho American Ailvltor or tho CIiIiioko, Tlio Viceroy Vindicated Hefnro tlio Privy Council. ' IjONOON, March 0. Dispatches from Pekln confirm previous dispatches outlin ing tho success of Li Hung Cluing at the Chlnoso capital. They say that after ted ious tologniphlng, through United States Minister Chnrle Penby, tho text of M Hung Chang's crolentlnls us peace envoy have li.'i'ii n-epjed by Japan. LI Hung Chang -;ts given nil nudler.ee by tint dowager emre-ts of China on Moll day, in the presence of the privy council, who heartily supported tho mission upon .which tho viceroy Is engaged. Prince Kung, president of the Chinese foreign oillco iinil undo of tho ompororof China, silenced nil opposition by presenting papors showing that tho failure of tho Chlnoso to repulse tho Jnpanoso was duo to tho backward policy for which they themselves were to blame, and exonerating LI Hung Chang, who spoke frankly about tho condition of tho empire. Tho powers of Id Hung Cluing to nego tiate for pence aro bolievcd to bo complete, and the actual 'commission being signed he left Pekln yesterday for Tientsin, whore tho Jnpaneso require him to tranship for Hiroshima. Mr. John W. I'ostcr, tho American adviser of tho Chinese, joined tho viceroy yesterday. Under tlato of Tientsin Tho Times pub lishes a dispatch saying that disturbances are Increasing. One of the ulilneso gen erals In tho Shan Tung provlnco wns bo-' headed by his soldlors for attempting to suppress pillago. Similar troubles are re ported at Hnnan and Lino-Yang, near Moukdcn, which is probably taken. A dispatch from Shanghai says that the Japanese dcclaro positively that they do not intend to block' tho Gulf of Pechlll. Tho captured Chlnoso warships hnvo nr rlved at Yokohama, and tho reports of the Japanese commanders aro favorablo to tho raising of tho sunken war vessels of China nt Wei-Hal-Wei. Tho Jnpaneso have abandoned tho Shnn tung peninsula, Including Wei-Hal-Wei, after destroying tho fortifications at tho latter plnco. John Wildo, alias Howio, the American who planned to blow up Jnpaneso war ships in a novel manner, and who wns captured nt Wcl-Hal-Wol after having previously been released on parolo, has been taken to Japan for trial. New TrlaT for The-Astor- Tramp. Nkw YoitK, March O.Judgo Van Brunt, in tho genwral term of tho supreme court, reversed tha decision of tho criminal court In the matter of Garvpy, tho Astor tramp, and ordered a new trial on tho ground that tho verdict of tho jury was not re corded as they found It. Parsed Ovflr tho Governor's Veto. Indianapolis, March 0. Governor Mat thews returned the legislative apportion ment bill to the house, with a message fully sttvbing lils objections to the bill. The measure was passed by the house and sen ate ovor the governor's veto almost imme diately. Enrthqimke In North Carolina. Winston, N. C, March 0. A distinct carthquako shock lasting sovoral seconds was felt hero and at other points in tho state at 10 o'clock Monday night. Build ings wero shaken, but no dnmago wns done. NUGGETS OF NEWS. Two cnrloMls of oranges wero shipped from Los Angolos, Cal., to Florida yester day. Tho president has recognized Antonio Kontaura Xavlcr as consul general of Brazil at Now York. Bill Doolln, tho outlaw, has again out witted tho best officers in Oklahoma and mado good his escnpo from tho territory. Argumonts of counsel in tho Hnywnrd Irlal at Minneapolis aro proceeding. Tho Saso will probably reach tho -jury to morrow. Tho family of Jacob bchonbrlck, a wealthy Ohio family, wero brutally tor tured by robbers, who secured ?o,100 after aolding ohonbrlok and his who over r, hot lire until blixtered. BAD COMPLEXIONS Dark, yellow, oily, mothy sklu, pim ples, blackheads, roughness, redness, dry, thin , and falling hal r, and s iraplo baby blemishes prevented and cured by tho celebrated . The most elf cctlvo skin purifying and beautifying soap In tho world, as well as purestaud sweetest for tollot, bath, and nursery. It Is so because it strikes at the cause pt most com plexional disfigurations, viz.; the CLOGCIEO, lNlXMtI), lltlllTATED, ovKitwcnuKU, orsLUoaisu roRK. flold throughout the world. Totteb Dunn un ClVEM I'onp , ole proprietor!, llonton a- "All aUbutll , iu uioetexui, Dcaiji, aua ulr, "mailed frou. ISOAN repare If you Tvcro about to journey to a warmer or colder cllmalo you would mako careful preparations. Besides taking' a supply of wanner or cooler clothing, as tho caso might hn. vnn wniihl fliniinrlilfnllv Knlne.f. ft I - w , " n j ' w lefnntr fit lnnmplunQ nn cnfnminrila in - - - - keep you in good health. Purify Your Blood Now wo aro all about to change to a warmer climate, though not of our own volition, and whatis more reason able than to take a reliable medicine to resist tho debilitating effects of higher temperatures? Hood's Sarsaparilla is just tho medi cine needed. It thoroughly expels 3 from the blood tho impurities which have accumulated during tho winter, increases tho appctito and improves the digestion, drives away that tired feeling and nervousness, and gives the strength and vigor without which wo cannot appreciate beautiful Spring. It is The pranj jr' i3f And the Best A SENSATIONAL SHORTAGh. Tho Amorlrnn Missionary Society Victim ized by I.rano L'li:incliil Methods. New York, .March 8. Thew Is a short age hi tho accounts of tho American Mis sionary society, and the books of the or ganization hnvo bean found to be In snrh confused condition that the oxp.irts at work on thorn aro not as yet in a position to make a detailed statement. The secre tary of tho society is Uev. Mllinm A. Nuwbold, of Mont Clnlr, and tho treas urer Henry A. Oakley, of Nmv York city. mo irregularities extend only to a portion of tho society's ourrent receipt for snnin time, and do not impair the principal of Its resources or its trust funds. Bishop Petcrkln.of West Virginia, said: 'Tho irregularities nro such as warrant tho removal of tho secretary and treasurer from office. Tlio society's expenditures nro botwoou $25,000 and $30,000 a year, and the money Is paid out mostly In small. sums, lnaKing tncnuuitiugoi tno accounts oxtromely difficult. The society has not been entirely crippled by these irregulari ties, but as thay extend over live or six years it is impossible to mnko a detailed statement. I would not like to call It a defalcation, but I will say that horeafler tho society would like to have its money handled In a different manner."' To Abolish T.uy Jiulg. Trenton. .March 0. The Voorhees elee tivo judiciary bill, which passed tho sen ato last wck, passed tho house of assem bly yestordny afti-rnoon, ami now goes to the governor for lijs signature. The gov ernor will veto the bill, as ho did last year, but it is quite likely that It will be passed over tho veto. The bill provides for the abolishing of tho present court of common pleas and tho substitution of a county oourt, to be prodded over by a single judge, who shall be a lawyer and le elected by the peoplo. This wipes out the present lnyjudgos. Tho judges are-to bo chown next fall and assume ollloe Dec. 1 . Suspended front tho Ministry. Svuacuse, March 0. llev. Fmnklid J. Holzwurth, formerly pastor of the Wood- lawn Kvaugellcal church In this city and instructor in Gorman In Syracuse uni versity, nftor an c xoltlug church trial, was yesterday found guilty of circulating re ports dorogatory to a member or his for mer congregation and suspended from the ministry .until tho sitting of the confer ence of tho State ICvangelical association nt Niagara Kails next month. Bishop Bowman, of Chicago, presided at tho trial. Obeyed the Court's Injunction. New Orleans, March 0. The ngent6 of tho Klder-Dempster lino took a crowd of colored non-union laborors over to Grutnii to load tho steamship Nliigam. A deputy United States marshal went nlonR- A threatening crowd of whites drove tho ne groes to tho Now Orlonns side of tho river. Judge Purlango, of tho United Suites court, at oneo issued an injunotlon and sont moro marshals, but as goon as the in junction was served all Interference oeascd. Cuban Hrlgands Surrender. Madrid, March 0. Dispatches received horo from Cuba say that Yaguey, the chief of a powerful baud of brigands, which lias boon oporntlng in tho proviuoe of Matan zos, has yielded his submission. This, It is added, puts nu enu to tho rising in that province, which was tho most formidable in tho wholo Island, In tho province of Guantanamo only four robel bauds, num bering In all about 180 men, now exist. Brutally Treated by Tramps. Terre Haute, Ind., March 6. Louis Tonvwsh, a Russian minor, on his way from Colorado to Pennsylvania, stopped at a tramps' camp flro west of tho city to get warm. The tramps set on him and boat him insensiblo, then stripped off his clotbos, took a sum of money and throw him intb tho flro. After torturing hlra for two hours thoy guvo him an old pair of ovoralls and drovo lilra away. Hallautlne deta III Divorce. PARIS, March 6. Tho action for divorce brought by Goorgo A. Ballantluo, of New ark, N. J., against his wife has been de cided in his favor, tho court finding that his charges against Mrs. Ballantlno wore clearly proven. Mrs. Ballantlno rocolvos no pecuniary bonoflt through the separa tion, but Is to havo tho custody of her child for six months of each year. Our Presidential Sportsman. Washington, March 6. Tho president, accompanied by Dr. O'Roilly, his physi cian: Coramandor Goorgo V. F. Wilde, of tha lighthouse board, and Commander Lnmberton, inspector of tho fifth light house district, loft horo on the Violet for a ton days' shooting on tho inland waters of North Carolina. Fatal New York Fires, New York, March 0 Firo in tho flvo story touemont houso No. 870 Columbus avenue caused a panic among the tenants. Mrs. Kennedy, 00 years old and helploss, was burnod to doath. Another fatol lire occurred in a restaurant at 29s Avenuo A, an unknown man being burned to death. Spring The euros accomplished by Hood's Sarsnparllla toll what it doos mora eloquently than any argument which can be written. Head the' frank state ment below: "Last spring, on account of overwork and bad humors, I became very mueh rut down. About Juno a scrofula bunohap- pearcd on tho loft sldo of my collarbone. It wns very Boro continually, and after a timo my left arm began to foel dis agreeable. In a short timo it pained, me nearly all tho time. With that and the scrofula I was in perfect misery all through the summer. I became so bad that my friends tried to mo get to have a doc? tor, but I thought I would try Hood's Sarsaparilla. I have taken five bottles and part of tho sixth and am feeling liko myself again. I have gained flesh rapidly The scrofula bunch and my lameness has all gone, and I feel like a new creature." MissHattie SI. Clauk, Porkman, Maine, edicine 3 Blood Purifier. DESTRUCTIVE NATURAL GAS. It Demolishes IIIc liulldlng nt Ander son, Ind., CiuihIiik 1011,000 Loss; Anderson, Ind., March (i. The most de structive nntural gas explosion In tho his tory of tho Indiana gas belt occurred bore yosterday. A I7f 000 business block on tho court house square was blown all over tho centra' part of the city. In the building were the When clothing stores, Prathcr's shoo store, lladloy's drug storo and a large number of business offices and halls on tho upper floor. Fire followed the ex plosion, which was like' au enrthqunke, and tho remains of tho ruins began burn ing ilorcoly. Tho entire Are department was called out and prevented tho flro from reaching the new court houso. Tho lo.-s on tho buildings aud contents is total, and will reach f -iOJ.OOJ. Tho fronts of all business houses In tho neighborhood of tho oxploslon wero demol ished, paved streets ripped open and tele phone cable3 torn down. How tho explosion occurred. is a mys tery, but its results aro very mueh In evi dence, as wrcckngo blocks that section of tho city on which it took place. It shook everything in the eorporato limits of An derson and sont pieces of wood and glass, oillco furniture and bricks flying in ull di rections. In addition to tho destruction of tho Tor hune block, tlio oxploslon did much dam age to tho court house and other buildings, which wero struck by missiles. Singular Homicide In Cincinnati. Cincinnati, March 0. A most peculiar homicide occurred in front of James Mar tin's residence on Dalton avenuo In tho .west end of the olty. " Mr. Herman Wess ling, a vnrnlshor in a furniture factory, was on his way to work when a pistol ball entered his chest, passing through his heart, and hi-fell dead. Mrs. Martin says she was making up tholr folding bed In the lower front room and took tho revol ver from under tho pillow and placed it on the mantelpiece. Just as sho did so she heard a shot, but did not know it was tho ouo sho was handling; Her husband rushed in from tho back room to ask about it and they found it was. their pistol, and. also lounu tho hole whore tho ball wont through tho wall. The pollco question tho aoouracy of tho story of tho shooting, though there Is nothing to show anything but an aocldout. Settling the Philadelphia Muddle. HARRIShuro, March 0. Mayor-cloct Warwick camo to tlds city lost evening with Senator Penrose. "Dick" Quay also reached boro about tho same timo and had a conference nt tho oxecutivo mansion with Govoruor Hustings, Mr. Warwick and Chris Ij. Mngoo, It is beliovcd that tho meeting was for tho purposo of adjusting the trouble inPhiladolphlabotweeu David Martin and tho followers of Senator Pen rose. Friends of Senator Quay deolaro that the quarrel will bo sottlcd, and that a senate committee will not bo appointed to Investigate the municipal allalrs ot Phila delphia. - necoy-Iiitters-Justinable. wABiumiTON, .uarou o. Tho supreme oourt met yesterday after a recoss of four weeks, with all the justices oxcopt Jack son in attendance. The intorestlmr ouos- tiou whether the conviction of n norson bv means of a deooy letter Is legal was passed on In the ooj$ of John Grimm, convicted in Missouri for dealing in obscone pict ures, tie answered a letter from a nosfc office inspector, which resulted in his con vlotlon, and ho appealod against tho means by whioh It was secured. Tho court hold that decoy letters wore both morally and legally justiuablo. The Castellanes at Lyndhurst. InviNQTON, N. Y March G. Tho Count and Countess do Castellano arrlvod at ijynunurst, the Gould residence, last even ing. Thoro was no demonstration accom panying tho arrival of the party, olthor at the depot or at the houso. The coming of me uriuo ana groom was apparently unex pected, and tho vlllacers did not crroot them. AVhen tho party loft the car it was iounu io no plentifully sprinkled with rice. I-ancaster County Farmers Frotest. UANOASTKK. Ph.. Mnrnh K At. n ninnfc. lug of the Lancaster County Agricultural nnd Horticultural society a resolution was adopted protesting against tho passage of the bill to create a stato department of agriculture, on the ground that it will cost iwico as much as tho present stato muuiu ui agriculture ana not accomplish ..o iuuw, mm uuu mo only material Don cut uonvou irom it would bo to those uiecieu to oiuoe at rat salaries. To Spread SoelalUt Doctrines. UAKt,ANi), uai., March 6. On tho hills nonr Joaquin Miller's homo Lawrence ureonuuiu, me socialist, has preached to congregation of friends who. nt, ti. ,, elusion of tho address, pledged themselves to work fur tho good, of humanity. Thuy formed themselves Into an orfrnnirntir.,, similar to the fumous Fabian society of London, Tho society deolares Its purposo to be the study of socialism and the spread OI It UOUKIUSB. Sarsaparilla BOAFtOEu BY A WINE CASK- 1 Strange Incident While Lying to In , Storm (Iff Cnpe Horn. City Physician Wheeler hen two botthv of claret of unoorttilll ngo mid still nmiv uncertain flavor, which h delights iu ol (erlng to his friends, not beonOw of tho ffno quality of the wine, but beenllfto it glvos him n ohnnco to tell ognln n ktory of the- son that is n llttlo out of tho ordinary. Tho elnrot is put In llmo bottles, such ns may bo found aboard nny long voyngn vossol, and whllo its most pronounced flnvor is n cross botweon llmo" juloo nnd salt water thoro Is still n "smack" in it that reminds ono that it must hnvo bar atono time prlmo "stuff." Dr. Wlieoler was presontod with tho bottles by Captain Dexter of tho British ship Saranritnrv (vhlch recently lort tills port In cargo for Mvcrpool, and tho cnptnln told tho fol lowing story of how ho camo by thorn: "In tho foil of 1803 wo wero bound from Liverpool to Shanghai In ballast and wero ticaring tho Horn whow a big storm over look' us. Wo hovo to ami drifted nbsuit 1,000 miles offshoro. The storm wns ono of tho worst I havo ovorxperlonccd In ao years of seafaring life, nnd-onodnrk night, when big sous were broafclng over us, n big, burly follow from tho forecnstlo cann aft, knlfo in hand, nnd walked directly up Do mo'. I thought for a minnto that mutiny wns aboard, and' drawing my ro olvor ordered blirr to'stnnd back. But I noon saw ho wns terribly frightened, and, with chattering tooth, ho told me that a frightful looking objoct wns- floundering about amidships. "I wont with him- to sco ltv nnd, suro enough, whenovorn wavo struck nsn hugo blnok body, glowing ii'ntho phosphorescent ohizo of tho tropics, could bo soon floun dering nbout on deck.- I soon ascertained that It wns lifeless and then proceeded to investigate. It proved to bo nothing hut ar hugo wine cask, eTory stavo of which wns incrtisted with barnacles, nnd It had piolmbly boon left on dcok by n receding wnvo. .Visions of doad bodios buried nt 5a In casks loomod up before mo na I lashed tho trophy to tHo rigging to nwnlt daylight before Investigating. Whon tho storm cleared away, I trip ped tho cask, and by moans of a long iron red ascertained that thoro wns nothing but liquor in It. I drew off some of tho stsiff nnd tried it on two -Portuguese snll ors nboard. Thoy pronounced it prime, so wo nil toak n tnsto. Aftor that I drew off all tho vrino and stared It in theso llmo bottles, tho only thing I had handy. Tho cask I placed in tho British museum at Shanghai, for it wns a-.real curiosity. Tho cbnucos are that cask of olarot was thrown ovorboard from somo wreck, nnd it must qvo floated nbout in mldoccnn for three oi four years nt least beforo itenmonboard of us. Barnnclos do not form on floating ood In less time than that, and the cask was so covered with them that not a bit of tho woodi'was visible " Portland Or- egonian, Canso For Embarrassment. Ono of tho' things that sho bolloves in and n vory good belief It is, ninny hus bands will say Is that tho woman who Is at tho head of tho houso should do her wn marketing. She dropped in at her butcher's in tho afternoon, when, sho was on hor way to a matlneo at tho opora, and gnvo nn order. Another of hor principles Is to pay spot cash foreverything sho buys and to run no accounts, but on this day sho had forgotten her pocketbook. I did net nsk them tochargo it to mo. she said. ' I did not want them to do that. I explained that I had forgotten my pookotboot, nnd that thoy wore to sond tho purehnso to my house, and on the next day when I camo again I would pay thorn. "And, would you bellovo," sho said, oponlng hor oyos, 'Hhnt thoy refused? And I said to them, 'Very woll, thon, sond nround, collect, and I shall not come hero to buy anything more.' " So far so good, but "And do you .know," sho said, with tho most innocent smilo in tho world, "that I went thore tho very noxt day nnd hnvo- bcon going thoro ever slnco because lt'a tho best shop and tho most convenient!. And they looked tery funny when I camo in and gavo my orders ns usual. 1 tliliiK thoy must havo been embarrassed." New York Tribune A Hint t Would !! Orators. Apropos of Lord Randolph Churchill, an inoldent may bo related which is inter esting ns showing his pluck nnd vigor. It relates to thonoblo lord's early parliumen tary llfo. Ho was determined to make an impression upon tho house of oommons, but somo of his frionds doubted tho wis dom of his resolution. Ho snld llttlo, but he left London nnd took up his quarters at an inn in Ilutlnndshlro. Here ho spont his days nnd nights for a period of six weeks, with only an occasional trip to town" for n day in writing nnd deliver lng spcochos. Ho practically went into training upon every posslblo subject or uo bate. Tho landlady could hear hor lodger hour nftor hour, day nfter day, walking auouc ins room delivering spcccncs, uuw loud and nncry, now soft and persuasive. Porfeotcd by practice, Lord Randolph Churchill loft for town, soizod his oppor tunity, mnuo a big speech and henceforth becamo a mnn to bo reckoned with. Only to his intimate friends did he over refer to his rural training in parliamentary ora tory, which has been of such splendid sorv- loo to him. London Standard. A Scotsman's Iluinor. A notable Instance ot Mark Tapleylsm not to say heroism, was supplied recently at tho Royal Infirmary. The caso was in tho hands of Professor Barlow nndwas that of an iron worker who had mot with a frlnhtful nccldont. As a result of an explosion In a furnace a plooo or reanot iron four inches in length imbedded itsolf in the man's oyo and ohook, necessitating the removal of the dreadfully trornou eye ball. This dono. the ouestlon hroso among those present at the operation as to tho pnturo of tho metal extracted, when the patient himself, with extraordinary norvo, nsknd to hn nllnwed to handlo the 8Ub otnnon. nnd nrnnniiiiollitr it to be Cast Iron quaintly added, "Bettor send it back to the works, or they'll bo bnvlng mo up for Stealing!" Glasgow news. I'oor Business Instinct. Irato Landlady tl want you to take bock that folding bed you sold mo, nnd I want my money back. One of my board ers smothered to death in it, and ho owed ino a week's board. ' Furniture Dealer Madam, you havo no business sonso. If you wore in tho hnblt of making your boarders pay n month in advance, you would havo boon away ahead. Clnolnnatl Tribune. Ono flood I'oliit. Walter (to gentleman who is looking at napkin lislf full of holes) I'll bring you another napkin Diner Never mind. The holes socm to ce clean. London Tit-lilts. A Prudent Man weighs well liis words before uttering them ; and they are doubly convincing from his caution. Suf ferers from Dyspepsia can take heart ; there is that which, if theory in manufacture, and practical workings in actual life, count for anything, will surely give relief to their daily distress. It is SARSAPARILLA The Hind that Cures ItEV. K. T.. JAQUAY, the pastor of M. E. Church at FERDINAND, Erie Co., Pa., certifies to his CURE of Dyspepsia by DANA'S Sarsapatilla. That it was indeed a CURE, and' not temporary relief, his words below will show. "I was troubled with Dyspepsia, and in vain sought aid from phy sicians. xooK any amount ot all kinds of medicine, without benefit ; only temporary at most. I could not take even the lightest food without suffering. I was influ enced to try your Sarsaparilla (DANA'S). I began to feel better with its use ; and now, after six months, I feel 1 ams CURED.. I refrained from writing lest it should return again ; now I am confident. I am happy to lend my name and influence to help others to be CURED as-1 was." See that you got DANA'S. 3D 1317 Arch St. Pliila. Pa. BLOOD POISON l"i"X:A ciiruu in ju io nu tiny. liiotcitVH.tj iicrrni?iiiu jiisenHea, crvnsH UetillltyE ami Krrora n Youth, Jon of Tower nndg rairiciuruN io- munis; cureu lor a Hit CllllCk Jiost Jluiili od ami 8 mull ShrnnUcu Or-f! K litis. 1 ully UcHtoroO. JvCMt'ii'Jii. method nevr falls imlusi CimuH iH'vcmd human iikl. Uf.leratH onc, mid ou leul liken mm. uiuongS men In lulnd und hnd All lKsesK cbeckPd immcMiluK ly ami o'ltinufdS! fmijrotmvitt. Every ohetuele to hiiliuy niur.led II to removed. IServeS iorf, uiii, energy, brain power. a Wheo-fe'Miig nr ItiKt. ire rpsimvfi livB tbo combined NEW treatment. Vlclimt olH aouses aim excesses, reclaim yaur manhood !l HirtTerera from folly, overwork, eurlv errors. 111. beaiUi and exceusea In marrUd llfo regain your strength. Don't tlenpair, even If in thefl last stuges. Don't be discouraged. If qunckBB uuyh ruuoeu yuu. x win prove 10 you inatH medical science and honor Btui extat. Bendl UveS-cent Btamna for book TRUTH." thefl jonly Medical boolc ox posing qirackH (no matterg waai iney auveruse 10 suvo menisci vea rromn exposure) their tricks and devices, calling! .themselves celebrated and famous. 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Vertigo.. .25 10- I)jlepBln, Biliousness, Constipation. .25 11- Supprenscd or Painful Periods... .25 12- Wultcs, Too Piofuso Period .25 13- Oroup, I.uryiiKitiM, Hoarseness .25 14- Sult It). cum, Erysipelas, Eruptions.. .25 15- ItucumatUm, ltheumatlo Pains 25 16- Mnlarin, Chills, Fever and Ague...... .25 19- Cntnrrh, influenza, Cold In tho Head. .25 20- Wlioopn(t Cough 27-Itldnoy Diseases .25 38-NervouB Debility 1.00 30-Drlnary Weakness 23 34-Sore Throat, Qulncy, Ulcerated Throat.25 "77" DRNEHwuPEHcR,ircsVoR GRIP, 25c PutuD In small bottlea of pleasant pellets, Just fit " v your vest pocket. Sold tr DroUH, or tent prtpill on receipt et pries, fiv Bwntxrt' llcul. (Ht iuiied iul nmriiuKTS' BEii.ro., m iivrunmsi., mot tori. SPECIFICS. HOTEL KAIER, CHAB. BUR0HILL, Prop. North Main St., MAHAN0Y CITY. Larcest and finest hotel In the region. Finest accommodations.- Handsome flzturu, Pool and Billiard Rooms AtUohed. When In POTTSYILLB, Stop at PHIL. WOLUS HOTEL 200 North Centre Street. Meals at all hoars. Ladles' dining room Attached. Finest wines, Manors, cigars, y BnKNANDOAH'fl EeUABIiB Hand Laundry Oor. Lloyd and White Bts, All work guaranteed to be ilrat-clasa in every nirtleuUr. Bilk ties and lacoourtaln spo laity. Goods oalled for and delivered, A trial solicited. Safe and Reliable Hones to Hire, SNEDDEN S LIVERY, f Pear Alloy, Roar Colfco Houso. The beotrlKS In town. 1oxm Uken to board. HaulluK promptly ntWuderf to. tr wmm
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